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[QUOTE=GordonFreeman]Anyone else having problems getting to craigslist today? Or is it just my internet connection?[/QUOTE]
Likewise, no problem. May've been a down server on your ISP.
Sorry to say, some real lousey prospects on there lately..
(Hartford & New Haven)..
Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost!
Gordon no problem here getting on.
Too quiet on here, Gents. I get all busy and you guys are talking 'bout ISPs. :) Just fooling with you, Gordon.
I had an interesting meet up a few days back. Anyone is familiar with Ashley Moore? A XXX porn star apparently (never even heard of her, though I am admittedly not into porn, go figure.)
I stopped in at the Gold Club Connection on a early morning, around 1am. Came in with a "friend" after a hot evening tripping the stars fantastic followed by some hard hittin' club scene featuring Wutang.
The place (Gold Club Connections) is under renovations and looks like its improving a bit. They moved the stages, LD area and VIP. Not bad for a juice bar. Unfortunately, the bouncer for the join sat like a f'n warden in the LD area...not that I had any ambitions.
On a Tuesday night there was quite a few dancers, and only a handful of customers. Furthermore, there was a few other chicks in the joint who looked like they were waiting for amater nite to hit. College girls, good looking.
The dancers were working real hard...a few plastiques, but a few natural young beauties I would put at a solid 7. However, they were doing some real polework, something you don't see many places these days in CT.
Taking a female friend to a strip club is always fun, cause you get "unusual" attention pretty quickly. Several dancers approached and had drinks with us. Apparently they prefer the "Connection" than the actual Gold Club since its all 5' air dance on the liquor side.
As my eve was winding to a close, we began to make our way for round two at the hotel. Thats when I was approached by Miss Ashley Moore.
Here was her intro, "I love working here, cause I get to ride good Cock all the time!"
I was stunned at first, cause this woman looked sort of hot, very slutty, and in her upper 30's...one of my favorite sets of sleazy combinations. My female friend was taken aback and asked "What did you say?" And she repeated it as if she was marking her territory. Half expecting a catfight, I demurred to enjoy the scene for a moment and let it play itself out. (Patience always give up good info).
Ashley wants to hit the VIP room before she leaves for the night and was hoping to get off real good with the two of us for the price of one VIP. Damn tempting since I had JUST enough cash in my pocket to pull it off without hitting the Plastic Debt Machine.
Apparently she lives in a NY and works at the Gold Club strictly for the LD and VIP rooms, no stage dancing. The bouncers leave her alone cause thats the deal worked out inorder for her to be featured, so she can do however she wishes whenever she wishes. Apparently, I was the next lucky gentleman cause she was horny, and was down for some fun before she drives 2 hours home.
Fortunately, the little head was incredibly disciplined and told me to enjoy one in hand instead of two in the bush. I just wasn't in the mood for 2 girl...probably all the Indo-smoke I inhaled all evening at the Wu. :)
Just passing the info out there for those who might have use for it.
Yeah you really passed up an opportunity for a 2 on 1. I think I have read some of your letters in penthouse forum too. I have to give you an A+ on imagination.
Stoner - Women want to be with you, Men want to BE you! Thanks as always for the informative posts. - D.L.
I had the same exact thing happen to me.
I had to pass too, because I did not want to miss putting the fabric softener in the wash-- you know you only have one shot at that rinse cycle.
I was in this club with this chick who likes to go to strip clubs. I was pretty trashed, and so was she. All these strippers were coming up to us to just hang and have cocktails. I know you guys see this happen all the time. And then, like, this hot MILF porn star asked me to do her and to have a threesome with my super-super-hot girlfriend.
It really didn't matter that I barely had enough cash to cover the VIP to facilitate this, because, then, like, uh, I found this wad of cash on the floor of the men's room. Then, the bouncer came over to me to thank me for visiting the club because all of the strippers were telling him how much better it was with me in attendance. Then, I discovered that I had just hit lotto. Then, my cell phone rang and it was the President of the United States, but I had to tell him that I did not have time to help him with his foreign policy because, you see, I have this hot chick on one arm, three super-hot strippers hanging out with me, and this MILF porn star who keeps bugging me to do a three-some because she is horny. He, of course, understood, but I did let him know I would call him later to help. He said he would be waiting by the phone for it to ring.
But then, uh, I decided not to do the porn star because Paris Hilton had come to the club because she heard I was there. As we chatted, the porn star started to cry, which made the three strippers very sad so they started to take each others clothes off and make out. Then my girlfriend begged me to not only take the porn star back to the hotel, but the three drunk strippers also (who now in a cunnilingus frenzy). Paris then suggested that six was better than five and that she, too, would like to join us. But, then, you see, because I am so cool, I decided to just go back to the hotel by myself and let the six chicks do each other without me. I also forgot to call the President back, and didn't even realize until the front desk called and told me that Paris' limo was waiting to take me to Bradley Airport because Air Force One had been dispatched to get me.
I am awesome, huh??
LOL...life is better than fiction, gents, when you aim to enjoy it to the hilt.
Luckily, I have nothing to prove...just doing my part to get info out there for those interested. Good luck. :)
Live vicariously...if what I share seems over the top...come along for the ride. See for yourself.
I have spent a bit of time rolling with The Stone; he's the real deal, and a great guy to boot....
You folks who think he's writing fiction just need to work on your skills ;)
I believe stoner. But I couldn't resist having a little fun with his post none-the-less!
Here is another one to go WAY over the top. Heard on the radio that Gold Club now allows you to bring the girls home with you...as club policy.
I've heard this at other clubs in other states, but not official policy in CT. (Actually, the old Kit Kat had this come to think about it.)
I have no details on the outcall Gold Club chicks, but I predict it will be expensive, chapperoned, and not worth the money for service. But you just never know.
[QUOTE=Stoner]I have no details on the outcall Gold Club chicks, but I predict it will be expensive, chapperoned,[/QUOTE]
Well, as you might say, one man's chaperoned date is another man's invitation to a threesome. Especially if the other man is our esteemed colleague Stoner. :)
...Which reminds me of something I haven't thought of for *years*. Back in 1972 or '73, there was a massage parlor in East Cambridge, Mass., I think on Third Street (a few blocks from where they put up the big jail a couple years later) called the VIP. I was young and green and I don't know what I could have gotten in my many visits, but I know what I didn't get. Howsomebeit, for a while they were offering 45-minute "massage lessons" at about double the price of the usual tease-no-tug, topless-if-you're-lucky that was all I ever managed to promote for myself in those days. Two girls in the room, one on the table bare nekkid, the other one dressed in the usual skimpy outfit standing on the other side of the table telling you what to do; first the back with lots of attention to the ass-cheeks, then the front including tits and inner thighs but that was all. I sort of guess they must have made me wear a towel around my waist, not that I can remember. Jeebus, 33 years of this racket...
[QUOTE=Stoner]LOL...life is better than fiction, gents, when you aim to enjoy it to the hilt.
Luckily, I have nothing to prove...just doing my part to get info out there for those interested. Good luck. :)
Live vicariously...if what I share seems over the top...come along for the ride. See for yourself.[/QUOTE]
Don't pay the n00bs any mind Stone! They're expressing their jealousy in their posts.
Jealousy, far from it. If stoner's life was as exciting as it sounds. He wouldn't have time or energy to post over 1300 times on this site, not to mention other sites where he has posted his stories. Think about it.
Anyone have any real success with the Hartford or Springfield area Advocate?
Woould like to find a good catch and steady provider but seems these ads are not posted on much. Feel free to PM me with any advice and recommendations (as well as warnings). Thanks