Massage Parlor Reports

I keep laughing every time I hear the ad on ESPN radio (1490) for the Red Monkey massage parlor. They tell men to come in for their special Russian sports massage. I have a funny feeling that this isn't what I know of as a Russian massage.

[QUOTE=Kamperx]So what should we talk them down to? I like a tight, petite bod and can overlook the face/age/attitude. If this saves me 20bucks in gas going to PHX might be worth the sacrifice.[/QUOTE]

To me, a standard FBSM with release for 1/2 hour should be 2 franklins entrance fee and three franklins tip, placed conspicuously on the table when the girl is out of the room and you are undressing. She will come in, see the tip, and know what's up.

[QUOTE=Fs Lvr]To me, a standard FBSM with release for 1/2 hour should be 2 franklins entrance fee and three franklins tip, placed conspicuously on the table when the girl is out of the room and you are undressing. She will come in, see the tip, and know what's up.[/QUOTE]

Franklin!!!
Don't you mean Jackson?
Sexhobbyist

Damn! I wish we was talking Abe's or Hamilton's.

BTW, I see a lot of cars parked in front of that AMP on 22nd. Has anybody tried it yet?

I was there last Thursday but I could not get anyone to answer the bell.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Franklin!!!
Don't you mean Jackson?
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

LOL! Sorry, I meant Stonewall.

Hey everyone,

I agree FS LVR that sounds about right. 2 for the house 3 for the girl. When I posted previously I was meaning that these gals were asking for way more than that. I put down 3 for the door fee for the hour, and mind you the massage was pretty damn good too. But come time for the negotiations she starts talking about another 120. So I question her... do you mean for FS?. Because that wouldnt be too terrible. No she meant for a hand shake. Fs 250 she says. HAAAAHAAAHAAA I had to laugh in her face. In the end she settle for the three, but the service wasnt all that great because she was all pissed and not into it.

Went back again yesterday actually and had a different gal. Massagea was a B- this time. She tells me 180 FS I countered with 100. After some haggling I got what I wanted for the 100. After a few minutes though she starts talking that I should fininsh cause I have worn her out. Man I hate when they start comlaining.

Any how Merlin there are a lot of car in the lot because the building's frontage is shared by a rental car agency. And I sh&t you not they have a door between the wall of the 2 store fronts that was open both times I went in. A little lack of privacy in my opinion.

Desert Dog

Greetings and Happy Hoildays,

I'm a frequent reader and occasional poster, but thought I would share my visit at the NW AMP. Although, some of the reviews I read have been a bit negative I have to say that I enjoyed my table shower, 1 hr massage and happy ending! All for 1 Franklin. What 'Jenny' did not have in looks she sure made up with enthusiasm and technique. The only thing that was a bit dissapointing is that the 1 hr massage was only 30 or 40 mins? I would recommend you all support these new establishments and hopefully they will stay in town and draw more. I'm anxcious to try the SE AMP!

Happy New Year!

I stopped in for a 1/2 hour session at Island SE and saw Lily. She didn't speak very good English and she wasn't a beauty, but she had a nice body and good technique. I gave .45 admission and left .6 on the supply table. about 1/2 way through, she said, "Is this your money?" and I said, "No, it's yours." There was no further talk of services or fees. I received a pretty good massage on my stomach, did the flip, and she did my chest and began the tease. She had great technique and let me feel up her blouse (no bra) while she finished with a two-handed stroke. The table shower was great! I'm a fan.

I was in the Ina-Thornydale area last night looking for the Asian place but I couldn't remember where it was - never found it. While searching I found the place at the far east end of the mall at T & C. Drove past, inside I saw a decent-looking white girl and some guy who looked like a high school honor student just standing around. There was a sign out front advertising $60 Tuesdays. Looked legit, but who knows?

The AMP there reported yesterday by Wyatt mentioned a young man standing in front. Could have been an Eagle Scout looking to get his Accupressure and Table Bath badges...

A friend described the Asian Massage place on Ina as being right next to an Enterprise car rental office just like on 22nd St. What up with that? Especially since the 22nd St parlor actually looks a waiting room for the rental shop.

If only Jiffy Lube would take a hint....

Stopped by early in the AM. Meet with a nice looking Chinese gal. Took the 1/2 hours massage, but neither of us even pertended at massage. Straight to the main course. Most items were on the menu. DFK, DATY etc. $40 for the house & $80 for. Her "college fund".

The location is a little confusing. Go rent a car, except enter the left door instead of the right.

At 500PM, I went by this place on 22nd st and found the lot full and a big pile of dirt occupying parking spaces. I don't know the cars out front were Enterprise customers of massage customers, but the place was very busy.

Drove by the 22nd St place tonight around 10. The lights were out, the place looked positively closed, yet there were 3 or 4 cars parked in front next to the dirtpile with at least one guy standing by them. No massage sign, nothing to indicate it is anything other than an Enterprise office. So what's the deal here? Are they still in the rubdown business?

As a side note, I also noticed there is an Enterprise office directly next to an Asian take-out restaurant near Spdway-Craycroft that used to be a Yokahama Rice bowl. Now I'm really wondering what E-prise is up to. Are they Asian-owned? Are they a front, keeping watch over their "side business"? Is the restaurant legit or does it offer full-service "meals" for those in the know who order the secret combo meal? I'm intrigued.

I have the impression that Enterprise now may be owned by another cuture of people than who used to own it. When I was trying years ago to get into Enterprise's managment corps, all of the applications had illegal questions on them. One question which struck me strongest was the inquiry of a religious preference. Very illegal. Also tells me that Enterprise management was a bunch of Christian fundamentalist wackos.

So, surely things have changed for the better. Go rent a nice Mustang for weekend and get a happy ending too.(wink wink nudge nudge)