Massage Parlor Reports

I don't have rubmaps access, but I dropped by Aroma Kirkland, on Wednesday night. When I came in the girl who approached me was in sweats and a tshirt. She took me back to the room and asked how long? I said one hour, but I just wasn't feeling like I wanted to TOFT since she only had A's, so I pretended I got a phone call and walked right out. Then I did a quick hop over to Peony and I was meet by Kathy. She was cute say early to mid 30's. She was dress in a loose shirt and short skirt so I was feeling much better vibes for Peony. I took the hour and she didn't ask for the house fee upfront which I really like. Kathy gave a good massage and was very talkative which was fun. She allowed roaming and flip I got to play with the girlies. I tried to pull off her panties but she wasn't going for that so I only got to rub her naked ass. All in all, not a bad session with HE but was hoping to be able to suck on the girlies.

Good hunting.

Staying close to northgate mall or the kraken cage whatever it's called now. Any parlours decent nearby? I checked out Soft Bay a few years ago pre covid and was really good for an HE place but have no clue of the area anymore and I don't believe rub maps anymore. Any advice is appreciated.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;5988990]Anyone have any contact info and a review for Kandysland? She was at top of my TDL before TNA went dark.[/QUOTE]I saw her. Good time

[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6725991]Was at Mid Roosevelt earlier, got undressed and was ready to start when I guess another monger came in. She tried to say come back in 30 minutes (the amount of time I had requested) as she was the only provider at the moment, and I believe she was using a translator app, but the other guy kept saying "no" to everything she was saying. She came back and told me sorry, come back in an hour because the other customer wouldn't leave.

Outside of having an appt scheduled this is disgusting behavior. If this was any one of you piss off next time, really dick move and really rude to the MT.[/QUOTE]If anyone ever pulls this shit on me I will kick their ass on my way out the door.

[QUOTE=UndeadHentai;6726653]Staying close to northgate mall or the kraken cage whatever it's called now. Any parlours decent nearby? I checked out Soft Bay a few years ago pre covid and was really good for an HE place but have no clue of the area anymore and I don't believe rub maps anymore. Any advice is appreciated. [/QUOTE].

Champion aka Healing Touch on Roosevelt and 92nd is often good.

Haven't been to the ones on Lake City (Laurel, Soft Bay, Crown) lately.

[QUOTE=Erics050;6727344]If anyone ever pulls this shit on me I will kick their ass on my way out the door.[/QUOTE]Next time, tell her you're not leaving either, that you got here first, and that it's time for boom boom right now. Then fuck her so loud the other guy can't help but hear. Done it twice in my hobby career. Last time I said "got her all warmed up, bro" on my way out. Fuck insensitive assholes. You got there first.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6728198]Next time, tell her you're not leaving either, that you got here first, and that it's time for boom boom right now. Then fuck her so loud the other guy can't help but hear. Done it twice in my hobby career. Last time I said "got her all warmed up, bro" on my way out. Fuck insensitive assholes. You got there first.[/QUOTE]Honestly cannot image a situation like this ever happening unless the monger is really drunk or high on something. It sounds like a great way to get your ass beat to a pulp (or worse) by the AMP's muscle department. All AMPs have somebody to call if mongers get ugly and it's not the police LOL.

Went last week and Pepsi cola said she was gone on vacation. I walked. I had seen pepsi cola (not Pepsi from ET) the week prior as she was new. I didn't even finish so don't recommend.

Michelle is awesome even though getting older. I had my best aamp experience ever with her last visit and almost top of list mongering. Keeps getting better!

[QUOTE=MichaelT87;6722406]I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PoonHunter2;6723897]There was something about the bed page ads for Sunshine Spa / Sky Spa that got my attention. There are a couple of Sunshine Spas and sometimes this one is called Sky Spa. This is the one on 112th SE. In Everett. There were enough unique details about the girls that it got me curious, maybe it's real. [URL]https://us-everett.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/615-112th-st-se-everett-wa/23130836.html[/URL] The promise of choosing your girl is always appealing to me, so I decided to take a chance on a half hour session and see what happened.

The door opened and the hottest tiny Asian girl I've ever seen let me in. She had a school girl dress on. I drew Sandy who is 5' tall and according to the ad, 88 lbs, 22 years old, and from Hong Kong. No granny here, she's definitely 22 or less. My brain turned off as soon as I saw her and I had no interest in asking about the lineup. Massage was okay, she did a lot of back walking which was fun.

On the flip we had a good covered time. The ads promise BBJTC, DFK, and 69. I play all safe, so these items and more may be available, but I didn't ask. She was agreeable to doing whatever I asked for, but she wasn't into it. I'm old and fat, so maybe that was a factor. If you are looking for GFE, I don't think you are going to get it from Sandy. But if you are looking to deal with some hot Asian school girl fantasies and don't mind her being passive, this is your girl.

The "spa" is a dump. Tiny "rooms" with walls that don't reach the ceiling. The location is in a small strip mall. It feels moderately safe considering some of the South Everett options.

I paid $50 for a half hour and $140 tip. When looking the ad up for this post, I saw the $140 special. I didn't know about the special, so I'm not sure what's the deal with that.[/QUOTE]The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.

I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

Just wondering to see if there is an update on champion or softbay from anyone? Price wise and what they do.

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6728419]Honestly cannot image a situation like this ever happening unless the monger is really drunk or high on something. It sounds like a great way to get your ass beat to a pulp (or worse) by the AMP's muscle department. All AMPs have somebody to call if mongers get ugly and it's not the police LOL.[/QUOTE]I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.

[QUOTE=Mixed35;6729316]Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.[/QUOTE]Please check out post #3128 in the Tacoma massage thread. I am not sure where that guy went, but sounds like they work with AA guys. Take it with a grain of salt though, sounds like that place is inconsistent or doesnt provide extras at all.

Another option could be Vancouver BC. Good luck!

1. Lisa at Magnolia in Renton, early thirties, Chinese, amazing ass & legs, natural small Cs, pretty enough, $$. 5, available until early Feb 2024.

2. Rumor says a brand new K-org launching in the first week of Jan 2024; Bellevue??

3. Bebe, a classy K-GFE & K-Spa hybrid model, formerly with Lily Massage on Lake City Way, will visit Seattle in mid Jan or Feb 2024; TBA.

[QUOTE=GoaThillBilly;6729327]I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.[/QUOTE]My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMP’s for the most part do (some places take card.

First I'll say that this sucks you have to post this. I can't believe it so blatant.

Cutiefire24 claims she does on profile but not confirmed. She's also one of the hottest Asian providers I've seen.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?543562-Cutefire24[/URL]

Wanting a massage parlor I might try "new spa" in Everett and see Tina. Damn hot too but have no idea for sure but provider's there vary in ethnic background.

[QUOTE=Mixed35;6729316]Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenchClot;6545775]WeirdI always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experienceskilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to Chinahopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.

Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.[/QUOTE]Saw Amy at Yili the other day. So if she had been gone, she's back. Beautiful face with great C's to play with. Slim waist and tight ass. Said she's 28, and I'm believing her. Space heater had temp in room way up, and she was sweating about 5 minutes in. Off came her top and the fun began. . 6 + benjamin. Great attitude and I left feeling great.

Great session with Cici early morning. Greeted at door by her wearing a slinky robe open enough to show her lowcut top. Led me to room and turned on heater. House standard. 6. Temp was cold as had just opened but she warmed me up quickly. She's gorgeous and playful. Probably best I've seen. I was short on $, so mostly limited to boob play / sucking and mostly OTC everywhere BTW. Will see her again when I can tip her better. Got to believe she's an incredible experience!

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

[QUOTE=Gpc1085;6730157]My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMPs for the most part do (some places take card.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YumCatNine;6431405]Did she take you by the hand to your room? This sounds like Cici who used to work at Aroma Valley Massage on 65th. She is indeed sexy and I was wondering where she went.[/QUOTE]Greeted at door by Cici wearing a sleek robe which she quickly opened enough for me to see her low cut top underneath. Led me to room, and turned on space heater as I was first appointment early morning. Paid house fee and she quickly warmed me up. Gorgeous and playful. One of best looking I've been with. Was short on cash so settled for boob / nipple sucking along with mostly otc BTW. While she teased, tugged and stroked. HJ Finish. Will see her again when I've got enough $ for an appropriate tip. Got to believe she would be incredible.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6730314]How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd guess maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.[/QUOTE]Your theory, which seems reasonable explains why there are new AMPs popping up all the time around Marysville and maybe LE is getting a kickback. It would be interesting (and boring) to watch a place for a few hours and see how busy (or not) that they are. As for the fact that some accept credit cards, that's true, but how many hobbyists use them at AMPs? I know I won't, no way.

My regular legit massage girl is moving after 4 years. So I'm looking for a replacement in the and. Seattle, east side, up to Everett area.

If anyone knows of one that gives a great masaage, like deep sports style, and works on problem areas please share. Could be with or without extras, but in my experience, most of the extra girls can be good, but not great.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6730314]How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.[/QUOTE]I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.

There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;6729315]I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.[/QUOTE]They're almost legit. My MT was looking over her shoulder and after some hesitation agreed to HE. Massage was pretty good.

Let me preface this by saying I am an accountant. My father was an accountant for 35 years. His GF is an owner of a spa in the area. They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops. The problem is all the cash. Most of the girls that own these places in the area has an out of state girl that is on the lease and business license. That lady gets a cut of everything. They usually live in Hawaii or somewhere nice. Just raking in because they have the heat on them, but it looks like they have a profitable business, but a lot of the cash gets paid out to the working girls, mamasan and manager. Then the lady that manages it gets her cut. These girls get a W2 salary and everything. And cash. But they usually have to start another business like a nail salon to wash the cash through to be able to use it for loans etc. That business looks very profitable and doing well, but it's because of the cash being injected into it. 10 K a month isn't hard to put through a nail salon to wash it. Imagine owning 4. The rest that can't get washed through a business, get's washed through the casino. Take it there. Play table games for a while, take it out. Put money in slots, win some, lose some. They have around 100 W2 gs from the casinos a year. There is a money man that goes to each store throughout the day and picks up the cash. Sometimes multiple times a day. So they never leave it there long.

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;6730478]I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.

There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.[/QUOTE]

Anyone that has been can you recommend any names? Heard some older there but looking if they have any younger ones. About to go soon and I'll report back.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6730314]
I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.[/QUOTE]I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.

[QUOTE=k__rat;6730740]I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.[/QUOTE]That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons, or Thai restaurants very close by. And they are usually pretty nice with most up-to-date massage chairs, and what-not, with rarely anyone inside. Think about it.

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

[QUOTE=Mustang13;6730970]That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons,...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6731019]Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.[/QUOTE]I had no idea this was ever a thing in the US. Happy Golden Street or whatever it was called in Beijing was impossible to walk down as single western man. The women working at the shops would literally come grab you by the arm and try to drag you inside. And the whole street was lined with them. At least it was that way twenty years ago, but I doubt much has changed.

But like I said I've never seen this in the US and don't inow how I'd even broach the topic. AMPs are easy, just run their calves and away you go. How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating? I've never seen an Asian style spinning "barber" sign in the US (and really they may be a little too on the nose.

I will say too that a really good scalp massage is one of the best non-sexual experiences ever. A good scalp massage *and* a BBBJ sounds like literal heaven.

[QUOTE=k__rat;6731159] ...How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating?... [/QUOTE]10-15 years ago in the largest city in the South.

Dozens of great service K, Thai, Viet AMPs / aamps with too many hot young Asian providers to pick from was the norm. There was an occasional auntie granny lurking around, but they were certainly very uncommon unlike today's Seattle shitshow. Perhaps the market was simply better in general with a ton of oil & gas $$ going all around in a stupidly inexpensive COL city. (CFS was 160 for AMP, 180-200 for aamp).

That city was drowning in so much hot young K, Viet, and Thai pussy that I guess it overflowed into the legit hair salons (not barbershops). There were 3 different hair salons I remember visiting having UTR CFS that one could find on that old EECO AMP message board. Please post or DM if anyone knows of similar UTR salon goings on in the Seattle area currently.

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6731019]Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.[/QUOTE]I have experienced this in a few Asian countries you go in for a haircut, or foot massage or waxing or pedicure and can proposition them for more. They usually have 2-3 back rooms that are reserved for "massage" once in there you can negotiate services and price. I have done this a few times during travel. In the US I have one experience where after a pedicure and foot massage in that beautiful hot water where you dip your feet. The foot massage was so good I almost fell asleep. I told her it felt great and wondered if she would do a neck, head, shoulder and back. She said sure and led me into a back room. I did not get much there but did get a handjob. I really feel that was the exception though. If anyone has any good intel please share. I really love Asian women and love having them work on my feet, neck etc with a little extra at the end.

Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.

[QUOTE=Gostz1953;6730684]They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops.[/QUOTE]

Random question, does anyone know of a place, AMP or AAMP that does a legit manicure / pedicure with extras?

For years I was a nail biter so felt like my nails were too short for mani / pedis, but now I've kicked that habit, I'm looking to pick up a new habit as a reward to myself.

I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?

Can't keep the secret anymore. Visited twice and both times awesome!. I'd only see Tina as the other 3 gals I've seen in the lobby I prob wouldn't see but are prob Cuban, Creole (and my sure but not as hot as Tina who is viet and face 7 but body of 9 with awesome tits and great head game BBBJ. See Everett section for lots of discussion. Reason posting is she's is leaving Jan 2 for 1 month and then coming back but not sure if same location. Hottest aamp I've seen and best GFE with lots of dfk. Might try 3 times in a week! Go see! Yes called New spa.

[QUOTE=MyFunFriend101;6732002]I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?[/QUOTE]I've been to "Wellness Palace Spa" and "Smile Spa". Those are the names on RM anyway. Neither was FS for me, both standard HE. Smile Spa was an auntie, wellness I went to multiple times because she was young and attractive (at the time about a year ago) and gave a good massage. Both were $ total for the hour each time.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6731749]I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, .[/QUOTE]If you even do some basic math with their prices and then look up what the average nail tech makes in Washington the it's pretty apprent there is a lot of unaccounted for cash.

Not a lot of laundering, just a lot of unreported earnings. They earn about 3 x what's reported. In the restraunt industry they expect a certain ratio of electronic to cash income. Not these places for some reason.

Source: the cash I spend on this hobby comes from nail techs.

I know right, but it would be very common for my father to have a band of 20 K and his girl to have a band of 20 K a month to the casino. Take it as you may, I'm sure not all are as profitable and not all operate the same way. I think my father, since he dated an owner, and he was a good accountant, got her and her sisters to do it a certain way. He opened up the other businesses for them and everything to wash. She owned a well know spa. So that might be part of it. But, yes, a good spa, ownership and management is splitting close to 40 K a month cash on top of W2's.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6731749]Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.[/QUOTE]