Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;5482031]Joon isn't the most exciting, but is fine if a more passive lady is your thing. Today I wanted the eye candy as she has a great little figure with super firm B's, and she has a serious kung fu grip. Just what I was looking for, today.[/QUOTE]Just read a post that somebody is filling in for Joon. She mentioned she's here for another month but perhaps language barrier confused things or just taking a break. As already mentioned Joon is on the quiet side but my exp wasn't bad at all. Cute face and small frame just don't expect her to be bubbly or energetic. I'll repeat if she returns.

It would be nice if all reports added something new, but these AMPs are never going to do that, or at least very often.

We all want to know if there is a change in the line up, or if a lady starts giving better / worse service. I get the feeling VIP ladies change a lot. RS cycles a few regulars, and a few extras (hoping for Cola next month). It sounds like RL may have the most stable, errr stable of ladies.

I for one don't mind recent comments. I can skip or read, but if I'm on the road, and wanting to stop somewhere other than my faves, it's nice if I don't have to work too hard to find info.

I agree that there aren't so many posts that there is some awful burden for the readers, but that's just my opinion. If I have any kind of gripe about the RL posts, it's about what ISN'T said about the RL services that makes some of these guys so loyal.

[QUOTE=Korman23;5499414]More annoying than useless posts like "Oh here we go again?" I think not. Again, the same thing could have been said about the repeated info on VIP girls or the raves about Anna at RS that used to happen all the time. But guys who mostly go to RL weren't complaining back then. Besides, I bet it's only annoying to a handful of people here, not most.[/QUOTE] Are you guys still on that shit? It is what it is, I said what I said. Move on, I have.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Trav;5499572]I agreed with the idea RL post should belong in one county thread, not posted in multiple counties.[/QUOTE]That is the fundamental problem. There really is no location specific thread to cover the RL location. I asked A2/Jackson to rename "Columbia/Jessup" to become "Columbia/Jessup/Laurel" and he refused. He suggested that I add a thread by that title. I won't do that because the last thing we need is another thread that gets lost at the bottom of the thread list.

I suggest that we all agree to post all RL comments in the "Columbia/Jessup" thread. If somebody posts elsewhere, just add a quick post that says "Please post all Laurel activity in the Columbia/Jessup thread".

[QUOTE=Trav;5499572]Not implying you did but did you have a hand in creating Rants and Stupid shit in Prince Georges County thread and had my post thrown in there from this thread. I have been wondering how that happened for a while. It was odd to see my post moved without any warning from admin.

I agreed with the idea RL posts should belong in one location and not posted in multiple counties. By having the same review and sometimes almost identical seem to be shill post. I for one visited once and will never again. Is where AMP provider go before retiring. That is truth.[/QUOTE]It would be great if RL was covered in one place. Unfortunately that place does not exist right now. I respond in thread where the information was posted. RL is not the only place I have seen covered in more than one location. I am amazed how often RL and other places are covered in the Baltimore thread even though they are miles away from Baltimore. Like it or not many guys do not know where to put RL information. Many guys believe RL is in PG County. It is not, but it is maybe a mile or two from the PG County line. RL is not much father from the Howard County line either. I try to include RL or RL Therapy in the subject of any post, so the whiners can easily skip my posts.

I prefer to use Columbia / Jessup, because RL is close to it also. The guys there are nice. They do not complain about RL information there. They most likely realize RL does not have a clear place to post information and do not want to be jerks. I can not believe someone thought Annapolis is where RL information should go. I would not look there, because of how far away Annapolis is from RL. Unless an Anne Arundel County location is added, RL information will continue to be posted in multiple places.

RL is not the only AMP that mainly has older providers. You do not need to make the disparaging remarks about RL ladies just because they are not your type. I have been to the Greenbelt AMPs and I personally feel to many of the ladies there have a little GPS, but I have never said that before. Why can we not just get along? I will continue to ignore the repeated Anne is great posts and others I am not interested in. Please return the favor. I even try to make it easy by trying to remember to include RL or RL Therapy in the subject.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;5499645]That is the fundamental problem. There really is no location specific thread to cover the RL location. I asked A2/Jackson to rename "Columbia/Jessup" to become "Columbia/Jessup/Laurel" and he refused. He suggested that I add a thread by that title. I won't do that because the last thing we need is another thread that gets lost at the bottom of the thread list.

I suggest that we all agree to post all RL comments in the "Columbia/Jessup" thread. If somebody posts elsewhere, just add a quick post that says "Please post all Laurel activity in the Columbia/Jessup thread".[/QUOTE]I really think it would be better to rename Annapolis to Anne Arundel County as suggested by DmvMack. I also think Columbia / Jessup should be renamed Howard County. Both locations have places that are covered that are not in those cities. I agree with your suggestion, but new guys will continue to think RL is in PG County. It is just to close to PG County. The guys here will then just complain about all the posts pointing those guys to the other location.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;5499645]That is the fundamental problem. There really is no location specific thread to cover the RL location. I asked A2/Jackson to rename "Columbia/Jessup" to become "Columbia/Jessup/Laurel" and he refused. He suggested that I add a thread by that title. I won't do that because the last thing we need is another thread that gets lost at the bottom of the thread list.

I suggest that we all agree to post all RL comments in the "Columbia/Jessup" thread. If somebody posts elsewhere, just add a quick post that says "Please post all Laurel activity in the Columbia/Jessup thread".[/QUOTE]I forgot to mention RL is also not in Laurel. The Laurel city limit and PG County line are both where 198 crosses the Patuxent River. I do not live in Laurel either. I live near 197 and Cherry Lane, but the Laurel city limit on Cherry Lane is where it crosses US 1 / Baltimore Ave. We both however have Laurel mailing addresses. Hence the reason people are not sure where to post PL information.

" I for one visited once and will never again. Is where AMP provider go before retiring. That is truth. "

Trav, like you I have been once also. Like you I am also not going to return. I agree with you 100% about the girls going there to retire. What does RL mean anyway? Really Lame Therapy?

Propilot-Always check your six.

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I'm from RVa and come up visit area a few times a year. And like most outsiders, will read this forum and others to see what's hot, what's not. And yes all the RL talk makes it seem like this is the best place to go. I did my due diligence and research and discovered it wasn't for me before I made that move. 3/4 years ago I went to Seven Acupressure and have gone back at least 5 times. Its the best parlor I've been to and this forum barely makes a peep about it. From my knowledge most of the AMPs closer to DC line are all golden but are barely mentioned in here. It puzzles me the low post amount on all the PG County boards. I guess y'all have a lot guys don't like to kiss and tell. Plus this board appears to be dominated by AARP which I can only hope in another 15-20 years I'm still going strong like some of you guys. But again from an outsider looking in, you would think there are only 3 AMPs in this area. RL, VIP, and RS. My suggestion get out and adventure more AMPs and write about it. And finally instead complaining about 1 place getting all the reviews, post more of your adventures of your go to parlor and maybe others will do so as well. Fellas get out there and explore a whole new world. LOL have fun, stay safe.

Good news for all of us Sue lovers. Sue is back at RL. I can't wait to see her again. The good times are back. Good luck and stay safe.

[QUOTE=BigCuz;5501191]I'm from RVa and come up visit area a few times a year. And like most outsiders, will read this forum and others to see what's hot, what's not. And yes all the RL talk makes it seem like this is the best place to go. I did my due diligence and research and discovered it wasn't for me before I made that move. 3/4 years ago I went to Seven Acupressure and have gone back at least 5 times. Its the best parlor I've been to and this forum barely makes a peep about it. From my knowledge most of the AMPs closer to DC line are all golden but are barely mentioned in here. It puzzles me the low post amount on all the PG County boards. I guess y'all have a lot guys don't like to kiss and tell. Plus this board appears to be dominated by AARP which I can only hope in another 15-20 years I'm still going strong like some of you guys. But again from an outsider looking in, you would think there are only 3 AMPs in this area. RL, VIP, and RS. My suggestion get out and adventure more AMPs and write about it. And finally instead complaining about 1 place getting all the reviews, post more of your adventures of your go to parlor and maybe others will do so as well. Fellas get out there and explore a whole new world. LOL have fun, stay safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your insight. I like you do not understand why some AMPs are covered rarely if ever. They are covered a little better on rubmaps. All the Greenbelt AMPs get covered with an emphasis on RS and VIP. Both tend to have the younger better looking ladies in the area and a loyal group of followers who like to share information. RL also has a loyal following who also like to share information.

I tried to send a message to the Admin, but I could not, so I posting this here and in the Prince Georges County Massage Parlor Reports Thread in hope that the admin sees it.

I have a suggested change in Maryland. The majority of the Prince Georges County sub-forum posts are about Greenbelt, but others are thrown in. It is called PG County, not Greenbelt. Montgomery County is also a sub-forum. I suggest the Annapolis sub-forum should be renamed Anne Arundel County and the Jessup / Columbia sub-forum should be renamed Howard County.

The Annapolis sub-forum rarely has posts for things actually in Annapolis and are instead mainly for things throughout Anne Arundel County except for RL Therapy which is covered in both the Jessup / Columbia and the PG County sub-forums while it is actually not in. RL would then move to this renamed sub-forum where it would belong.

The Jessup / Columbia sub-forum does have posts for things in those towns, but also has information for Brite / Lily's in Laurel and the Elkridge AMPs, so Howard County is again more accurate for all of these.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5502039]Thanks for your insight. I like you do not understand why some AMPs are covered rarely if ever. They are covered a little better on rubmaps. All the Greenbelt AMPs get covered with an emphasis on RS and VIP. Both tend to have the younger better looking ladies in the area and a loyal group of followers who like to share information. RL also has a loyal following who also like to share information.[/QUOTE]I'd suggest it's because we all have our favorites, and, when all is said & done, there really isn't a lot of significant differences among the PG County AMPs. In my case, I tend to post when there's something different or out of the ordinary, such as a new technician, a favorite on vacation, or some breaking news.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5502240]I tried to send a message to the Admin, but I could not,
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It is called PG County, not Greenbelt. Montgomery County is also a sub-forum. I suggest the Annapolis sub-forum should be renamed Anne Arundel County and the Jessup / Columbia sub-forum should be renamed Howard County.[/QUOTE]Admin will just suggest you add new sections as you see fit, at least that is what happened when I suggested renaming a single section.

County based forum names won't work here. It would put widely separated places in the same group (eg, RL and Glen Burnie Accipressure) while it will put geographically close places in 3 separate groups (eg, Brite, RL, and whatever places may still exist in the PG portion of Laurel). Plus, few people really know where the county lines are drawn. This is especially bad for travelers who use this website to find places while visiting here.