Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3295369]I was in about 11:30 Friday morning. Imediattey met envy. She wanted to take me to the cabanas right away. I did not take her up on her offer because I had a massage scheduled with one of the local gals later. The big problem I have with venom is shooing away all the fat hogs working there.[/QUOTE]Envy is best to be avoided. Yeah she is pretty fine, but she is one of those dancers that gives a pretty exceptional floor dance, but as soon as you hit the cabana the dances literally get worse. Better mileage to be has with at least ten other dancers during the daytime for a bill or less.

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3296823]Yes. I can do that. Just a nuisance thing. But my real question is "why the hell would a club even hire these girls. ?" it drives away paying clients. And while I am griping, I may as well tell you another. At the boat one dancer always plops herself down beside me and then when a dancer I would want to partake of a few dances approaches the gal say "hey, I am talking to him. It is like she just claimed me. So I said. Hey, I WANT to dance with her. You would think she would take a hint. I told the dancer I wanted to just ignore the plopper. It is my choice and I don't want to be "claimed" by any dancer.[/QUOTE]Ah, the infamous ploppers. They do drive me crazy especially when I'm limited on time. Problem is you may not know that the hot dancer you are trying to get the attention of is the ploppers BFF and then you're screwed because you shooshed away the plopper and she tells her hot dancer friend you don't want dances and they stay away from you. It's a fine line sometimes. Damn the Ploppers!

[QUOTE=SmokeShopJoe;3296317]Just look at them and say, "I don't want to sound rude, But I don't want to waste your time. You are really not my type. If you know any (insert your type here) send them my way" tip them if you want or if they do send someone your way definitely tip them.[/QUOTE]Yeah I had one do so at Raider's the other night, some skanky looking uber white trashy thing named Sunshine. Walked up and asked if I wanted a dance, which I declined. She then sits down and asked if I cared if she sat. To which I replied it doesn't matter to me. Not even one song later she asked AGAIN if I wanted a dance, so I politely told her look I just got her and sat down barely touched my drink. Then she asked if I wanted to by her a drink, seriously, good fucking god I had to be fairly rude at that point and tell her I had no interest in doing any such thing since I didn't know her and was waiting for a dancer that I did in fact know.

Really don't know how some of them can be so fucking dense. Upside is 2 minutes later another one sat down on my lap grabbed my junk and said she was pretty wasted. Time to head to the champagne room in my opinion.

[QUOTE=NatibusVenator;3298842]Envy is best to be avoided. Yeah she is pretty fine, but she is one of those dancers that gives a pretty exceptional floor dance, but as soon as you hit the cabana the dances literally get worse. Better mileage to be has with at least ten other dancers during the daytime for a bill or less.[/QUOTE]Sadly he is telling the truth AVOID Envy. But YMMV.

[QUOTE=DkPersonal;3294249]I had a chance to check out the new and improved TD's east since I hadn't been there in a loooong time. Before the fire and the shootings and what not. The place itself looks pretty nice. I was there about an hour. Not one girl approached me. During the day (3-4), there wasn't a lot of audience members so it was just the girls that were being stupid and not making the rotations. Needless to say, I finished my overpriced drink and left. Maybe I'll come back in another 9 years because I've never been impressed with that place, always a waste of time.

Night time, took a little look in Venom and within about 5 minutes I found what I had been looking for.[/QUOTE]5 minutes sounds about right at venom provided that the right gals arent already previously occupied.

My favorite way of dealing with ploppers that I don't want anything to deal with is one just ignore them.

"Can I sit here?

"sure" (I proceed to not talk to her and just stare at the stage).

With in a couple of minutes of me not acknowledging their existence they get the drift.

I have an open marriage so being blunt and honest (often at the same time) are things I have developed. These ladies are there to make money let them know you have no interest in spending any on them and that their best bet for making money is to leave you alone. If one of them doesn't then just ignore them, I love when they are mid sentence just getting up and tipping a dancer on stage. Another fun one is when it isn't too packed just saying excuse me grabbing your drink and moving to a different table.

Letting the little brain run away with me, I negotiated a cabana visit with Kierra and Sonia. Kierra had been very persuasive in the dances we'd had, but once the three of us got behind the curtain, they began acting completely differently. Gone was the sexiness, gone the playfulness- and gone too, I figured out afterwards, was every loose bill in my wallet.

Since it was mostly my own stupidity, but also partly a very, very well-done job on their part. I will refrain from any further descriptions of what transpired. Spare me my dignity, if not my bills.

[QUOTE=SmokeShopJoe;3304162]My favorite way of dealing with ploppers that I don't want anything to deal with is one just ignore them.

"Can I sit here?

"sure" (I proceed to not talk to her and just stare at the stage).

With in a couple of minutes of me not acknowledging their existence they get the drift.

I have an open marriage so being blunt and honest (often at the same time) are things I have developed. These ladies are there to make money let them know you have no interest in spending any on them and that their best bet for making money is to leave you alone. If one of them doesn't then just ignore them, I love when they are mid sentence just getting up and tipping a dancer on stage. Another fun one is when it isn't too packed just saying excuse me grabbing your drink and moving to a different table.[/QUOTE]At the boat now. Just dealt with a fat plopper. She tried but diamond was on stage. I said excuse me. I want to give the gal on stage a big tip. The look in her eyes was priceless. Needless to say she was not there when I sat down. Diamond is the gal on stage. I think I will take her to the Champaign room and let her slurp on mr happy.

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3306310]At the boat now. Just dealt with a fat plopper. She tried but diamond was on stage. I said excuse me. I want to give the gal on stage a big tip. The look in her eyes was priceless. Needless to say she was not there when I sat down. Diamond is the gal on stage. I think I will take her to the Champaign room and let her slurp on mr happy.[/QUOTE]Hahahahaha. You guys are awesome!! We have all dealt with that. Man it's tough. They block a lot of girls from coming over that's for sure. I've actually would sometimes get a dance so they would leave. But that sometimes backfires cause if you ever go back to club they always recognize you and will always come by!!

I'm going to have to do what you all do LOL.

Hootchiepapa.

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3306310]At the boat now. Just dealt with a fat plopper. She tried but diamond was on stage. I said excuse me. I want to give the gal on stage a big tip. The look in her eyes was priceless. Needless to say she was not there when I sat down. Diamond is the gal on stage. I think I will take her to the Champaign room and let her slurp on mr happy.[/QUOTE]Ahh Diamond, one of the sweetest natural bodies going on out there; and what an uber tight poonani. Pulled a double header today with her and Anaiyah while at the boat.

[QUOTE=Gilligan46;3306310] I said excuse me. I want to give the gal on stage a big tip. The look in her eyes was priceless. Needless to say she was not there when I sat down.[/QUOTE]Fucking Awesome, I would have paid a dollar to have seen the look on her face. Shit more often than not I am already on the move before they realize what I am doing so I never really get to see that look.

[QUOTE=HootchiePapa;3306325]. I've actually would sometimes get a dance so they would leave. But that sometimes backfires cause if you ever go back to club they always recognize you and will always come by!!


Hootchiepapa.[/QUOTE]For me it is like giving that crying little bastard kid what they want just to shut them up, all they have learned is that if they pressure you you will give them a dollar.

I follow the don't be an asshole, use your fucking words, and eat the fucking cake. Since living this way life has gotten much better.

Clear your box I can't send a response to you your box is full.

Haven't been on the board or in town in months. Heading back soon. As I'm usually only attracted to the Latin women at Venoms, would someone please send me a PM with a couple recommendations. I had my favorites months ago. They worked the open until 5 or 6 pm shift, and usually on Thursdays and Friday.

Thanks.

CL.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe;3305443]Letting the little brain run away with me, I negotiated a cabana visit with Kierra and Sonia. Kierra had been very persuasive in the dances we'd had, but once the three of us got behind the curtain, they began acting completely differently. Gone was the sexiness, gone the playfulness- and gone too, I figured out afterwards, was every loose bill in my wallet.

Since it was mostly my own stupidity, but also partly a very, very well-done job on their part. I will refrain from any further descriptions of what transpired. Spare me my dignity, if not my bills.[/QUOTE]I go all the time to venom. I'm terrible remembering names, which two are Kierra and Sonia. I would like to avoid them. Thanks.