Streetwalker Reports

Literary pursuits versus pussy pursuits cut into my very limited recons last week. LOL. The weather didn't help much & the rare time I was out saw nowt. To be honest after previous weekend's recons staying in might have been the better outcome...

Friday Evening early:

Copilot & I were heading home from Vancouver & considering we'd not bothered with the avenue this week. Despite just wanting to be home & have dinner did Sandy>82nd>JCB run around 7:00.

Baggers threw out one tall long haired thick LSW in tan mini above some long sturdy legs plus tats & heels. If your menu needs require some meaty yet firm culo...she's the one for you.

One pale lumpy scabby faced WSW in blue flowered shorts below some unnatural looking rat's nest pink hair across from Subway. She's not the one for anyone...sped up some...

Bagger Vance was heading North near Utopia in bulky blue winter jacket doing some weird herky jerk hand gesticulations.

WSW "Milliner" was in front of Hong Phat minus her usual Panama hat. Wasn't totally unbonneted though as she was sporting a beanie along with her sunglasses & for some reason a huge umbrella. Looped back around twice to nothing. She's perfected those teleportation skills...to my annoyance.

Empty until Flavel where I again saw the thirties trim brunette with blonde highlights previously wearing jeans & grey baseball type shirt. Though I was way off on her actual age, confirmed her as one of the no fly Southies circa Obama years reinventing herself. Yeech...

Some PPD SUV seen. One Clackamas near border.

Recon Soundtrack: Buffalo Springfield - 1st album mono / stereo edition.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4gMpxGlIV8[/URL]

Friday Night:

With a too short ribald rendezvous planned with Merry after her shift & before she headed South to spend Easter weekend with family headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:00 +-.

Nothing until Sunny where a sturdy solitary mixed or BSW in shorts & hoodie with some jail house tats on her upper thigh. In spite of no visible cottage cheese...the first yawn of the night.

Baggers had one sturdy dark tressed brunette in white top above very opaque black commando tights & black & yellow checkered ankle boots. She was driven off by some criddler choad at Bagger Vance's Klickatat fence taking a territorial piss in her view. Keeping it fucking criddler classy. She made a beeline for the tree named hotel. She was definitely fuckable looking despite her penchant for drinking the blood of children overall vibe & makeup...

While the McFlurrie & Klickatat auto alpha circler crowd were on the downside this evening, PPD SUV were especially visible from Siskiyou to Fremont on my passes.

Headed to with some trepidation to Upper Sandy knowing I couldn't stomach another sighting of Downs Syndrome Louie Anderson. Once was more than my limit. The whole stretch was empty to my relief...

Sarah #30 was near Utopia looking especially shambolically slutty & indifferent to her purpose of being out...

Some Stark>Grotto concentrated circuits exposed nothing new except one BSW in goldish mini & heels at Baggers.

As I was heading downtown after the text from Merry spotted fluffy titted WSW young spinner Angel at the Walgreen hedges looking hella' good in tiny black onesie showing off not only that impressive chest but that perfect ass you just want to bury your face in. So cute she makes Penelope (report #4271+) look like a skank fuglie. Before I even turned at Burnside light several mongers were flocking to her like pubescent white girls to a Taylor Swift concert...

As I mentioned heavy PPD SUV in the North end. Some in other compass points.

With a scant three +- hours sleep dropped Merry off at PDX at the unholy hour of 5:30. Running late the copilot & I met fishing buddy & his copilot at ramp. Today ran the spectrum of sunny sunrise to freezing rain, slushy snow thunderstorms. The latter particularly freaking out my copilot. While my buddy got one in the cooler I never got my takedowns to stick for some reason. One of those days tempered only by remembering the old fishing spiel my father used to say to me at the end of non-productive days. Remember always rolling my eyes when he say "Zavi...remember "hours spent fishing are subtracted from your age". Tempered my lack of luck with that memory & more so with a text from Dania saying, "have tomorrow off...wanna to hunt for Easter eggs tonight". As my dick jumped, immediately told my buddy let's call it for the day. When home took a nice nap & got couple of those hours back. LOL.

Recon Soundtrack: David Murray Octet "Octet Plays Trane".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARkKaAnX4g[/URL]

Saturday Night:

Dania was running late after work so restless as always headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:00>10:00+-.

On my first circuit the avenue was empty until Baggers...

The young pretty faced thunder thighed busty brunette PAWG was in some animal print shorts hopping in some car at closed 304 store lot. To some degree actually unsure if this was her as she looked like she'd lost some weight. Maybe was my viewing angle or perhaps I just needed more sleep...

BSW "Goliath Spider" was in tight red pants & heels. Always good for a laugh when I see those extravagant & excessive eyelashes...

One BSW in grey shorts & heels...meh..

One new young BSW or mixed in long coat over dress & black strappy heels rocking a over the top lighter shade nappy dread afro. To napping copilot's displeasure woke her up when I said "Buckwheat" a little too loudly. She threw me some shade...

Sandy Upper was entirely sterile of streetwalkers...

One distilled Sandy>Stark run only divulged the previously seen plus.

Sunny produced one BSW in striped tight pants, heels & cornrows walking in for some waiting car...

Denthead slurping away on some large drink North of Burnside. Parked her bobblehead waddler ass at homeless tents trying unsuccessfully to get whoever was inside to open the closed flap...

As I talked to a "now ready" Dania, at Stark light bus top there was trim WSW lighter hued brunette in jeans, light green jacket who's nice eyes gave me a knowing look. With my dick momentarily diverted from its Southernly divining rod route turned on Stark to see if she'd walk in the fifty feet. She looked my way yet didn't budge. I think the civilians around spooked her...or something...

Headed South on the empty avenue after that only promising sighting of the evening...

Some PPD SUV out, yet sparse in the North compared to night before. The ones I did see were moving fast in code 3 mode.

Dania was waiting outside when I pulled up to her place & off we went. Except for a neighborhood walk or two for the copilot & putting some Easter goodies in neighbor boys yard late Saturday night we never left the house...

Dropped her off at work this morning at 9:45.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete Jack Johnson Sessions" disc 6.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfLvNwxnj6g[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5878254]Literary pursuits versus pussy pursuits cut into my very limited recons last week. LOL. The weather didn't help much & the rare time I was out saw nowt. To be honest after previous weekend's recons staying in might have been the better outcome...

Friday Evening early:

Copilot & I were heading home from Vancouver & considering we'd not bothered with the avenue this week. Despite just wanting to be home & have dinner did Sandy>82nd>JCB run around 7:00.

Baggers threw out one tall long haired thick LSW in tan mini above some long sturdy legs plus tats & heels. If your menu needs require some meaty yet firm culo...she's the one for you.

One pale lumpy scabby faced WSW in blue flowered shorts below some unnatural looking rat's nest pink hair across from Subway. She's not the one for anyone...sped up some...

Bagger Vance was heading North near Utopia in bulky blue winter jacket doing some weird herky jerk hand gesticulations.

WSW "Milliner" was in front of Hong Phat minus her usual Panama hat. Wasn't totally unbonneted though as she was sporting a beanie along with her sunglasses & for some reason a huge umbrella. Looped back around twice to nothing. She's perfected those teleportation skills...to my annoyance.

Empty until Flavel where I again saw the thirties trim brunette with blonde highlights previously wearing jeans & grey baseball type shirt. Though I was way off on her actual age, confirmed her as one of the no fly Southies circa Obama years reinventing herself. Yeech...

Some PPD SUV seen. One Clackamas near border.

Recon Soundtrack: Buffalo Springfield - 1st album mono / stereo edition.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4gMpxGlIV8[/URL]

Friday Night:

With a too short ribald rendezvous planned with Merry after her shift & before she headed South to spend Easter weekend with family headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:00 +-.

Nothing until Sunny where a sturdy solitary mixed or BSW in shorts & hoodie with some jail house tats on her upper thigh. In spite of no visible cottage cheese...the first yawn of the night.

Baggers had one sturdy dark tressed brunette in white top above very opaque black commando tights & black & yellow checkered ankle boots. She was driven off by some criddler choad at Bagger Vance's Klickatat fence taking a territorial piss in her view. Keeping it fucking criddler classy. She made a beeline for the tree named hotel. She was definitely fuckable looking despite her penchant for drinking the blood of children overall vibe & makeup...

While the McFlurrie & Klickatat auto alpha circler crowd were on the downside this evening, PPD SUV were especially visible from Siskiyou to Fremont on my passes.

Headed to with some trepidation to Upper Sandy knowing I couldn't stomach another sighting of Downs Syndrome Louie Anderson. Once was more than my limit. The whole stretch was empty to my relief...

Sarah #30 was near Utopia looking especially shambolically slutty & indifferent to her purpose of being out...

Some Stark>Grotto concentrated circuits exposed nothing new except one BSW in goldish mini & heels at Baggers.

As I was heading downtown after the text from Merry spotted fluffy titted WSW young spinner Angel at the Walgreen hedges looking hella' good in tiny black onesie showing off not only that impressive chest but that perfect ass you just want to bury your face in. So cute she makes Penelope (report #4271+) look like a skank fuglie. Before I even turned at Burnside light several mongers were flocking to her like pubescent white girls to a Taylor Swift concert...

As I mentioned heavy PPD SUV in the North end. Some in other compass points.

With a scant three +- hours sleep dropped Merry off at PDX at the unholy hour of 5:30. Running late the copilot & I met fishing buddy & his copilot at ramp. Today ran the spectrum of sunny sunrise to freezing rain, slushy snow thunderstorms. The latter particularly freaking out my copilot. While my buddy got one in the cooler I never got my takedowns to stick for some reason. One of those days tempered only by remembering the old fishing spiel my father used to say to me at the end of non-productive days. Remember always rolling my eyes when he say "Zavi...remember "hours spent fishing are subtracted from your age". Tempered my lack of luck with that memory & more so with a text from Dania saying, "have tomorrow off...wanna to hunt for Easter eggs tonight". As my dick jumped, immediately told my buddy let's call it for the day. When home took a nice nap & got couple of those hours back. LOL.

Recon Soundtrack: David Murray Octet "Octet Plays Trane".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARkKaAnX4g[/URL]

Saturday Night:

Dania was running late after work so restless as always headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:00>10:00+-.

On my first circuit the avenue was empty until Baggers...

The young pretty faced thunder thighed busty brunette PAWG was in some animal print shorts hopping in some car at closed 304 store lot. To some degree actually unsure if this was her as she looked like she'd lost some weight. Maybe was my viewing angle or perhaps I just needed more sleep...

BSW "Goliath Spider" was in tight red pants & heels. Always good for a laugh when I see those extravagant & excessive eyelashes...

One BSW in grey shorts & heels...meh..

One new young BSW or mixed in long coat over dress & black strappy heels rocking a over the top lighter shade nappy dread afro. To napping copilot's displeasure woke her up when I said "Buckwheat" a little too loudly. She threw me some shade...

Sandy Upper was entirely sterile of streetwalkers...

One distilled Sandy>Stark run only divulged the previously seen plus.

Sunny produced one BSW in striped tight pants, heels & cornrows walking in for some waiting car...

Denthead slurping away on some large drink North of Burnside. Parked her bobblehead waddler ass at homeless tents trying unsuccessfully to get whoever was inside to open the closed flap...

As I talked to a "now ready" Dania, at Stark light bus top there was trim WSW lighter hued brunette in jeans, light green jacket who's nice eyes gave me a knowing look. With my dick momentarily diverted from its Southernly divining rod route turned on Stark to see if she'd walk in the fifty feet. She looked my way yet didn't budge. I think the civilians around spooked her...or something...

Headed South on the empty avenue after that only promising sighting of the evening...

Some PPD SUV out, yet sparse in the North compared to night before. The ones I did see were moving fast in code 3 mode.

Dania was waiting outside when I pulled up to her place & off we went. Except for a neighborhood walk or two for the copilot & putting some Easter goodies in neighbor boys yard late Saturday night we never left the house...

Dropped her off at work this morning at 9:45.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete Jack Johnson Sessions" disc 6.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfLvNwxnj6g[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]Finally: a picture of co pilot.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5879099]Finally: a picture of co pilot.[/QUOTE]Not the first picture of my furry copilot. Posted another a couple years ago (report #3408).

Also...

There's no need to quote the whole body of my reports when commenting...

It just clogs up the forum...

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5879696]Not the first picture of my furry copilot. Posted another a couple years ago (report #3408).

Also...

There's no need to quote the whole body of my reports when commenting...

It just clogs up the forum...[/QUOTE]I wasnt affiliated yet.

And good point. It was a bit of a fast post and I wasnt thinking; thank you for pointing it out though. I appreciate it.

Monday Early Evening:

With extra mouths to feed previous weekend was seriously short on supplies around here. Headed out around 6:30 to shop. Bookending that replenishment a JCB>82nd>Grotto look happened around 6:15 >7:30.

Arts center wall had one older thicker WSW with glasses. Yawn...

Sunny had one of the usual meh younger sturdy BSW single bantu knot wearing denizens.

Besides its namesake Baggers had a couple lurking about.

The young mixed or BSW who's afro reminded me of Buckwheat was out in same long coat over a different dress & tan heels. Though no jungle drums reverberated in my head, in the daylight she actually is 'kinda cute & perhaps fuckable...

Nowhere fucking near cute was masked & hooded BSW in tight lime green jumpsuit, open jacket & boots. Between the disturbingly lumpy pussy print, her paunch & obvious stains on clothing she screamed out antibiotic resistant...

Last one seen was dumpy older dirty blonde older WSW in blue jacket & sneakers at El Burrito Loco. Another yawn...

Headed home for a needed drink & unload groceries with no other sightings to JCB.

Didn't spot any, yet not paying the best attention to PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Charlie Rouse Band - "Cinnamon Flower" winding it up some with Ornette Coleman "Of Human Feelings".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAqfT_Rp2bk[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8H6GpEJhmo[/URL]

Tuesday Night:

Had promised Merry I'd pick her up at airport when her flight arrived. With the rain holding off at first, the copilot & I ventured out early JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:15 +-.

At Sunny Market a pair were out...

A tasty busty blonde 20's WSW in furry grey short coat black ankle boots below knee length slit side red skirt. Despite that coat made of dead Muppets looped around for a 2nd look as she was walking in for some SUV.

Across the street had single umbrella carrying sturdy meh BSW or mixed with large umbrella...

Utopia had one frizzy haired BSW in boots & jeans. Even without the curd she wasn't attracting much interest. On later lap her & Tyrone were debating their failed business strategy...

Baggers had one large umbrella carrying wide assed BSW when I passed. Yawn...

As usual Sandy upper sucked...

At Sunny corner Denthead had plopped onto the avenue. Her & the previous spotted sturdy umbrella carrying BSW were having some heated words. Denthead must have lost the argument as she retreated to the shadows of arts center wall. LOL.

Absent lately from recons yet certainly not missed. Sara #0.0 looked like she got caught in passing shower & was "hitchhiking" near the Walgreen hedges. My eyes & nose burned...

Those last two sightings made it an easy choice that PDX cell waiting lot would be more stimulating than 82nd & headed there. The wait was short & after pickup, headed South on 205 to barn where we enthusiastically picked up on Friday's abbreviated evening. After some breakfast & coffee, brought her home around 10:30 this morning.

Some PPD SUV out plus the silver undercover SUV was lighting up car near PCC.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead - Princeton University April 17,1971. Pig Pen is on fire each & every time he steps up to the mic tonight but especially on his Good Lovin' "Brooklyn Bridge" rap. Why the band hasn't released this commercially is a mystery.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd1971-04-17.sbd.sirmick.89031.flac24[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Was over at fishing buddy's place until 10:00+- working out the details for Saturdays springer trip #5. After...copilot & I ventured out for JCB>82nd>Sandy upper run until 11:30+-.

For once the South started out with some...

WSW 40's+ brunette Aubrey was lurking around the closed Woodstock pawn shop in boots & long pointy end black dress.

Quasimodo had resurfaced in her usual curb spot across from Harbor Freight in red & black checked jacket with white shopping bag at her feet. Throw her a few bucks or buy her some food if you see her.
She needs the help still I imagine...

North was even more congested...

At Walgreen hedges young fluffy titted & adorable looking spinner WSW Angel was bopping along in white pants tight top & sneakers. She walked in for some luxury SUV at Couch with much deeper pockets & a much higher tolerance for restricted service than I...

Arts wall had one PAWG blonde with shoulder length blond hair & geeky black glasses. Also had Lylerone lurking about nearby...

Sunny had a mixed trio...

One sturdy BSW or mixed with a bride of Frankenstein bouffant...SMH...

One skinny BSW who was so ordinary all I can really report is no curd products...

The meh big assed mixed or BSW fake redhead who favors mom jeans...

The pet hospital revealed a trim WSW blonde in jeans, dark sweater & sensible heels powerwalking between there & Subway. Thought she was new until I got a closer look & realized she used to do the same meth fueled walk between Division>Stark post pandemic era. Never wanted to date her then or now & forget her name...

Sticking entirely to the block between Multnomah>Wasco shadows was a younger somewhat sturdy brunette WSW in white jacket above jeans. She wasn't terrible looking. Seemed new & very skittish as some 360 plated truck was frantically trying to scoop her.

Baggers had a few around...

The young & chesty thunder thighed pretty faced brunette WSW was getting into some car at 304 lot. Despite my serious disclinations about her size she always gets scooped by the McFlurrie chubby chaser pundits...

BSW "Goliath Spider" displaying her chest & her lashes...still funny...

One thick long haired LSW in tan who must have been taking lash lessons from the above. That was one chunky culo...

A couple more BSW or mixed of varying quality & size....yawn.

In spite of the nonexistent PPD presence, didn't feel a need to investigate closer...

Upper Sandy was so fucking boring I was reduced to snapping photos of homemade PPS graduate street signs. Bonus points if you can identify the location...

Waiting to turn left onto 82nd @ Sandy some skinny straight haired BSW in gold pants & heels engaged me at light asking for a "ride". Quickly withdrew the low offer when the sleeping copilot popped up to see what was up...LOL.

No PPD SUV seen tonight. Three or four Clackamas had one of the streets just South of Cartlandia closed off.

Headed to the barn with no other sightings with idle daydreaming of better nights...

Woke up this morning rested & texted Dania to see if some weekend time can be arranged...

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Europe 72: The Complete Recordings" London April 8 1972 disc 2 & most of disc 3.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Sx0Li9gQs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBs48VjMho[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Never went the SA route, don't TNA because its anti Hobbyiest, I'm sick of getting alignments caused by the Blade and the degradation I see in the real Cormac McCarthy Fortlandia novel continues to fuck with my Mental.

I'm here to tell you Bumble is where its at. Humble brag, I know but I've had 7 dates this month, dates meaning, adult time, no money exchanged. It's as easy as a Profile, a Premium Membership, swipe, message and you're in those guts. Pro tip: first contact, tell them you're there to fuck, no SD scenarios. Get it. Off to meet another tonight, ridiculously easy. Do it.

Friday Commute:

Between a few fishing related errands & the like found some time for JCB>82nd>Grotto run between 4:00>5:15+-.

Quasimodo at same curb as Thursday night. Went by to give her a few bucks & she was dead to the world. If I hadn't seen that she'd changed clothes I'd have thought she slept there.

Sunny presented the big assed BSW or mixed fake redhead. No mom jeans today just some blue track shorts. Still meh...

Baggers had a flash from the past with WSW "Horseface" in jeans & hoodie type jacket. She's added more blonde frosting to her short brunette locks...

Stuck in traffic at Ash church yet another flash with land whale WSW Dace was sitting on steps hopefully hoping. She used to wear a groove like studded tires in the sidewalks between Flavel>JCB years ago.

Wasn't paying attention to PPD SUV yet recall a few...

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle & The Dukes Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, SF. October 7 2017. Another exceptional weekend at HSB. You can see the complete set here after clicking on his name.

[URL]https://www.hardlystrictlybluegrass.com/archive/2017/[/URL]

Saturday Night:

With no regular succumbing to mine or the copilots charm for Saturday night we bounced around the house until heading out at 10:00>11:30 JCB>82nd>Sandy upper.

Right out of the gate just North of Woodstock a pudgy WSW roots showing blonde in white jacket & jeans was vaping along. She got scooped up near previously barber shop but now massage place. A new one to this writer...

Empty until Baggers where a revolving cast were about...

One sturdy brunette tallish WSW in short white fluffy skirt above black thigh highs & heels caught my eye. That was until she walked up closer to truck. 200.00 to come back to her room in those shithole rooms on Murder St...sorry...Milton St. LOL. To be honest given a choice...given a choice, I'd much rather go to the fucking Madison to die...

Speaking of Murder St...it had one sturdy blonde wigged BSW in black onesie & heels who did some very creepy hair twirling & movements to lure me in. I'm very hesitant to leave the "W" in her description but it was dark. For the moment I gave it the benefit of doubt...

Baggers had a few lurking around...

One younger BSW with huge tits & eyelashes in red bikini top under a jean jacket. Her chest looked like a couple of deflated oblong gourds that you never harvested...

One chunky curd laden legs BSW in booty shorts & heels...yawn...

Another younger alright looking BSW in what looked like a Letterman's jacket. Rah..go team GPS...

The meh wide assed fake redhead in shorts. I'm 'kinda wishing she'd go back to the Mom jeans...

Last seen was a double sighting...

Sara #0.0 near the Walgreen hedges looking somewhat spun in chicken leg revealing red dress. A yawn & a yeech.

Then a bitchy looking Sara #30 at Burnside bus stop...

And with those sorrowful sightings aimed for barn thinking I'll never get back those last ninety minutes of my life...

Like 82nd...didn't quite look all that fishy Saturday but at least the Willamette didn't disappoint earlier with this tasty springer...

A couple PPD SUV at all compass points. The silver undercover Charger was doing some good business between Powell>Flavel.

Recon Soundtrack: After listening to rock all day fishing mixed it up some.

Music Revelation Ensemble "Music Revelation Ensemble" followed by James Blood Ulmer "Are You Glad To Be In America".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNUgxatdWU[/URL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkodsMA5n8[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

With an overnight scheduled for Sunday night with Dania hung around watched F1 & mowed the lawn before finally heading up for a 1000 acres for a hike & swim for the copilot. Coming back with my tired & drying misfit pup around 5:00, still had an hour+- until picking up Dania at work so wasted a little time on 82nd. In the unusually heavy Sunday traffic did a reverse Grotto>82nd>JCB & beyond.

First seen was on Sandy hill where a nice LSW or mixed in black belly shirt & camo pattern like shorts was looking at traffic. Long magenta hair & fuck me heels below some killer legs checked all the boxes off of the visual fripperies an amazon woman fuck toy...

Nowhere near fuckable was the sturdy Madison blonde hair flipping BSW seen Saturday night in a black belly shirt & matching shorts & aviator shades. In the sunlight....yeah...I'm pulling back on my previous description & going with dude as the five o'clock shadow was prominent. Another that gives me the heebie jeebies & once again has me questioning my night vision...

Seriously...some fucking eyewash stations need to be installed on 82nd at strategic locations.

Baggers had some lurking...

WSW "Horseface" in jeans & hoodie again was out. She got picked up rather quickly...

Sturdy & young BSW in black leather mini & sparkly heels. She wasn't awful...

Another meh BSW in shorts & heels. See a soon to be turning to curd products in her future...

Sunny was empty...

The revelation of afternoons' circuit was just South of Glisan at the Tofu place. Saw who at first thought was fluffy titted brunette spinner "Angel" with hair color changed, it wasn't. While there was a similarity body wise she was minus "Angels" chest & a tad thinner. Another absolutely delightful & tiny WSW spinner with past the shoulder length straw blonde hair in tiny white shorts & matching cross wrap belly shirt was heading South. Some chucklehead behind me in a new Jeep went into hyper extended & excited monger mode & was gesturing to me to get past her in the crawling traffic so he could intercept before she passed Couch. I took my time to check her out. LOL. Didn't see if he succeeded but if he did, he's the winner of the avenue today. Hope you checked her ID...

Again to answer the PMs I receive that "I never see anything that hot streetwalking". They are out there...both the magenta amazon & the blonde spinner were two of the hottest I've seen...

Autozone had blondish WSW Lauren (report #4369) in tight jeans, heels below a white windbreaker...

One sturdy light skinned BSW with frizzy hair in black tights & white top was lurking around Taboo hoping to get scooped. Nothing special & plain...yet not awful.

WSW waddler Denthead was snail trailing South near the Unicorn in winter boots.

Flavel area produced one of the usual fuglies in an exceptionally sweaty funky looking mode.

Though nothing could have prepared me for the skinny WSW blonde in red shorts & white top at Harney. The amount of bruising & oozing scabs on her legs & arms just about made me hurl my fucking breakfast. Never seen her before & hope to never again to...

Again...eyewash stations...

Some PPD SUV seen around & about.

After picking my nights companion at work. A quick stop for her to change to some casual clothes & overnight stuff. Besides the usual fuckery, strawberry margaritas along with freshly caught springer dinner were had between our couplings. Dropped her off to work this morning...

Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane Quartet "My Favorite Things" on way to gorge. "Coltrane Plays The Blues" on the way home. Both from the Atlanta box set of years ago.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFNy9iWrpE[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExnO0hZNr4[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5889681]Never went the SA route, don't TNA because its anti Hobbyiest, I'm sick of getting alignments caused by the Blade and the degradation I see in the real Cormac McCarthy Fortlandia novel continues to fuck with my Mental.

I'm here to tell you Bumble is where its at. Humble brag, I know but I've had 7 dates this month, dates meaning, adult time, no money exchanged. It's as easy as a Profile, a Premium Membership, swipe, message and you're in those guts. Pro tip: first contact, tell them you're there to fuck, no SD scenarios. Get it. Off to meet another tonight, ridiculously easy. Do it.[/QUOTE]Thank you for that report.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5889755]Friday Commute:[/QUOTE]That's quality street meat. Stay safe bud!

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5889681]Never went the SA route, don't TNA because its anti Hobbyiest, I'm sick of getting alignments caused by the Blade and the degradation I see in the real Cormac McCarthy Fortlandia novel continues to fuck with my Mental.

I'm here to tell you Bumble is where its at. Humble brag, I know but I've had 7 dates this month, dates meaning, adult time, no money exchanged. It's as easy as a Profile, a Premium Membership, swipe, message and you're in those guts. Pro tip: first contact, tell them you're there to fuck, no SD scenarios. Get it. Off to meet another tonight, ridiculously easy. Do it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that intel! Does your profile mention what you are looking for or do you keep it vague? Single or married? I have very low Tinder game so any clues would be appreciated.

Hey,

On vacation for two days. Was wondering where the hot spots were?

Or if anyone would like to share their pretty WSW friends contact #.

I appreciate it if anyone ever go Hawaii hit me up!

Also what's the rates here thanks in advance.

An old favorite, Cytherea had nothing on her. More than once I'd barter a Zip, after she confirmed with her Kyle. And I'd blast my Baby Batter into her mitt.

Wonder what she's up too nowadays.

Working in Vancouver last few days. Only recons have been one way reverse like Sandy>82nd>JCB early evening before heading for barn.

Wednesday:

Around 6:50 aimed off to Sandy to the copilots exasperation about delaying her dinner even further...

At 85th one younger pedestrian BSW in hip length tan coat that she opened to display a two piece black bathing suit underneath as we passed. Yawn.

As I approached Baggers all I saw was the meh mom jeans mixed or BSW big assed fake redhead in shorts. Sick of seeing her so I sped up some...

Only to catch a fleeting glimpse of real red hair & black knee length dress by back exit of the 304 convenience store...

Decided that running that grisly gauntlet of the first seen might be worth it for a real honest redhead looped around. I should have listened to the copilot stomach...

The WSW redhead was more roly-poly shaped & whatever she was on she'd yet to get on the outside of it. Her undesirable insipidness hit me with the speed of a pyroclastic flow & I couldn't get off Klickatat king hell quick enough...

The longer in the tooth older dirty blonde WSW was again out in bulky blue jacket just North of Burrito Loco. Another yawn...

Mid-block at high school park was sturdy in all respects thirties WSW blonde with dark roots nicely dressed in black knee length & heels. Not all that inspiring in any one area yet just an average across the board type...

Empty until just North of Powell pawn shop where a cute trim late twenties long haired brunette in jeans & blue jacket carrying a shitload of bags stopped her struggle to let her jacket open & show a fairly nice chest as she turned to see if I was interested. I was...

With the copilot chastising me further with her eyes LOL turned into WinCo lot to see if she'd walk South. She didn't...after a reasonable amount of waiting did some concentrated recon in the area to nothing. A fucking shame as I'd never seen her & she was offbeat cute...

With copilot by now gnawing lightly on my arm between shifts headed home with no other sightings...

A fair amount of PPD SUV at all areas.

Recon Soundtrack: David S. Ware "Flight of I".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zPze4DXAU[/URL]

Thursday:

After working all day, had a beer w/ my client tonight so later though same one way reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB tonight around 7:45>8:15+-. Same semi starving copilot though I wasn't far behind her tonight...

Baggers dropped the first sightings of our trip home...

BSW "Goliath Spider".

Busty BSW in red. More eyelashes.

Meh fake redhead big assed mixed or BSW in shredded mom jeans.

WSW "Horseface". Same jeans & hoodie outfit as previous sightings...

One long haired blonde WSW tall & lean in high waisted bell bottoms channeling that 70's Charlie Angels pants vibe. She wasn't bad...

Sunny threw out a sturdy older short haired WSW blonde in black boots & short jacket wearing low rise jeans. So squeezed into those jeans she was sporting some distressed & bulging butt crack muffin top. Reminded me to contact my plumber about some possible upcoming work for him.

Empty on the remainder of the avenue...

Some PPD SUV out along with the silver undercover sedan near Crystal Springs.

Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle "I Feel Alright".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKGDyla9kY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn3_yCHu--Y[/URL]

Friday Night:

With reports saying the Willamette was producing exceptionally well this week Springer trip #6 Saturday was on deck. Skipped the commute recon to unload tools, shower & kick back with copilot as a footwarmer & some Netflix. Was perfectly on track to that mindless objective when couple texts came in...

One confirming my 5:15 fishing meetup (geez...late one time). The other from Penelope (report #3974 + others) wanting some fiscal relief from her end of the month doldrums. Since ghosting me when she last called in the beginning of April haven't really thought much about her. I was never as enamored with her as some of my other regulars or street scores yet there is something to say about a girl with fluffy tits who can't buy alcohol just yet. LOL.

Reminding her she'd ghosted me for almost four fucking hours earlier this month without actually getting together, told her I had an early morning. She promised she'd waiting outside her apartments by 8:30. Feeling somewhat frisky, I took the chance & agreed to 8:30 sharp.

Looking at the rain coming down, knew I wouldn't be in the mood for non-productive recons if she bailed again. Headed out around for one quick>JCB 82nd>Grotto apathetic run about 7:45 as the rain had picked up some.

The PAWG long haired blonde whale with the pretty face was just North of Flavel tire shop.

Empty until seen one large porcine BSW taking refuge from rain at Sunny Market. Sped up some...

As I approached Baggers saw a couple of sets of umbrellas. Regrettably nothing new or remotely interesting under the umbrellas. Didn't bother with closer looks...

Headed up to the upper Division # & for once she was right on time. A shit ton of PPD SUV on upper #. Not so much elsewhere...

Though she tapped out some on the 2nd go around. Got my dick wet twice in that young quim. Delivered her home a little before 11:00 with my four day backup overflowing her insides (she complained some on the way home LOL). Drove home thinking she reminds me of a lava lamp, fun to gaze upon but not very bright. My thoughts then turned to sleep & getting my lines wet in six hours.

Unlike the avenue or my date the morning bite was off the charts. Several nice wild returned (both barely South of 20 lbs. In our guessing) to continue their relatable journey (well. Minus the dying part) & two hatchery in the boat. One lost to a sea lion quickly after hookup. Sea lions were also having a sturgeon all you can eat buffet as we saw at least six or seven getting consumed. Was off the water & home by 3:30 cleaning my fish.

Maybe some recon before tonight's overnight with Merry...or maybe not. The avenue hasn't been all that entertaining recently...

Recon Soundtrack: Pink Floyd "Obscured by Clouds".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te_-nISxLVI[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Am in pdx area, was looking to find girl for BJ?? I have no really idea where to start, anyone of you guys know someone that can make this happen for me? Thanks.