we don't know how lucky we are
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So I have to spend some time in East Bumfuck, Illiana. (At least it's on the client's nickel.) Check into the hotel. Check out the "Client Services" folder. A whole page of "Houses of Worship". I don't want a House of Worship, I want a House of Prostitution! Then I find the yellow pages under the Gideons Bible. The page with "escorts" has been ripped out. (Who *is* it that goes around doing that? The Gideons?) Naturally I've already checked the usasexguide, but I do it again (at least the hotel has internet). Like I remembered, nada. Craigslist--you think the nonsense in Providence and Worcester and Hartford is bad, you ain't seen nothing like this.
It's God's Country out here, folks. I should have spent some time looking for a senator at the airport, I guess, but I'm just not into that kind of thing. Can't wait to get home. (Don't let Noel blow you too bad, guys.)
</rant>
PLeasant Massage Therapy - Pawtucket, RI
I visited this place this week. I had a beautiful Asian named Hanna. Place is clean, massage was great, body scrub was really nice. I will be going back!