Streetwalker Reports

Or The Old Man Who Can't See...

Instead of thinking of hat jokes for "Earnest" that night, I should have scheduling an eye check...

Now Playing: Sonny Clark Memorial Quartet Band - "Voodoo".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6u3yxosvc[/URL]

Used to be great in the older days. Any change anyone know if its still slightly going on. Always found a few hotties on the church bus bench down from fred M and before turning the corner. Just seeing if anyone has any reports from there.

Thanks all.

[QUOTE=Strecther1;5838265]She started getting flakey about 6 months ago. She is most likely managed as someone else does texts and appts on her TNA number. She is Very business like on that number. SAD.

S1.[/QUOTE]Wow! I moved about a year ago she was a regular. I saw her at least once a week when I needed a good release (CBJ CFS) pussy was a good and hot, tight. Nice lips slides too!! She was super reliable and usually available. She lived with her fella who I saw leave with the dog shortly before I got the all clear txt. Got no indication he was the manager, but.

Times change I guess.

She walks the strip?? Who knew.

Happy hunting.

The NW rip has been dead for decades and you know this. Care to share a story from the glory days of NW? A story when you weren't too busy and actually caught a lick.

I have a few I've shared through the years, your turn.

Derp.

Your post title made me spit parts of my lunch out laughing...

Wednesday Night:

Copilot & I had to drop off an estimate in the North end early evening. Managed one JCB>82nd>Grotto>JCB loop between 6:30>7:30.

Right out of the gate at the Harney bridge was a thin Walking Dead themed brunette WSW in white shorts & zippered to the neck raincoat. All I could see were the numerous bruises on those thin legs. Looked high as fuck all...

The busty raven haired pale WSW from Tuesday's recon was out again in red & black dress & ankle boots near the Madison. Looped around to see her window talking to some silver sedan. Deal not made she headed tree named hoetel direction with silver sedan in RHS lane crawling along insistently pathetic throwing some hail Mary pestering her way. She just about ran into the tree named lot. Did a few concentrated laps in vain to see if she came out again. She did'nt nor did I see her younger & smaller blonde friend who accidentally shared her chips with the copilot from previous night.

During those laps yet another though not near as attractive busty & raven tressed thicker WSW in jean skirt & knee high black boots was walking Bagger's way. Her black leather bustier above loose belly was attracting serious attention. She got scooped on Klickatat. Her customer must have been so distracted by her Russ Meyer straining bustier looks he lost some motor skills when nearly running into me as he turned on 81st. LOL.

One at Bagger's I engaged with was a sturdy dirty blonde WSW in tight jeans, hoodie above ankle boots. Despite some dark circles around her eyes had a nice overall look I found pleasing enough to possibly plunk. We had just started talking across Klickatat until some grey Honda SUV choad stopped between us to talk to her. Waited thirty seconds & since I hate blocking that particular street, self-aborted & just turned South...

Last seen was at Sunny pawn where the meh mixed or BSW unnatural redhead was again advancing her belief that mom jeans & sneakers are an attractive fashion choice. At least the Sunny fluorescent lights weren't on yet.

Normal amounts of PPD SUV out.

Recon Soundtrack: Gram Parson's Tribute Concert July 10 2004 Universal Amphitheatre, LA. An all-star celebration including Steve Earle, John Doe, Lucinda Williams, Norah Jones, Keith Richards & guitar god James Burton that I had the privilege to attend. You might even spot my evil ex & a younger Zavi (LOL) in the audience shots.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD1EFpbO4n4[/URL]

Thursday Night:

Had brought some extra split walnut & kindling to fishing partners for his fire pit. Hung out having a beer & letting the pups play while we shot the shit about our next Salmon outing. Left a little after 10:30 & hit the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper until about 11:45.

First seen at Walgreen hedges was a younger thick long haired brunette BSW or mixed with glasses wearing a multi colored matching shorts & top.

Sunny had a duo of non-descript BSW both in black pants & tops. One had accessorized with a cat ear black cap. Both rated a meh...yet no real cottage cheese seen...so that's a plus I guess.

Bagger's had a couple out...

A spinner LSW in pink dress & streaked shoulder length hair. She got scooped fairly quickly.

The busty young PAWG brunette with the pretty face was in black shorts working that wide ass & thighs for the discerning hogging enthusiast. Another who got scooped almost as fast as the LSW.

What really caught my eyes attention was some black dreaded dude had started a campfire at the 82nd entrance of 304 convenience store. Was about to call it in as it looked 'kinda stupid close to the plywood yet before I hit Fremont a couple of PFD engines came roaring up Sandy hill....those darn crazy criddlers...

Madison revealed nothing except BSW "Purple Eggplant" in what looked like a pink onesie.

Sandy upper around Tony's had pot belly showing porcine brunette WSW. No need to look closer & she was my first yawn of the night...

As if I haven't suffered enough tonight last one seen was the chunky & homely long blonde haired mixed or BSW in ass cheek prominent blue shorts & ankle boots at Sandy 7-11 light. Yawns intensified...

Called it for the night & headed for the barn.

Light PPD SUV out. Two Clackamas at Southern border.

Recon Soundtrack: Muhal Richard Abrams Orchestra "The Hearinga Suite" followed by The Herbie Nichols Project "Strange City".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-xP-MfUZI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wic6suXSAQ[/URL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWq5u_SG-zA

Safe recons & life.

I know its been dead since they remodeled the Fred Meyer and kind of cleaned up the area. Used to be ok on 10th near the old church. I just like to stay off the wonderufl 82nd most of the time as it just seems to draw bad things and badder people. Hi risk for sometimes not a lot of reward. I have had good luck there and other places over the years. Just being alert to your surroundings and watching the girls walking is fun. I am getting pickier and slective, Other off beat areas sometimes yield the Normal girl who just needs some extra cash, not the drama queens and rip off girls of the 82nd area.

That said. I had meet a few that became regulars on Couch street. But sadly it has been gone and not on my path much. I am always hoping it would come back.

It takes energy to be up the hill. Shit flows down hill and as we all know. Burnside and the river is the bottom. Sandy and 82 is down hill also.

Cheers Keep up the great posts I love them.

Was headed home. Around 6 Thought I would run up the hill off sandy. Well. At sandy and 82 ncd at the 7-11 wow 5 squad cars went up the hill and across the street from Popeye's Another 3 police cars with tape up. I guess we will read about it in the paper. Last night around 11 I was headed home. Cruised strip Came off 84 to the 82 exit went south. At the sunny mart Three rather large WSW girls nothing to write about. , I had the window cracked some. And as the night air was still I could smell the hooker perfume on the girls. Never smelled that before. They all must of used that same perfume.

At stark turned around the block to go north bound. All three girls dissipated Poor guys must of been pretty hard up to pick up these girls.

Further down the bottom of the hill area near LS tires was a skinny BSW not my type and smelled of drama. Further down to the boarded up 7-11 It was a flurry of activity. On the McD side on the corner was a nice looking red headed skinny white girl. Bare legs bare midriff long hair. She looked totally too good to be true but was dressed in full on hooker attire. Not any attempt to be discrete. I was super tired and just passing thru sadly. Early very busy day at work. Both the other girls on the side with the 7 11 were looking good. I hate to shop in the dark. I tend to do my pickings during the day when you can see which Fugly is potentially going to cause you problems.

Happy days are longer now and warmer. No more stiff nipples.

Later dudes and dudetts.

ZJ- have you noticed Shitlock Walking with another fresh off the Eugene turnip truck Walker? Two times this week I've seen them. Witnessed it ZJ?

With my birthday falling over the weekend as always was planning to ignore it...

Unless I'm going fishing or working. It's the one day of the year where I'm certain all I want to do is pull the fucking covers up over my head until the day has passed...

My tetchiness on that particular topic doesn't fly with my favorite regular & though she had some Sunday afternoon plans with her roommate. We (she) already made plans for quick Saturday night & then a more relaxed Sunday barbecue overnight.

What I didn't count on was my second favorite regular finding out about the day. Late Friday afternoon her text came in wishing me well & she invited herself over Friday night if I'd pick her up at work at 8:00. So, never quite got it together for a Friday night recon before picking Dania up...

Low key like early celebration with her sexy ass self with main highlight being another warrior woman birthday morning BBBJWS before she had to go to work (not diminishing previous evenings salaciousness). The day was shaping up...

Saturday Night:

After that good start to the day + making headway on spring yard/garden/house cleanup topped it off with a copilot walk along with a short nap. I finally headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 10:00>11:30. Soon realized into first lap just wasn't much into 82nd this evening. My street rhythm was off & was bored...

Already out, I pressed on hoping the object of my night affections would get off early. As it turned out didn't get the "fifteen minute warning Zavi" text until after 11:30. Made me wish I'd brought a cocktail...

In no particular order...

JCB>Stark was empty all night.

WSW Earnest Hemingway was sitting all night mid-block across from the Stark Chevron in jeans, dark sunglasses & that straw hat. While I'm still not sure of the original chromosomes. I do think some 5150 is in the mix. She never moved from that location all night despite one or two interested cars seen talking her up from 82nd.

Oregon & Sunny area revealed a few BSW or mixed...

One or two more BSW of the cottage cheese walking potato crowd squadron that I didn't get a good look at. Not that I put any effort into them...

The meh mixed or BSW redhead was prowling around in tie dyed tights. Wasn't much (if any) of an improvement on her usual mom jeans.

One younger mixed or BSW in longer white dress with hair in a bun. Seen her before & she is pleasant enough looking. Plain yet pleasant enough isn't enough for me recently...

Baggers had some of the orbiting McFlurrie crowd, though for a prime time Saturday night was somewhat subdued for once. None of that sucking up like a manic teenage Marvel fan in the presence of their favorite superhero irritating vibe I get most evenings...

Quite a few out had started up the beauty queen waving at all advertising that was so prevalent last year. Some advice ladies...there likely is few males within seventy five miles who doesn't know why you're out there. No reason to wildly wave at all...good eye contact or a smile will suffice...

The busty raven haired pale WSW from Wednesday's recon was getting scooped at 304 store back entrance. Looked good in black & white striped dress & ankle boots. Never appeared again...

One thicker BSW in open black coat showing off some jiggly & massive orbs with some over the top false eyelashes. When she bought those lashes I'm positive the packaging had to have read "Goliath Spider".

The previously spotted pretty faced PAWG younger busty brunette was out in some black like onesie outfit. Despite the sweet innocent looking face, still cannot get past those thighs & ass width.

Another onesie wearing mixed or BSW, younger with lighter hair in patterned onesie showing off some seriously obvious pussy print. That prominent print was hanging out like the wind chimes at your grandma's house.

Nothing seen on Sandy upper...back to sucking.

At Sandy hill ran the abysmal trifecta of...

The chunky & homely long blonde haired mixed or BSW in ass cheek homemade jean thong shorts & ankle boots. To top the sighting off she was bending over for some reason as I passed. I'm sure attracting or catching flies in those exposed ass cheeks wasn't part of her wardrobe plans for the evening...

Waddler WSW Denthead idiotically waving at all. Now I really wish I had brought that drink with me...

Some older spun 5150 WSW brunette in jeans & white flowing top walking downhill in the slow lane. I'd ignored her frantic waving earlier & guess that was her way of making sure this time I didn't...the only recognition she got from me was a long lean on horn...had to pull around her as she refused to move from lane. Make me wish I had a locomotive cowcatcher installed...

Last spotted was at Baggers where a sturdy WSW redhead in pinkish dress & ankle boots had joined the beauty queen wavers. Nice hair with bangs, smile & close to cute despite some belly. I know I talked to her last year & passed. Since seen her off & on when the travelling 304 comes through town. She's just not the redhead I'm seeking in my ginger hued dreams...

The text I needed came in as I was heading downtown. Due to her work exhaustion & my general malaise was somewhat lackluster date for the first time despite our best efforts. We shrugged it off to our long familiarity & caught a good night's sleep. It happens even with the best of them...

Light PPD SUV on all ends. No Clackamas seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young Some random discs from "Archives Volume One" disc 1 & 5.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U93V_0-qX9Q[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hE5w-2sz-w[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W0jWUuzb0s[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbga0fe5iMg[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

With her roommate picking her up in the morning I had most of Sunday to myself. Watched the 2nd 2022 round of F1, then decided to take copilot up to 1000 acres for long hike for us both along with usual Sandy swim for her.

Coming back from hike grabbed a quick Sandy>82nd>JCB on the way home at 4:30+-. I'm still of the mind that Sunday afternoons can be good recon times. Depending on your perspective today might have been one...

Sandy hill>high school had a few out...

Just South of the Madison was 30's WSW darker brunette with shoulder length curly or possibly permed hair. In an orange dress & sandals she looked somewhat weary with nice form overall. Done worse...

At the Fremont 76 a PAWG Yogi & Boo Boo duo were out in all the usual fripperies for a pleasant Sunday stroll.

Boo Boo was the shorter & lesser attractive of the two. I'd seen out before & was showing off her wide ass & overbite in off white dress & ankle boots below her frosted dirty blonde hair.

Compared to Boo Boo, Yogi was the better looking of the pair despite some butterface. A taller shoulder length redhead & tight red dress & black ankle boots showing off a sturdy shape. Never seen her before.

Bagger's hocked up one thicker seriously ugly LSW (?) type in short purple outfit. Covered in various chest to toe tattoos she scarily grinned directly at me while aiming that twerking bruise & divot laden lumpy ass & thighs at truck as I passed. Needed to scrub my eyeballs clean after exposing them to that heave-inducing nugget. Fucking yeech...

At high school park young LSW Lowwider Two was heading North in longish flowered dress. Her ass & thighs may be wide, but at least she doesn't need Bondo.

Sunny & arts center wall were empty...

Just past the Glisan car wash at Everett spotted a Panama hat. I thought was ASW (?) Earnest Hemingway & my curiosity got the better of me. Dark haired with red lipstick & wearing loose black pants & top with same dark shades. Confirmed she wasn't the same creepy looking one seen a week ago at Hong Phat. This one was the same one parked across from Stark Chevron Saturday night. Couldn't tell race or prevalent chromosome with those shades on yet her smile seemed promising with those red lips. So, either my cognitive abilities are in a steeper decline than I realize. Or Panama like hats are making a comeback...

Empty until the barn where the copilot & I came home to yoga & spa day refreshed Merry baking some oatmeal raisin cookies looking all barefoot domestic slutty fuckable in simple clingy skirt & braless tank top. I heard my dick sing out loud while the copilot drooled about the cookies. An excellent barbecue was had on patio & she threw down with some sexy lingerie later in the night. One last draining this morning before bringing her home today this afternoon. Maybe birthdays aren't that bad after all...

Wasn't paying too much attention to PPD SUV Sunday though I remember a few.

Also be careful out there as Sunday evening there was another fatal shooting at Milton area. Third since January, police presence is going to be strong there for awhile...

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse at The Cow Palace October 22 1978. Years ago, I pulled the complete show audio from the "Rust Never Sleeps" DVD & burned to discs. One of his many shows I caught in my years in the Bay Area. I used to have the "Rust A Vision" glasses they passed out at show that night. Now that I think of it, those glasses could come in handy on the worst of 82nd nights. Neil & the Horse were so fucking loud that night. I swear even louder than when I caught The Who at same venue.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/giBifbs0hM6q/

Safe recons & life.

PS to Rammer...

Haven't seen Shitlock out since pre pandemic +-.

[QUOTE=Strecther1;5838265]She started getting flakey about 6 months ago. She is most likely managed as someone else does texts and appts on her TNA number. She is Very business like on that number. SAD.

S1.[/QUOTE]Is lovlylayla23 on tna the same person as workingmans best friend? Or is it a different Layla?

[QUOTE=TryHard;5846206]Is lovlylayla23 on tna the same person as workingmans best friend? Or is it a different Layla?[/QUOTE]They are both the same.

S1.

[QUOTE=Strecther1;5846414]They are both the same..[/QUOTE]Good god she gave great head.

Yesterday (Tuesday) at 7 pm saw the undercover suv pull over a truck after a pick-up near Baggers. Be careful out there.

That whole area is on Blast. Live to fight another day is my philosophy. Even when it's clear, early, late, whatever I pass. Generally not out there for those Hookerish GPS Sisikoyou houseplants. Desire the PTish non Toad like Whitegirls along the length of the Blade.

[QUOTE=Lshulkcb;5849069]Yesterday (Tuesday) at 7 pm saw the undercover suv pull over a truck after a pick-up near Baggers. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]