Rants and Stupid shit in Lynchburg

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5979896]WRONG. As for "Age is irrelevant" if her ad says 36 and multiple mongers (who've seen her) say she's in her 40's. I don't think it's "stupid shit" to point out a discrepancy. [/QUOTE]Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.

[QUOTE=Citizenv;5980249]Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.[/QUOTE]They have nothing better to do than then to get online and argue with each other. We mongers come on here to read reviews about providers, and make a decision about whether to see them or not. So go out and meet some women, and report back. This whole back and forth leads nowhere. Crystal is the best thing you all have in your city, and I'm not even from Lynchburg. So if you don't want to see her, then stay home and watch porn. (Not you specifically). I'm talking about these mongers arguing back and forth. Enough of it.

[QUOTE=Citizenv;5980249]Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.[/QUOTE]I have other pictures of this broad. Face and full body and I guarantee she's over 40 without any other Mongers input. Feel free to PM a Email address and I'll gladly send the pics to you from my Mongering e mail account. LMAO as for fixated on someone's advertisement. Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.

As for the Drama. She messaged me, then tried to tell Everyone I was a Ex Stalker of hers.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5980286]Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.[/QUOTE]No. You're taking things out of context and missed the point, but its fine. I'm not wasting any more time / energy on this conversation.

By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.

[QUOTE=Shooter1701;5980110]Care to share how the rest of us can sample some of this twenty-something awesomeness?

I'll agree that I would really like to see some younger talent, but that doesn't seem to exist outside of OF or SA. And the drama related with that just isn't worth the effort.

Central Virginia is just a desert right now.

Safe Hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunInVirginia;5980392]By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.[/QUOTE]Since you enjoy studying old posts, I've decided to do the same. Since your first post on 1-15-15 until present, you have ZERO AMP posts to your credit. Yet think you know it all by always spewing " Old Ladies and HJ's" "Old Ladies and HJ's" like a little kid. AS for Old ladies On 12-13-19 post #2856 YOU reviewed a "Early 50's, hosts in her nice safe house near Big Lots" "Who is 40 pounds heavier now" and "If you don't mind the weight the service is good". SO FAT and 50's is YOUR thing Pal? LMAO but keep on saying "Old Ladies and HJ's" when you have ZERO room to talk.

Then you keep repeating "By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years ". You're damn right. Because everyone I have seen were drug Addicts, even the highly reviewed ones, and (New Orleans Girl in Roanoke) was "strung out" and Celeste was arrested for drugs 2 days after I last saw her...so as far as I'm concerned I got lucky and dodged a bullet with those two . So Either you're drug friendly or maybe you use with them, As it doesn't seem to bother you. Apparently you're very thick headed because you can't grasp why I no longer wish to be involved with drug using Escorts and find AMP"s a safer alternative.

Funny how you assume, but Don't know Sh*t. My reference to younger was indeed current. As for the January 2022 post, you do realize it's the end of June now, and you don't seem to understand these girls work several months at a time and then take off for several months...and my go to was off in January Dumbass. Also Sounds like Crystal Dawn is already meh to you...and you'd like to see someone younger .

P.S.: Did you bring several Big Mac's when visiting the 40 lb heavier 50+ year old Chick to get her in the mood to see you?

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5980286]I have other pictures of this broad. Face and full body and I guarantee she's over 40 without any other Mongers input. Feel free to PM a Email address and I'll gladly send the pics to you from my Mongering e mail account. LMAO as for fixated on someone's advertisement. Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.

As for the Drama. She messaged me, then tried to tell Everyone I was a Ex Stalker of hers.[/QUOTE]If you have pics that will lend credence to your argument then share them.

My imagined Slappy response: "I said send me a message and I'll email them to you".

[QUOTE=JJohnson01;5980678]If you have pics that will lend credence to your argument then share them.

My imagined Slappy response: "I said send me a message and I'll email them to you".[/QUOTE]Congratulations you can read, but obviously can't comprehend anything. No need for an "imagined response" Bro, I clearly told CitizenV I'd send HIM the pics by E mail if HE wanted them , it wasn't an open invitation . So not sure what that's got to do with you, or "lending credence to an argument".

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5980788]Congratulations you can read, but obviously can't comprehend anything. No need for an "imagined response" Bro, I clearly told CitizenV I'd send HIM the pics by E mail if HE wanted them , it wasn't an open invitation . So not sure what that's got to do with you, or "lending credence to an argument".[/QUOTE]Quite simple, my good Slappy. You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. The moment someone disagrees with you, out comes the bitchy comments. Put up or shut up. Or just shut up. Provide people intel of your great conquests, share the information, live up to the spirit of the board, but there is no need to trash anyone else because they have differing tastes than your highly refined pallet.

Peace, I'm out, go ahead and get the last word in.

[QUOTE=JJohnson01;5981281]Quite simple, my good Slappy. You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. The moment someone disagrees with you, out comes the bitchy comments. Put up or shut up. Or just shut up. Provide people intel of your great conquests, share the information, live up to the spirit of the board, but there is no need to trash anyone else because they have differing tastes than your highly refined pallet.

Peace, I'm out, go ahead and get the last word in.[/QUOTE]I'm glad you are out, because this makes ABSOULUTLY no sense and I quote. "You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. "unable to trash" "nearly anyone" so that mean's I'm not trashing nearly anyone?.

[QUOTE=FunInVirginia;5980392]By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.[/QUOTE]It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did !

New to the Forum but I don't get why someone who hasn't seen escorts lately keeps posting on the Escorts forum. They aren't reviews, just comments to other posts from people who actually saw an escort in person. If he prefers AMPs, that's cool. There is a forum for those reviews.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5981462]It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did ![/QUOTE]

New to the forum but I don't get why someone who has not seen an escort lately keeps posting on the Escort forum. They aren't reviews, just nasty comments on other posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand. If he prefers AMPs that's cool. There is a separate forum for those reviews.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5981462]It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did ![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CentralVaGuy;5982036]New to the forum but I don't get why someone who has not seen an escort lately keeps posting on the Escort forum. They aren't reviews, just nasty comments on other posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand. If he prefers AMPs that's cool. There is a separate forum for those reviews.[/QUOTE]That's because a few weeks ago an Unknown Escort (at the time) without a picture MESSAGED ME out of the blue on here asking where to advertise and solicit my business. THAT'S WHY I posted in the Escort section as a courtesy / alert, believing it may be LEO or a scam and for everyone to watch out. However it was a false alarm and she was proven to be legit.

Then it snowballed from there. You better re read some other peoples posts or get some glasses Pal, because I began to receive "comments" shortly after as well. Nasty? I wouldn't go that far as I'm not a Snowflake like you. Just some guys talking trash No worse than a PG-13 TV show. . As for "Nasty comments" on "others posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand" if you mean when somebody post a picture of what's supposed to be a woman and looks 100 % like a Construction worker named Larry I'm going to say something.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5982440]That's because a few weeks ago an Unknown Escort (at the time) without a picture MESSAGED ME out of the blue on here asking where to advertise and solicit my business. THAT'S WHY I posted in the Escort section as a courtesy / alert, believing it may be LEO or a scam and for everyone to watch out. However it was a false alarm and she was proven to be legit.

Then it snowballed from there. You better re read some other peoples posts or get some glasses Pal, because I began to receive "comments" shortly after as well. Nasty? I wouldn't go that far as I'm not a Snowflake like you. Just some guys talking trash No worse than a PG-13 TV show. . As for "Nasty comments" on "others posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand" if you mean when somebody post a picture of what's supposed to be a woman and looks 100 % like a Construction worker named Larry I'm going to say something.[/QUOTE]All hail, the Slappiest of Nuttz!