Streetwalker Reports

Saw the WSW Sarah lookalike coming up the Sandy grade. Have noticed her pattern of West side Walk, park at 7-11, stroll to Glenhaven, cross to Eastside of street, stroll to McFlurries. Caught her at Subway. Perfect parking lot car barriers, motioned into car as she exited Subway, lickety-split. Handshake and the GPS proceeded. Quoted 2 bills immediately. Countered with 80 FS 1/2 1/2. It almost didn't happen but she came down out of the clouds.

Never got her name, but she did resemble Bitchy Sarah, only Brunette. Perfect amount of shape. Lots of Baby fat. Not Baby fat from being a Mom. Just a hot girl, Covid chubby, with curves. Pretty decent lay, didn't like her nails, too Tyrone for me.

BBBJCFSCOB.

Also saw Shitlock back out around the Art Lofts.

The copilot & I found ourselves out & about on a copilot related supply chain issue that Amazon had failed to solve, so one JCB>82nd>Sandy upper run between 8:00>9:30+- between a couple stops...

Empty until Baggers...

The thin long young vacuous redhead LSW from Tuesday was out. She'd changed up her look to short jacket skin tight red jeans & heels. I knew she was hella' thin yet tonight those pants really emphasized just how Auschwitz like she is. I can't believe I'm saying this, but she really is too skinny...

One possible older WSW dark brunette in jeans & jacket. Never got the best look with her long hair in her face. She could have gone either way...

Madison had the BSW "Purple Eggplant" in blue shorts & mask...yawn...

Sandy Hill had thick mixed long blonde haired ugly sort in black leather mini & blue jacket reminding me that at the tail end of every horse...

Sandy upper went back to sucking...wasn't surprised...

Sunny area at Pacific was all fucked up traffic wise with new overhead traffic light installation. I got caught in it for a few good minutes. As we waited a cuteish younger WSW brunette in jeans & beanie walked by & gave me a quick I'm available shy look. Backtracked around block as soon as I could to nothing. She had that that desirable doe in the headlights low key newbie girl next door look...

Empty until Glenwood where the long haired blonde PAWG frequenting the South was testing the design limits of her blue patterned tights...yawns came on strong...

Thought about another loop yet deciding it was still too early & supply chain annoyed headed for the damn barn.

A couple PPD SUV spotted in the hour.

Recon Soundtrack: Black 47 - "Home of the Brave". Was privileged once to catch them in NYC at Paddy O Reilly's back in December 96'.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_ZEzdlteY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXlBBcv-kaQ[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTlIqTlZpTg&list=PLYwfYGziz-_3psP_ey9eIHJHndsCwHrma&index=4[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MchhvZ1EhrQ&list=PLYwfYGziz-_3psP_ey9eIHJHndsCwHrma&index=12[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6gLCdMV60Y&list=PLYwfYGziz-_3psP_ey9eIHJHndsCwHrma&index=16[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

I've been reading Zavi and Rammer's reports for about a year now, but I don't live very close to the area, and when I'm in Portland I usually have a date or other business to attend to. HOWEVER, the other day I drove down the Blade. I thought to myself, "will I see what they see?" And sure enough, at about 5:30 pm, this last Sunday I saw a Latina chick in high heal boots with tight capri's, purse and walking fairly slow. Immediately after spotting her I saw a cop coming from the other direction. That's my report bros!!

I don't have a place to take them, but I want to do it again! Yeah!

Was out supporting my local community Friday morning around noon on "the blade".

Saw some cutoff jeans turned into booty shorts. From a distance they looked nice. Pulled into the neighborhood to turn around, no middle of the road uturns, I'm learning LOL.

Rolled up on the sexy looking WSW. Couldn't see her face, she had one of those hunting beanies on. A black one with ear flaps that covered her face well.

Got closer and quickly realized that this girl wasnt so much of a gem LOL. Smiled and waved, then left LOL. Didn't let her in although she pulled on the handle. She looked high and drugged up and I did not want to deal with her extra drama bootay. Next one LOL.

Saw a bootay shorts wearin BSW by the boarded up madison 7-11. Are they renovating that one or sonething? Seems like all the 82nd 7-11 are being shutdown for some reason.

I've learned that the 7-11 hoes may look better than the rest of the crop. But they always asking for 1. 5 or some ridiculous ask.

In my mind I'm thinking, in what world would I pay that dumb ask? You a street hoe not some top shelf treat. These bitches must dream some dreams an wakeup thinkin they princesses or sumthin.

Just saw them 2 hoes. Not much at 11 am-12 pm on Friday.

Still searching for that unicorn hoe to turn into a wife, I've heard rumors of her and I know she exists. I just know it down in my bones.

Damn. Yesterday was the third time I've seen Sarah #30 get roughed up by her Tyrone. I wish the worst for that ten-speed riding Toad piece of shit. Needs to be peeled back.

With a springer trip #2 planned for Saturday morning the only plans I had for Friday night were to sleep. Realizing for some reason that wasn't going to happen thought some recons might solve my insomnia. Loaded up the copilot & hit JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 10:15>12:15.

Empty at Sunny...

Empty at Baggers. Well..minus its namesake...

First spotted was on Upper Sandy at 110th murder market. An almost thick late twenties early thirties short haired blonde WSW in pink & black dress above fuck me boots. Nice tits & ass. Also thick on Sandy was PPD SUV & both the red & silver undercover SUV. They were fucking everywhere...parked on side streets...quartering the whole area...

Heading back to 82nd at Sandy hill one chunkster blonde WSW in track pants belly shirt broadcasting her belly. She was carrying multiple bags & was likely very interested in some room help for the night. There's those much wanted yawns...

Baggers still deserted...

Just passing Oregon was long raven haired trim early thirtyish WSW dressed all ninja like in tight black pants, sleeveless & tight black tank top showing off her tight form above ankle boots. Despite her vaguely pugilist face I looped around to catch her at pawn shop along with an attack of the mini vans with the same desins on her Jewish princess turned look. Threaded my way through that clusterfuck & headed South.

All the way to JCB Sandy again was abandoned of available ass. Recon was having the desired effect so headed South again...

WSW waddler Denthead had plopped herself at Sunny corner looking like a retarded Bizarro world magenta haired Dale Evans with her cowboy boot wearing & skirt ensemble...laughed & yawned all @ once...

Last seen was at Hong Phat where this creepy looking older (ASW in jeans grey jacket & jaunty straw Panama hat made it very clear she was working. LOL. There's a hat joke in there somewhere but I'm coming up blank...

Sufficiently boredom coma enough to catch that elusive sleep was home at 12:15 & managed almost six hours of sleep until my wakeup call. Launched at 7:30 all gore texted up in the chilly drizzle along with two wet copilots that couldn't resist charging a few geese swimming near the boat ramp. Even won my 20.00 back from last weekend right about the time the sun came out...

Never spotted a PPD SUV on 82nd until end of evening where one was assisting Clackamas with a felony traffic stop near border.

No recons this evening with Dania overnight planned after she gets off work in a bit...

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry "Childish Things" followed by "Saint Mary of the Woods".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szclr2caFG8[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_t_G42VHFg[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5831312]Damn. Yesterday was the third time I've seen Sarah #30 get roughed up by her Tyrone. I wish the worst for that ten-speed riding Toad piece of shit. Needs to be peeled back.[/QUOTE]No Shit? You actually watched it go down? I don't know if I could tolerate that.

I laughed way to hard at Dale Evans. And I should get my eyes checked. I thought Famous Amos was a WSW. I'm morbidly curious about that one. If she sticks around I propose her nickname to be Ernest Hemingway.

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WSW waddler Denthead had plopped herself at Sunny corner looking like a retarded Bizarro world magenta haired Dale Evans with her cowboy boot wearing & skirt ensemble...laughed & yawned all @ once...

Last seen was at Hong Phat where this creepy looking older (ASW in jeans grey jacket & jaunty straw Panama hat made it very clear she was working. LOL. There's a hat joke in there somewhere but I'm coming up blank...

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On Friday night. Headed home. On sandy in the upper numbers is a pink short dressed girl with legs and black tall boots Certainly drawing attention with the most I AM A HOOKER outfit. To quote a famous comedian. If I was dressed like a cop. I would expect to be doing cop things. But if a girl dresses like a hooker. I expect her to be doing hooker things. That said. When I got to the front of her to see the face. Well it was the worst old lady and I mean old. Holly geebers. Thought it was Hi ll ary CL in T on in a poor dress. F me. Burnt out my eyes and I am still having night mares.

On the bright side. Her dress was a pink as an 18 year old virgins pussy should be. For all I know. She might of been a hard core meth head and was only 24 years old. But never the less. I stepped on the gas. And LEFT.

Sat morning. A girl was near the lower 105th and was walking in front of the old B of A bank. Looked passable. Middle aged to mid 30's but I did not have time.

Hang in there Weather lady says it supposed to be 70 Tuesday. With the drizzle right now. Who the hell knows.

Stay safe out there.

Seemed a tad unnatural to skip my pre date recon ritual on Saturday night but with fishing & resultant cleanup I'd run out of time before my evenings rendezvous. Another sultry evening between bookending our fresh springer dinner fire & candle light dinner. I emptied my four day backup in that sweet & very willing girl four times Saturday>Sunday. Best of both worlds on Sunday as she had to work & I got to watch replay of the opening F1 season race + catch the quick nap that I missed yesterday.

Dropped Dania off at 10:30 & before I could broach the subject she mentioned "wanna' meet up again tonight". So a pickup after work, barbecue & movie was planned for after 6:00.

My fishing buddy called & since his wife was on the nag wanted to get out the house & meet at Lents Park for copilots walk. Since I'd skipped the copilots usual long daily walk Saturday & not in the mood for 1000 acres commitment. Agreed to meet at 4:00 for an hour+ walk.

After walk & still having an hour + needing to deposit a check headed down Holgate>82nd>Sandy upper>JCB + afternoon recon between 5:15>6:15.

Regrettably first seen was near Mill where Sarah #1.5 was sebaceous slinking North. No meltdown histrionics this afternoon & on way home she was walking in for some waiting truck.

At Oregon Arts wall caught a glimpse of sturdy short haired brunette WSW in camo tights & Timberland boots below an orange umbrella. Had time & looped around to a warts & all horrific looking face. No...let me amend that description of warts & all...it was a fucking catalog of warts & all.

Sunny was empty...

Baggers produced one wide bottomed bun wearing youngish dirty blonde WSW in jeans & dark jacket. A definite improvement compared to the first two sightings yet there's still that issue of no asses larger than mine...

Headed up Sandy Upper...to nothing.

On return at Grotto was thick yet semi nice tall long haired BSW in tan heels, short dress & black open jacket showing some cleavage.

Baggers produced one more BSW unnatural hair continuing that neutral fashion mode in tan heels & tan dress minus her flower patterned umbrella.

No jungle drums soundtrack with the above...

Last seen was WSW waddler Denthead at Sunny doltishly waving at all. She'd changed it up some with some fur topped Uggs today. Ugg indeed...

Empty of other sightings all the way past JCB.

A couple PPD SUV spotted up & down 82nd. Several Clackamas near my night's work point.

Recon Soundtrack: Los Lobos "The Ride".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIKEfKJ_zJI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XUi4j8UTpE[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPS2FvbtW7g[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5834677]Seemed a tad unnatural to skip my pre date recon ritual on Saturday night but with fishing & resultant cleanup I'd run out of time before my evenings rendezvous. Another sultry evening between bookending our fresh springer dinner fire & candle light dinner. I emptied my four day backup in that sweet & very willing girl four times Saturday>Sunday. Best of both worlds on Sunday as she had to work & I got to watch replay of the opening F1 season race + catch the quick nap that I missed yesterday.

Dropped Dania off at 10:30 & before I could broach the subject she mentioned "wanna' meet up again tonight". So a pickup after work, barbecue & movie was planned for after 6:00.

My fishing buddy called & since his wife was on the nag wanted to get out the house & meet at Lents Park for copilots walk. Since I'd skipped the copilots usual long daily walk Saturday & not in the mood for 1000 acres commitment. Agreed to meet at 4:00 for an hour+ walk.

After walk & still having an hour + needing to deposit a check headed down Holgate>82nd>Sandy upper>JCB + afternoon recon between 5:15>6:15.

Regrettably first seen was near Mill where Sarah #1.5 was sebaceous slinking North. No meltdown histrionics this afternoon & on way home she was walking in for some waiting truck.

At Oregon Arts wall caught a glimpse of sturdy short haired brunette WSW in camo tights & Timberland boots below an orange umbrella. Had time & looped around to a warts & all horrific looking face. No...let me amend that description of warts & all...it was a fucking catalog of warts & all.[/QUOTE]Good work as usual, LOL. Good writing style as well.

I've had inquiries about Workingmans Best Friend and I have to share with the masses that I've stopped contacting her and have not dated her for months now. Please direct inquiry to her or other Mongers.

Should she decide to Walk again would be the only time I'd date her.

She was great Pre Covid but I saw a decline in her service and could no longer be flaked on. Wish it were different. Please do not send inquiry my way any longer.

With that first real hint of Spring in the air the copilot & I headed out for a shirtsleeves & canine drooling out the window recon between 8:30>10:00 on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper.

South was empty...

Arts Wall & Sunny were empty. Actually both all night were abandoned the several times I went by...

Baggers had a heterogeneity of hoes out...

Also with McFlurrie lot at capacity, Klickatat was sometimes bordering on clusterfuck of cucks. Also, to all you bozos loudly circling or just parking at 81st & Klickatat waiting for 304 appearances. You're fucking it up soon. Loud music & obnoxious on the first night where the neighborhood are sure to have some windows open. Think about your actions you bozos...

One short chubby young LSW in ass showing checkered skirt & low cut top showing some impressive cleavage. Her cup was running over on both ends...

One glasses wearing skinny mixed or BSW in white shorts window talking. Think I've seen this walking 2"x 4" before but she got picked up so no confirmation...

One more trim low key young BSW with blondish hair in sneakers & civilian type attire...

One trim LSW with long red hair in mini skirt & blue jacket at La Parrilla. She's one of high dollar low value vacuous vagina ones...

Only one that caught my attention was a tall sturdy dirty blonde short ponytail WSW in jeans & hoodie above sparkly heels.

At Sandy Hill adjacent tree named hotel was a WSW duo...

One younger & smaller blonde carrying a ton of bags was just OK.

Her running buddy was an entirely different story. Statuesque & almost brick shithouse sturdy in black pencil dress & open flowing jacket above black strappy heels. Pale with long jet black hair & nice legs along with perfect cleavage below her red lips & nice makeup. I'm thinking they were trying to get a room at Evergreen.

Since the raven haired one made my dick sing looped around to only find the blonde snacking on some chips. She leaned into window & started to itemize her somewhat limited services. Cutting her off, inquired about her friend just as my reprobate copilot buried her nose in chips bag. She went uber bitchy on me though I manage to stifle my laugh but not my grin...she stormed off. Not sure whether it was for the copilot grabbing a recon treat or me favoring her friend. Looked for friend for a bit yet never saw again...

Upper Sandy went back to sucking.

One heavy mixed or BSW long haired homely in ill-fitting blue shorts at Dominos. I've seen her before & every time I do get a little more pessimistic about pussy. Yeech...

At Hong Phat a sturdy black onesie wearing mixed or ASW with long dark hair was walking South...

Again empty to JCB...

Some PPD SUV on all compass points & the silver undercover near Sandy doing a felony stop.

Recon Soundtrack: Grant Green "Complete Quartets With Sonny Clark". Disc 1 with disc 2 started.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBLUyT_ajbI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuJvTp4l9Dc[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5836759]I've had inquiries about Workingmans Best Friend and I have to share with the masses that I've stopped contacting her and have not dated her for months now. Please direct inquiry to her or other Mongers.

Should she decide to Walk again would be the only time I'd date her.

She was great Pre Covid but I saw a decline in her service and could no longer be flaked on. Wish it were different. Please do not send inquiry my way any longer.[/QUOTE]She started getting flakey about 6 months ago. She is most likely managed as someone else does texts and appts on her TNA number. She is Very business like on that number. SAD.

S1.

And might be a dude. Definitely won't TOFTT. Lolfest.