A little soft and slow. But things picked up where it mattered the most
So, I had this appointment at a place called Easter Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville. Due to my hectic schedule / travels, I booked ahead and didn't really care who I got. After arriving, Candy gave me a nice hug and introduced herself. . Long black hair, limited English skills, looked to be in prime age like mid twenties. From the get-go, she was going a little too easy on the massage. All good. Had her concentrate on my thigh and legs instead of like the head or back to simplify things.
As things moved towards those level 1-level 2 specials, she perked up a bit. The hand job was pretty standard, similar to her massage. But if we're talking about her mouth and neck skills, they were top-notch. Seriously, she gave incredible head. Despite the gentle start, Candy managed to turn it around by the end. So, I gave her my usual tip. Not a bad experience at all.
I'll address other things from others too, but figured I would respond to you
Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.
These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.
The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.
[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6731749]Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.
It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper.[/QUOTE]
Money Transfer to the USA
[QUOTE=Gostz1953;6733166]Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.
These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.
The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.[/QUOTE]Gostz. Amazing Intel.
Q1 - How is money coming to the United States? What I have heard is that the smart money is trying to get their money out of China (into real estate). Vancouver (allegedly) enacted rules restricting foreign investment in housing. So I assume even more money is coming to the Northwest / USA now. In my neighborhood, half the home sales are going to Chinese buyers.
Q2 - Can a AMP purchase be used for E2 Business Visa? It seems like an AMP would be relatively low cost way to get a E2 business visa.
Aurora Massage Spa: PM and HE
I visited Lillah (rhymes with the last two syllables of Tukwila) a couple weeks ago and had a very nice session. It's on the west side of Aurora, just north of the Aurora Avenue Bridge; the name in the title is the actual name of the place.
Another monger provided helpful intel about this place. I specifically sought a great PM, and wanted to avoid the long commute to the well-reviewed Blue Bay in Everett. I paid 60 for the hour and 60 for the gratuity. Lillah asked for the house fee upfront and accepted the gratuity at the end of the session: however, we agreed on the details halfway through the session. Though I initially offered 40 for the tip, she countered with 60, and I was fine with that. She does excellent work.
This experience was similar to some of my earliest times in the hobby. No rush, very relaxing massage, seemed genuinely interested in making me feel good throughout the hour, and there was a LOT of teasing. Prior to arrival, I made sure that I was very clean--soap, finger and washcloth scrubbing--for best results. In turn, Lillah treated me as I hoped. Massage quality was better than many AMPs but not quite LMT-level. Fantastic mix of therapeutic and sensual.
When it was time for the flip, she asked what else I wanted. She'd gotten me so sufficiently revved up that I asked for "boom boom," but she said nope. Turns out that it didn't matter all that much, as my enthusiastic and prodigious climax was very enjoyable even without FS. Respectful touching was allowed: OTC on the bottom, UTC on the top.
I estimate Lillah to be in her 50's and she is curvy but not BBW. She is somebody to whom I'll likely return when I seek a happy ending and prostate massage.
Smiling Art mixed feelings
Hit up Smiling Art over the holidays with mixed feelings afterward. There's plenty of neighborhood parking and a back parking lot as well. Entrance through the back door is easy, and keeps you from being seen from the busy street out front. Was greeted immediately, I think she said "Jessie" but could be something lost in the translation. Had to use translation app to communicate. She is a pre-auntie, long hair, short maroon dress, natural C's. Paid the hour house fee and got on the table for a mediocre massage. On the flip I will at least give it to her that she tried to give good service to include some Russian. I'm a sucker for long hair too. No touching down below unfortunately, and when I did try, I was met with a rather large pad, which was a boner killer. Some haggling over CBJ price but it wasn't as incessant or annoying as other negotiations at other establishments have been. Unfortunately, I didn't realize Smiling Art was a saran wrap CBJ spot so that pretty much killed it for me. She finished with a nice HE, again putting in the effort to get me there, so I didn't leave completely unhappy.
All in all, a mixed bag. She was sweet, she tried, I was happy for the effort, but if you hate saran wraps, this is not your spot. It will do in a pinch though.
Dr P.
June / Garden Massage and Seattle
From Rubmaps advanced search it is listed as having a table shower. Does anyone have any experiece there or could relate any review info from rubmaps? There is a new review form the 3rd on the site.
Thanks.
Name of the place and city?
[QUOTE=Octodaddd;6735639]OK, this place is new, and very clean, because its new. The girls are even new. Massage, oil, its like a real massage. Got some kinks out which is good. Got Diana, nice thin girl with nice tits. Great service, BBBJ, cfs. Non rushed, got my full time which was nice. Sadly it was busy when I finished so I didn't get to see the other talent but overall good experience.[/QUOTE]Do you remember the name of this AMP? Is this in Seattle?
