Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;2172357]My vote for the title of the fight thread is "Wandering Douchebags" and here's hoping this is my last post on this thread.[/QUOTE]But it's not regional. I'm hoping for something Milwaukeeish.

[quote=admin;2172173][blue]ok, i'm not [b]always[/b] breaking up fights in milwaukee, but it happens enough so i'm giving you guys a fight thread. threads like this have relaxed argumentative rules. you can call a guy a cocksucker if you want. most of the rules are still in effect, no arrest reports, no personally identifying information, no threats of physical violence, n unfounded std reports, and as always no information about **** people.

this name is generic, most of the fight threads have names. cincy has the octagon, jacksonville the woodshed, in boston it's the massholes, if anybody has a suggestion for here throw it out there.

a2[/blue][/quote]***** city as a play on brew city.

[QUOTE=Oakly;2172521]***** City as a play on Brew City.[/QUOTE]I'm fond of Cheese Turds.

[QUOTE=Johnkat111;2172550]I'm fond of Cheese Turds.[/QUOTE]Oh we can't use the be word so I'll second Cheese Turds.

Bruisers. As in Brewers with an extra S.

I like JohnKat's Cheese Turds. That sure has a local flavor. I thought of the name Black and Blue might be approbate also. It makes me think of getting beat up and being bruised. And it also ties into the Packers as the division that the Packers play in has been nicknamed the "Black and Blue" division.

The Cheddar Bowl.

You walk into a room where half the women have PMS and the other half have yeast infections. Where are you?

Whine and Cheese party.

[QUOTE=MuffLovr;2171799]I have run into a couple of newby BP in calls recently that told me that they were running late, AFTER I WAS ALREADY THERE, so I just HAD to put in my two cents worth here (and then some. Sorry). And in some cases, they said they were already at the in call location when I first called them. In the future, I will do the following, and if more guys would do this or something similar, I'm sure at least a FEW of them reading this would figure out they better be on time or they are going to lose a lot of business, and more importantly, their reputation, gas and time (even tho I KNOW they don't really care one bit in most cases, and of course just change their posting name and get a new number / disposable phone);.

Make your date and ask if they are currently at the location. Tell them they need to stay there, or be on time if they aren't there, or you will leave. Tell them they need to text or call IMMEDIATELY if they have to "leave suddenly" or will be late. If YOU are on time, wait about 5 minutes and call / txt to see what the problem is, but LEAVE. If they say they are almost there, and don't have a legitimate good reason for being late which they can prove, tell them you will wait for them for a little while, while in reality you are driving home with no intention of turning back, other than the little head telling you to. After numerous more texts and calls from them saying they are "on their way", or asking if you are still there, keep telling them that you are there, but you are getting impatient. This makes them REALLY leave their real hotel / house / apt to go to their agreed upon temporary in call location. I believe that they figure if you have waited 20 or more minutes already, you must be REALLY hoping to see them, and will wait a little longer, so it is at THIS point that they ACTUALLY leave to meet you. Then, when they REALLY get there, which is usually like 30 or more minutes late, and they don't see your car, tell them you "JUST" left, and that waiting 30 or more minutes just wasn't in your plans, and that maybe next time they could be on time? Now you have wasted ALMOST as much of their time and gas as they wasted of yours. Plan on being black-listed from that provider most likely, however. But that is probably for the better, since this type of provider doesn't seem to possess that very basic distinction between humans and animals that allow them to learn from past mistakes. They probably would have been late on your second date too. Sorry, but I'm old school and believe that appointments are meant to be kept. Is it any wonder that most doctor offices now charge you if you don't give them 24 hour notice?

BTW, a GOOD reason why they are late would be one that they could prove somehow. If they say they had to take their baby / girlfriend / sister / pimp to the hospital, ask for a copy of some paperwork from the hospital. This will usually get them to hang up on you, since they now know that you have at least a tiny amount of brain matter in your big head, and that you are on to them. Many excuses (and believe me, I've heard them all) would be hard to prove, like they are stuck in traffic. But I've already caught one in a lie by saying they were on I43 in a traffic jam, when the live DOT camera at that location showed traffic was flowing just fine. Thank you, technology! Yeah, I got hung up on.

On a side note, and pardon me if I just haven't located it on this site yet (there is a LOT to read on this site! Does anyone know of a list somewhere on the web of "games that providers / escorts / prostitutes play"? I'd love to see how many I've heard, and add the ones I've heard that aren't listed! That would be an interesting / enjoyable list to see, IMHO. I've been hobbying quite a few years now, and unfortunately have run into more games / excuses than raincoats I've used since I was born! I've googled it, but got 4. 1 miliion hits, mostly of a real book you can buy called "Games Prostitutes Play". But I don't think I've ever read an entire book in my life yet, and I don't plan on starting any time soon. Came close on "50 Shades of Grey", but since I'm not into S&M, I got pretty bored after the first several chapters. VERY long book, as are the two sequels. Looks like it could be a good book though, I have to admit.[/QUOTE]There are hundreds of girls, new girls coming and girls retiring all the time, moving from city to city. Your ideas may be of use with a few place bound regulars. Most girls know that some dudes will do just about anything to get some of the juice.

[QUOTE=Johnkat111;2172550]I'm fond of Cheese Turds.[/QUOTE]I also like Cheese Turds. Or, if you want to keep the name a bit more innocuous, I'd suggest "Brew House".

[QUOTE=Johnkat111;2173762]You walk into a room where half the women have PMS and the other half have yeast infections. Where are you?

Whine and Cheese party.[/QUOTE]I think Whine and Cheese party is perfect.

I'm not a big fan of bathroom humor. Maybe something a little more tame?

Brew City Brawl.

[QUOTE=Oakly;2172521]***** City as a play on Brew City.[/QUOTE]MyStreetWaukees Bash-o-rama.

Works for me.

[QUOTE=Johnkat111;2173762]You walk into a room where half the women have PMS and the other half have yeast infections. Where are you?

Whine and Cheese party.[/QUOTE]

I said I did not want to post on this rant board, but here I go again. It's not really a rant, but an opinion for the benefit of my good friend Italosamoa. Italo is a senior whose posts are still delayed for moderation by Admin. I believe the issue when he was a new member was not a problem playing well with others or posting inappropriate things. His problem was that it took him the length of a novel to describe a 1/2 session with a provider. Posts were edited or removed because of their length. Now Italo continues to suffer the indignity of a newbie whose posts are not approved for hours. I say it's time to FREE ITALOSAMOA.

Can we start a petition to Admin to FREE ITALO!