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Greatest picture ever! Totally got me intrigued. Someone on this board even vouched and said she was a regular stop. In my dream, I emailed her. She said she was the gal in the pic. So I drive across town to say hi. On the way there, I ask if her prices are flat rate. That's when I hear about the "enhanced sessions" that she neglects to mention in the add. Mo' money. Strike 1. She looks fit as hell, so I still go. Knock on the door and, although amazingly friendly, is completely not the girl in the pics. Strike 2. I politely excuse myself and leave. She then texts me to say I could have at least done a 15-minute session, which she doesn't even advertise. Strike 3. She mis-repped her appearance (I know, most of them do).

Ladies. I don't care what you charge, just deliver on the promise.[/QUOTE]Some of these providers just don't get it. Mongers look out after each other.

[QUOTE=MicBush;3393231]Some of these providers just don't get it. Mongers look out after each other.[/QUOTE]All I want is a massage from an in-shape therapist that gets a little dirty, and a BJ / HJ at the end. Preferably outcall. Why should this be so tough?

[QUOTE=MicBush;3393231]Some of these providers just don't get it. Mongers look out after each other.[/QUOTE]Just saw this after my post asking if anyone has seen Michelle.

Guess you answered my question. However that is a pic of her unless someone else is now using it.

Was she in Clermont in a home at end of Cul De Sac?

Be safe.

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Greatest picture ever! Totally got me intrigued. Someone on this board even vouched and said she was a regular stop. In my dream, I emailed her. She said she was the gal in the pic. So I drive across town to say hi. On the way there, I ask if her prices are flat rate. That's when I hear about the "enhanced sessions" that she neglects to mention in the add. Mo' money. Strike 1. She looks fit as hell, so I still go. Knock on the door and, although amazingly friendly, is completely not the girl in the pics. Strike 2. I politely excuse myself and leave. She then texts me to say I could have at least done a 15-minute session, which she doesn't even advertise. Strike 3. She mis-repped her appearance (I know, most of them do).

Ladies. I don't care what you charge, just deliver on the promise.[/QUOTE]I learned a long long time ago not to trust any review boards on looks you are bound to be disappointed. If they are rated a 9 or 10 they are a 7 at best and sometimes a 6. Some of the girls that are being raved about as 10's I've seen and they are definitely not even close to 10's more like 6's.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;3393355]I learned a long long time ago not to trust any review boards on looks you are bound to be disappointed. If they are rated a 9 or 10 they are a 7 at best and sometimes a 6. Some of the girls that are being raved about as 10's I've seen and they are definitely not even close to 10's more like 6's.[/QUOTE]On a scale of 1-10 on what you wrote. I've seen some with great reviews that were. (WTF) . I know you've all read my previous posts. I tell the truth on what they look like and not how they look in my eyes, because everyone has their own flavor and taste on what's beautiful, sexy or perfect.

So we should all distinguish rate of service and looks. To some people service is only better because how they look is what turns them on, to others quality of service makes them more attractive regardless of what they look like.

[QUOTE=TheGlove;3393376]On a scale of 1-10 on what you wrote. I've seen some with great reviews that were. (WTF) . I know you've all read my previous posts. I tell the truth on what they look like and not how they look in my eyes, because everyone has their own flavor and taste on what's beautiful, sexy or perfect.

So we should all distinguish rate of service and looks. To some people service is only better because how they look is what turns them on, to others quality of service makes them more attractive regardless of what they look like.[/QUOTE]The only provider on this board I wasn't initially disappointed by their looks was the now retired again jade. Petite maura michelle1 I was initially disappointed though the service was so great I got over it and saw them more than once. There are others that are still active that I won't mention out of courtesy that are nowhere near what they are made out to be. However great service is great service just be honest. Hey she's a 7 on looks and a 6 on body but her service makes up for it. The way I see it there aren't many 10's in the business if they are truly a 10 they probably don't need to be a provider.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;3393395]The only provider on this board I wasn't initially disappointed by their looks was the now retired again jade. Petite maura michelle1 I was initially disappointed though the service was so great I got over it and saw them more than once. There are others that are still active that I won't mention out of courtesy that are nowhere near what they are made out to be. However great service is great service just be honest. Hey she's a 7 on looks and a 6 on body but her service makes up for it. The way I see it there aren't many 10's in the business if they are truly a 10 they probably don't need to be a provider.[/QUOTE]They all lie or exaggerate their looks. Then when you show up to the door, you're like WTF?? The way to teach these lying chicks a lesson is to immediately LEAVE!! I've even had fun with many many BP chicks telling them to their face that you are ugly as fuck!! Then LEAVE, they make zero cash and they are pissed off even more.

[QUOTE=Ciborican;3392403]Let me start with an apology for piggy backing of this report. I had a wonderful dream last Thursday with littledebbie and I was very glad that even know that I was a little hesitant since you can't see her face on her ad. Normally I will not try to set up a dream if I don't see their face so I can make sure is the right dream provider. After the regular LEO check it came the hug with a little LOL, then move in to the dream room where the DFK started, followed by her starting a nice BBBJ with some attention to the twins. After that I return the favor with some DATY by the way very juicy and sweet. We then went for some mish, cg, and finished with a rcg. Once I woke up from the dream she handled me a warm cloth to clean up. We chat for a little bit and on my way I went. Definitely if giving the chance again will go back for another dream.[/QUOTE]Thank you hunny! I'm glad you enjoyed yourself! Hope to see you again soon!

I've being seeing Jenn almost once a week for the last couple of weeks and it's nothing short of spectacular, I'm booking a double with her and Katie some time next week!

[QUOTE=PhotoMan343;3393307]Just saw this after my post asking if anyone has seen Michelle.

Guess you answered my question. However that is a pic of her unless someone else is now using it.

Was she in Clermont in a home at end of Cul De Sac?

Be safe.[/QUOTE]Yes. The area did not look bad, but the house smelled like cat piss. You could tell from the front door.

[QUOTE=Frenchified;3390171]On Friday I booked the ultimate package with the new girl lacy because from the looks of her picture she had a great body. Well her body is really nice, her face meh. She was a really cool chick easy to talk to and very friendly. The massage itself wasn't that great but that's ok. I was told that the ultimate package was f / s massage. That never ended up happening so I ended up over paying in the end and she asked for a tip. Don't get me wrong I did have fun just felt like I got a little ripped off in the end and she asked for a tip. I am almost embarrassed to put how much I paid. Will I repeat I doubt it just for the fact I didn't get what I paid for.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/33327--BEST-IN-ORLANDO-New-Therapist-Package-Discounts-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]So has anyone gotten a FS massage here from paying the 160 roses WITHOUT tipping? And how was your experience? I'd rather go to Cb or BB where I know for a fact I will get FS from a hot asian gal.

Regards.

SDG.

She at one time looked like that when she first started and I seen her maybe 1 year or more ago but pills will do that to you trust me she is a pill junky!

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Greatest picture ever! Totally got me intrigued. Someone on this board even vouched and said she was a regular stop. In my dream, I emailed her. She said she was the gal in the pic. So I drive across town to say hi. On the way there, I ask if her prices are flat rate. That's when I hear about the "enhanced sessions" that she neglects to mention in the add. Mo' money. Strike 1. She looks fit as hell, so I still go. Knock on the door and, although amazingly friendly, is completely not the girl in the pics. Strike 2. I politely excuse myself and leave. She then texts me to say I could have at least done a 15-minute session, which she doesn't even advertise. Strike 3. She mis-repped her appearance (I know, most of them do).

Ladies. I don't care what you charge, just deliver on the promise.[/QUOTE]

This is absolutely true, unless the review says it's the girl in the pics and that girl is attractive to you.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;3393355]I learned a long long time ago not to trust any review boards on looks you are bound to be disappointed. If they are rated a 9 or 10 they are a 7 at best and sometimes a 6. Some of the girls that are being raved about as 10's I've seen and they are definitely not even close to 10's more like 6's.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know what happened to the 19 yo BBW Summer who was on I drive?

Just got back from seeing Jersey Girls Bae Bee and DAMN this Lady is the Bomb. . set up apointment thru Jersey and she met me and I was floored woth how pretty, sexy she is I WANT TO KEEP HER ALL TO MYSELF. She's like an old girlfriend I haven't seen and wantes to catch up Dfk, daty BBBJ (YMMV) . And the pretest legs in Orlando. Next up duo with Jersey and her. Need my heart attack pills first. WOW http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/33355-JerseyGirls-BaeBee.html