Massage Parlor Reports

Had a dream about woodly and devenshire. Was there years ago last time I was in town and they had a small but workable table shower, they say that is now gone. Went in and spinner led to a room, just got my shoes off and in walks another spinner asks if she is ok to massage me, I say ok, she leaves, comes back in before I am done disrobing but we don't care, as soon as I am undressed she pets my balls and says hello baby. There is no you shaped pillow on table just the turn over pillow so I lay down she gives BJ motion I say no and give HJ motion-60, she says top off 80, I agree then she trys again for the upsell to BJ I decline. She begins jack hammer and "ooh baby" neither of which help me along she does let me lift her dress (no pantys) without charging any more. I ask to cum on the twins and she ups the price another 20 so I decline and play with her ass (which is tiny and round) and her tits and get her to let go of the paper towel she is holding in her spare hand and direct it to play with the boys. Whole experience was rushed and sprinkled with requests to upsell. After words she leaves and comes back in after I only had my pants on and keeps saying thankyou baby but felt like I was being rushed out the door to clear up the rooom and to my knowledge I did not hear the doorbell or any other male voices (walls stop 1 ft from the ceiling) so I don't know why I was being rushed out. Was a completely different place than the last time, will not repeat and will do research next time I'm in town for someplace that has customer service.

[QUOTE=Pasquelo;6237519]so I don't know why I was being rushed out. [/QUOTE]I've found most FS places aren't real keen on just a handy.

On a similar (kind of?) note:

Stopped in at a place I remembered as having a great massage with younger providers, great access, no negotiations. This time it was only older providers, but that's cool, I often have great sessions with more "experienced" technicians. The massage wasn't as good as I remembered (might be me) but on the flip nothing was going under her top until the tip was discussed. We dealt with that, paid the attorneys, signed the agreement and I went claim my prize. . . Fucking bolt ons. Not good ones, rock hard, over inflated, "these thing could pop like a balloon" bolt ons. I felt like I was handling cantaloupes with nipples. She eventually got me to the finish line (and judging by the speed she was jacking me, I won the race) and I went on my way. Final fun part- in the car I discovered the oil they used had a subtle scent, so off to the gym for a quick shower before home.

Oh well, it's all part of the fun, I guess.

Noppawan: [URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Amylauryn[/URL].

Okay body with nice big natural breasts. $ for a mediocre massage and upsell. 4 for HE with boobs out and FIV, but YMMV. Will not repeat.

Suputra / Kate: [URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/HiThaiMassage[/URL].

Rents massage rooms in a few different spas, so her price is different than what they have posted.

A bit chunky, big natural boobs pointing down. . 8 for an excellent deep massage, upsell. 4 for HE with boobs and ass out, no FIV, but YMMV. Might repeat.

Yekta: [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43847/[/URL].

Works from home. Said I couldn't afford 1. 2, so got 1. 2 for hour. Decent massage. Tried twice, not a chance of ever getting lucky IMO. Won't repeat. Again.

Deb / Knot Ninja: [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37420/[/URL].

95/ hr, good massage. Summary of extras: HA! Never! Don't even think it! Swaddled like a baby! Dream on! Muah-ha-ha!

Has anyone been to this spa? They have an instagram, and also post up on RM.

Kylasmodels on IG.

I also used to wonder why FS places don't like doing HJs. The simple reason is that the house takes a cut of a girl's tip. I've heard as much as half. And, they don't trust the girls, so basically, they charge the girls a flat fee for each customer. I always thought the house just takes the door fee, but apparently, they can charge the girls $50-$60 per customer. If the girl doesn't have the sales skills to get that, then she "owes" the house and has to make it up with the next customer. So, it's not that there were were other customers when you were there. She just wanted to make sure she was free for the next FS customer, so she has a chance to make back her fee. This is all apocryphal, she said / she said stuff, but I've seen it in other forums on this website, as well as other sites I've read over the years. The $120 you give to the girl. Pretend you are giving her $60, and you'll get an idea of why some of these providers are so aggressive. If you become friendly enough with a provider, she may tell you how much she gets to keep, but they usually won't say so, because you could be a spy for management.

[QUOTE=Pasquelo;6237519]Had a dream about woodly and devenshire. Was there years ago last time I was in town and they had a small but workable table shower, they say that is now gone. Went in and spinner led to a room, just got my shoes off and in walks another spinner asks if she is ok to massage me, I say ok, she leaves, comes back in before I am done disrobing but we don't care, as soon as I am undressed she pets my balls and says hello baby. There is no you shaped pillow on table just the turn over pillow so I lay down she gives BJ motion I say no and give HJ motion-60, she says top off 80, I agree then she trys again for the upsell to BJ I decline. She begins jack hammer and "ooh baby" neither of which help me along she does let me lift her dress (no pantys) without charging any more. I ask to cum on the twins and she ups the price another 20 so I decline and play with her ass (which is tiny and round) and her tits and get her to let go of the paper towel she is holding in her spare hand and direct it to play with the boys. Whole experience was rushed and sprinkled with requests to upsell. After words she leaves and comes back in after I only had my pants on and keeps saying thankyou baby but felt like I was being rushed out the door to clear up the rooom and to my knowledge I did not hear the doorbell or any other male voices (walls stop 1 ft from the ceiling) so I don't know why I was being rushed out. Was a completely different place than the last time, will not repeat and will do research next time I'm in town for someplace that has customer service.[/QUOTE]

Joanna on CL: [URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/bts/7564256634.html[/URL].

Joanna is a latina around 50 with under-the-muscle enhanced breasts and I think some sort of enhancement of her butt. As you see in the pic, her body looks amazing, but I don't think the breasts would be nice. She wore skin tight clothes and a low low V-neck shirt that sagged when she leaned forward and I could see some of the small natural breasts pushed out by the enhancements and it didn't work for me. 1 hr /$70,1. 5 hr /$100.

Setting: in a chiropractic office with walls that don't extend to the ceiling. Brought me in the room and showed me two folded towels on the table: full size and kitchen size and said to take my pick, so I took the kitchen hand towel. Poorly draped myself with the towel so all was showing except part of my butt. Didn't phase her and she didn't change it. Told her hard pressure on back, medium on glutes and thighs. It was all medium. Overall massage was just okay. Her hands were cold at first and I exaggerated a gasp and grabbed her leg and we laughed. She seemed fine with the touch. For my legs she pushed my cock to one side and then reached deep inside / outside of where the thigh connects to the hip and massaged there, which rubbed the balls and felt great. Did both legs that way, then turned over and again did similar. I tried touching her again and she skillfully moved away. Note: I'm genetically lucky, young looking, tall, athletic, and hung. Lucky, I know, but it usually helps with mongering. Here it didn't seem to. I gently guided her hand to my cock and she quietly pointed to the girls in the next room and said she does not do that at all. So I tried SS while she was rubbing my inner thighs and she moved my hand away and quietly said no. Then time was up, so I asked to extend to 1. 5 hrs in hopes it would help but it didn't. She asked if I wanted her to keep rubbing around my groin and I said yes. I tried SS again under the towel and she looked scared and said no. So I put my hands behind my head and kept them away. From that point she would switch side to side and move my cock each time, but still let her arm or hand brush it. She also informed me that on Tue / Thu after 2 pm she is there alone and also all day Saturday. Finished the massage and she said she would go wash her hands and to take my time. I took a papertowel and finished SS and then balled it up inside another and got dressed. She came in and I finished dressing. I didn't see a trash can at first, but when she came to give me a hug, I saw one behind her, so as I reached around her waist to hug her, I tossed it in, like you'd see in a movie and she didn't notice. I tipped 20. Conclusion: not sure I'd repeat. I'm sure I could get a HE when she's alone, but I'm not sure she'd let me touch her or display her boobs, which didn't look that good anyhow when she was leaning down all the time. Your choice, YMMV, but if you go, do it during the above alone times and report back on the boobs and HE.

Your experience was the same as a few members that tried her out. Someone went back on the weekend and she still didn't finish him off. Just light brushing.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;6245297]Joanna on CL: [URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/bts/7564256634.html[/URL].

Joanna is a latina around 50 with under-the-muscle enhanced breasts and I think some sort of enhancement of her butt. As you see in the pic, her body looks amazing, but I don't think the breasts would be nice. She wore skin tight clothes and a low low V-neck shirt that sagged when she leaned forward and I could see some of the small natural breasts pushed out by the enhancements and it didn't work for me. 1 hr /$70,1. 5 hr /$100.

Setting: in a chiropractic office with walls that don't extend to the ceiling. Brought me in the room and showed me two folded towels on the table: full size and kitchen size and said to take my pick, so I took the kitchen hand towel. Poorly draped myself with the towel so all was showing except part of my butt. Didn't phase her and she didn't change it. Told her hard pressure on back, medium on glutes and thighs. It was all medium. Overall massage was just okay. Her hands were cold at first and I exaggerated a gasp and grabbed her leg and we laughed. She seemed fine with the touch. For my legs she pushed my cock to one side and then reached deep inside / outside of where the thigh connects to the hip and massaged there, which rubbed the balls and felt great. Did both legs that way, then turned over and again did similar. I tried touching her again and she skillfully moved away. Note: I'm genetically lucky, young looking, tall, athletic, and hung. Lucky, I know, but it usually helps with mongering. Here it didn't seem to. I gently guided her hand to my cock and she quietly pointed to the girls in the next room and said she does not do that at all. So I tried SS while she was rubbing my inner thighs and she moved my hand away and quietly said no. Then time was up, so I asked to extend to 1. 5 hrs in hopes it would help but it didn't. She asked if I wanted her to keep rubbing around my groin and I said yes. I tried SS again under the towel and she looked scared and said no. So I put my hands behind my head and kept them away. From that point she would switch side to side and move my cock each time, but still let her arm or hand brush it. She also informed me that on Tue / Thu after 2 pm she is there alone and also all day Saturday. Finished the massage and she said she would go wash her hands and to take my time. I took a papertowel and finished SS and then balled it up inside another and got dressed. She came in and I finished dressing. I didn't see a trash can at first, but when she came to give me a hug, I saw one behind her, so as I reached around her waist to hug her, I tossed it in, like you'd see in a movie and she didn't notice. I tipped 20. Conclusion: not sure I'd repeat. I'm sure I could get a HE when she's alone, but I'm not sure she'd let me touch her or display her boobs, which didn't look that good anyhow when she was leaning down all the time. Your choice, YMMV, but if you go, do it during the above alone times and report back on the boobs and HE.[/QUOTE]

I've seen her ads and was tempted but in some of the pics her face looked really masculine so I've held off. Thought she could be trans but I could be wrong. That said, either way if she's not doing at least a HE, I probably won't check her out anyway.

[QUOTE=JayM066;6245985]Your experience was the same as a few members that tried her out. Someone went back on the weekend and she still didn't finish him off. Just light brushing.[/QUOTE]

Wow that's a lot of traffic on Joanna. She was first reported on here maybe a year ago after her craigslist ads popped up. From all the reports she is strictly business but she still confuses me. Based on older reviews (including one from me) she doesn't get guys off, but EdCarbone your excellent and very detailed report involved the most aggressive /'straight to the point' behaviour from a client I've seen and she didn't seem upset about it. It's like she knows her provocative ads will attract creeps like us, but when it comes down to her work she's strictly professional. A professional that has a bunch of hard ons in her face while she works and doesn't seem to mind.

EdCarbone, I'm curious is someone was as straightforward as you where, when the clinic was closed, if she'd act differently. I've been meaning to post a report about a second visit I had with her. She got me to finish (unintentional on her part, but it doesn't take much for me to go). Regardless, I wonder if she would spend a bit more time working on guys if they were as direct as you were EdCarbone and it was at a time the clinic was closed.

Also, I agree her appearance on craigslist and Instagram is odd and off putting, but in person she's very sweet and attractive. Great personality, which is hard to tell from her online presence. Anyways, thanks EdCarbone for the detailed report!

[QUOTE=KPMurse;6243666]Has anyone been to this spa? They have an instagram, and also post up on RM.

Kylasmodels on IG.[/QUOTE]Very uptight MMS (Kyla) who requires references for you to get in.

[QUOTE=Inheri69;6247490]
EdCarbone, I'm curious is someone was as straightforward as you where, when the clinic was closed, if she'd act differently. I've been meaning to post a report about a second visit I had with her. She got me to finish (unintentional on her part, but it doesn't take much for me to go). Regardless, I wonder if she would spend a bit more time working on guys if they were as direct as you were EdCarbone and it was at a time the clinic was closed.
[/QUOTE]She was very nice and sweet in person. As to a second visit, not sure if I want to drop another $ to TOFTT on someone who historically won't provide. Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;6248070]She was very nice and sweet in person. As to a second visit, not sure if I want to drop another $ to TOFTT on someone who historically won't provide. Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.[/QUOTE]I'm going to be going by soon for a visit when she has the place alone. I'll see what I can get and report back.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;6248070]Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.[/QUOTE]While I was writing up my post I was thinking I wish I could throw $40 towards you seeing Joanna again, you're braver than me and more likely to get a desired result from her than I could. I'm way too passive with providers, unless I'm drunk and then I'm not getting a hard-on anyways haha. Thanks for the report on her.

And Cthulhu88, if you do get a chance to see Joanna again I hope you have time to leave a report here. Good teamwork everyone!

So I went today for a massage and a "Brazilian facial" (facial mask on your junk). As previously stated, during the massage she does this great move where she grabs your inner thigh and really massages deep. Lots of grazing of the shaft and boys and she isn't shy about that. She kept coming back to that a few times during the massage.

On the flip she gets the chest and works down to your crotch, really focusing the base of your shaft and balls. No signs of a HE during the massage, just lots of teasing.

Then came the Brazilian facial. She wiped down the area nicely and made sure to get the dock and balls really good. She mixed up the materials used for the facial and put it on around the top of my shaft. After that happened she laid down some paper towels and said "while this dries I'm going to massage you, okay?" I said okay and she got the oil and lubed up my dick and balls gently. Used the back of her hand to spread it around and slowly worked it to the finger tips. She didn't Jack hammer at all, she gently teased more and more until she noticed my member growing. After that she went a bit more rhythmic and kept going until I busted.

I wasn't really expecting it so I said sorry and she said "it's okay, that's why the towels were there. ".

So I guess HE is on the table? She seemed to be prepped for it. Now YMMV since this is the 5th time I've seen her (I've gotten waxed by her before) so maybe she waited to know people better? All I know is I'll be back again for sure.

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;6249997]Now YMMV since this is the 5th time I've seen her (I've gotten waxed by her before) so maybe she waited to know people better? All I know is I'll be back again for sure.[/QUOTE]Oh I'm so happy to read your report, way to go Joanna! So it sounds like she keeps it professional, but is possibly willing to provide a little extra sensation at times when the rest of the clinic is closed, but won't jackhammer anyone. Thanks EdCarbone and Cthulhu88 for your duty.