Massage Parlor Reports

From CL, I decided to try out the European parlor that advertises CL. It is easy to find.

I called and they gave me the address. It is easy to find but a very small building. 2 massage rooms, no table shower.

I was met at the door by Helen, a very tall redhead from Russia. She is in her late 20s and absolutely fantastic. Not for her massage but for everything else!

Door is 60, everything else is negotiable. Price was a bit higher than most AMPs, but if you are into Russian girls, it is well worth it. Menu was unlimited.

Now, if you go with a different girl, YMMV. However, for a great experience, this is the place.

Did check it out and was disapointed.

Was given some new sweetie--rookie. So so massage and the extras were lacking

Will give it one more try

P Chop

OK OK! 2nd trip with pink was almost normal. Got almost everything I wanted

I would go back

P Chop out

[QUOTE=Purple Porkchop]BLUE SPA
255 Rt.3 East, Ste 104F
Secaucus, NJ

Will check out later[/QUOTE]

I ended up finding this and going here. Seemed the same as the Gem upstairs but workers were not quit as easy on the eyes but by no means anything bad. Same deal here as the old place with a very good TS and with the right skills whatever you want. Bring your own cover.

Not to be a damper, but Seacusus and Dover aren't even in the same county as Paterson. Should probably go into NJ - Other Areas

[QUOTE=NJ Tang Guy]Not to be a damper, but Seacusus and Dover aren't even in the same county as Paterson. Should probably go into NJ - Other Areas[/QUOTE]Last time I checked the map Dover and Secaucus ARE both in NORTH Jersey. Yes there is life outside of Paterson :)

Visted about two weeks back- not a good experience.

Paid fee (.6) to lady @ front desk. Requested someone specific on advice of friends who'd been there, but was told she didn't exist (????)

Was told I'd get whomever was available next, given how 'busy we are'

Went into room (freezing cold) and undressed. Waited close to 15 minutes before someone came in. Cute russian- very skinny, tiny, almost non-existent breasts. Name was Helena or Elena (or whatever it was that day) She left and came back again and asked what I wanted. I replied with FS and was quoted 2.2, 1.8 for BJ. Should have neg'ed a little- told her that was more than I was told but agreed on FS.

Worst FS experience ever. Girl was completely not into it, rushing it (something to the degree of "really busy.. lets go..."), and wouldn't ("couldn't") adjust the temp despite my request. All this was a huge turnoff. She started mish and moved into doggy. Given how tiny she was, the view was less impressive than i anticipated. One weak pop later, I was out of there.

Based on this experience, I have to say that the AMPs I've been to are 100x better in every way. I'd consider going back, but def. not with that girl and def. for less. $2.8 is not worth it for a sub-par experience. The other girls I saw were quite attractive and hopefully better.

YMMV.

[QUOTE=Drinkuin]From CL, I decided to try out the European parlor that advertises CL. It is easy to find.

I called and they gave me the address. It is easy to find but a very small building. 2 massage rooms, no table shower.

I was met at the door by Helen, a very tall redhead from Russia. She is in her late 20s and absolutely fantastic. Not for her massage but for everything else!

Door is 60, everything else is negotiable. Price was a bit higher than most AMPs, but if you are into Russian girls, it is well worth it. Menu was unlimited.

Now, if you go with a different girl, YMMV. However, for a great experience, this is the place.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in on my why through town. Nice place and lot's of girls working. Payed the 60 at the door and was taken into a room. Short skinney blonde came and was very attractive and nice. Had a table shower and spent plenty of time making sure that everthing was clean. 5 minute massage and down to business. 120 HJ 160 BJ 220 FS, went with option two. Very good at what see did. Don't know if I would go back, prices are to high for the same results that you can get at an AMP. Was nice spending some time with an attractvie Russian girl.

[QUOTE=Jack Nyourbox]I ended up finding this and going here. Seemed the same as the Gem upstairs but workers were not quit as easy on the eyes but by no means anything bad. Same deal here as the old place with a very good TS and with the right skills whatever you want. Bring your own cover.[/QUOTE]I went by and got Gina, cute but did not even allowed roaming, very dissapointed. Of course no tip.

BP

I forgot who I had, but blonde hardbody. She was probably low 40's but still looked good.

Table shower was a 6/10, more clinical than anything else, but still decent.

Paid $50 for 45 mins, was quoted $240 for full and $180 for a job. I said '$160 for FS', and she said yes.

Somewhat weak overall experience after that. I would not probably go back unless there was a selection of ladies to choose from.

I stopped by this place in Tenafly near the bus station. Paid $60 for one hour, including TS with lots of attention to the important areas and a decent massage. Lots of teasing before the flip, caressing my rear and pulling gently. After the flip really nice HJ taking her time and no complais about roaming. I'm thinking in coming back soon.

Till next time,

BP

Yesterday I visited Real Deal in Teaneck, to follow are my observations:
The place is not comfortable, it was cold and the look and facilities are terrible. Nowhere to hang your clothes and it seems that they use the same towel with all customers.

The attendant was not attractive, the massage was short and just an oily rub. Two doors in the room, when she left for a moment I was able to see another customer undressing.

I will not repeat and do not recommend, there are much better choices in the area.

Exact location: 380 US 46, Totowa, NJ Phone # 973-200-0276
Hint: place is located behind "US46 Nissan"

Been a few days since a massage so I thought I would go for it. I took the half hour session for $50.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5

attendant appearance: 4
attendant attitude: 4
attendant communication skills: 2
theraputic massage: 2.5
table shower: Not Offered
roaming: 5
other massage: 4.5
options available: 4
facility appearance: 2.5
time given -vs- time advertised: 2.5
Overall Experience: 3.5

I offered $10 and she said, what ever you like. It is a tip, she stated. Since she did not have an attitude, gave a $20 tip and she seemed pleased. Can't be giving excessive tips. There is a recession going on around here.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2.5 take it or leave it/neutral/average
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly

LongRanger,

Good to see you are keeping tips in line with the economy. Was curious about that one on Rt 46--adds looked real good.

You should try Blue Spac on Rt 3. You will receive 4 or 5s by your scale

PM for details


Thanks
P Chop

Buyer Beware!

Went here a few times, saw Yoko who was outstanding. Went back and asked for Yoko a few weeks ago. Was introduced to Sophie who was terrible. Went back again and asked for Yoko, was introduced to Lisa who was a looker, but massage was lacking and very rushed. Called the other night, and asked if Yoko was working and available Yes" the voice said. Went in and was introduced to Lisa again. Asked where Yoko was, and Mamasn says "This no Yoko? " Like I'm an idiot. Proceeded to put my shoes back on, asked for my money back and left with Mamasan chasing me saying "This Yoko no good? " I must have had idiot stamped on my head that night.

Definately won't go back here. If anyone nows where Yoko went, I would certainly follow her.