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I dreamed I tried to set up a dream with Tia. In my dream I called and set up an appt. I informed her it was over an hour drive for me to see her. She told me to text her when I arrived. Same old sorry story, showed up, texted her. No response!! Called and phone went to voicemail. Waited a few minutes then texted her I was leaving. 30 minutes after I left I get a text saying come. Back I was in the bathroom.

In my dream, which had become another no show nightmare, I kept heading home. I'm tired of young ladies who complain. About people no-showing and then pull no shows themselves..

They always ask for courteous behavior, and I am always courteous and respectful, then they can't return the courtesy!

Oh well, I know it's in the nature of the way it works. I am going to find a courteous young lady to dream about and dream about her reguarily.

After another no show experience with another provider, I dreamed I met Kati. In my dream the appt was easy to set up, she gave me directions to her apartment. In my dream she opened the door and I glimpsed a beautiful naked Kati lead me to the bedroom. The photo's were really her! She has a bubbly, fun, and easy to get along with personality. I had a wonderful dream and l will definitely see this young lady again. Finally, someone who keeps appointments, is pleasant, seems to enjoy herself, and is great to spend time with!! (I can't upload link but she is located in op and has been reviewed before).

Treat her right, she is a real gem.

Has anyone see this one before? I called told me send a pic sorry can't my throw away phone doesn't have camera. Second she says send me refs which I do, then she sends me the address I text when I get there she calls and I miss the call. I call back and she's like hang up I'm going to call you back, then shoots me a text saying she's all good no TY. I'm like ***** you wasted my time, gas, and my 2.00 ARM fee. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xcl-wh-u-n-a-tt-trt-r-t-tif-ou-xtra-pecil-b4-3am-25/4985793[/URL].

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None of her pictures show her supposedly Angelic face, but her body looks tight in the pictures. It's kind of hard to search for a review on here about her since the ads don't have a name. Has anyone dreamt about her they would like to share, feel free to PM me.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Sicily;1913890]Good morning,

How are you? Hopefully well. I am sending this message in a attempt to get your attention. I heard that you're a [B]Greek GOD [/B]and wanted to invite you into my [B]glory hole[/B]. I recently started this fetish and I love it. My super [B]soft ass [/B]loves to be accommodated and it truly arouses me to the point of [B]organisms[/B], even squirting. I do have a new review on ECCIE, so check it out. Also view my website, it is full of photos, a new video and much more. My fetishes are listed with my donations, so you can build your own MENU!

Until we meet.

Diamond Black "The Squirter".

Maybe she thinks I'm [B]Dionysus[/B]. Maybe [B]Zeus[/B], I dunno. Someone needs to splain to Lucy what a "[U]glory hole[/U]" is. Now, the funniest, ah, the [B]ORGANISMS[/B]. Too funny. Reminds me of Norm Crosby, anyone remember him? Also there was that dude from the Bowery Boys, wayyyyy back in the day. Ahh, good stuff.

Hey, maybe she does have organisms, hope she gets some antibiotics. LOL.

Anyways, if there was someone who dropped my name to her, then appreciate it, but. Eh, I'll say no more.

Organisms... Hehehehehehehe.[/QUOTE]I think you're actually Thor, God of thumping the wagon wheel. Still cracking me up.

[QUOTE=Ranger425;1913198]Free market enterprise, she can charge what she wants. Maybe it's the allure of her being 18. I agree though, she doesn't look as if she can justify those rates, and I am not inclined to TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Seen this girl when she was down in Atlantic Bch. This was before she started with the level 1/2/3 crap. She definitely is young which is the allure, it was basically a crummy body rub with horrible HE... It was bad that I had to finish myself.

Yes there are definitely way better options for the same monies.

[QUOTE=DiamondSquirt;1914218]Yes a member did give me your name. However excuse the typo. If that's all you have baby, then you'll have to come a little bit stronger then that. I have 2 new reviews, regarding my skills.[/QUOTE]

I don't think your skills were being questioned :D

Had the pleasure of meeting Super Sexy Vixen Maria. Location is safe and Maria is accommodating, laid back, and put me right at ease. Maria is a real trooper when it is time to get down to business and goes out of her way to make sure you are taken care of and that you leave with a smile and out of breath. I definitely will repeat she is a keeper. Treat her right. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-exotic-vixen-waiting-on-you-maria-24/4389183[/URL].

[QUOTE=Pipelayer10;1914213]Has anyone see this one before? I called told me send a pic sorry can't my throw away phone doesn't have camera. Second she says send me refs which I do, then she sends me the address I text when I get there she calls and I miss the call. I call back and she's like hang up I'm going to call you back, then shoots me a text saying she's all good no TY. I'm like ***** you wasted my time, gas, and my 2.00 ARM fee. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xcl-wh-u-n-a-tt-trt-r-t-tif-ou-xtra-pecil-b4-3am-25/4985793[/URL].[/QUOTE]Damn bro I never had those problems, it Wassss worth my time when I went.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-for-the-classy-woman-39/5469887[/URL]

Check out the link. It says from a classy woman. But the photo is of some guy. So ia he trying to say he is a woman or did she upload the wrong photo.

Interesting. Same pics, different numbers, same name, different cities. I getting dizzy.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-exotic-skylar-is-waiting-for-you-23/14711277[/URL]

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-exotic-girl-back-in-town-21/5472236[/URL]

[QUOTE=Wolfman1359;1914956][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-for-the-classy-woman-39/5469887[/URL]

Check out the link. It says from a classy woman. But the photo is of some guy. So ia he trying to say he is a woman or did she upload the wrong photo.[/QUOTE]It looks to me like a guy offering massage services to woman. The Body Rub section of Backpage is gender neutral.

[QUOTE=Sicily;1913890]Good morning,

How are you? Hopefully well. I am sending this message in a attempt to get your attention. I heard that you're a [B]Greek GOD [/B]and wanted to invite you into my [B]glory hole[/B]. I recently started this fetish and I love it. My super [B]soft ass [/B]loves to be accommodated and it truly arouses me to the point of [B]organisms[/B], even squirting. I do have a new review on ECCIE, so check it out. Also view my website, it is full of photos, a new video and much more. My fetishes are listed with my donations, so you can build your own MENU!

Until we meet.

Diamond Black "The Squirter".

Maybe she thinks I'm [B]Dionysus[/B]. Maybe [B]Zeus[/B], I dunno. Someone needs to splain to Lucy what a "[U]glory hole[/U]" is. Now, the funniest, ah, the [B]ORGANISMS[/B]. Too funny. Reminds me of Norm Crosby, anyone remember him? Also there was that dude from the Bowery Boys, wayyyyy back in the day. Ahh, good stuff.

Hey, maybe she does have organisms, hope she gets some antibiotics. LOL.

Anyways, if there was someone who dropped my name to her, then appreciate it, but. Eh, I'll say no more.

Organisms... Hehehehehehehe.[/QUOTE]I'm the one who dropped the name. Trust me she knows what an orgasm is. Or maybe just when I'm around! And so I don't anna sound stupid but what is a glory hole? I'm not into greek / sicily or whatever but just suggested she try you man. I didn't know it was going to be like that. Was all that necessary Diamond is a good provider. We need good ones like her around here. But also mann I'm not teying to get on your bad side either you've sent plenty quality and not so quality ass my way so I was jist trying to help...thought you might like some virgin booty!

[QUOTE=BigChef69;1915303]I'm the one who dropped the name. Trust me she knows what an orgasm is. Or maybe just when I'm around! And so I don't anna sound stupid but what is a glory hole? I'm not into greek / sicily or whatever but just suggested she try you man. I didn't know it was going to be like that. Was all that necessary Diamond is a good provider. We need good ones like her around here. But also mann I'm not teying to get on your bad side either you've sent plenty quality and not so quality ass my way so I was jist trying to help...thought you might like some virgin booty![/QUOTE]

No offense to Diamond whatsoever...but did "virgin" and "provider" just get used in the same sentence? *snicker*.

A glory hole is a hole in a wall or any other random place that you stick your penis through so the person on the other side can give you some fellatio. Usually a gay thing, but not necessarily all the time.

[QUOTE=Wolfman1359;1914956][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-for-the-classy-woman-39/5469887[/URL]

Check out the link. It says from a classy woman. But the photo is of some guy. So ia he trying to say he is a woman or did she upload the wrong photo.[/QUOTE]Uhm! It says, "Massage for the Classy Woman" key word "for" not by. Meaning, He (guy in PIC) gives sensual massages for women.

OS.

[QUOTE=MaxBurton;1914571]Had the pleasure of meeting Super Sexy Vixen Maria. Location is safe and Maria is accommodating, laid back, and put me right at ease. Maria is a real trooper when it is time to get down to business and goes out of her way to make sure you are taken care of and that you leave with a smile and out of breath. I definitely will repeat she is a keeper. Treat her right. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-exotic-vixen-waiting-on-you-maria-24/4389183[/URL].[/QUOTE]I have to agree with you. She is sexier in person and her body is perfect she has an amazing ass. When I saw her she had this Pocahontas look with her hair braided in two corn roles and nice little outfit and she had her bodyguard Tank watching her back (a pitbull) but he was friendly and she put him up. She is Hottttttt. But everything was covered. Still very much worth a visit.

Does anyone have info on this lovely lady? Much thanks.

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[QUOTE=JaxQt;1915329]...A glory hole is a hole in a wall or any other random place that you stick your penis through so the person on the other side can give you some fellatio. Usually a gay thing, but not necessarily all the time...[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.gloryholegirlz.com/[/URL]

If I am not mistaken, the dude behind this got his start in Tampa working in adult video stores like this one:

[URL]http://fantasylandtampa.us/about_us.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigChef69;1915303]I'm the one who dropped the name. Trust me she knows what an orgasm is. Or maybe just when I'm around! And so I don't anna sound stupid but what is a glory hole? I'm not into greek / sicily or whatever but just suggested she try you man. I didn't know it was going to be like that. Was all that necessary Diamond is a good provider. We need good ones like her around here. But also mann I'm not teying to get on your bad side either you've sent plenty quality and not so quality ass my way so I was jist trying to help...thought you might like some virgin booty![/QUOTE]Its a non issue. Like I said, Ill say no more. Except that the post had to be made. People deserve to know. Its all good.

[QUOTE=PeterBiltDude;1915454]I have to agree with you. She is sexier in person and her body is perfect she has an amazing ass. When I saw her she had this Pocahontas look with her hair braided in two corn roles and nice little outfit and she had her bodyguard Tank watching her back (a pitbull) but he was friendly and she put him up. She is Hottttttt. But everything was covered. Still very much worth a visit.[/QUOTE]She is not worth a visit. Saw her a few months ago. She is heavier than her pics. She doesn't do much at all and sets an egg timer to get you out of there as quick as possible and the deed was done on a mattress tossed on the floor of the living room in an average apartment. Her review marks are consistently below average on other sites. Someone used a term DFE Dead Fish Experience, that applies here.

After a fail attempt to play catch up with a few long time wanting to see, I decided to go without. Then I got a message this morning saying that they were available and to come thru, so I did. Location was a residential neighborhood, so I thought this could be on the up and up. Walk in the house, which mind you its in a pretty nice neighborhood and it looks as if they squatting there. There was a Saturn out front on a jack and a rusted out car for the 50's in the front yard. I figured I'm here and she seem high, so why not. There were two couches in the front room and that's where business was to be handle. On top of that I heard someone in the back giggling and up farther inspection, it was another girl, must have been excited that they was about to get some change to go refill their Rx. Started off with a covered BJ which there was no effort at all, then I was like lets do it so we can part ways. And she like for what you gave, I'm like yeah, it'll be quicker this way. Had me do it standing K9. Was doing that for a bit and I wanted her to go mish so I could stare into her soul. That when she stop and started laughing and said "No", I like alright then turn back around, and she like no we're done, for what you gave, that's all you get. I was like I didn't even bust yet. She then said you was taking to long and her people already got some one else on the way. Of course I felt like snatching what was given out of her bra that she was still wearing and jetting, but the cool came over me and was like F it. Keep it its nothing to me. I then calmly left. Chick was already high she was trying to talk but couldn't open her mouth to do so. Now the kicker in all of this is, I never contacted this one she contacted me. So I went thru the number I did contact and she was not one of them. So are they networking now and trading numbers out to one another?

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Fun enough... Uncovered, but has a phobia about contact with the boys. Personally, that's important to me!

[QUOTE=Mike1237;1915853]She is not worth a visit. Saw her a few months ago. She is heavier than her pics. She doesn't do much at all and sets an egg timer to get you out of there as quick as possible and the deed was done on a mattress tossed on the floor of the living room in an average apartment. Her review marks are consistently below average on other sites. Someone used a term DFE Dead Fish Experience, that applies here.[/QUOTE]I guess everyone's experience is different I had a good time other than the whole covered everything but this was a few weeks ago for me. She went down hill fast.

[QUOTE=StewieGriffin;1909595]I have emailed her several times from different accounts and have never gotten a response from her...[/QUOTE]As I lurk rather than post I decided to TOFTT and was quite pleasantly surprised. Very discreet with info, she says she likes to keep the client list small and regular. A few emails back and forth to set up appt, and a call the day of to describe myself. Location (not a hotel) was nice and clean, and she looks like her pics. Pretty in the face, busty (natural), and curvy. Perhaps a little extra on the curvy side but made up for it in technique and manner. I got a light touch rub, as I have pretty sensitive skin it was jammin'. Very, very comfortable, no clock watching, no rush of any kind, nice chit chat, brings out the girls, has very nice hands, left quite happy. $ donation with no hidden fees.

Will be returning for what she calls, a kissing massage.

It's hard to believe just because I had a difference of opinion and I just worn that she had a pitbull that somehow now I'm her manager all I did was tell about the experience that I had that differed from everybody else all it was was an opinion I didn't know that once one person got a bad review we all had to give her a bad review she might be horrible at what she does but the time I went she wasn't.okay you got me secretly I am a pimp and all of my PM buddies that's been messaging me those are all my girls that I tell you about and all the money comes to me and anyone who had a bad experience with any of my girls just drop me a line and I will refund your money the secret is out.

[QUOTE=BobPopBob;1915892]Fun enough... Uncovered, but has a phobia about contact with the boys. Personally, that's important to me![/QUOTE]Which provider? PM.

We can swap info.

[QUOTE=Chewy1971;1915756]Does anyone have info on this lovely lady? Much thanks.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-slim-black-barbie-is-back-well-reviewed-19/4076646[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes I do think you should go see a but if you need the form I think that my cousin Adrian has written a post about her.

[QUOTE=PeterBiltDude;1916024]It's hard to believe just because I had a difference of opinion and I just worn that she had a pitbull that somehow now I'm her manager all I did was tell about the experience that I had that differed from everybody else all it was was an opinion I didn't know that once one person got a bad review we all had to give her a bad review she might be horrible at what she does but the time I went she wasn't.okay you got me secretly I am a pimp and all of my PM buddies that's been messaging me those are all my girls that I tell you about and all the money comes to me and anyone who had a bad experience with any of my girls just drop me a line and I will refund your money the secret is out.[/QUOTE]Well I had a good time with her too. I saw her twice one time with her dog during a session everything cover but its fine with me I quess I'm her pimp too. You don't need to refund my money.

[QUOTE=PeterBiltDude;1916024]It's hard to believe just because I had a difference of opinion and I just worn that she had a pitbull that somehow now I'm her manager all I did was tell about the experience that I had that differed from everybody else all it was was an opinion I didn't know that once one person got a bad review we all had to give her a bad review she might be horrible at what she does but the time I went she wasn't.okay you got me secretly I am a pimp and all of my PM buddies that's been messaging me those are all my girls that I tell you about and all the money comes to me and anyone who had a bad experience with any of my girls just drop me a line and I will refund your money the secret is out.[/QUOTE]Sorry but whenever I see glowing reviews for a provider that has had pretty bad reviews on the forums, the red flag goes up... But I guess I jumped the gun.

Based on the past reviews, and your experience its best to say YMMV with more miss then hit.

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I first met Angie years ago in a different town & I have been a huge fan of this tiny little dynamo ever since. From the beginning she set a new standard for white-hot spinner sexiness, and every experience I've had with her has been even more deliciously pornographic than the one before. But on top of that, I also just plain like the gal. I've know her when she was struggling & am really happy to see her in a good place these days. Through all the ups & downs, she has always been the real deal: sweet, straightforward, and sensitive. Time after time, she makes me laugh & then she proceeds to rock my world. I've said it before: she may call herself Angie Loveless but, damn, what's not to love?

Sadly, due to missed connections & the crazy speed of life, I had not seen her in months, so it was definitely time to make up for lost time. And so we did, or we at least got a good start on it! I picked her up where she was shopping & took her back to her condo. Yes, this is the one her sugar daddy (who sounds like a righteous guy) helped her get. And, NO, there were no security cameras. I checked twice at Angie's urging, coming & going. She took them down despite her harrowing break-in experience, which still has her pretty stressed out, because of all the grief she caught about them. I personally wasn't worried but, for Angie's sake, I hope it puts some of your minds at ease that they are gone.

Angie is chatty & so am I & since it had been awhile, we Sat. On the couch & enjoyed some drinks & conversation. I don't know how long we talked. Angie is super high energy but she never makes me feel rushed. Then somewhere in there, we got frisky. We headed upstairs to the bedroom & the next thing I know, out come the toys & lube & it was on! I've lost track of the sequence of events & can't provide a blow-by-blow (heh!) But I can tell you that it was as mind-blowing & satisfying as it gets! There were buzzing vibrators & a glass butt plug. I was sitting on a stool at the foot of the bed & Angie was on her knees. Then she was on the bed in front of me with one toy buzzing away & me working the glass one. Then we were both on the bed. At one point she was about upside down against the headboard. I don't know what you call that position, but it was fun. Then she was on her knees again. Then we were both on the floor. She opened wide & we made like missionaries at both ports of call. Then she flipped & we sailed the islands to the inevitable, shuddering destination. That sexy little siren, who is half my size at most & whose cute little butt cheeks barely fill my hands, left me a quivering heap of man jelly. This is why I'm crazy about her.

Afterwards I enjoyed a quick shower. Then we played around with my cell phone camera. I've really got to get a better camera. For next time, and the time after that!

[QUOTE=EaglesSb;1916493]Sorry but whenever I see glowing reviews for a provider that has had pretty bad reviews on the forums, the red flag goes up... But I guess I jumped the gun.

Based on the past reviews, and your experience its best to say YMMV with more miss then hit.[/QUOTE]Hey guy's, this whole debate about who's seen who and who's done what is all very arbitrary. I've seen a number of these providers with glowing reviews and my experience with them was less than stellar! I've also seen a few, not many but a few, who's reviews were terrible and had a great time with them. These are exceptions I might add, bad reviews typically lead to bad experiences while good reviews by trusted posters are normally decent and sometimes great. I think it's best to watch for posters on this site that have a track record that you agree with and go with their recommendations. It's also the same with guy's opinions about the way women look, everybody has things they like and don't like, saying a woman has a great ass for instance might not mean the same to me as it does to you. I've seen women and posted a review stating that I thought they looked pretty good and been told by another monger they thought she was a dog, opinions vary! Men who have participated in this hobby for any length of time know sometimes your ego and dick get in the way of good judgement and hard core participants in this hobby, against all instinct and better judgement have taken one for the team and at some point and done something stupid, I know I have! No one ever bat's a thousand Charley Brown your going to take a hit every now and then. So what I'm getting at here is we should take most monger postings with some skepticism, be as truthful as possible, look for other posters who's opinions coincide with ours and always stay safe. I couldn't sleep tonight so I got on line and started rambling, Sorry. JD.

JD you hit it right on. Also another thing to point out is that you may not have the same connection with that provider as others had. You would think that all providers would give the same service with everyone but that's not the case all the times. Believe it or not some of these providers need to be somewhat attractive to you for them to be able to perform at a higher capability.

I know you are paying them but they see it in their minds that they are doing you a favor on what kind of service you get.

So guys unless it's out of the ordinary don't get all hissy when one Monger doesn't agree with your review or others just move on.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;1916703]Hey guy's, this whole debate about who's seen who and who's done what is all very arbitrary. I've seen a number of these providers with glowing reviews and my experience with them was less than stellar! I've also seen a few, not many but a few, who's reviews were terrible and had a great time with them. These are exceptions I might add, bad reviews typically lead to bad experiences while good reviews by trusted posters are normally decent and sometimes great. I think it's best to watch for posters on this site that have a track record that you agree with and go with their recommendations. It's also the same with guy's opinions about the way women look, everybody has things they like and don't like, saying a woman has a great ass for instance might not mean the same to me as it does to you. I've seen women and posted a review stating that I thought they looked pretty good and been told by another monger they thought she was a dog, opinions vary! Men who have participated in this hobby for any length of time know sometimes your ego and dick get in the way of good judgement and hard core participants in this hobby, against all instinct and better judgement have taken one for the team and at some point and done something stupid, I know I have! No one ever bat's a thousand Charley Brown your going to take a hit every now and then. So what I'm getting at here is we should take most monger postings with some skepticism, be as truthful as possible, look for other posters who's opinions coincide with ours and always stay safe. I couldn't sleep tonight so I got on line and started rambling, Sorry. JD.[/QUOTE]

Anybody have any experience with the BP Ad in our forum named Michelle. Pics don't look bad, just wondering. Thanks.

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;1916741]JD you hit it right on. Also another thing to point out is that you may not have the same connection with that provider as others had. You would think that all providers would give the same service with everyone but that's not the case all the times. Believe it or not some of these providers need to be somewhat attractive to you for them to be able to perform at a higher capability.

I know you are paying them but they see it in their minds that they are doing you a favor on what kind of service you get.

So guys unless it's out of the ordinary don't get all hissy when one Monger doesn't agree with your review or others just move on.[/QUOTE]I totally agree. A small note though, I believe you mean that the provider has to be somewhat [B]attracted [/B]to you for them to be able to perform at a higher capability. I've always lived by this rule, [B]because not all you mongers are as handsome( and conceited ) as me[/B]. Some of you fat stinky hairy unhygienic bass turds give a bad review because for the life of you, ya can't understand why she was a terrible provider.

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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue]

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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue][/QUOTE][blue]YMMV is ALWAYS in effect. I have this chick down here that I nail on a weekly basis,

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Isabela_15-2431-4649_876.htm[/url]

who has HORRIBLE reviews on the local forum down here. Rushed, indifferent service, clock watching, cutting the time short. Just a fucking string of crappy reports. I started banging her right when she started working before anybody else could report on her so I didn't know to not see her. Every time I do though she leaves me half dead, TOTAL PSE, multiple shots on goal, all access, IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE mike skills. Seriously, one of my all time top 20's. Why? I have no fucking idea. Maybe she digs Yankees, maybe she likes fat old men, maybe my blue eyes turn her on. I don't know but it's what happens.

You guys have been harshing on this brother long enough. He's reported on many different chicks, some of them less than stellar. His experience was his experience. If yours was different post it, but I don't want to see anymore posts attacking his. If somebody does, I'm changing your title to douchebag and putting you back on moderation.

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Good point Sicily but hey we all can't be as good looking as u lol


[QUOTE=Sicily;1916772]I totally agree. A small note though, I believe you mean that the provider has to be somewhat [B]attracted [/B]to you for them to be able to perform at a higher capability. I've always lived by this rule, [B]because not all you mongers are as handsome( and conceited ) as me[/B]. Some of you fat stinky hairy unhygienic bass turds give a bad review because for the life of you, ya can't understand why she was a terrible provider.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sicily;1916772]I totally agree. A small note though, I believe you mean that the provider has to be somewhat [B]attracted [/B]to you for them to be able to perform at a higher capability. I've always lived by this rule, [B]because not all you mongers are as handsome( and conceited ) as me[/B]. Some of you fat stinky hairy unhygienic bass turds give a bad review because for the life of you, ya can't understand why she was a terrible provider.[/QUOTE]Sicily must not be talking about me because I'm a baritone not a bass.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1916964][blue]YMMV is ALWAYS in effect. I have this chick down here that I nail on a weekly basis,

[url]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Isabela_15-2431-4649_876.htm[/url]

who has HORRIBLE reviews on the local forum down here. Rushed, indifferent service, clock watching, cutting the time short. Just a fucking string of crappy reports. I started banging her right when she started working before anybody else could report on her so I didn't know to not see her. Every time I do though she leaves me half dead, TOTAL PSE, multiple shots on goal, all access, IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE mike skills. Seriously, one of my all time top 20's. Why? I have no fucking idea. Maybe she digs Yankees, maybe she likes fat old men, maybe my blue eyes turn her on. I don't know but it's what happens.

You guys have been harshing on this brother long enough. He's reported on many different chicks, some of them less than stellar. His experience was his experience. If yours was different post it, but I don't want to see anymore posts attacking his. If somebody does, I'm changing your title to douchebag and putting you back on moderation.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]So how much do you think it would cost us to ship her up here so we can give her some terrible reviews? Over and over and over again. I'm cashing out and buying a plane ticket.

[QUOTE=Scohen1025;1917043]So how much do you think it would cost us to ship her up here so we can give her some terrible reviews? Over and over and over again. I'm cashing out and buying a plane ticket.[/QUOTE]I can fake a yankee accent and already have the rest going for me. Maybe it would be the time of my life and I could vouch for her only good review.