Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SRG1286;5795620]I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?[/QUOTE]Check your PM.

[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5795631]Check your PM.[/QUOTE]Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?

Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?

God I hope not.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5797231]Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SRG1286;5796128]Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?[/QUOTE]Just think Latin goddess.

Long time lurker and I finally started posting. So if there is anyone out there still lurking it's time to join to get this page more active. Looking for some UTR or trade information. Willing to trade with sr.

[QUOTE=PapaShango;5795520]Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.[/QUOTE]How do get in contact with pam?? Everyone who has met Pam as great things to say.

[QUOTE=SRG1286;5795620]I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?[/QUOTE]I, too, would be very interested in knowing more about Pam. I'm in from out of town and don't know how much longer I'll be here. Would anyone be willing to PM me the relevant details please?

[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5797775]Just think Latin goddess.[/QUOTE]But do not picture spinner type chica.

Think thick with huge T & A.

Hello!

I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.

I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.

For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.

So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?

Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?

Thanks so much for your help.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5798585]Hello!

I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.

I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.

For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.

So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?

Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?

Thanks so much for your help.[/QUOTE]To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.

Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed.

QQ.

[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5799916]To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.

Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed..[/QUOTE]Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?

Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?

Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?

Thanks again.

All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5799981]Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?

Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?

Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5800339]All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?

Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.

[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801067]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?[/QUOTE]