Massage Parlor Reports

After having good luck getting Ana on a walk-in a couple weeks ago, I tried my luck again. Big mistake!

I didn't get Ana after asking for her at the front. I got the curtain NEXT to Ana with some old lady. I asked the lady a couple times for Ana (Ana and one of you fuckers were probably laughing at me in the next curtain room over. I could here her slopping on your member!) LOL.

This old lady has me lay face down (No Ana for sure) then gives me a massage. A little / slight tickle goes on throughout. Uh oh. This is NOT what I'm looking for. On the flip she massages my face. Again, not a good sign. Then it gets weird. She keeps getting really close to my face and smiling at me. So uncomfortable. Then when doing this for the 3rd or 4th time she starts to stroke me a little. Ok, now we're getting somewhere. I'm going to just close my eyes and think happy thoughts because this chick is freaking me out. Then she starts trying to french kiss me. WTF? Ewwwww. She keeps trying but I keep my lips and teeth clenched. No way lady. Just do the deed and let me gtf out of there. If I ever go back, it's by appointment only for sure. There is a cute young girl in there, but I don't know if she does the private area or not, and I'm not willing to keep trying to find out.

Be warned fellas, if you don't get Ana (The curtain room closest to the wal, not the hallway / restroom one) you may get the really old lady (Mandy or something like that).

Yup, I found Betty.

Oh man, she's a nasty girl. So fucking hot too. What a body. Thin, long legs, smokin hot ass, nice bolt on's, beautiful smile and long hair. And she sure does seem to enjoy herself, which I love.

If you remember mommasons name from Sky Park Circle and want to know how to find Betty, PM me with mommas name so I know you're a trusted member.

Had a visit in LF yesterday. Off toro. L spa. . 6 for the hour, I got mimi. A little older Asian gal, ok looks but definitely a little older. Nice massage to start out with, I told her I had strained a muscle in my neck and she concentrated a little more on that area.

She worked out the back and legs and then started paying attention to the boys a little while I was face down. She asked if it was ok and I said absolutely! She spent a few minutes tickling, massaging an rubbing the soldier and his boys. Nothing too much but just enough to put me in the mood.

So, came the flip, a little on the front and the question. YMMV, but I think you can get a little more depends on the negotiations. I tried to work my magic, but settled for. 8 for BBBJ. It was decent, but caught her trying switch to HJ after a bit. Ummm not on my watch! LOL there was a little groping involved, but on the outside. She did slide down the drawers a bit.

She insisted that I No CIM, but after a couple warnings I tried to warn her and she was a little slow on the reaction. LOL & anyway, she didn't seem to happy but I joked saying I was trying to tell her. But she was cool about it.

Anyway, she cleans me up and I starts to massage again. I'm feeling good at this point and offer another. 2 for HJ. Tried again for a second helping but I was spent after about a 10 minutes attempt. Again, hands wandered but only on the outside which she was responsive to.

So, I tapped out early and was on my merry way. Overall, decent experience.

[QUOTE=Import;2440017]Went to the new place in LF near The Hat. Got a short mixed looking Asian / White girl with long hair and some mixed Asian / White booty. Started the massage face down with her pressing herself against the top of my head, and my hands squeezing her cute butt. Perfect. The mutual massage progressed quickly: I got to play with her natural be's along with that cute azz; She got to play with what she wanted to play with. We didn't wate much time, the session proved to be short and sweet, just like her. $35 for half hour. Don't bother with one hour. Standard rates. One other girl, or a dead body, under a blanket on the office sofa.[/QUOTE]Been there 2 times, unfortunately I didn't get the cute little Asian I saw at the front counter. I got a little larger gal. Too thick for me, her name is Nay. First time wouldn't shut up. 5 minutes in, asked if I found them on rub maps. That was my first clue I came to the right place. . 5 / hr. 4 tip. Standard. Probably won't repeat unless I'm in a pinch LOL I believe HE is only thing on menu.

[QUOTE=AssCoach;2443017]After having good luck getting Ana on a walk-in a couple weeks ago, I tried my luck again. Big mistake!

I didn't get Ana after asking for her at the front. I got the curtain NEXT to Ana with some old lady. I asked the lady a couple times for Ana (Ana and one of you fuckers were probably laughing at me in the next curtain room over. I could here her slopping on your member!) LOL.

This old lady has me lay face down (No Ana for sure) then gives me a massage. A little / slight tickle goes on throughout. Uh oh. This is NOT what I'm looking for. On the flip she massages my face. Again, not a good sign. Then it gets weird. She keeps getting really close to my face and smiling at me. So uncomfortable. Then when doing this for the 3rd or 4th time she starts to stroke me a little. Ok, now we're getting somewhere. I'm going to just close my eyes and think happy thoughts because this chick is freaking me out. Then she starts trying to french kiss me. WTF? Ewwwww. She keeps trying but I keep my lips and teeth clenched. No way lady. Just do the deed and let me gtf out of there. If I ever go back, it's by appointment only for sure. There is a cute young girl in there, but I don't know if she does the private area or not, and I'm not willing to keep trying to find out.

Be warned fellas, if you don't get Ana (The curtain room closest to the wlal, not the hallway / restroom one) you may get the really old lady (Mandy or something like that).[/QUOTE]I was with ANA at 12 or1. I thought it was in a actual room, not a room made by curtains. I decided to push it a little, and grasped her crotch. Soon she was naked and about to Cowgirl BB.

I told her no, I had no condom. Fortunately I was thinking with the big head. Everyone should try it once (maybe), particularity if you like rimming. There is no doubt of the MMS walk of shame. This is the place where the old milfs who can't cut it elseware go; or FOB grannies. If Ana does it in a make up room, I wonder what happens in the real room?

[QUOTE=AssCoach;2443026]Yup, I found Betty.

Oh man, she's a nasty giirl. So fucking hot too. What a body. Thin, long legs, smokin hot ass, nice bolt on's, beautiful smile and long hair. And she sure does seem to enjoy herself, which I love.

If you remember mommasons name from Sky Park Circle and want to know how to find Betty, PM me with mommas name so I know you're a trusted member.[/QUOTE]Do there due diligence and search back a few pages to get this info. Just a thought. Saw her a few weeks ago and my god that booty is as tight as her body. Be safe and have fun.

[QUOTE=SoCalxx;2443301]Been there 2 times, unfortunately I didn't get the cute little Asian I saw at the front counter. I got a little larger gal. Too thick for me, her name is Nay. First time wouldn't shut up. 5 minutes in, asked if I found them on rub maps. That was my first clue I came to the right place. . 5 / hr. 4 tip. Standard. Probably won't repeat unless I'm in a pinch LOL I believe HE is only thing on menu.[/QUOTE]They are used to it. You won't hurt their feelings, it's just work to them. Besides, it's your money, and service is expensive.

Is this the place on Brookhurst near Edinger? If so, it might be the only place with good reviews here, *********, and Yelp.

I took Ana for a spin today at 5 pm. Asked for her at the front desk and paid the 20 for the half hour door fee. Was taken to the space in theback on the right and the mamasan pulled the curtain closed. I did not get the private room on the left side.

Everything is pretty much as described before. I stripped and Ana told me to lay on my back and she started the BBBJ service. As has been posted, she is not much to look at but she knows what she is doing. The rimming was fantastic. Spent nearly the full half hour on me until I popped CIM. Allowed as much roaming as I wanted. She was happy with the 40 tip. I would repeat.

OAH.

Wanted to try an asian spot after spending my last few stops at holiday and other latina places. Last AMP visit was to bedazzled so I needed to find a new spot. Went over to GG to check out lavender. When I showed up the lot was a bit full and the door was wide open with a guy already waiting. Ducked around the corner and ended up at avenue after ducking a few cat calls from a girl at the new spot next to the rest area. Glad I did! Got a fantastic massage from Tina who is smoking hot with natural see's. Then got a no rush CBJ for $ which is all I ever want from these places. Wanted $60 for everything which seemed steep But based on the BJ and her body, She may be worth it.

Just wrote a long post about a recent adventure to GG but somehow it got deleted. Anyway, ended up with a real hottie named tina at avenue. Slender with perky see's. No rush, great massage, wanted $60 for everything, settled for $ CBJ. Girl took her time and gave me my moneys worth. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=JonJones;2444266]Is this the place on Brookhurst near Edinger? If so, it might be the only place with good reviews here, *********, and Yelp.[/QUOTE]Corner of Westminster and Springdale. If you can find the fish and chips place you'll see it.

I was overseas for a couple of weeks with my SO, and upon my recent return needed some quick me time. Work is keeping me busy, but I managed a quick break to Holiday Spa on Irvine Ave. , which is easy for me to get to on a lunch break. I saw Miko again, and although she was still very good (see my report #11552 on this thread), she didn't remember me from last time and was a little more cautious in the beginning. However, she soon warmed up and provided a first-rate rub & tug. I particularly liked how she was staring so hard at my southern soldier as I was ready to explode. She really enjoys watching you pop.

She also gives an acceptable therapeutic massage before and after the handy, which is nice, and she told me at the end that she'll give me "more service" next time. Intriguing.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;2445239]Corner of Westminster and Springdale. If you can find the fish and chips place you'll see it.[/QUOTE]I tried the fish and chips too. They were very good.

Went to Sweet that's in the plaza with the 7-11 and Bagel place. Got a gal named Vicky I believe. She work a short skirt and had decent be-see boobs. I've been to this place a few times and it's overall been average. This time I have to say the massage portion was pretty weak with not much strength. She did the soft touch thing forever and teased but I was actually looking forward to a decent massage this time. She let me roam some and the HJ was nice and slow and long which is better than rushing I suppose. . 50 for the hour and tipped her. 40. She asked for. 50 but told her. 40 was all I had. Always leave happy here but if you want a decent rub then it's a coin toss.

-Woodyee.

[QUOTE=OldAsiaHand;2445587]I tried the fish and chips too. They were very good.[/QUOTE]Never been inside this AMP but the taco joint next door is awesome. .

For the old timers on the board. Just reminiscing. Anyone remember Sharon, and Ivy from the string of shops Sharon was opening called Stressed Out? What happened to them. Just thinking.

Hello fellas,

I have been reading the forum for a while, and want to ask, do you get completely naked before the session starts, or in underwear?

Thinking to try Holiday spa this weekend, since it is so close to me.

Thanks!

P.S.

Also I was wandering if 25 year old Is too young for them? .

Went to the new Chinese foot / body place in the shopping center at Brookhurst and Westminster. Starbucks on the corner. Typical Chinese staff, mid 30's and up. Low entry price of $30 hr. ,but the girl wanted more than the standard rate on the back end for service. So I passed and gave her a standard legit tip instead. Nice staff here, friendly girls. Average massage.

[QUOTE=KingKuts;2444923]Wanted to try an asian spot after spending my last few stops at holiday and other latina places. Last AMP visit was to bedazzled so I needed to find a new spot. Went over to GG to check out lavender. When I showed up the lot was a bit full and the door was wide open with a guy already waiting. Ducked around the corner and ended up at avenue after ducking a few cat calls from a girl at the new spot next to the rest area. Glad I did! Got a fantastic massage from Tina who is smoking hot with natural see's. Then got a no rush CBJ for $ which is all I ever want from these places. Wanted $60 for everything which seemed steep But based on the BJ and her body, She may be worth it.[/QUOTE]Got location for Avenue or in a specific shopping ctr?

[QUOTE=KingKuts;2444927]Just wrote a long post about a recent adventure to GG but somehow it got deleted. Anyway, ended up with a real hottie named tina at avenue. Slender with perky see's. No rush, great massage, wanted $60 for everything, settled for $ CBJ. Girl took her time and gave me my moneys worth. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Never mind previous post. I know where now. Fern complex.

[QUOTE=Import;2448298]Went to the new Chinese foot / body place in the shopping center at Brookhurst and Westminster. Starbucks on the corner. Typical Chinese staff, mid 30's and up. Low entry price of $30 hr. ,but the girl wanted more than the standard rate on the back end for service. So I passed and gave her a standard legit tip instead. Nice staff here, friendly girls. Average massage.[/QUOTE]Does she even look good to have the gall to ask for more than the usual handy tip? Some will ask for more expecting you to negotiate down. The V girls usually ask for more cause they're high in the looks dept.

When I first started out in this hobby I'd leave my jockey's on. Being unsure whether the providers were legit or an LE front. Then I discovered this site and learned which places would give what I wanted.

Having done this awhile I can tell right away what places are " massage only" or HE. It's OK to leave you shorts on and you can politely ask if it's alright to remove them. Many times the provider will help you remove your underwear and in doing so reveal if she's " In the game" or not.

Once you've had a few under your belt you can tell just by the massage technique if there's going to be extras in the offing. A good rule of thumb is never mention anything extra until she's actually grazed your balls a few times during the session.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=CuriousFellow;2448115]Hello fellas,

I have been reading the forum for a while, and want to ask, do you get completely naked before the session starts, or in underwear?

Thinking to try Holiday spa this weekend, since it is so close to me.

Thanks!

P.S.

Also I was wandering if 25 year old Is too young for them? .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CuriousFellow;2448115]
P.S.

Also I was wandering if 25 year old Is too young for them? .[/QUOTE]25 is not too young. I was already a master monger by that age; balls-deep in Jazmin, Shadow, Tammy et al if memory serves.

The thing is to just be mature and not act like a drunk frat boy. You'll be fine.

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;2448641]When I first started out in this hobby I'd leave my jockey's on. Being unsure whether the providers were legit or an LE front. Then I discovered this site and learned which places would give what I wanted.

Having done this awhile I can tell right away what places are " massage only" or HE. It's OK to leave you shorts on and you can politely ask if it's alright to remove them. Many times the provider will help you remove your underwear and in doing so reveal if she's " In the game" or not.

Once you've had a few under your belt you can tell just by the massage technique if there's going to be extras in the offing. A good rule of thumb is never mention anything extra until she's actually grazed your balls a few times during the session.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]I always go naked, if its legit, they will cover it over with a towel. They have seen everything. I always lie face down.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;2448561]Does she even look good to have the gall to ask for more than the usual handy tip? Some will ask for more expecting you to negotiate down. The V girls usually ask for more cause they're high in the looks dept.[/QUOTE]She is an ok 35 yo Chinese woman, small boobs, little bit of a belly. Nice face. Not ugly, but no reason to pay more for not ugly, LOL. A big part of the reason we go to Chinese places is to take a break from the higher V girl prices and the negotiating that comes with them. So I turned her down and didn't negotiate largely on that principle.

Yeah, I've pretty much written V girls off. The very last time the girl wanted 80 for a HJ! I told her no way and she has the gall to say " I have to eat". I told her maybe she should buy cheaper Pho'. Needless to say I turned down everything and just had her finish the massage, to her dismay.

Most Chinese gals are easier going and even when they ask for too much, they don't turn it into an arm wrestling match like the damn V girls and usually come down to a reasonable price quickly.

I sure hate haggling though and when I find a good provider who doesn't ask upfront, they get a lot of my business.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Import;2448841]She is an ok 35 yo Chinese woman, small boobs, little bit of a belly. Nice face. Not ugly, but no reason to pay more for not ugly, LOL. A big part of the reason we go to Chinese places is to take a break from the higher V girl prices and the negotiating that comes with them. So I turned her down and didn't negotiate largely on that principle.[/QUOTE]

Am I imagining things or was there a review for an "Angie" here (not Ana)? Did this get deleted?

[QUOTE=Jw112;2449080]Am I imagining things or was there a review for an "Angie" here (not Ana)? Did this get deleted?[/QUOTE]Angie is mentioned in the LA BB thread, post 1255.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;2442204]I missed your contributions to the forum.[/QUOTE]Zing! Read the rules and contribute.

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;2449009]Yeah, I've pretty much written V girls off. The very last time the girl wanted 80 for a HJ! I told her no way and she has the gall to say " I have to eat". I told her maybe she should buy cheaper Pho'. Needless to say I turned down everything and just had her finish the massage, to her dismay.

Most Chinese gals are easier going and even when they ask for too much, they don't turn it into an arm wrestling match like the damn V girls and usually come down to a reasonable price quickly.

I sure hate haggling though and when I find a good provider who doesn't ask upfront, they get a lot of my business.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]Yep. It's amazing how bad the Viet girls become after a few weeks of doing massage. I'm lucky I still find sweet ones working in the coffee shops.

[QUOTE=SoCalxx;2443155]Had a visit in LF yesterday. Off toro. L spa. . 6 for the hour, I got mimi. A little older Asian gal, ok looks but definitely a little older. Nice massage to start out with, I told her I had strained a muscle in my neck and she concentrated a little more on that area.

She worked out the back and legs and then started paying attention to the boys a little while I was face down. She asked if it was ok and I said absolutely! She spent a few minutes tickling, massaging an rubbing the soldier and his boys. Nothing too much but just enough to put me in the mood.

So, came the flip, a little on the front and the question. YMMV, but I think you can get a little more depends on the negotiations. I tried to work my magic, but settled for. 8 for BBBJ. It was decent, but caught her trying switch to HJ after a bit. Ummm not on my watch! LOL there was a little groping involved, but on the outside. She did slide down the drawers a bit.

She insisted that I No CIM, but after a couple warnings I tried to warn her and she was a little slow on the reaction. LOL & anyway, she didn't seem to happy but I joked saying I was trying to tell her. But she was cool about it.

Anyway, she cleans me up and I starts to massage again. I'm feeling good at this point and offer another. 2 for HJ. Tried again for a second helping but I was spent after about a 10 minutes attempt. Again, hands wandered but only on the outside which she was responsive to.

So, I tapped out early and was on my merry way. Overall, decent experience.[/QUOTE]Abort. Abort. LOL I went back for the same treatment and I was very dissatisfied. Poor service. I will not repeat. Stay away from this hustler. Paid. 8 for Daty and BBBJ, she didn't even take her pants all the way off. And supposedly got off in less than 2 mons then I had to stop. Then the flip, worst BBBJ ever! She was trying to cover up with her hair and then switch to HJ. Fuck that. I warned her 3 times then just told her finish with HJ. After I was done, told her that I would never come back. She even offered. 2 back but I just took my losses. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=OldAsiaHand;2444871]I took Ana for a spin today at 5 pm. Asked for her at the front desk and paid the 20 for the half hour door fee. Was taken to the space in theback on the right and the mamasan pulled the curtain closed. I did not get the private room on the left side.

Everything is pretty much as described before. I stripped and Ana told me to lay on my back and she started the BBBJ service. As has been posted, she is not much to look at but she knows what she is doing. The rimming was fantastic. Spent nearly the full half hour on me until I popped CIM. Allowed as much roaming as I wanted. She was happy with the 40 tip. I would repeat.

OAH.[/QUOTE]Where can I find this Anna at?

PC out.

Well I found it thanks to a couple guys here.

She had her tongue up me asso a bunch LOL.

Anyway BBBJCIM then spit. Back to rimming, back to sucking the rest out then back to balls and back to rimming for the whole 30 minutes. It almost was over load but I endured it. LOL.

She isn't much to look at butt an A for effort.

60 total out the door. If I get the hour then she would prolly suck it for at least 59.6 minutes and surely MSOM < multiples in mouth shots that is. I wouldn't be able to fuck her as she is not that pretty.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2451762]Well I found it thanks to a couple guys here.

She had her tongue up me asso a bunch LOL.

Anyway BBBJCIM then spit. Back to rimming, back to sucking the rest out then back to balls and back to rimming for the whole 30 minutes. It almost was over load but I endured it. LOL.

She isn't much to look at butt an A for effort.

60 total out the door. If I get the hour then she would prolly suck it for at least 59.6 minutes and surely MSOM < multiples in mouth shots that is. I wouldn't be able to fuck her as she is not that pretty.

PC out.[/QUOTE]It would be nice if the other girls (and calling them girls is a stretch) would start to provide some of her service.

If only hot check would provide.

I forgot to report this last week LOL.

After work I headed to LMP of Brookhurts by the 22 paid my 50 then headed inside. To my surprise it was a new girl I haven't seen before. I had experienced Julie. And Lorena before. But not Casandra. She has this all natural Ds. Nice ass and looks ok. She had asked if I have been here before. I said yes. And asked who I was with. I told her about the others girls. Soo she asked If I wanted the same. I agreed. So even without my tip upfront she already got to buss. With a CBJ by far the best one at that place. Then we switched up a little to CG. RCG. MISH DG. The whole time she talked dirty and moaned as if she was enjoying it. Good acting on her part. Finalled popped at DG. Asked for the tip after she cleaned me up. $ not bad that's the norm at holiday. She's there Thursday and Fridays. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=OldAsiaHand;2444871]I took Ana for a spin today at 5 pm. Asked for her at the front desk and paid the 20 for the half hour door fee. Was taken to the space in theback on the right and the mamasan pulled the curtain closed. I did not get the private room on the left side.

Everything is pretty much as described before. I stripped and Ana told me to lay on my back and she started the BBBJ service. As has been posted, she is not much to look at but she knows what she is doing. The rimming was fantastic. Spent nearly the full half hour on me until I popped CIM. Allowed as much roaming as I wanted. She was happy with the 40 tip. I would repeat.

OAH.[/QUOTE]I'm interested in getting in touch with Ana. Could you pm her info.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;2452067]It would be nice if the other girls (and calling them girls is a stretch) would start to provide some of her service.

If only hot check would provide.[/QUOTE]I didn't see any possible candidates for that role. Are there any there besides her FT?

PC out.

The last time I was in OC I took the recommendations of some folks here and tried out Holistic and see&see. Twice each, different girls each time. I got hot babes with great attitudes and skills. So this time through town I made a point to give those two joints another go. Bad luck this time.

At Holistic I got a chunky gal who had been working the desk the last time I was there. Big natural tits, but it takes more than that to get me interested. I'd already put the money for FS on the table. No way was I interested in poking her. I just went for a CBJ and had to sneak back some of the cash. She sucked like a vacuum cleaner -- and just as mechanically -- but it didn't do the trick.

So I went to see&see. I waited in the room with my fingers crossed. The girl they sent in was fairly attractive, but about four months pregnant. I figured it would be a new experience for me and gave it a go. Her vag was surprisingly snug, but she was kind of distracted and her moves were all out of synch. I tried several ways to hook together, but couldn't find any that worked. I called it quits after about fifteen minutes.

Oh well. Better luck next time.