Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JuiceMan1967;5700057]Based on reviews from the forum decided to check out 1 T. Called ahead for appt. Told just knock on door everything would be good. Drove 2 hours to destination. Greeted by short haired small older (50's) Korean masseuse and asked to pay upfront $70. After waiting in room for ten minutes same woman enters. Asked name and told haha is her name. She starts asking a million questions: where am I from, how far was the drive, did I drive from X, do I work for X or X let's say Toyota plant, all the companies in the radius. The massage was pinching and pushing. I start asking her the same questions since they are non stop. Specialized in deep tissue. Starts trying to pop back and neck. The whole time it's relax relax I don't want you to get hurt. This is deep tissue and stretching. You are going to like it at the end. Then she does the checking front door, answering phone calls, yelling in Korean to someone else. I comment they are very busy and ask if other masseuse are available. No one else here even though I can hear another masseuse. As I've read left the tip on table before we started. $$$ she pockets it on one of the several interruptions. Towards the end was the big climatic "brain stem" her words massage. Asks if I want water before leaving. I personally registered to leave this review. For the cost of a PlayStation 5 save your money. Worse encounter I've ever had. Really bizarre attitude maybe certifiable crazy. Leaving this as a warning. Deserve exchange hard earned money for relaxing experience. Not even about mongering at this point. Totally taken advantage of.[/QUOTE]There is not a place even near B'ham that would warrant a $$$ tip, much less paying that before you even got the massage. You were not taken advantage of, you just gave away money.

The reason the provider is so talkative she is trying to find out if you are a part of LEO.

Follow-up on my TOFTT. I left unhappy. She was rude the whole time in talk and body language. I was told, hands re-positioned, in much worse fashion than massage envy. For those that say it was my vibe. Let's say I use the same playbook with 99% success. Shower, appearance, cologne, ya know the basics. Smile, respectful and friendly. Basic stuff! It was sh*T show from the start. Lucky me to be unlucky customer that day. FWIW I'm in good shape. Should have just walked but you pay house fee upfront. And I will never leave tip money unattended. That's on me.

Having said that! Taken my business over to ATL and if anyone wants recommendations PM me.

Right off I-75. Stopped in for 1 hr massage. 8.

Mamma San opened door lead me to massage room. Pretty 45 mixed jap / Korean enters in one piece skirt and top with scrunch in middle not fat. Huge knockers maybe implants. Lip injections but perfect skin. Lay down on massage table undressed. She comes in makes small talk all touchy feely. Uses a warm damp wash cloth and starts pressing & massaging me top to bottom. Uses both hands with double hot damp washcloths.

15-20 minutes chit chat will getting super firm massage top to bottom. Then she comes back with wet wash clothes cleans whole body (said TS out of order but would be fixed my next visit).

Starts rubbing baby powder on my backside as she straddles me. Get a interesting NURU slide for 10 minutes.

Grazes the boys. Feel and hear suction. Reaches hand near my stomach while I'm face down and she is behind. Starts tugging / massaging with the suction noise. I raise up into doggy and it doesn't stop. Really cleaning my gluts while tugging.

Decided to flip. More nuru on front and more suction cleaning taking place. Swapped positions and ended massage session quick rubbing her feet with both hands.

$. 20 tip plus. 8 house OTD. She did introduce me to another masseuse on the way out. Chit chatted and left. Too bad it's such a long drive and nothing local matches the service. Sigh.

[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;5735672]There is not a place even near B'ham that would warrant a $$$ tip, much less paying that before you even got the massage. You were not taken advantage of, you just gave away money.[/QUOTE]Is 1 T no longer a FS parlor? I know that LEO has been hard on KAMPs in Birmingham for some time. Maybe they're scared of LEO coming in or maybe it's like how the so called Birmingham "strip clubs" are pasty clubs right before elections?

[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5719411]Stopped by one t yesterday to find it closed. There was even a wire hanging down in front of the door from the pole. Not sure if it's building damage or what, but they were shut down and not answering the phone. Anyone know if it's down for good or just a hiatus, and / or know any FS alternatives?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]I think Birmingham is officially dead in this department. Maybe it's just temporary. I do know that a lot of the DIY joints closed during the shutdown. ATL still has hope. A lot of the KAMPs there have younger Latinas working but they're much more expensive.

One T is still doing their thing. There's not one place around town that had to close during the pandemic. The only places to close, three of them LE shut down, one just closed because it was going to anyway, and one place I think just closed recently.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5742580]I think Birmingham is officially dead in this department. Maybe it's just temporary. I do know that a lot of the DIY joints closed during the shutdown. ATL still has hope. A lot of the KAMPs there have younger Latinas working but they're much more expensive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5742854]One T is still doing their thing. There's not one place around town that had to close during the pandemic. The only places to close, three of them LE shut down, one just closed because it was going to anyway, and one place I think just closed recently.[/QUOTE]The last time I tried One T I swear I pulled someone's grandma. I'm sure pulling the dentures out would have been interesting, but. Hell to the naw.

[QUOTE=SwC5656;5745370]The last time I tried One T I swear I pulled someone's grandma. I'm sure pulling the dentures out would have been interesting, but. Hell to the naw.[/QUOTE]If you want younger, you have to go to ATL. Most of the younger ones 25+ year olds are latinas although I did see a younger asian lady at one location but I'm not sure if she was working there. I think a lot of those latinas may have been Follies girls.

On Sunday I had the opportunity to stop by 1 T.

Was welcomed by Bobbie and she was nice and friendly as always. I saw her friend Holly that started there a few weeks ago. Bobbie and Holly have similar builds, but Holly has long black hair. Both are very attractive women to me.

Holly gave me a nice TS and then it was back to the room for what I thought was a pleasant massage. She did find the kink in my low back and gave it some attention to loosen up the muscles there. After the massage it was on to the main event which was everything I expected and in line with the service I normally get from Bobbie.

There is also another girl there called Pink. I only saw her from the back and she looked good from the rear. She has long brownish / blonde hair.

I gave Pam a try for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Pam! She is pretty, racked and stacked, and makes your feel very comfortable.

1.5 for an hour and it was well worth it! Left very relaxed and very happy.

I will be seeing Pam again and may try a different massage on my next run. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a call! It is worth your time!

Cheers!

Anybody had any luck there? See it on rubmaps but haven't heard much about it outside of that.

[QUOTE=RubSkr1739;5761281]Anybody had any luck there? See it on rubmaps but haven't heard much about it outside of that.[/QUOTE]Older Asian woman gave massage, it was decent but that's all you'll get. Go a mile further east to DR you be happy!

Tug.

Does anyone know anything about Tao down the road from envy and DR saw it while heading to DR.

Been there for years. Owned by the same people who did have Foot Acupressure in Hoover and Houliang in Vestavia. Other than a few times, it's never been worth a shit. Old, fat Lucy that works at the one by the horse track used to work there years ago.

[QUOTE=Bobo67;5763402]Does anyone know anything about Tao down the road from envy and DR saw it while heading to DR.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubeTheNube;5758532]I gave Pam a try for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Pam! She is pretty, racked and stacked, and makes your feel very comfortable.

1.5 for an hour and it was well worth it! Left very relaxed and very happy.

I will be seeing Pam again and may try a different massage on my next run. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a call! It is worth your time!

Cheers![/QUOTE]Glad to hear she's still in business. I don't see her posting on rubratings lately. Can you post her link? Thanks.