Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TboSixString;5801787]Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.[/QUOTE]Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?

Any masseuse will work on the butt area. That area, if problematic can make a leg feel like it's asleep. A good masseuse will find that area and handle it in a professional manner. These bs rub and tugs will probably knead your ass cheeks like they're making bread, which is serving no purpose whatsoever. They may graze a pinkie on your balloon knot but who cares about that. Houliang is going to give you a legit, professional massage. You try anything weird, or ask for anything in a weird manner and you're going to get shut down. No pro is going to just stand there and caress your ass for 45 minutes. At this point just pick one and go for it.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801067]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801874]Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?[/QUOTE]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.

[QUOTE=BhamRebel;5802465]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.

Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.

[QUOTE=BhamRebel;5802465]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5802486]Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.[/QUOTE]That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.

[QUOTE=BulldogLoverr;5802890]That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.[/QUOTE]Oh, rats. Still though, that should probably mean I'd get a similar quality of service at either of those places, right? Would you guys recommend one over the other, based on quality of the massage itself? Do either of them have a Table Shower?

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5802756]Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's probably been over a year since I went there. I had not thought about it, but yeah it's been quite a while. I just assumed they were still up and running. Always seemed busy.

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5800339]All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.[/QUOTE]I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.

This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?

[QUOTE=Bully;5811206]I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5811412]This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?[/QUOTE]It looked likely doesn't matter one way or another, but I did actually grow up here. I moved away in 2008 to go to grad school. For whatever reason, MPs were never really on my radar until around 2015 or so. Could have been an affordability issue, but more later likely is increasing pressures and responsibilities in life creating more of a need to be cared for, the more time I spent caring for others.

At any rate, I do plan on making a full report on my experience. Currently I'm planning on visiting One T first and booking the least expensive option mainly for the table shower and sauna, and then traveling to Houliang for the longer massage. If I end up really enjoying the massage at One T I may see if I can extend my time there and skip Houliang altogether, so we'll see. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I plan to go on my excursion tomorrow afternoon, so any last minute advice (specific masseuses to request or better hours to visit) would be much appreciated in the meantime. Otherwise, I'll plan on making a full report back here afterwards first chance I get.

I really do appreciate all the helpful advice from everyone so far though. It's quite valuable so thanks again!

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5811412]This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?[/QUOTE]I'll speak up and say what a lot of people on here won't. There's no justifiable reason in bashing others or simply coming off as an asshole to anyone here. If it's something they speak of that you're not into then it's best to just keep it to yourself. Do you and don't worry about the next mans personal desires. If you have a valid response of a provider and wish to post a review then that's a different way to go about things. Just let the forum member bashing rest.

[QUOTE=PilotCary;5812523]I'll speak up and say what a lot of people on here won't. There's no justifiable reason in bashing others or simply coming off as an asshole to anyone here. If it's something they speak of that you're not into then it's best to just keep it to yourself. Do you and don't worry about the next mans personal desires. If you have a valid response of a provider and wish to post a review then that's a different way to go about things. Just let the forum member bashing rest.[/QUOTE]Agreed. There's already more than enough societal shaming of sex work, without participants kink-shaming one another or otherwise judging each other. As long as the activity is safe, sane and consensual between two adults, then I believe we do well to suspend our judgements.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5812782]Agreed. There's already more than enough societal shaming of sex work, without participants kink-shaming one another or otherwise judging each other. As long as the activity is safe, sane and consensual between two adults, then I believe we do well to suspend our judgements.[/QUOTE]Agree. Thanks for taking a stance.

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I have never seen this one before today. Have any of you guys seen her?