Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cdmanoise;1836588]In the are for a few weeks. After sorting through the reviews (thanks for all the good info fellow mongers) decided to try Asahi. Called the number I found on the internet for them, and after ringing for about 3 min finally went to some recording "please enter your access code". Gave up on that one as I was not about to drive 35 min to find out if they are closed. Decided on Jennie at Magic based on this review. Asked for a strong massage. Service was great, and Jenny was cute. Perhaps 8 to 9 on a scale and only because she is not getting any younger. Soft touch was great. Love the hair down the back. Dind't ask for any extras, and the standard finish was great. Definitley would repeat and will minimize any further details for my friends from LEO who are reading.[/QUOTE]Looks like Jenny at Magic is on the "Vacation" as they always tell you when they are gone. Drew Yumi, likely mid 40's slender tall not bad looking for her age. Massage was decent as well as finish. Overall, it was just ok but I may be Jaded as I was expecting Jenny.

[QUOTE=HungInOrlando;2024495]I unfortunately did NOT have the same experience with Rosea. Set up an appointment today, everything seemed good until the appointment time (which was of her choosing), when she just stopped replying. That was two hours ago, she still hasn't answered any of my texts. Glad it worked out for you Jag, but my experience was sadly empty.[/QUOTE]Not sure why she stopped responding to you. That is odd. What time where you supposed to se her?? Sometimes she has friends text her or they have to come by to pick up a bike or something silly. But they ALWAYS text her first and they have never come to her hotel room unannounced. At least not while we were together. Did you say or text something that "spooked" her. Providers will do that if they get a bad "vibe" from a client. Especially new clients.

But, trust me. And OS can back me on this, Rosea is a fucking young co-ed type of gal that LOVES to please. She is curvy and sexy. Not BBW, but just larger boned. She totally enjoys your company and her fucking menu is "wide" (insert pun here) open. I mean WIDE open, like I alluded to in my recent post.

Give her another try, brother Hung, and see what happens.

Good luck,

JaguarXF

Sorry but this is a late report. I have been out of town now for 2 weeks on business and have not had any free time to post. So Here goes. I have been to to places in Kissimmee that have been pretty good to me.

The 1st on was'.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-lovely-asian-sweetiesincall-andoutcall-full-body-massage-407-870-8806-22/9408374[/URL]

I have been here 2 times. The 1st time had a girl that gave all the right signals but when it came to the deed no dice. Must have been due to the large crowd that was at Fox and Hound right next door. (That is the only bad thing is its next to a bar). It was a late night and they were slammed. Must of had 8 mongers come in while I was on the table. Anyway on my way out I ran into the other girl that was there. Her name was Amy. She is Korean and a solid 7 on the scale. Nice tight body on her. So needless to say she was the new target for my adventures. A few days went by and I gave them a call to see if she was there and set up the appointment. Great table shower, good massage and a full nude with DATY end. $70 House fee and $50 tip. P.S. She has great tits!

2nd on the list is'.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-massagein-callandout-call/9874113[/URL]

Now I have been here before and posted about it. However the management has changed and low and behold I get Amy again. So I talked to her and found out that the girls bounce back and forth between the two places. Makes it look like new talent comes around I guess. Anyway same service as last time with her but I tried to push the envelope and she polity declined and said she will not go any farther that what she has done. Too Bad because it would be fun. Like I said before sorry for the late report. Stay Safe!

Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[QUOTE=Lebowski69;2028389]Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.[/QUOTE]Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.

Thanks for the heads up. Another place to avoid...

[QUOTE=PatsForevr;2028610]I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PatsForevr;2028610]I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.[/QUOTE]I have only been to LUXSA once and will not be going back. The interesting thing is there are at least as many negative reports as positive reports for LUXSA and Park Ave. Spa. To me, it is not a sure thing that you are going to get your moneys worth at these two places. If I want to gamble I will go to Hard Rock in Tampa. There are better places to spend our money, in my humble opinion.

Stay Safe,

TM.

I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2029095]I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.[/QUOTE]Pats4 ever, AO, Tuscany Man, Gruglok, HotRocks: I am deeply sorry that you did not have a positive experience at Luxsa. YMMV of course, but, when five gentlemen from the Board write a negative review about a provider / Rub establishment, then, there must be a genesis for it.

I know Natasha is fairly vigilant about her gals providing good experiences for her clients. Frankly, I have never met, nor, seen Nikki at Luxsa. I thought I had either seen in passing, or, fucked most of the gals in Natasha's stable of beauties over the past year or so. Recently, Natasha had fired, and / or re-hired one or two gals. Selena is very thin. Is she now going by the name Nikki?? I don't know. I do know Natasha sent me a PM two weeks ago saying that she was hiring Natalie from I-8/ Independent to become part of her insatiable stable of lust filled vixens. Is Natalie now Nikki?? Natalie is not skinny, however, so I can't be sure what is going on. Natalie has a hot body and a great ass and tits.

Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.

JaguarXF.

PM with info.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1oo-ra-thai-upsc-nuru-massage-viab-now-1-thai-pmt-23/9888149[/URL]

Had a dream the other day and thought I would wait a few days like Jags so I could stealthily post about it. Unfortunately, Gruglok just beat me to the punch on my girl Nikki. I too was in the area and thought, what the hell I'll go to Luxsa. Last time there I saw Tori (great experience). This time new location, which I liked better. Had my choice of Nikki, tall, olive skinned super skinny girl or some other girl who was shorter and just sitting down to eat her dinner and seemed even less interested than Nikki (and she looked bored before I even got there). She was nice, led me to bathroom to wash my hands which is asked of all patrons. Which is a great rule, but I would appreciate paper towels so I don't have to wipe my now clean hands on someones cum towel -- just saying. Not sure why she was concerned about hygene as I was wearing a suit and actually had just washed my hands but as they say when in rome. .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her but she ws a better choice than the dinner eater / tv watcher. Looks -6 (would have been a 7 but -1 for a that stubble) Rub 5 (nice try but way too short) Finish - 7 (great effort and no upcharge for the hair cream which may have startled her a little). As always YMMV, have fun.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2024675]I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]This is the abbreviations for "be" on the site. Some of yours did not make the list. It also was not in the Urban Dictionary.

Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.

BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom).

BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm).

BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing.

BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial.

BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex).

BBS Barber Shop.

BBW Big Beautiful Woman.

BCD Behind Closed Doors.

BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

Beret A condom.

Beso Negro Anal Rimming.

BF Boy Friend.

BFA Big Fat Ass.

BFE Boy Friend Experience.

BGR Boy-Girl-Relationship.

Birdwatching BBBJTCWS.

BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man).

BL Body Lick.

Blackhole Anus.

BLS Ball Licking and Sucking.

Blue Pill Viagra.

Blue Steel Viagra.

Brown Shower Defecation on your partner.

BS Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.

BS Body Scrub.

BSD Big Swinging Dick.

BSW Black Street Walker.

BTW By the Way.

Butterface Everything looks good, but her face.

Very tight bod, nice bolt-ons, good TS and attention to detail?

[QUOTE=AncienTone;2028741]Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2029589]Had a dream the other day and thought I would wait a few days like Jags so I could stealthily post about it. Unfortunately, Gruglok just beat me to the punch on my girl Nikki. I too was in the area and thought, what the hell I'll go to Luxsa. Last time there I saw Tori (great experience). This time new location, which I liked better. Had my choice of Nikki, tall, olive skinned super skinny girl or some other girl who was shorter and just sitting down to eat her dinner and seemed even less interested than Nikki (and she looked bored before I even got there). She was nice, led me to bathroom to wash my hands which is asked of all patrons. Which is a great rule, but I would appreciate paper towels so I don't have to wipe my now clean hands on someones cum towel, just saying. Not sure why she was concerned about hygene as I was wearing a suit and actually had just washed my hands but as they say when in rome. .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her but she ws a better choice than the dinner eater / tv watcher. Looks -6 (would have been a 7 but -1 for a that stubble) Rub 5 (nice try but way too short) Finish - 7 (great effort and no upcharge for the hair cream which may have startled her a little). As always YMMV, have fun.[/QUOTE]And you went in to Natasha's place wearing a suit?? Fucking "a" brother! Nice work, indeed. What kind of suit did you wear? Brioni, Armani or Ermenegildo Zegna?

Seriously, I miss your awesome reviews. Protein rich conditioner is always a favorite amongst the providers. LOL. Drying your hands on a brothers' "cum towel", priceless! "Hair cream", fucking hilarious. That is too funny. I don't know if I ever heard of a "one armed rub" before. Is that like the "one armed man" on the old 1960's series, "The Fugitive"? LOL.

As far as the gal eating and watching TV is concerned. I am pretty sure that was my former UTR, now open to the Board, Ava. She loves to eat sitting on the couch while watching TV between clients. Please, brother LawDog, try out Ava. She is the real deal. A true co-ed "nymph". I trained her well and now she is ready to provide hobbyists with cock straining, ball draining experiences.

Again, it is great to see you posting reviews again. Oh, FYI, get a VIP card from Selena or Natasha. You said that you paid 60 for the hour? VIP membership (with the card) gets you one hour for 50. On the 5th visit, you get a free session.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE]Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.[/QUOTE]The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2029881]The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.[/QUOTE]Great post!

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2029881]The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.[/QUOTE]Nice. And I couldn't agree more. Either there's a fantasy world out there where my ass is never clean enough, or my sack needs more trimming. Or maybe my leg is just getting sore from having it pulled on a regular basis.

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2029881]The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.[/QUOTE]I've been wondering what spa at the end of a rainbow some of you have been finding. Seriously are you reviewing on a bell curve here, or is this just the best pussy you've ever had?

As for the semi-fiction fantasy; it doesn't help to over blow the expectations. The epic novel going on in your head while you're thrusting is pretty much just setting someone else up for a lackluster time.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1980015]Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few days ago and it's pretty much this review. A little understated on the bad and overstated on the good.

Gentlemen,

My Apologies. I meant to post this last week, but, I was busy pumping Jag jizz into the warm, moist, cock craving cervixes' of several of our lovely Orlando providers and failed to do so. You know how it is.

I called MBS a week or so ago and was told that Lisette was no longer working there. I nearly fucking fainted! What? Lisette is no longer at MBS? Are you fucking kidding me? She had been there for almost two years. Gentlemen, those of you who saw Lisette can attest to the fact that she was the most attractive and sensual Latina MBS has ever had. I saw her many times and never left disappointed. No, The Jag never fucked her, but, we came very close on multiple occasions. I firmly believe that if she did not have a regular BF, that, she would have fucked me. IMHO. Regardless, Lisette always took good care of me. We had great "chemistry" together and she will be sorely missed. Nikki left as well. I saw her a few times too. Nice looking AA girl who always made sure The Jag's ball sac was thoroughly drained. FS too. Nikki was a real pleasure to be with.

Honey will be back on 3-11-2014. That is what she told me when I saw her about 9 days ago.

Lisette, sweetie, if you are reading this, or, if someone who knows Lisette is reading this: PLEASE, baby, become an Independent rub gal so us Board members can continue to enjoy your hot Latina body and personality.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=Dantanna;2029615]Very tight bod, nice bolt-ons, good TS and attention to detail?[/QUOTE]No it isn't. On the older side for Magic therapists. A little thick. Naturals, showing their age.

[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4360298922.html[/URL]

Stopped by the new AMP at west colonial and good homes road. They were just opening, still setting the place up.

The masseuse was Amy, who I have previously seen at 99 Asian. Amy is a short fireplug of a woman. I think she also previously worked at the AMP at Kirkman and Conroy in the Publix shopping center.

My previous session with Amy were not that great so I did not partake of their services.

I'll stop by at a later date to see if there are choices available other than Amy.

[QUOTE=Gruglok;2029881]The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.[/QUOTE]Regarding Luxsa, Natasha doesn't own it, she is the "Girlfriend" of one of the four hispanic men that own it. They make (require) the girls to go as a group to the downtown clubs and pass out business cards, they generally "pre-oil" the girls before the marketing trip so that they are loosened up before they hit the clubs.

As you can imagine not many girls are thrilled with this chore, one told me she felt like a streetwalker in really nice clothing with a cocktail in her hand. She is no longer there.

Understand I've never been to Luxsa nor will I ever go there, not my thing. I'm not an AMP or a Brothel guy, I've been to both in my long hobbling career and I prefer independent providers. I understand the need for all type of experiences and having tried the various venues but eventually you gravitate towards the one that leaves you most satisfied the majority of the time. Much like restaurants.

I would like to make a statement, Brothel or AMP owners know exactly what every girl in their employ is doing or not doing and if they don't they won't last long, LE will nail their ass to the wall.

As was previously stated there are thousands of guys who know nothing about the boards and as a result crappy AMPs and brothels and independents continue to flourish and all we can do is try to keep our brotherhood informed with the best and most truthful way we can.

We can't delude ourselves that everything we read on a board is even close to the truth but over time members get a sense as to who to believe and make decisions accordingly.

As the bible says you have to "separate the wheat from the chaff".

VS.

[QUOTE=SexXes;2030289][URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4360298922.html[/URL]

Stopped by the new AMP at west colonial and good homes road. They were just opening, still setting the place up.

The masseuse was Amy, who I have previously seen at 99 Asian. Amy is a short fireplug of a woman. I think she also previously worked at the AMP at Kirkman and Conroy in the Publix shopping center.

My previous session with Amy were not that great so I did not partake of their services.

I'll stop by at a later date to see if there are choices available other than Amy.[/QUOTE]I have been wondering about it. I posted a few weeks back that it was opening soon it real close to me.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2030454]Regarding Luxsa, Natasha doesn't own it, she is the "Girlfriend" of one of the four hispanic men that own it. They make (require) the girls to go as a group to the downtown clubs and pass out business cards, they generally "pre-oil" the girls before the marketing trip so that they are loosened up before they hit the clubs.

As you can imagine not many girls are thrilled with this chore, one told me she felt like a streetwalker in really nice clothing with a cocktail in her hand. She is no longer there.

Understand I've never been to Luxsa nor will I ever go there, not my thing. I'm not an AMP or a Brothel guy, I've been to both in my long hobbling career and I prefer independent providers. I understand the need for all type of experiences and having tried the various venues but eventually you gravitate towards the one that leaves you most satisfied the majority of the time. Much like restaurants.

I would like to make a statement, Brothel or AMP owners know exactly what every girl in their employ is doing or not doing and if they don't they won't last long, LE will nail their ass to the wall.

As was previously stated there are thousands of guys who know nothing about the boards and as a result crappy AMPs and brothels and independents continue to flourish and all we can do is try to keep our brotherhood informed with the best and most truthful way we can.

We can't delude ourselves that everything we read on a board is even close to the truth but over time members get a sense as to who to believe and make decisions accordingly.

As the bible says you have to "separate the wheat from the chaff".

VS.[/QUOTE]PM me if you want to know the owners of Luxsa, their GFs, BFs, girls who work there, the clubs they go to and clubs owners. You must have a legit reason though to ask for the info.

Gentlemen,

My apologies to those of you who sent me PM's. I have received a few dozen PM's over the past several days. Those of you who know me know that I always respond to my PM's as quickly as I can. Unfortunately, I have been out hobbying and have been delinquent in responding to you. However, I have read all of the PM's I have received. I will answer them in the next day or so.

Thanks,

JaguarXF

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2029589] .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her.[/QUOTE]LawDog. You must have been watching my session on hidden camera! Virtually identical experience with Nikki, except your rate ironically was better than Luxsa's quoted flat rate for USASG members. Not a very good business practice when they won't even honor the hour!

Gentlemen,

I reviewed this oversexed MILF several months ago. She is fucking hot in every way imaginable. Stunningly beautiful, IMHO. Menu is open. Prepare to spend good Jag coin. But she is worth every penny. Another gent here saw her per my review / recommendation and he was VERY satisfied as well. The only problem is that she is in Melbourne. But, again, Jen is worth the trip. Marika (Jen's former partner) is out and Jen has brought in two new gals.

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8606182&image=9960349[/URL]

Sad to report it looks like Sun Spa in Oakland on Tubb St has closed. This was a great budget AMP where you could get a good back walk, and full service including tossed salad. This place and the AMP on mills were both reliable, and low priced.

So my SW attempts have driedup the last few days so I decided to go to my cherry popper, windsong massage in apopka. I know my Greek living Jane has been gone for a while but I thought maybe some talent has cum thru. I guess Ellen is there now. Ellen is by no way a looker but I kept my eyes closed and imagined an ATF and those hands and mouth worked wonders. Topless dream with a thorough headache relief. If you can settle for less than preferred, I recommend.

Gentlemen and Admin.

The Jag just wanted to take this opportunity to express my most sincere and deepest (yes, balls deep) thanks to my venerable brothers for your encouragement, advice and support during my six months on the Board. I also wanted to express my special thanks to the Administrator for reading through my grandiloquent, loquacious and sometimes pontificating reviews of the lovely and sexy providers of Orlando / Tampa / Palm Coast and Brevard County. I always try to adhere to the rules of the Forum and requite myself accordingly. I have been very careful to respect and appreciate the great contributions of my fellow Board brothers. Respect and consideration is the cornerstone of a successful Forum. In addition, the Admin has been generously patient with me and extremely helpful in his guidance and sage advice during these past six months. And, again, I truly thank the Admin for all that he has done for me. It is most appreciated.

Over the past six months I have received nearly 3000 PM's from SM's, Regular Members and Newbies that have thanked me for my excellent reviews. True, I have received one or two PM's from guys that have placed me on their ignore list as well. I can't nor, do I try, to please everyone. I post my reviews and let the Board members decide. Nevertheless, the outpouring of thanks, well wishes and compliments from my brothers here on the Board, both publicly and via PM, has been humbling, indeed. I have received PM's from some of the most revered members of this Board. Those include, but, are not limited to: Old Pumper, Executive Talent, Barolo, Eelctri, Hawkeye (both versions), Original Sin, AcienTone, Montana77, SeXxes, Brevard Newbie, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, WhiskeySours, ILuvWomenII, OliverOil, PinoBoy, Very Slowly (VS), TheeGentleman, Gruglock, Cockalorum, Greens, SC1975, Quilino, TonyElianos, Ukieman, BackJack and ALL of my other awesome Board brothers that have expressed their appreciation for the hard work that I put into my reviews. The Jag is, after all, your humble and loyal servant who is beholden to the Board to write excellent, well written and informative reviews for the members to enjoy. I have been in this hobby for almost 12 years now and I feel so very fortunate that the Admin has established this Forum for me to share my experiences with all of you. I also wanted to thank the hundreds of providers who have allowed The Jag to fill their lusty and cock craving vaginas, faces, tits and assholes with my searing Jag seed. After all, without you gorgeous women, none of this would be possible. Hugs and kisses from The Jag to all my lovely ladies out there.

Finally, to all of my excellent Brothers: The Jag pledges his abiding and solemn affirmation to continue to be a productive and contributing member of this esteemed Board for as long as I am in this cock teasing, ball draining, vag stretching, orgasm inducing hobby of ours.

Sincerely, your humble servant.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;2031016]Sad to report it looks like Sun Spa in Oakland on Tubb St has closed. This was a great budget AMP where you could get a good back walk, and full service including tossed salad. This place and the AMP on mills were both reliable, and low priced.[/QUOTE][URL]http://m.wesh.com/news/mbi-shuts-down-orlando-spa-that-sits-between-two-churches-accused-of-selling-sex/24864570[/URL]

Has anyone seen Paula lately? Would you please PM with your experience, please? Is she doing incalls or outcalls? Thanks.

Gentlemen,

Recently I had the pleasure of fucking a few gals at two well known Rub Spas. Due to the fact that these gals rarely, if ever, do 4 handed rubs, I must limit my review to just the basics and ask anyone who is interested to, please, send me a PM for more information. If I mention the gals' names or the Rub place, then, it will blow my cover. I can't have that.

I had a seriously ball draining threesome with two extremely horny Latinas that was, indeed, legendary. These two beautiful Latina ladies fucked, sucked, licked, caressed, rubbed and orgasmed until we were all totally fucked out. The gals ended up in a 69 as I was fucking one of them doggie. I ended up pulling out of her and shot my ejaculate all over her spread open asshole, ass cheeks and on her co-workers' lovely Latina face. Warm ejaculate was oozing down her ass and "split" while her friend was eating her pussy and cleaning up my semen. She then took my convulsing and withering prick into her mouth and gently nursed on it until she sucked out every last drop. This experience was truly amazing, memorable and well worth the coin. I went back and fucked the "hotter" of those two Latinas a few days later. This was NOT at PAS for those of you who were curious. LOL.

The other threesome fuck fest involved myself, an American provider and Samoan / Polynesian gal at another well know Rub Spa. In brief, I fucked the American gal doggie style over the massage table while the other gal "assisted" with some serious DATY and BBBL. Another explosive finish on the American gals co-ed ass cheeks and in her asshole and I was left thoroughly exhausted.

JaguarXF.

Gentlemen,

I know I was going to write a ball draining review of the searing, molten, smoldering sex kitten and vivacious Honey. For those of you who have been waiting for that review, please, accept my apologies. I have decided to hold that review under "advisement", if you will, pending some issues with the MBS management.

Until then, please refer back to my original review of Honey from three months or so ago. Also, I believe brother TPhresh reviewed her a few weeks ago. Both reviews should be enough to let you guys know that Honey is a lovely and sexy Rub gal. To be clear, however, No FS is anywhere on her menu. Nor is BBBL, BBCL, DATY or anything else. Her rules are very strict. But, she does do an incredible and sexy nude BTB rub. She has already developed a fairly decent number of repeat clients at MBS.

I saw Cheyenne recently as well. VERY recently. She looks hotter than ever and her "lips" are looking even "puffier" and more fuckable than ever!

However, as is The Jag's policy, I will wait a few more days until I post my review of her. And no, it will not be a fucking "poem" like my Christmas Poem about her. LOL.

JaguarXF.

Had a chance to experience a little dream trip to Candyland the other day. Was on her side of town the other day and called on short notice and she squeezed me in. Candy is well-known and lived up to her rep as being super-sweet. Only had time for a half-hour but it was 30 minutes of fun. The rub was nothing to right home about but I am sure if I had more time she would have accomodated. She has a fun attitude and is very accomodating. Got there and got comfy, she got comfy too. You can tell she really cares about making you feel good. On the flip, she did a great job taking all of my candy cane deep into the back of her throat (always a cool skill that never gets old). After a while, we saw fireworks and I left very happy. .5 for hh and flipped a tip of the same for the effort. It was a fun time. She is not a clock watcher or an upsell queen. Candy looks like her pics (a little less tan at moment- she is not a spring chicken but in good shape, she smokes but doesn't smell of it, so if this type of gal is in your wheelhouse go see her. I don't think you can go wrong with her positive attitude. I am sure there is more on the menu. She has other great skills not mentioned here but if effort and enthusiasm matter to you she is a good team player. YMMV, have fun.

I still believe in Magic. The former Island Therapy which is now Magic in Altamonte Springs (or is it the other way, I can never remember). This is an AMP. Former home of Jeanne and cici. Happened to be in area the other day and was actually trying for a real massage but some of my usual suspects were MIA. So onto the Magic trick. Popped in and rolled up to door where I was greated by Mona (pronounce MOAN-A), I can't make this up as my vocab and imagination are not nearly as good as Jags. Nice build and fairly young (guess late 20's early 30's), pretty face, AMP scale 8.5/10, body looked like she had played sports maybe gymnastic or soccer as her quads were developed nicely and she had a good butt. Pretty face, smile and hair. Standard .8 for hour, great table shower. Fun began right away. Good connection. After a little rub on back and legs, she quickly moved on top of my back andgot comfortable. On the flip the room was hot so she made herself more comfortable exposing real pretty boobs that were be's at best. Flipped around for some 69 which is where Mona earned her name. Some Russian and BBBJ with some HJ and finally a nice pearl necklace. Sweet ass on this great gal. Loads of fun. Oh after the finish she did a great job of stretching legs and lower back which was really nice and made up for the average massage. Great attitude. She is a keeper for sure. Treat her nice boys. As always YMMV. As I was leaving ran into to a couple of other girls who worked there and they seemed real pretty too. I would say the looks factor is up. Language was not so great but attitude made up for what was lost in translation. Left her .5 for tip and she made a face like she wanted more but was happy (they always want more). Never a bad time at the Magic Shop! Have Fun. -- Dog.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2032172]Gentlemen and Admin.

The Jag just wanted to take this opportunity to express my most sincere and deepest (yes, balls deep) thanks to my venerable brothers for your encouragement, advice and support during my six months on the Board. I also wanted to express my special thanks to the Administrator for reading through my grandiloquent, loquacious and sometimes pontificating reviews of the lovely and sexy providers of Orlando / Tampa / Palm Coast and Brevard County. I always try to adhere to the rules of the Forum and requite myself accordingly. I have been very careful to respect and appreciate the great contributions of my fellow Board brothers. Respect and consideration is the cornerstone of a successful Forum. In addition, the Admin has been generously patient with me and extremely helpful in his guidance and sage advice during these past six months. And, again, I truly thank the Admin for all that he has done for me. It is most appreciated.

Over the past six months I have received nearly 3000 PM's from SM's, Regular Members and Newbies that have thanked me for my excellent reviews. True, I have received one or two PM's from guys that have placed me on their ignore list as well. I can't nor, do I try, to please everyone. I post my reviews and let the Board members decide. Nevertheless, the outpouring of thanks, well wishes and compliments from my brothers here on the Board, both publicly and via PM, has been humbling, indeed. I have received PM's from some of the most revered members of this Board. Those include, but, are not limited to: Old Pumper, Executive Talent, Barolo, Eelctri, Hawkeye (both versions), Original Sin, AcienTone, Montana77, SeXxes, Brevard Newbie, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, WhiskeySours, ILuvWomenII, OliverOil, PinoBoy, Very Slowly (VS), TheeGentleman, Gruglock, Cockalorum, Greens, SC1975, Quilino, TonyElianos, Ukieman, BackJack and ALL of my other awesome Board brothers that have expressed their appreciation for the hard work that I put into my reviews. The Jag is, after all, your humble and loyal servant who is beholden to the Board to write excellent, well written and informative reviews for the members to enjoy. I have been in this hobby for almost 12 years now and I feel so very fortunate that the Admin has established this Forum for me to share my experiences with all of you. I also wanted to thank the hundreds of providers who have allowed The Jag to fill their lusty and cock craving vaginas, faces, tits and assholes with my searing Jag seed. After all, without you gorgeous women, none of this would be possible. Hugs and kisses from The Jag to all my lovely ladies out there.

Finally, to all of my excellent Brothers: The Jag pledges his abiding and solemn affirmation to continue to be a productive and contributing member of this esteemed Board for as long as I am in this cock teasing, ball draining, vag stretching, orgasm inducing hobby of ours.

Sincerely, your humble servant.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Jag,

Congratulations on becoming a SM.

Your reviews and advice are always interesting and useful.

Stay active, safe and happy.

Pic Mike.

Ah, Ocean Spa...I only got to visit once, but it was grand. I knew the quality was not up to OS standards, but I gave the new management a try tonight. Drew "Ah-Mei": Chinese, late 30's or so, decent natural see cups,. Didn't have time for an hour, so got the 30 min with a ts. Shower was fun, right to the boys after the flip. Could tell she was having fun, which is a plus even if they're faking it. So so massage, and a very enthusiastic topless HE at the end. Probably won't repeat as they charge separately for the TS. Total damage .75+.40.