Joyce. One of the oddest, but satisfactory, sessions I have ever had
After reading reviews in the past about Joyce, I had added her to my 'to do' list. Today I saw she was nearby and decided to pay her a visit.
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Her pictures are a decent representation but are not her. I asked and she said 'close'. I met her at an extended visit hotel out in the Dulles area. She had a very nice attitude and gave a warm hug at the door while coping a feel to make sure I wasn't LE. I dropped the donation and got comfortable while she removed her dress and revealed a really nice body (her face was average). She has me lay back on the bed and this is were things get odd. She sniffs my crotch and announces 'clean' and then takes a mister bottle and sprays junior. She then wipes him off with a paper towel. I mentioned something a bit less corse would be nice but I doubt she understood. She then hands me a medical exam glove. Now I am a bit confused which she must have read from my face so she instructs me to put it on and "put fingers in p*ssy". I was like, really??
She straddles my face and starts a BBJ and again reminds me why I have the glove. LOL. I figure what the hell and play along. She seemed to enjoy the foreplay and got pretty wet. Her BBJ was a different technique. One I haven't encountered before. It felt good but it wasn't a rhythm that you would ever get off from. Which I guess is a good thing. After a while she jumps up, wraps junior and starts riding CG and RCG. It was a great view as she has a terrific ass. I then want to control this a bit so switch to mish and K9 for a nice finish.
The weirdness isn't over though. She takes the wrapper off and doesn't seem convinced I've finished as I am not a huge shooter. She turns the cover almost inside out and starts sniffing it again and again asking me if I'm sure I cum. Like. No, I'm not sure?
Anyways, I probably will repeat. For a $. 2 hh it was worth the trip. Next time I'll know she's a bit quirky.
To use a scales seen here before, I'd give her a 5/7/8/8 (face, body, service, attitude).
I guess maybe she didn't understand the question
[QUOTE=Zhuxi;2193458]Glad you had a good time, Joyce is an excellent provider. I have to disagree however, I don't think my eyes are that bad. Those photos are definitely her, just maybe some years ago. I've seen her several times.
Zhuxi.[/QUOTE]Yeah, was pretty unsure myself. That why I asked her. The 'Close' response was hers not mine.
Either way, she was a great provider.
BG.
Notorious "Bad Housewife"
Her BP ad posted Saturday morning at 8:31 AM. I came across it and called at 8:45. She answered I'm shocked! Before I can get a world out she tells me she is busy and to call back after 12. I did not.
Whole thing struck me as odd.
If you're able to get an appt with Bridgette, she will not disappoint
[QUOTE=Aragorn;2194808]Her BP ad posted Saturday morning at 8:31 AM. I came across it and called at 8:45. She answered I'm shocked! Before I can get a world out she tells me she is busy and to call back after 12. I did not.
Whole thing struck me as odd.[/QUOTE]I've seen Bridgette / BadHousewife several times and her level of service is head and shoulders above the vast majority of BP providers (check the oThER site for details). She doesn't post an ad every day so when she does she can book up quickly. She also has other business ventures (legit) going which keep her busy.
If you're able to coordinate schedules with her, I highly recommend a visit. And, no matter how busy she is, once the session starts the time is all about you and she will never rush.