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[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1255296]Any idea who this nut bar is or why they would decide to send me some random ranting PM about my gut?

{Bobaloo2-Maybe you should stop guzzling beer and start doing some sit ups like that pic worth your fat ass gut blowin in the breeze tim allen laughed about that for a week here a hint if you hang from a bar from the ceiling you might look like your not a over weight dwarf and honestly achol not doing nothing for your face either looking way older Madison J had a personal trainer 6 days a week for 2 yrs you should try it good day SHAMOO LOL Your a riot by the way your tan lines with a g string real tacky just like all that beer you swig}

I'm clueless on this one! I've been off the grid for a while now and am baffled by the PM's this person is sending me. Someone must be off their meds.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]Is this photo of me showing my tan lines while wearing a white thong "real tacky" as Bobaloo2 suggested? I just want to make sure and NEVER post another photo that might be offensive to the eyes of the board. I was also curious if the other pic was the photo of my "gut blowing in the breeze" that Tim Allen laughed about for a week. I'm not sure. By the way, Tim Allen sent me a PM saying he had no idea what Bobaloo2 was talking about. Once again I will say, someone is off their meds. C Note 2- I have no intentions of engaging in a flame war and my list of suspects only has ONE name on it and SHE knows who she is. We ALL know who it is! That person should have spent more time with a tutor than a trainer. LOL. Bygones.

Kisses,

Melissa

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa;1256311]Is this photo of me showing my tan lines while wearing a white thong "real tacky" as Bobaloo2 suggested? I just want to make sure and NEVER post another photo that might be offensive to the eyes of the board.[/QUOTE]Hell no, those pics are near perfect. The only complaint I (had) was they were too dark, so I lightened them up for you so we can get a better view.

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Sweet Melissa I need that thong to make sure it receives the proper treatment Will chew on it for a little while like a day or two.

I need to give you a licking BC style.

BC

[QUOTE=Banger Hard; 1256392]Hell no, those pics are near perfect. The only complaint I (had) was they were too dark, so I lightened them up for you so we can get a better view.

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They weren't too dark. If you look at mine you can still see the detail in the slats of the white blinds. You took it too light and made the window look like a big white blur. I'm not mad at you though. I'm glad you liked the photos. I thought they were spectacular but I guess I need to be reassured.

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1256311]Is this photo of me showing my tan lines while wearing a white thong "real tacky" as Bobaloo2 suggested? I just want to make sure and NEVER post another photo that might be offensive to the eyes of the board. I was also curious if the other pic was the photo of my "gut blowing in the breeze" that Tim Allen laughed about for a week. I'm not sure. By the way, Tim Allen sent me a PM saying he had no idea what Bobaloo2 was talking about. Once again I will say, someone is off their meds. C Note 2- I have no intentions of engaging in a flame war and my list of suspects only has ONE name on it and SHE knows who she is. We ALL know who it is! That person should have spent more time with a tutor than a trainer. LOL. Bygones.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]The clown can just shut up. Let your clients decide what is sexy and don't worry about that lurker.

Concrete

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1256523]BH,

They weren't too dark. If you look at mine you can still see the detail in the slats of the white blinds. You took it too light and made the window look like a big white blur.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I didn't even notice that there were windows or blinds in those pics. I Must have been looking at something else I guess.

How about a compromise. Enough blinds to satisfy those who like blinds, and enough of, well you know.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1256822]How about a compromise. Enough blinds to satisfy those who like blinds, and enough of, well you know.[/QUOTE]LOL.

Only thing I see wrong with pic is my head is not between the cheeks. Glock reckon you can arange that. LOL.

BC

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1256311]Is this photo of me showing my tan lines while wearing a white thong "real tacky" as Bobaloo2 suggested?

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]I don't know who Bobaloo is either, though I suspect that you're correct about it being Madison (she never could manage to comprehend the distinction between your and you're) but I do agree with his / her assessment of your beer gut and your alcoholism affecting your face. Fat girls, getting fatter!

How are you guys doing with the non-pro seen if there even is one. I can't find anything in memphis. Couple years ago I met a young stripper out of patnum rose who even though was stripping truly was a non-pro. I would just give her a couple dollars and she would spend the entire night with me, and we did EVERYTHING. It was great. Non-pros are always the best when you can get them. They don't advertise like an escort or charge ecort prices cause they need clients but want to stay unknown. St louis has some superstars that I have found, LA seems to be a great place to, and I'm guessing Atlanta also. But haven't quite cracked the code in memphis. It looks like areas with lots of expensive colleges are the best, I wonder whats going on in Nashville.

Craigslist always gives me a bunch of spam, I've tried posting ads but they never show up. I know they are out there cause girls who are in the game always seem to find girls to bring into the game. I met a lovely one through black angel one time, didn't last long cause she always wanted to do more than I did. I know of guys in St louis who hit the college campuses up and meet them like that or stop them in a supermarket and somehow take it there which I find bold as hell. I met one who I knew was into the game on sugardaddie. Com cause another poster had already had her, she didn't know that I knew that and never mentioned it, she was actually looking for a relationship, I took advantage of it and got some good free sex for awhile but just could see myself actually making her my girl knowing who was just with her.

Anyone have good insight on the non-pro seen in memphis I wouldn't mind some advise.

These are just usually the cheapest best looking girlas who provide the most

BC.

Now that is ALL woman! I know that you can't eat THAT much. I've been to breakfast with you. LOL

Chica Luv

[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1256411]Sweet Melissa I need that thong to make sure it receives the proper treatment Will chew on it for a little while like a day or two.

I need to give you a licking BC style.

BC[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glockman;1256822]How about a compromise. Enough blinds to satisfy those who like blinds, and enough of, well you know.[/QUOTE]I have to get back into town for a round of that!

[QUOTE=Nomadic1; 1257076]Anyone have good insight on the non-pro seen in memphis I wouldn't mind some advise.

These are just usually the cheapest best looking girlas who provide the most[/QUOTE]Sonic girls always seem to be good bets for me. The ones that come to the car to deliver the food. Very easy to talk into extras, and almost always non-pro. Lots of luck recently in walgreens parking lots. Look for early 20's women waiting on a ride after picking up prescriptions for kids (you can pick out the ones I'm talking about because they walk out into the parking lot, then go back and stand outside the entrance off to the side waiting for whoever their ride is). I avoid students just because it takes too much work to sort out the sluts from the teases, plus they want to talk too much anyway. Anyplace that has a dollar menu is a good place to look also. McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King (those places look for the girls sitting outside eating, or alone in the back corner). I don't bother the workers because they are usually too greasy and have nosey co-workers that make it hard to have the "how do you like my dick' talk.

Memphis is FULL of non-pros, just have to get the approach down. Women driving older model cars that look clean are good to hit up at gas stations. You can see right away that they are struggling but still trying to take care of what they have. If the car is too beat up or trashed out, they are just lazy pigs and if their cars stinks just imagine what the pussy smells like.

Anyway, good hunting!

[QUOTE=Banger Hard; 1257497]Sonic girls always seem to be good bets for me. The ones that come to the car to deliver the food. Very easy to talk into extras, and almost always non-pro. Lots of luck recently in walgreens parking lots. Look for early 20's women waiting on a ride after picking up prescriptions for kids (you can pick out the ones I'm talking about because they walk out into the parking lot, then go back and stand outside the entrance off to the side waiting for whoever their ride is). I avoid students just because it takes too much work to sort out the sluts from the teases, plus they want to talk too much anyway. Anyplace that has a dollar menu is a good place to look also. McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King (those places look for the girls sitting outside eating, or alone in the back corner). I don't bother the workers because they are usually too greasy and have nosey co-workers that make it hard to have the "how do you like my dick' talk.

Memphis is FULL of non-pros, just have to get the approach down. Women driving older model cars that look clean are good to hit up at gas stations. You can see right away that they are struggling but still trying to take care of what they have. If the car is too beat up or trashed out, they are just lazy pigs and if their cars stinks just imagine what the pussy smells like.

Anyway, good hunting![/QUOTE]That is good info. I have always been too afraid to approach like that though. Might be worth a shot though.

Concrete

[QUOTE=Concrete2; 1257644]That is good info. I have always been too afraid to approach like that though. Might be worth a shot though.

Concrete[/QUOTE]Chatlines like Qu est use to be filled with non-pros. A couple of years ago, Cat Daddy, OneTime, and I use to dream of Candy off Winchester, she had a face like a beauty queen, body like a model, skills of a porn star, and 420 friendly. I long for those days.