Massage Parlor Reports

At Lily Massage. Not sure who is as Alice now.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7304964]At the beginning of the month, I often enjoy driving around and seeing who's working where.

But yesterday when I set out to cruise Federal Way, I found myself avoiding certain shoppes. I realized why: they are shit holes. I don't like the dumpy parlors. And unless there is overwhelmingly compelling reason to visit one, I'm going to start skipping these shoppes.

Starting north and moving south:

Goddess: Weird. Walked in and rang the bell. Silence. Short plain woman eventually called out "coming!" She answered the door and I did not like the fugly auntie I saw. I asked if the other girl was busy. "NO BUSY" but yeah, we all know she's busy. Auntie ushered me to a room and told me to wait. 5 minutes later I'm still waiting. I can hear auntie in the hallway and utility room, then she walks into my room with her dress hiked up while she's wash clothing her Bush, realized she walked into the wrong room, said "sorry" and walked out. 5 more minutes later I walked out myself.

Jasmin: Girl greeted me and did not look happy. Older, chubby, not cute at all. She must have recognized me as someone that has not chosen to stay with her in the past. She didn't even open the gate. She said "You don't want massage. " I asked if there was another girl. She said nothing. I said "Turns out you are right!" and walked out. Jasmin is now off my visit list until someone else informs me there's a hottie there.

Lotus: Also weird. Walked in. I hear the background music but no massage or pounding noises. I rang the Ring bell. Nothing. Waited a full 60 seconds. Nothing. Listened for telltale noises but heard NOTHING. Would have left immediately but there was a family on the sidewalk outside so I hung in the lobby and waited for them to leave. I was there maybe 5 minutes total. Nobody ever greeted me. Busy but quiet busy? I'll be back I guess.

Lulu still closed. Hang Loose lost me months ago with their high price + rush + low service combo.

QQ: Finally some winners. Both new girls at QQ (I already forgot their names) are young and cute. Short, moderate thicc natural curves but not fat. Cute faces. I'm stoked to go back and try them both. I love how clean and well managed this spot is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7300822]I want to be very careful with this post. I believe I can keep everything inside the rules, but if not I won't fault Admin for deleting it.

I will not be replying to DMs about this post. If you send one, I will politely ignore it.

What I'm about to report is a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, from one Chinese provider, translated through an app.

I was asking the provider where she would be working next, and she wasn't sure yet. We were discussing the many formerly-popular Pierce County AMPs.

She told me that a friend of hers had been working at one of the now shuttered Pierce-county shoppes. The story is that a client sought, and received, BBFS during his session and soon after tested HIV positive. Client (or client's wife), called the police, the police showed up and shut down the shoppe.

Because there's no way to corroborate, I'm not going to name the shop. I'm not comfortable starting unsubstantiated rumors about a business when I have zero actual data. I have no idea if they plan to re-open. I have no special insight into the management of this particular shoppe. I will not be answering any additional questions about the shoppe that could help identify it. I'm not looking to piss off store owners with mere rumors..[/QUOTE]I've been in this hobby for 12 years now. I use rm and have 20 ish reviews over there, but I've been to just about every parlor from Renton down to Olympia. Eventually it seems redundant to post reviews. But I will say it seems safety is becoming a low priority. More and more girls offering bare services. I can say for certain I've been to several parlors and offered bare for an upcharge. A lot of which mongers will claim is covered only. I've only taken up on the offer a couple times, and one of the times I got the clap. This was the end of last year. Not long after that I seen someone got chlamydia at a different parlor, and now this. Just remember if she's offering it to you, she's likely offering it to everyone else.

[QUOTE=ThatGuyB253;7305100]I've been in this hobby for 12 years now. I use rm and have 20 ish reviews over there, but I've been to just about every parlor from Renton down to Olympia. Eventually it seems redundant to post reviews. But I will say it seems safety is becoming a low priority. More and more girls offering bare services. I can say for certain I've been to several parlors and offered bare for an upcharge. A lot of which mongers will claim is covered only. I've only taken up on the offer a couple times, and one of the times I got the clap. This was the end of last year. Not long after that I seen someone got chlamydia at a different parlor, and now this. Just remember if she's offering it to you, she's likely offering it to everyone else.[/QUOTE]My wife is a Chinese AMP owner / worker. This came up at one of the dinner / drinks / cards parties at our house. There are 6-8 ladies in her friend group. All are still working in the AMP's. Most are in there 50's, a couple in their 40's, and one is a very hot 62, LOL.

The conversation was pretty intense in Chinese when my one of the ladies said to me "these young Chinese girls around here are making trouble for us. They are offering no condom sex, and guys are asking us now too. " In the Seattle / Tacoma / Everett area, for years it was the older Koreans up north offering Bareback. Now, it is getting more common and it is not good for the hobby.

[QUOTE=Loveacpi;7305999]My wife is a Chinese AMP owner / worker. This came up at one of the dinner / drinks / cards parties at our house. There are 6-8 ladies in her friend group. All are still working in the AMP's. Most are in there 50's, a couple in their 40's, and one is a very hot 62, LOL.

The conversation was pretty intense in Chinese when my one of the ladies said to me "these young Chinese girls around here are making trouble for us. They are offering no condom sex, and guys are asking us now too. " In the Seattle / Tacoma / Everett area, for years it was the older Koreans up north offering Bareback. Now, it is getting more common and it is not good for the hobby.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you have some awesome dinner parties. 🙂.

[QUOTE=Loveacpi;7305999]My wife is a Chinese AMP owner / worker. This came up at one of the dinner / drinks / cards parties at our house. There are 6-8 ladies in her friend group. All are still working in the AMP's. Most are in there 50's, a couple in their 40's, and one is a very hot 62, LOL.

The conversation was pretty intense in Chinese when my one of the ladies said to me "these young Chinese girls around here are making trouble for us. They are offering no condom sex, and guys are asking us now too. " In the Seattle / Tacoma / Everett area, for years it was the older Koreans up north offering Bareback. Now, it is getting more common and it is not good for the hobby.[/QUOTE]So. Where does the hot 62 year old work?! XD.

[QUOTE=Loveacpi;7305999]My wife is a Chinese AMP owner / worker. [/QUOTE]Zero disrespect meant, but I have to be honest that this is a phrase I never expected to read on this board.

[QUOTE=MorganCreamin;7306228]Zero disrespect meant, but I have to be honest that this is a phrase I never expected to read on this board.[/QUOTE]And I totally get it. Two of my ex-wives were strippers. One I was with for close to 30 years. So I guess I have always lived on the edge, but with incredibly hot woman, haha.

I am late 60's, she is late 50's. We are incredible partners. I met her thru a mutual friend, my ex-wife. She is great with money, and awesome cook, and treats me very well.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;7306214]So. Where does the hot 62 year old work?! XD.[/QUOTE]Haha, she moves around a lot. She sold her shop last year and I get the impression she works when she need some money.

[QUOTE=CJH1956;7306081]Sounds like you have some awesome dinner parties. 🙂.[/QUOTE]They are a fun group, but noisy. Mainly because it is all Mandarin, and that is just noise to me, LOL.

Years ago, my ex-wife, Korean dancer, and when her co-workers would come over, mostly Korean and Thai, they were really flirty. Joke with me, grab my butt, and lots of sexual innuendos.

These Chinese ladies are much older, and not flirty and sexual anymore than just a normal friend group. I don't know if it age or race that makes the groups so different. I think mostly age.

First and probably last post, but long time lurker. Long story short, worst experience I've had. Went to Elsa got Coco waited for 10 minutes. She gave the saddest weirdest massage I've ever had. At one point she pulled out her tits and rubbed them on my back for 30 seconds and put them away. She left the room 4 times. And her looks aren't terrible but flattest ass I've ever seen. The flip was rushed and everything else was just mediocre. She kinda just zones out looking into the mirror LOL. But overall I'd say my worst experience yet. Worse than the hang loose rushed service. Just thought I'd share.

Just started and very enthusiastic. Bigger girl but not fat, nice figure. Immediately suggested MSOG, wants to upsell. Overall nice time.

[QUOTE=MightyFattD;7307579]First and probably last post, but long time lurker. Long story short, worst experience I've had. Went to Elsa got Coco waited for 10 minutes. She gave the saddest weirdest massage I've ever had. At one point she pulled out her tits and rubbed them on my back for 30 seconds and put them away. She left the room 4 times. And her looks aren't terrible but flattest ass I've ever seen. The flip was rushed and everything else was just mediocre. She kinda just zones out looking into the mirror LOL. But overall I'd say my worst experience yet. Worse than the hang loose rushed service. Just thought I'd share.[/QUOTE]

Good news for folks down south, Summer from JM will be at Lotus Spa starting Monday the 9th. She is an absolute stunner and was the clear top girl at JM the whole time she was there. Service is 10/10.

Seattle's loss is Federal Way's gain.

Alice: Korean BB is no longer there. She's up at Lake City Way, apparently.

Jasmin: Girl was super rude to me last time so not going back unless someome else posts something interesting. If the girl is rude when greeting you, it's not going to get magically better in-session.

Four Seasons: MILF Nirvana this month. Angela and Lily. If you're a sensual / naughty MILF fan and haven't met Angela, you're a fool!

Lulu: Open light was on, but I didn't stop in.

QQ: Manager Shana still doesn't offer full service, but she is a great time on her own nonetheless. Always two (usually younger) FS girls available. Dropped by a couple days ago and the darkerr haired curvy one with little makeup looked the best to me, but the dolled up MILF with lighter hair looked like she knows what she's doing. This is becoming one of my fav spots in FedWay.

Maple: Superhottie Ivy is there full-time now as a working manager. New young girl this week is Angel. She's adorable with died blondish hair, a squish nose, spinner body, and a megawatt smile. If someone else beats back there, I would love to hear about Angel. She looks fun.

Lotus: Hottie Mia (aka Summer from JM) is the headliner. Spent an amazing hour with her. Great massage, great attitude, GREAT service. English needs the translator for anything more than basics. Full depth BBBJ then sticks out her tongue for more. I've reviewer her as Mia (maybe a year ago) and Summer (last month at JM).

Saying hi from Big Monkey won't hurt your chances at a good time at any of these spots.

I've stopped checking the shops that smell dank. The newer clean stores with consistent hotties are my favs. Hobby safe!

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7308518]Good news for folks down south, Summer from JM will be at Lotus Spa starting Monday the 9th. She is an absolute stunner and was the clear top girl at JM the whole time she was there. Service is 10/10.

Seattle's loss is Federal Way's gain.[/QUOTE]Summer (formerly and once again Mia) is top shelf.

Don't miss DG with her crazy hip mobility. She spreads those knees wide and enjoys a larger member delivering with power. I'm guessing "Mmmmmm big cock comfortable" means she enjoys the feeling of a thicker member, even though that box is TIIIIIIIITE.

She goes by Mia there and loves Big Monkey friends.

Per Aussie's suggestion I gave Angel a try at Maple in FedWay. Just about perfect body dimensions for me, slim and petite without being skinny, beautiful face, all natural. She gave a pleasant but forgettable massage then came the main event. BBBJ is her specialty and it is quite good, she does the ice thing that is becoming a staple at maple (Likes to kiss all over, DATY was good (she is in outie so no one freak out. Quite delectable). Finally at least for me her proportions are just right for CFS in any position. I busted in standing mish. Overall a nice experience and a definite repeat.

I'm friends with Ivy there, and her skills are a 10, so it will be a tough decision any time I come back.