Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hootersman1;1651799]I've read some other reviews on other sites that those customers have had better luck-so, I am wondering if these places have to get "really familiar" with you, for example, you have to be a regular customer, with more than one or two visits to get extras?[/QUOTE]I roll through Des Moines about four, sometimes six, times a month going to / from KS or Omaha, and I hit the different places up. I'm like a slot machine addict."maybe this time she'll stroke me off." and. 99% of the time it's all teasing. I did get jacked off once from a girl in the place on Merle hey, but the last three times I've been there she wasn't. No name, and I forget the face now. I do remember she had better than usual engrish skills though.

I think I'm through with these bullshit places. I know where to go in chicago, and in omaha, I guess that'll have to be enough for me.

Are those reviews on that site real? I have read some of them, and they are opposite what is said on this site. I guess I will just maybe try one, and see when I get there!

Monger on all

[QUOTE=Hootersman1; 1677305]Are those reviews on that site real? I have read some of them, and they are opposite what is said on this site. I guess I will just maybe try one, and see when I get there!

Monger on all[/QUOTE]Hootersman1. Here is my score sheet for the AMP's in the DSM area.

Clive 0/2.

Urbandale 0/3.

Merle Hay 0/3 tipping issues.

Ankeny #1 0/1 tipping issues.

Ankeny #2 0/2

Indianola 0/4

[QUOTE=Ronin63; 1572522]Ok, so I am a little hard headed or curious. I went to check out the Ankney location.

Upselling.

Tip issues.

Rushed. Felt like I was being scrubbed and not rubbed.

No teasing. No fun.

Save your money on the shower.[/QUOTE]I had the exact opposite experience, especially with the shower. Most enjoyable. No issues of any kind.

[QUOTE=Ohboy2012;1683575]I had the exact opposite experience, especially with the shower. Most enjoyable. No issues of any kind.[/QUOTE]I wish I had your luck. As I visited again today. Now 0/2. Had the bait and switch, nice girl greeted me at the door, different girl for the massage. Not a bad massage, but no tease and the shower was lackluster at best. Of course the girls always want to see me again, as I am friendly, tip well and apparently low maintenance in their eyes. Can't say I'll be back too much cash for very little return.

DSM has any type of fun running scared. Too bad they won't treat victim crimes with as much fervor.

Was hanging with a buddy this weekend when I saw that the place on 86th had a "grand re-opening".

Had an hour session with the mamasan. As far as I could tell she's the only one working there at the moment.

Cost : $60 / hr.

Changes : all doors to massage rooms have hotel peekhole. I believe they were facing IN. So, someone in the hall could look in on you.

There was absolutely no teasing. Draping was loose and for the most part I was at least 80% uncovered.

The massage was actually quite enjoyable. Firm. A little too hard at some points, but she took instruction about that pretty easily. She knew a bit more english than the "normals".

Would I return? Probably not. That peekhole thing really kind of freaked me out a little.

Hi Mongers.

After seeing ads in the Backpage section of Esc, I decided to try Johnson on Meyle Hay. It was so bad massage and experience that I ended up leaving in pain 15 min into it. Woman was pushing way too hard and no extras, even though advertising in esct sec of backpage. Filed a complaint with backpage that it was a scam, and avoid this place at all costs. I was lucky as I made such a stink, got my $80, back as whole experience was bad, but you may not so lucky!

In town and tried Heathly spa in Ankeny. Nice masage but no extras. Left unhappy.

I see that there is a new massage place on AP Road. Anyone give it a try yet? I wonder if it's the one that was over by the airport.

Cheers

Same ones still at the Merle Hay location?

Haven't been there, but since they are using the same pictures as the other massage places I'd say it was same "tease" model. Maybe I'll give it a go next time I swing through DSM.

[QUOTE=Ronin63; 1782814]I see that there is a new massage place on AP Road. Anyone give it a try yet? I wonder if it's the one that was over by the airport.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

TOFTT yesterday. While technically I received what I wanted. The bait and switch from passable to OMG was disheartening. Ah, the problems with being face down when the masseuse actually walks (waddles) in. Will I repeat? Not likely.

OK so I had a somewhat strange encounter at one of the local AMP's. I was able to DATY, but nothing in return not even a HJ. She gave a half ass massage for half the time and of course wanted a tip. Hell if I wanted to be treated this way I can go home and pay money, spend all the effort and get nothing in return. I need to swear off the local AMP's, nothing but money pits.

Dallas, Phoenix, Columbia so many better places.

Been to the AMP on Merle Hay a few times, but not for a while. Looks like some thing changed. See a lot of other AMP opening. Any reviews? Looking for a quality massage any suggestions would be nice.

TOFTT. No extras, no teasing, so-so massage. Overall just a boring experience.