Massage Parlor Reports

Here you go guys here is the ad from backpage. The way it's a written with no direction they must be right off the boat from China. As you know that can lead a fun times. I haven't had a chance to call the number and check them out can somebody be first.

Very clean, cozy, private rooms for you to relax and enjoy full body massage, foot reflexology by the prettiest Asian lady only $60 an hour, $30 for foot. Please call tel 503 954 5694 open 7 days from 9; ooam-10. Opm easy to reach from FWY5 exit 2 Vancouver wa 98663 license no MA60168789.

39th st at 0 st. 98663 google map | yahoo map

The ad about the new Asian spa in Portland or Vancouver was not enough to find it. I sent them an e mail and asked them to clearify the ad. The poorly written note I got back said they have not opened yet and its related to a spa in Spokane. The English was very poor. So I guess we will have to wait folks. Pretty quiet this weekend. Even with the no rain I did not see many girls out on my passes of 82nd. But that is part of the excitement.

On another note. Has anyone watched the movie Solitary man. Pretty interesting way to pick up young 18 year old girls. Might have to give it a try.

Stay safe out there my friend.

Maybe off to LA then weekend. Lots of fun there.

I called the a m p phone number listed on BP. Asian lady with almost no english answered the phone kept asking you know my house number. It's bad enough if you're trying to sell something. If you're going to come here learn some english so you can give directions on where to go. Have it least 1 girls it speaks basic an updated list with annunciation so we can understand the directions. Needless to say I didn't get the house number the massage spot is not set up yet we will have to keep an eye out on the advertisements for future information.

I did get that really really really good massage the other day near olympia at 8 am he of love marvin road. Not the most comfortable place but it was a good massage.

AMP from BP is real. Tried Portland place in Nov. OK massage and HE. They only opened for 1 week then moved to Vancouver. 35-40s girls. Have been in this business for yrs.

A guy answering phone call.

One Asian Spa in Beaverton might have extra for repeated customer, but owner is very curious. Massage is 6/10, face 5/10, body 4/10.

Drive to Bellevue, WA if you want to have young massage girls.

TOFTT today. Found this after snooping BP and reading AMP's post. Got in quickly and got out quickly. Add says 50 the HJ another 50 with no warning. All after the deed is done. Nice gal, not enough english to get by though. If you try it out be prepared! BP has much better offerings for the same $$.

Can you do us a favor and post the address of the dam AMP. I want to go but have not had the time to just find it. Their English is so fucking bad one cannot get any address or directions on the phone. THey are not smart enough to put it in the web posting.

Thanks Off to LA soon. Cannot wait to visit the hot spots there. Trying to line up the next two or thee business trips there now and spread them out by a couple of weeks each.

Hope you have fun. You are right. Seattle has the best AMP's

So I called this AMP in Vancouver to set up an appointment. Apparently they are running it out of a motel off of HWY 99. When I pulled into the place, a lady I guessed to be the manager of the place was standing outside of the office, staring at me in my car. The parlor was being run out of a room immediately above the office, so I decided to bail. I really didn't get a good vibe from the whole situation. I may try again, though, if they move.

You could find 2 AMPs in Vancouver area:

One spa started their business few months ago in Portland and then moved to motels for few weeks. Now moved again to 3x st. I haven't been to this new place yet. Two old Chinese ladys in the late 40s. 5/10 for face; 5. 5/10 for body. Ask for menu! They are in the business for a long time and need money. BUT, be careful with protection though.

The other one is close to main Street. Opened few weeks ago. Got a terrible massage from a FOB. She is old. Saw 3 girls there. However, one thick girl CiCi is young with big tits. Will try her.

Yes folks I went out to one of the places that's listed in Craigslist and can verify that the posting is true it's a real massage parlor. So I get to this place and it looks like several sixties vintage studio apartments that have been converted to office space. Got in and there was a guy and a gal. Dood takes me into the room and I pay him the fifty so I figure he's the mammasan or they're just paranoid. He leaves then comes back in to do the massage. Thought I'd made a major mistake and decided to play it cool. Asked him repeatedly when the gal was going to come in and he just didn't respond to the question. So the guy gives me a pretty perfunctory back massage and told me to "turn over." I'm getting that majorly creeped-out ready to bolt out of there, thinking I'm going to have the guy try to convert me to the be an ardent fan of all things Michael Musto. On the flip he walks out and the gal comes prances to the end of the table. She's pretty tall for an Asian and has a bad perm. She takes off the towel and the underoos and starts going in on the nasty bits. Got to say her technique was a bit too aggressive for my taste but she listened to my suggestions and calmed things down a bit. Damage was fifty for the house and forty for the gal. Not cheap but it beats going up to Everett.

To all massage enthusiasts:

I met with a very pretty Japanese woman today. Called on her BP ad. Can't go wrong guys.

Classic geisha treatment. Fantastic massage with the happy part in the middle instead of the end. Nap time!

Shower scene, in for the rinse which she adeptly handled it. Dried me off the proceeded to dress me. All in the classic style.

Extras unknown. Didn't cross my mind.

I don't review a lot unless I find a gem. Treat her nice!

PM for? And digits

Got a very good normal massage at the place on hwy 99 in the 8000 block. Average looking you. G see girl. Super nice. But one clue is if they are wearing tight pants then the prospect of extras is low. There was a Asian guy doing the hooking. Nice place. Will likely repeat. Maybe extras on the second go around.

Unless someone can report otherwise, do NOT go here.

Awkward environment, door was open the whole time with music playing loudly in the main room.

Below average massage and masseuse was awkward too, kept sniffling and I had to ask her to use oil because her.

Technique was rough. No fun AT ALL.

Did not tip, no reason to. I hate hearing that people are tipping for no good reason.

Please someone tell me I'm wrong otherwise I will NEVER repeat.

Unless someone can report otherwise, do NOT go here.

Awkward environment, door was open the whole time with music playing loudly in the main room.

Below average massage and masseuse was awkward too, kept sniffling and I had to ask her to use oil because her.

Technique was rough. No fun AT ALL.

Did not tip, no reason to. I hate hearing that people are tipping for no good reason.

Please someone tell me I'm wrong otherwise I will NEVER repeat.

[QUOTE=Amp Guide;1429370]Got a very good normal massage at the place on hwy 99 in the 8000 block. Average looking you. G see girl. Super nice. But one clue is if they are wearing tight pants then the prospect of extras is low. There was a Asian guy doing the hooking. Nice place. Will likely repeat. Maybe extras on the second go around.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone toftt yet? If so please post a report or pm me.

[quote]Clean, cozy, soft music in private rooms to enjoy massage by Pretty Asian lady, Please call to make appointment at 360-464-5122.

Open 7 days from 9:00am-10:00pm.

Located at east 25th street Vancouver WA 98663.

Take FWY5 exit 1D at fourth plain BLVD left turn, broadway left turn[/quote]

2 places at hwy 99. One close to motel is legit. The other one is almost legit. (little bit touching)

Another new opening with one 40s skinny lady. No massage skill at all. Ugly, might have HJ. I refused.