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If that bothers you so much then please just stay away! That will give her more time to spend with those of us who appreciate the services.

They are Kimchi powered so just deal with it!

JJ.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1088139]Perhaps it's just me, and not trying to party-poop, but every time I've gone for an AMP massagi, the K-girl, no matter where or what she looks like, has terrible breath. I can't describe it but it's like a garlicky, mayonaissey-coffee breath. One person on here called it "kimchi-breath". They all seem to have it in varying degrees. It's very distracting to me and hits me like a ton of bricks. I smell it during the massage and during the deed it actually zaps my erection. I think one of the reasons I don't visit nowhere near like I used to. I feel like if I bring it up to the K-girl, its so common that she won't know what I'm talking about. Has anyone ever (admit to) noticed this? If so, how do you deal with it (besides not going-LOL)?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brutal One; 1088151]After PM'ing several of you about the local AMP scene and getting no responses, I decided to just venture out on my own. I guess I will have to check out these "condos" everyone is talking about!

Would anyone care to share where / what these condos are all about?

Thanks! [/QUOTE]What are you talking about. When you inquired about Mesa, I PM'ed you a documentary with digits on the thai girls at condos in TC. You may be a little late now for the ones at AE.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1088139]Perhaps it's just me, and not trying to party-poop, but every time I've gone for an AMP massagi, the K-girl, no matter where or what she looks like, has terrible breath. I can't describe it but it's like a garlicky, mayonaissey-coffee breath. One person on here called it "kimchi-breath". They all seem to have it in varying degrees. It's very distracting to me and hits me like a ton of bricks. I smell it during the massage and during the deed it actually zaps my erection. I think one of the reasons I don't visit nowhere near like I used to. I feel like if I bring it up to the K-girl, its so common that she won't know what I'm talking about. Has anyone ever (admit to) noticed this? If so, how do you deal with it (besides not going-LOL)?[/QUOTE]I don't mind it much at all. It's part of the K-girl experience. What really gets to me, as a non-smoker, is a heavy cigarette smell on their clothes, hair or breath. BC

[QUOTE=Sashimi;1088182]What are you talking about. When you inquired about Mesa, I PM'ed you a documentary with digits on the thai girls at condos in TC. You may be a little late now for the ones at AE.[/QUOTE]Sorry Sashimi! Yes, you did reply, and thank you.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1088139]Perhaps it's just me, and not trying to party-poop, but every time I've gone for an AMP massagi, the K-girl, no matter where or what she looks like, has terrible breath. I can't describe it but it's like a garlicky, mayonaissey-coffee breath. One person on here called it "kimchi-breath". They all seem to have it in varying degrees. It's very distracting to me and hits me like a ton of bricks. I smell it during the massage and during the deed it actually zaps my erection. I think one of the reasons I don't visit nowhere near like I used to. I feel like if I bring it up to the K-girl, its so common that she won't know what I'm talking about. Has anyone ever (admit to) noticed this? If so, how do you deal with it (besides not going-LOL)?[/QUOTE]You're getting kimchi at the K-girl places, but what's worse is the fermenting plaque at the Chinese places, with visible white gunk above and between the teeth. Apparently, they never got the memo about flossing.

Went to LMP in Sterling (downstairs from old King. TOFTT. No shower. It was an oil massage, not so good. In fact, it was a problem later getting the oil off. She eventually got around to the front.

The towel was off throughout the massage but she put a towel on during the ending. She gave it a shot for 5 minutes and then quit, said I could dress and walked out the room. Would not allow roaming beyond covered behind. Gave me the "more next time". Will not repeat. Damage.7$ out in 45 minutes.

Wayward One

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1088171]If that bothers you so much then please just stay away! That will give her more time to spend with those of us who appreciate the services.

They are Kimchi powered so just deal with it!

JJ. [/QUOTE]JJ,

Ease up bro, he was expressing his opinion. These girls at times need to brush and rinse more and smoke less. Its the profession that makes them drink gallons of coffee and 3 packs of smokes a day.

PC out

[QUOTE=Brutal One; 1088151]After PM'ing several of you about the local AMP scene and getting no responses, I decided to just venture out on my own. I hit MWC, and was let in by "Chris". She asked the usual questions and I told her that I had just moved to VA from Hi. (mistake 1. After a good TS, she massaged me for about 30 minutes allowing my hands to roam a little on her legs and butt. She then asked what I wanted and I said everything I can get. She told me that things are different in VA than in Hi, and everything is not available, so I told her to do whatever she could. She took everything off except her bra and panties, and gave me a pretty decent HE while straddling me in an almost 69 position. When I gave her the standard.40 tip, she said "no, more". I told her that I know the usual tip is.40, and she said yes, but I take off clothes so usually 1.00! I told her I don't have that much, so she "only" took.80. So, basically for the $80 massage and an.80 tip, I got a crappy massage and a decent HE. I guess I will have to check out these "condos" everyone is talking about!

Would anyone care to share where / what these condos are all about?

Thanks! [/QUOTE]I was all set to take my hard-earned dollars to MWC and take a gamble that I would get what "I" want / need on a "first-time" visit. It will be a cold day in hell before they intimidate me out of.80 for what you got for it!"But I take my clothes off so usually 1.00". Bullcrap! Bottom Line: All readers: Boycott "Chris" at MWC. Assuming she still goes by that name today. And mention that to the mamasan. And reminder, same goes for Bibi at ATMB. And another thing, some of my requests via private messages are not being answered. What's that all about? That paranoia / negativism just cost "Brutal One" 40 bucks. One note before I close, I must apologize for a faux pas about two weeks ago, I visited Peachtree over in Annandale and for a.60 tip the nice 40-something, vertically-challenged lady was very, very cooperative. Unfortunately I didn't catch her name. My bad.

I hit MWC, and was let in by "Chris".

I also had a crappy time with "Chris" she is a youngish girl with short hair and big natural tities, MWC has been a favorite place of mine but I made the mistake of going when my girl was busy. I got chris and was out in 40 mins after an average massage with no extra, she wanted $ for NOVA standard, I just got up and walked.

If these girls have just finished AR, CIM. About the only things that covers the AR is the Kimchi, Garlic or Smoking. From past experience, I could pretty much read the services the last customer customer received. One provider I had in DC would always lite up after a BJ-CIM, then head off for the next customer.

Several of them brush / gargle (notice the large bottles of mouthwash next time you use the bathroom) several times a day. Their teeth, tongue and gums.

If you smell the bad breath, you might avoid the kissing, especially the tongue.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1088622]JJ,

Ease up bro, he was expressing his opinion. These girls at times need to brush and rinse more and smoke less. Its the profession that makes them drink gallons of coffee and 3 packs of smokes a day.

PC out[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=the Buull; 1088947]I hit MWC, and was let in by "Chris".

I also had a crappy time with "Chris" she is a youngish girl with short hair and big natural tities, MWC has been a favorite place of mine but I made the mistake of going when my girl was busy. I got chris and was out in 40 mins after an average massage with no extra, she wanted $ for NOVA standard, I just got up and walked. [/QUOTE]Prior to MWC, Chris was at Soft Touch and didn't last very long. I had the misforture of seeing her there and had the same experience. Nice looking lady with a nice body but I wouldn't see her again.

Too bad she is now at MWC as it has been my go to place.

[QUOTE=Ready; 1089167] One provider I had in DC would always lite up after a BJ-CIM, then head off for the next customer.

Several of them brush / gargle (notice the large bottles of mouthwash next time you use the bathroom) several times a day. Their teeth, tongue and gums.

If you smell the bad breath, you might avoid the kissing, especially the tongue. [/QUOTE]Yeah nothing like getting snowballed by the provider 5 minutes after she finished the guy before. I rather have the smell of kimchi.

Called but no answer, what gives? Anyone!

Hello, mongers,

I'm up visiting in your area for this week and staying around the dulles area. Looking for AMP for good massage with the typical NOVA ending. Reading the forum seems to yield a few good ones in some areas a bit farther away than here and I'd have to grab a cab anyways. Is there anything good that's closer this way. CL shows a few in the herndon area, but none show up in these threads.

Any help would be appreciated. PM me if you prefer.

Dallas

I TOFTT the other day and visited the Latina massage establishment advertised below. Once I arrived, I called the number and was directed to one of the apartments. At the apartment, I was greeted by Marissa, a petite girl in her 20s dressed in hospital scrubs. After paying the house fee, she asked me to undress and get on the table (no TS). The massage was much more sensual than you get at the typical NOVA AMPs. It was very slow and rythmic and she paid special attention to the right areas in order to get me aroused. It was very enjoyable. Upon the flip, she had already doffed the scrubs and I was pleasantly surprised to see a beautiful latina wearing only a thong. She had natural C-cups and a perfectly proportioned body. The finish was standard NOVA with plenty of roaming allowed. Don't know if anything else was on the menu because I didn't ask. Overall, it was a very enjoyable experience and Marissa had a great attitude. So if your interested in trying something different than the usual NOVA AMP, I would highly recommend. The house fee was a bit more but I believe it was worth it in terms of the quality of the massage and the age, looks, and attitude of the provider.

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Date: 2010-11-05,1:01PM EDT.

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