How do they come up with this crap?
What are these providers thinking when they write these ads? Some of the ways they describe themselves.
"Jaws of steel. " I'm not putting my dick in that!
"Stallion. " Does that mean her dick is bigger than mine?
"Throat massage. " WTF?
"Upscale. $40 special. " LOLZ.
"Upscale. Glenwood Avenue. " LOLOLOL!
"Exotic Glazed Sea Bass. " I keep trying to rearrange the letters and find the hidden message.
Liveescortreviews BP links
[QUOTE=SailorSam;2619587]Already gone. It's almost useless to post links to BP ads because they are so short-lived. It's better to just pick some keywords that the provider uses to describe herself, and put those in your review. Anyone too stupid to figure out how to search BP for those keywords doesn't deserve to get laid anyway.[/QUOTE]Liveescortreviews links work better. It's also a helpful gauge of the provider as it pulls up her ad history.
Review: Brooke (Mouth of the South)
With all of the new, sketchy, ads showing up on BP I've decided to limit my mongering to girls who have reviews, either here or on TER.
Yesterday Brooke [URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-lollipop-specialraleighs-finest-the-mouth-of-the-south-919-592-0657/23251508[/URL] was offering a $50 "lolipop special" and the location was very convenient. I found one review here so took the plunge.
The location was a very low-end motel, but I wasn't there for the decor. The photos in the ad are really her, and are recent. She's cute, has nice, long, hair, and really nice tits.
Before we started she said "I'm really good at this," and I told her I had heard that. (As an aside, has anyone ever met a girl, provider or not, who did NOT think that she gave the world's greatest blowjobs? Every woman I've ever been with, including my wife, think that they are the very best at sucking dick. The truth is, they are all just about the same.).
Shortly after we got started her phone rang. She apologized profusely and got up to turn it off. Then we got back to business. I have to admit, her technique is really good. Not the greatest I've ever had, but above-average for sure. It's probably as good as you can get for a $50 QV. My all-time best BJ's were from a girlfriend who didn't just suck my dick, she worshiped it. She would lick it and kiss it and tease it and make it last for nearly an hour before I exploded into a huge fountain of cum, and swallow every drop. This wasn't like that. Brooke's technique is about using a lot of suction to create a lot of friction and get you off quickly. I had to stop her once because her teeth were scraping my dick, but I'm a lot thicker than most. I'm kind of quick to pop anyway, and even with the interruption from the phone I was done in less than 10 minutes. She didn't spill a drop, and went into the bathroom to spit and rinse with mouthwash. Then she came back with a warm washcloth and cleaned me up.
I get the impression that she is a high-volume provider, and as I write this I'm trying not to think about how many other dicks had been cleaned up with that same washcloth.
Overall, though, this is a very good value. Certainly no GFE but good for what it is. I will repeat.
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RE: Allison. Young PAWG Goddess
[QUOTE=VanessaClipton;2621328]Looks way too good to be true. Any intel?
[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/certified-snow-real-booty-real-beauty-available-now/23177005[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry, I moved from Charlotte and I haven't been posting reviews here like I should have.
Allison was one of the most elusive dream experiences in all the days of my hobby. I dreamt I woke up and saw her picture early in the morning and being a PAWG connoisseur I had to have. I called her early, she hung up on me. I called her again and she didn't answer. I tried at least a dozen times and sent a few messages. Finally later in the afternoon, she texted me asking for information. Age, race, etc. Then she wanted me to send a picture. I said NO WAY. Two hours later she texted back and we set up an appointment.
I walked into the room and there was a young PAWG goddess. She says she's 24 but she seems much younger. Around 18 to 20. Very cute face, bubbly personality and body to die for. She has curves that make you stand at attention. Relatively slim waist, small be cups, thick thighs and one of the best ASSES I've ever have ever dreamt of. She has milky white skin and that young thick delicious ass and thick thighs makes her body a wonderland to be explored.
She is talkative and we seemed to have decent rapport. She seems relatively new to this and she has LOTs of rules. No DATY, no to any BJ, no CG, no kissing, no spit so this would probably turn most people off. But on the other hand, the experience with her is purely authentic experience with a beautiful young girl who enjoys sex. She seems very low volume and the first time I saw her, I was the first one by afternoon time and once we were done, she was done until the evening and went outside to swim and lie by the pool.
So how could that experience be so good with all those rules? Well, remember back to those first experiences you had with young girls in your teenage years that were wonderful without the dirty sex. Well, it was like that. She has small be cups that are very responsive. And she just closes her eyes and moans softly while you explore her tight thick young body. If you're a PAWG lover you can explore those curves around that milky body all day. Her pussy is shaved and pretty. That ASS comparable only to the some of the really young porn stars with slim waist and thick, wide, taut bubble butts. Those pictures don't do that ass justice! And fucking her, she was sooo tight. Unreal. Tight all the way through. Her pussy was like a velvet glove all he way through. And her responses genuine soft moans, telling me she was enjoying it. I was fucking her in slow motion because I just couldn't handle it. Then to doggy which is her favorite position. Think back to the best thick porn star ass and this is her in real life. She crinkles her nose and makes some fuck faces because she is enjoying it. And she throws it back when you just can't fuck it because it is too good for you but her body is craving for more.
Anyway, she left this morning but she said would be returning sometime. I hope so. She was disappointed in RDU area because call after call asking was for. 40 for 30. It seems that with backpage ads being free right now it's hurting a lot of high quality providers because everyone looking to make a quick buck is posting and many are willing to accept. 30-. 40 since the ads are free. And since the ads are free, there are free, you got to keep posting all day to compete.
$. 20 for 30. Again, no DATY, no BJ, no CG and she is really paranoid and was hard to meet even the 2nd time around even after I tipped her well.
[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/certified-snow-real-booty-real-beauty-available-now/23177005[/URL]
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A FAKE! Bate and Switch Big time
Guys yall be carefull with that one girl posting 60 $$$ 60 $$$ 60 $$$ 60 $$ 60 $$$ 60 $$ ! I showed up at the door and turned out to be a bate and switch, DEFF not the girl on the pic, the girl that opened the door was Black, I didn't even go in, I turned around and quickly left the low end hotel!! I saw some suspicious black fellows approaching to my car! I took off like a bat from hell.
Was a really bad situation!! I'm pretty sure that black girl has some handlers or thug buddies to rob individuals or I don't know!! I didn't want to stay there and find out!!
She uses several phone numbers.
910-759-7192 << you call this number and she won't pick up she only does text with this number.
Her link is:[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/60-60-60-60-60-60-60-60-60-60/23281134[/URL].
Correction, this is the url /# for Bait-and-switch erica
Correction, this is the url /# for Bait-and-switch Erica.
[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/text-an-call-now-limited-availability-only-9192953263-super-cutie-with-a-lot-of-booty/15377821[/URL]
#919-295-3263.
[QUOTE=Moiz33;2618636]
Some people can't wrap their head around the concept of getting repeat customers or building clients; Erica is one of them. This was a bait-switch experience, and I can't recommend spending money here.
After initially agreeing on a rate, she temporarily "forgets" (it's a fucking text message. Scroll up!). Low-end motel on capital. Her pictures don't look accurate; it might be her but very unlikely. Looks were 4. Body wasn't great but her butt was attractive, so I stayed.
Standard covered BJ which is okay, but when I ask if she's ready she responded "for what? ...This is all you're getting" and said she'd need more money for more. Right as she says that (4min into a 15 min qv) her alarm goes off and indicated my time was up.
I hate giving people like this any money, fortunately this is why I get quick visits for first / second time; it minimizes the bad taste in my mouth. I also noticed that someone was in the bathroom a couple minutes in. That's usually a big no-no for me especially in that part of town.
I don't like saying this, but I noticed I've been seeing more Caucasian and Latina ladies lately, and notice I have a more comfortable time and better rapport there, than I do with Black ladies. Even the action is way more enjoyable. I never paid attention to this before. It definitely might have to do with the part of town I see the Black ladies at.[/QUOTE]
Be&E on Arrest records
Looks like one of the BP girls wa arrested recently. Go to the news station that has arrest photos and you'll find her.