Pretty Girls Massage Spa Irving Park Rd
I haven't been to AMP for long time so I decided to give it a try. I usually go to Heavenly Massage. I have been to different locations and they do give very good professional massage, however they do not do anything extra. I went to Pretty Girls Massage Spa on Irving Park Rd. The door fee was.6 for hour of massage and.1 for the TS. She (don't know her name, about mid or late 40) took me to the room and ask me if I want the TS now. I told her I would get it after the massage (not sure if I made the mistake to take the TS after the massage) and she told me to lay down on the bed. It was the worse massage I got. She would just rub her hand from the shoulder to leg. It was just the rub not a massage. I didn't care since I didn't really come for the massage. On the flip, I ask her if she does extra and her reply was no she does not do that. After the massage I went to the other room for the TS. Even at the TS nothing. Has anybody been to this place and got extra? Hopefully FS.
I miss Peaking Spa. I know its far from Chicago but they did good job. The door fee was.6 for hour for ok massage and 1. For the FS. I called the Peaking Spa and the number was no longer in service. Does anybody know if they change the number or move to different location?
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I know this is my first post but I hope I can get some AMP and could post here with the good experience.
Detention at The School....
Hello,
Long time lurker, 2nd post...
Anyways, I've hit plenty of AMPs in the previous years, but have kept the majority of my escapades to Ogden Avenue venues... Decided to hit the School a couple months back, and had a decent time.
I had the itch the other night around 2AM, and the School advertises of Craigslist that they're open til 5am. The last time I went was around that time, but on a weekend. This was on a weekday... I think it was Monday.
I called and asked if the tantric included a shower, and the oriental woman on the other end said "no". I really wanted to see what this was all about, but she told me it wasn't currently available. Anyways, the appointment was set for about a half hour, and I drove over there.
Parking in front, I walked up, and the lights were off and the door was locked. I just about blew a gasket. I called, and the same girl answered, and told me to park around back and go to the back. It sounded like I woke her up. So, I drove around, parked on the side street, and walked in back to find a tiny parking lot. The door was cracked open, and I knocked. A voice told me to come in, and the place was pretty dark.
I was greeted by May, who seemed to be more interested in anything but me. I went in the room, dropped my .7 and disrobed. She asked if I wanted a table shower, which I confirmed. She then said "Uh... no.. not tonite. You want Steam Shower?" I was kind of miffed. Half the fun is the table shower.
I settled for the steam shower. It was nice and clean, but completely self service. She left me there to scrub myself, and also dry myself. This bothered me too.
I went back in the room, and she half-heartedly wiped a couple wet spots off of me. She then made the typical comments/jokes about the chicks tattooed on my arms and back that they all make, but with no real fake enthusiasm. (If you're an ex-serviceman with the typical tattoos, you know what I'm talking about). The massage started, and I relaxed. I will say that it was a thorough massage. She spent a lot of time on my legs and on my back. As she finished, I anticipated that typical light finger-grazing that they all do, but nothing.
On the flip, she massaged my legs well, and I could see her face. She had the most uninspired look that I had ever seen. I was so put off by it that I didn't even care about a handshake at this point. No conversation, (not thaat I wanted her life story anyways) no enthusiasm and no energy. She kept working right around lil Craig, but didn't graze him. She then gave the signal after putting my hand on her, and proceeded to get to work. I asked if she'd put the top down on the convertable, so to speak, and she said no. After asking if I'd give a good tip, she popped one puppy out to play with. The entire time she was motionless (Other than her arm) and had the most uninspiring look on her face. At this point I wanted it to be over with... due to the lack of interest from me and her, it took longer, and wasn't that sensational when I popped.
She cleaned me up, and I tossed .4 on the table. She got pissy, so I threw another .05 down and let myself out.
Overall, it was awkward.. the late night back door, refusal of table shower, and most mechanical HE that I've ever experienced short of a stop in Tennessee a few years ago.
Looks 4
Massage 7-8
Shower 1
HE 3
I'll stick to Odgen Ave. I know a provider there who is always happy to see me, and is genuinely kind. If they don't want to provide proper service that late at the School, they shouldn't advertise it being open til 5AM.