Massage Parlor Reports

I recently had a 30 min. session for 1.25 with a traveling therapist of Am-Asian descent. Found her on BP. Great personality, alternative look with tats, average massage.

I've found that I don't buy into the whole tantra thing, it's just not for me (inhale deeply through your nose, exhale through your mouth...whatever). It wasn't the erotic experience I thought it may be. She offered to jam a finger where the sun doesn't shine, but I'm not into it -- and that seems to be available anywhere these days. On a scale of five, I'd give the experience a three.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I recently had a 30 min. session for 1.25 with a traveling therapist of Am-Asian descent. Found her on BP. Great personality, alternative look with tats, average massage.

I've found that I don't buy into the whole tantra thing, it's just not for me (inhale deeply through your nose, exhale through your mouth...whatever). It wasn't the erotic experience I thought it may be. She offered to jam a finger where the sun doesn't shine, but I'm not into it -- and that seems to be available anywhere these days. On a scale of five, I'd give the experience a three.[/QUOTE]

I prefer the Taoist thing much better...

[url]http://www.universal-tao.com/FAQ/healing_love.html[/url]

Tantra is a bit too evangelical for me, like a Pentecostal Revival.

Buy any snake-oil did you?

CLAUDIA'S SPA was the Friday night the place was no good stay out fat latinas work there.

After only a few mixed reports, and this place being not too far from me, I decided to check it out.

Turns out I wish I had stayed home!!! The location is good and they have parking in the back which is nice in helping a monger stay under any possible radars as they have an alley entrance. The place is nice and contrary to an earlier report, it didn't seem weird at all to me. I got a younger mexican girl Olga...(didn't know olga was a traditional mexican name??? LOL). She was not exactly attractive and was over thick/borderline chuncky. Needless to say, the only think chunky I like is my jiffy.

Anyway, I took the 1hr for .50 as my back is jacked up and I was hoping for some relief. Started with TS which was ok, but no attention to the boys. This was the first time in all my mongering experience that the girl actually washed my hair during the TS....that was interesting, don't know about anyone else, but I have never had this happen before!! Massage was lame with zero attention to the boys at all. On the flip, and after 10 minutes of chest massage, she offers extras. typical pricing, .50,1, 1.5. I told her I would only pay .35 for HR and she agreed. I should have got up right there and left.

HR was the worst I have ever experienced. No technique, as it seemed like her first go at it. After a solid 5 minutes with no end in sight, I tried to coach her on her technique. She didn't seem to mind, but did not take well. After what seemed like another 8 minutes of her wasted effort, I told her "sorry sweetie, but I don't think it's going to happen." She seemed even more eager now, however her performance remained the same. I finally asked her to just stop. I told her I would pay her .1 if she would ask the other girl working there to come in and give it a go. She seemed confused, but left the room....after laying there for about 3 minutes and the moment "passing" I got up and began to get dressed. As I was doing so, Olga came back in and told me the other girl was busy. I finished getting dressed and left!!!

Complete waste of time.....don't bother, and if you do, DO NOT LET OLGA be your provider. The experience was brutal, and I WILL NOT REPEAT!!!

Is the Asian apartment that advertises on CL and BP as "Elston" the one on North & Ashland? Had a good experience there a while back but the location is a bit conspicuous for my tastes.

I'm hesitating to post this report, because I don't want to spoil a good thing.

Haiku's reports on this board have been mixed at best, but my recent experience certainly has been quite pleasant.

The downside first:
- no TS, unassisted stand-up shower only (before and/or after the massage)
- steep 1hr fee of .8 (you pay for the location, I suppose)

But here's the upside:

I was met by a beautiful, thin girl, who hugged me as I entered the spa. At the beginning of the massage, I did some small talk with her so we both could manage expectations (I was only looking for a HE). She knelt down in front of me, with a big smile on her face - so I knew this would be good.

The (undraped) massage was fine, solid, maybe not necessarily the best I've ever had. But she certainly is an expert in teasing. I almost exploded before she finally asked me to flip.

No negotiations. She skillfully and patiently worked on those muscles that needed attention. I loved her playfulness and the eye contact during the session. Standard tip.

This is a legit spa, and I don't want the therapist to get into trouble. Even if you get the same girl, YMMV.

That already may be TMI. PM if you must.

Okay people,

The top spas in Chicago are...

#1 Cermak

#2 Tropican

#3 Rosa

#4 School

#5 2 blocks of School

#6 Yin not bad

Thought Id check out a new spot and TOFTT. Saw the ad on cl and I live fairly close by. Nice place in a store front that is under a condominium. A little too open as there is a lot of foot traffic. They had a special running .50 hr. Usually .65. The massage was very average. Draped the whole time and not even a slight glance of the boys. The girl was cute, petite and young but the massage is totally legit with an average massage. The place is run by a white guy who works the front desk with a desk and computer. Interesting set up for sure but I don't think I'll be returning.

Olga was the girl that let me in when I went there and I immediately said no way was I paying for that. I asked to see who was doing me and she called out a different girl from back who was better. Man that must have sucked...she definately would'nt get a rise out of me.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Dude, I'm being cynical. I have to humor myself every now and again.

If people with zero posts (relatively speaking) continue to ask questions to answers that have been posted ad nauseum, then I'm gonna tell 'em TS stands for Top Shelf and they can get surprising action at places where the rest of us don't go (hence my ridiculous recommendations). Serves them right. If they're not going to contribute, at the very least, they should read the forum. There's a wealth of info here, and the only effort they have to put forth is to scroll down the pages and read.

I'm all for helping people, but if they're simply lazy or I suspect they have motives that are counterproductive to our pursuits, then they should be responded to accordingly.[/QUOTE]One comment in jest and now he needs his attorney to defend himself against allegations of Tranny Hunting. As someone who has read nearly all of Sr. Duke's posts in the past I can say with authority that he has never led me or other forum members to providers that provide their own "Baton." (Not that there is anything wrong with that, too each his or her own)

Was on Archer the other day on my way home from the airport. Noticed Presidential. Decided to stop in and see what it was about. Two latinas working. One in her mid 30s, thin. One in her early 20s with a tight body, Natasha. Picked Natasha. Took one hour for.5. The place is large and only partially built out. I was the only person there--seems like it could be loud if it was busy. I skipped the offer of a table shower because the room smelled musty. Great massage. Good work on my shoulders and legs. Teased the boys quite a bit as well. On the flip offered a generous menu of extras. Usual pricing .5, 1.0, 1.5, etc. Very talented. I will return.

[QUOTE=Chimonger]The place is run by a white guy who works the front desk with a desk and computer.[/QUOTE]

Imagine that... :)

Hey all.,

I went to my first place near my neighborhood. Relax. I was terribly nervous, but wanted to check it out cause wives don't massage and I had a bad stiff neck. I can't remember the girls name, she was cute asian, but the massage sucked. I waited in anticipation for something to happen as the massage came to an end, but she offered nothing which was not surprising cause she did not really flirt. Here is the weird part.

I am fully dressed and I give her a.15 tip for the.5 massage. She responded with anger."how much you tip after good meal"

I asked her "you want me to give you more money and leave or stay"

She stormed out of the room.

I was shocked

I dunno what happened?

I am also trying to understand and maybe gain access to a good spot near that area that is safe

Peace

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