For the sake of fun, good-natured argument
[QUOTE=Niterider450;5224043]I highly doubt she has "indigenous roots" for some reason large numbers of families have a false story that ggggg granny was a Cherokee, but 99% of those are fairy tales. Even famous educated people like Elizabeth Warren had her granny story proven wrong. That is the reason the real legitimate federally recognized tribes have such strict requirements to be an enrolled member--to keep out the fakes, even before the casinos they had wannabes trying get in. So my point if this woman is going to claim she is something she is not I would not trust her massage.[/QUOTE]I don't know why this provider feels it advantageous to advertise as part Cherokee, but the fact that she doesn't look like it doesn't mean she is not. I am at least 1/8 Native American (my great-grandmother was really a full-blooded Cherokee, and my father's father was melungeon, so I have additional Indian blood from there). However, I look distinctly like a regular Caucasian, honky, cracker, or whatever you want to call us. Except I get a really good tan.
We need to call the Chamber of Commerce
[QUOTE=GrittyB;5225764]Despite Gopher's best efforts I chose the wrong Relax on Kingston, being an out of towner. I had a 90 minute mediocre massage with the worst Christian music I have ever heard, and played too loudly at that.[/QUOTE]Oh shit! On behalf of Knoxville's $4 P hobby community, I apologize. (After I finish laughing my ass off.).