Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1335413]Anyone who thinks they want reviews bad or good is fooling themselves. They are aware of these sites and do not want the attention. On at least three separate occasions providers have made negative comments to me about posting "too much trouble". If I know I am going to return to a place, I am reluctant to give too specific details of a visit, in fact I usually wait several days before posting. These girls have internet access and at times a lot of time on their hands. You have to expect that most of them do look. Wouldn't you if in their position?[/QUOTE]I gave a ride to my favorite Virginia provider the other day aso she could run an errand and she brought up the topic of the web sites. She mention one site in particular (nt this one) that I had been on and looking around 3-4 days before. She made the statement that there were 3 reviews of her on there and she was quite aggitated about the most recent. To which I responded that I thought the last one was pretty good. What I didn't know was that a new review had been posted that day and she had already seen it. She was so upset she said she was thinking of changing her working name. Oh, and she claimed that from the details in the post she knew exactly who made the post.

Both Annie and Yoyo from 7313 have pumped me for info. They asked me if I posted, which I denied. Perhaps if they were more fluent in English they could figure it out because in previous posts I've mentioned demographic details that they know.

Hadn't been to the Kyoto in 5+ years, so I decided to check it out on the way home. At one time or another, I've been in and straight out the door (declining service) of every single AMP in MD, and VA during the past two years.

I drew Sky from the massage therapist random selection generator (pissed off a-ju-ma). Sky was an old girl. Normally, if not for the AMP talent austerity measures we are under, I would have thrown her back in the pond. But Sky was well kept, classy, nice looking package for an old girl. Payed, got undressed, and the door bell rings. As we're just about ready to go to the shower, the a-ju-ma tells Sky that the asshole that just walked in the door has asked for her. She takes off and tells me that there are other "nice" girls in the place and not to worry. I wait. The other asshole is heading off to the shower with Sky and I'm still waiting.

Getting ready to leave when in walks the next selection on the rotation. Each time I say this, I'm proved wrong by another AMP. As in walks the most hideous specimen I've ever seen in my entire life. She could have passed for 60 years old if she were human, but I really can't say how old she was. I had thought that the genus Australopithecus was extinct. Stretch marks all over her face, sloppy folds of skin hanging off her body, big floppy pancake chimpanzee tits stuffed into a some type of pink tube dress and little girl pony tails to add a bit of surrealism to the grotesqueness. I'm shocked. No words. She excuses herself for a minute, I get dressed. When she comes back, I say I'm sorry but I would like a refund. She tries to explain the way things work. I guess I should have been impressed the primitive hominids could speak, but I had always suspected they could as they had tool making abilities. A-ju-ma comes back and I have her reverse the charges on my cc and leave. A satisfied customer is leaving ahead of me and I catch a glimpse of what he had drawn from the line up. Kind of young, pretty face, and fat. Kyoto is back on my boycott list. I'll check in again next year or two.

I did find something in September at another place after trying 5 or 6 places. A nice 19 year old Chinese girl with a perfect body named Nancy. I went away for travel for a month, and checked out the place again, to find there was only a dried up old hag working there.

Used to go to ML about 3 years ago. I stopped going when the talent went down the crapper.

The AMP scene is in the state that it's in because of all the sick desperate assholes that won't walk out when they draw a beast or an old hag from the line up.

If she's over 30, fat, ugly, smells bad, walk out! These are businesses. It's all about the benjamins. They will find a way to get good talent if they start loosing money. The prices will probably have to go up, but they need to anyway. Still at 1980's prices for FS in the AMPs, and using the same girls from the 1980's.

Grow some brains, and grow some balls and start walking out of these places until the talent improves. The Kyoto used to be the bomb back in 1994 when they had 21 year old, blonde haired, home grown Korean-American girls like Mimi working there. Anyone remember the good old day? Boycott these places until they get it right.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1335335]I'm sorry you had a bad experience here. I go to VS quite often and have always received first rate service. It's true that some providers are older and may be in their early 40's but they don't look it and are certainly not unattractive at all. The younger girls actually give the lesser quality service overall which is most often the case anywhere. Providers here that I have seen recently and would highly recommend are Michelle, Heidi, Angela, and Nana. Unless they have had a complete change of providers or management, perhaps it was just your attitude. For those familiar, the service and providers here are very similar to B. S. A little ways around the beltway. I will try to get there today and report back.[/QUOTE]Thats interesting, that was my first time there and I went at lunch time. May be they have better for frequent customers.

Hilarious stuff! Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=Cracksmoak; 1335569].

Getting ready to leave when in walks the next selection on the rotation. Each time I say this, I'm proved wrong by another AMP. As in walks the most hideous specimen I've ever seen in my entire life. She could have passed for 60 years old if she were human, but I really can't say how old she was. I had thought that the genus Australopithecus was extinct. Stretch marks all over her face, sloppy folds of skin hanging off her body, big floppy pancake chimpanzee tits stuffed into a some type of pink tube dress and little girl pony tails to add a bit of surrealism to the grotesqueness. I'm shocked. No words. She excuses herself for a minute, I get dressed. When she comes back, I say I'm sorry but I would like a refund. She tries to explain the way things work. I guess I should have been impressed the primitive hominids could speak, but I had always suspected they could as they had tool making abilities. A-ju-ma comes back and I have her reverse the charges on my cc and leave. A satisfied customer is leaving ahead of me and I catch a glimpse of what he had drawn from the line up. Kind of young, pretty face, and fat. Kyoto is back on my boycott list. I'll check in again next year or two.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pinker9;1334039]As a newby, I'm still trying to figure out where JHH and 1406 are located. Been to OM many times (standard service) and recently tried Ivy in GB. Great massage with typical tip for HE. .6 for the hour. Thanks for all the great info here![/QUOTE]A simple search, after logging, in will provide all you need. Good hunting.

GTR

Well ML is definitely the to go place when in need of a no hassle massage and release. Chicks are usually in the 7-9/10 range in terms of looks and 7-9/10 in terms of attitude. Mimi was a 9 in each category, probably the prettiest provider at an AMP I have ever seen. In her 20's, nice natural C's a rarity at ML, usually implants galor. Very passionate CG and a realistic moan and groan in mish. Tight coochie and nice body, a definite repeat.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

I saw a new place called York Spa in the City Paper. It's at 2023 on the street of the same name in Timonium. It's right on top of a little strip mall with plenty of pedestrian traffic around. I would think it's not going to last in that location very long. My hopes up high because I thought a new place might still have good customer service. I phone ahead to make sure, and the lady spoke excellent English and told me to head on over. Upon arrival, I was told that the masseuse had another customer and it would be just a few minutes while they called another girl. Cell phone came out, some Chinese got spoken. Just five more minutes. Indeed, another girl appeared within five minutes. Where do they keep them? I look at the clock and make a note of the time. The provider wasn't bad, about 7, around 30, said her name was Mimi and that she used to work at JHH. I thought this would be OK. Massage was about a 6, very straight forward, no teasing or any fun, not that friendly. And then after half an hour she went for the flip! I said, oh no, I got an hour. She said, it's been forty minutes. I said, no it hasn't. She said yes it has. And I'm just going to stop there without any more of the gory details. What is the deal with short timing on ten or fifteen minutes of an hour? So, there's another AMP I really don't recommend.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1336319]Well ML is definitely the to go place when in need of a no hassle massage and release. Chicks are usually in the 7-9/10 range in terms of looks and 7-9/10 in terms of attitude. Mimi was a 9 in each category, probably the prettiest provider at an AMP I have ever seen. In her 20's, nice natural C's a rarity at ML, usually implants galor. Very passionate CG and a realistic moan and groan in mish. Tight coochie and nice body, a definite repeat.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL[/QUOTE]Also a newbie here. Think I've got a handle on most of the AMPs referred to. But where is ML?

It seems that Mimi is getting more customers than she can handle. So, I will write my review without reservation.

Her performance is truly top-notch both before and after the flip. However.

She is in her mid to late 30's and has one of those under the muscle implants that are hard to notice.

She is definitely on the pretty side of the spectrum among the girls who worked there after the bust.

I would NOT say she is young or cute especially when compared to the girls who worked there before the bust (2001-2005).

Having said that, I left happy and satisfied (but will not repeat).

I know. I have high standards when it comes to asians. It may be all the eggrolls I ate over the years.

Eggroll

[QUOTE=Eggroll; 1337851]It seems that Mimi is getting more customers than she can handle. So, I will write my review without reservation.

Her performance is truly top-notch both before and after the flip. However.

She is in her mid to late 30's and has one of those under the muscle implants that are hard to notice.

She is definitely on the pretty side of the spectrum among the girls who worked there after the bust.

I would NOT say she is young or cute especially when compared to the girls who worked there before the bust (2001-2005).

Having said that, I left happy and satisfied (but will not repeat).

I know. I have high standards when it comes to asians. It may be all the eggrolls I ate over the years.

Eggroll[/QUOTE]I won't say your description is not accurate and your opinion though subjective is fine a well. But given your high standards, where can you currently go to find someone better than Mimi?

I feel that I need to chime in here, yet what I really am after is the sage wisdom of the veteran mongers regarding ML. Anyway to compare things like this that are subjective is foolish. So I will just ask this, how were the girls in 2001-2005 different? How was the service different? Oh, also since 1 girl (Mimi) is getting so much business, do they balance it out for the other girl? Do they try to keep it even? Always wondered about that.

As for my current thoughts on the place. ML is the only place I like here. More than any other AMP, private masseuse, BP, strip club, etc. I know currently that at ML you may draw some low quality girls and nobody wants that. However I have seen on rare occasion some young + not skinny ones. Rather just one (Blue). Amazing body, young, attitude just wow. IF that is was 2001-2005 is like then I see what you are talking about! She was barely there too so if you didn't miss out then good for you.

And here's another thing, I like them older (in their 30s) too. Provided they look good anyway. I have been quite impressed with Rose, Julie, Bebe. And 2 others I don't even remember their names, they are really busty and worked there this past oct-nov. The other half I tried were either so-so and then a few, maybe 1 or 3 were not of good quality. Of course you may not see one you really like on this list or one that you thought was bad. This is all subjective matter of personal taste and as usually, YMMV as did mine.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1337885]I won't say your description is not accurate and your opinion though subjective is fine a well. But given your high standards, where can you currently go to find someone better than Mimi?[/QUOTE]Seoul.

Just kidding.

"Subjective" is absolutely right. For some reason, I can do white MILFs but not asians.

And even within the same race, you have your type.

There is really no other place currently in the area that carry what I desire.

Well, I am not suffering any yellow fever, so I can do without AMP (this has been the case for almost 1-2 years now).

I will let you know when I find one.

Although I have not explored myself, I have a feeling that the really hot ones can be found in the area where there are large asian (Korean) populations such Virginia (Fairfax County) , especially at venues that cater mostly to those who speak the same language.

Eggroll

[QUOTE]Although I have not explored myself, I have a feeling that the really hot ones can be found in the area where there are large asian (Korean) populations such Virginia (Fairfax County)[/QUOTE]They may be there but they will be hard to find. LE has a firm boot on the AMP action in all of nova. I would be pleased to hear otherwise if anyone knows better as I do go there on business rather frequently.

[QUOTE=Eggroll; 1338531]Although I have not explored myself, I have a feeling that the really hot ones can be found in the area where there are large asian (Korean) populations such Virginia (Fairfax County) , especially at venues that cater mostly to those who speak the same language.

Eggroll[/QUOTE]I'll spare the link because it condemns our hobby, but I've read in my research of the business that "Korean men frequent separate but also ubiquitous (AMPs) called 'salons, ' usually in private residences advertised by word of mouth.". I'd like to see the quality of those girls if that's true around here. I wonder if they're saving the best for themselves!

Has anyone been to B&S off of rt. 7 lately? I haven't been in awhile and was looking for some updated reports. I was at the ocean that is green yesterday. Will post a report of that shortly.

Be safe out there.

Natty BohNER