Time to bring back some lingo
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
You get all your time = rushing.
It's me or it's free = it's not me and it's not free.
1000% me = it's not me.
No limits = BBBJ if you're lucky.
Anything goes = anything does not go.
Freak = might talk dirty.
German = white trash.
Russian = white trash.
Italian = Jersey Shore.
Real photos = ofcourse they're real, just not of me.
100% real photos = see previous.
Forget the rest = Forget me too.
2 girl special = she'll be in the bathroom.
Back by popular demand = routine stop.
Re: Time to bring back some lingo
GoHeat, having been in the game for as long as I have, sadly 95% of this is on the money. Almost makes me sad how much $$$ has been blown away to women that tell these lies.
This should go into the RTFF or newbie pages.
This list has been going around for a long time
[QUOTE=Goheat;2186045]
1000% me = it's not me.
No limits = BBBJ if you're lucky.
Anything goes = anything does not go.
German = white trash.
Russian = white trash.
Italian = Jersey Shore.
Real photos = of course they're real, just not of me.
[/QUOTE]I think I added 3-4 of these to the list. LOL.
Review on BP Provider Jade Honey (Save Your Money & Skip This On)
I saw Jade Honey / Nicole in Herndon over the weekend. It was a big disappointment and if I'm you, skip this one. There are better providers who deserve your HEM (hard-earned money). This one seemed to just want to take it without providing actual services. I hate it when I run into this. But I was TOFT mode Saturday night.
I got to a mid-range hotel. A fairly attractive petite AA behind the door. We both did LE-check. I don't think she's the girl in the pictures but I see similarities. It could be that the pics are just old. I went to the bathroom to refresh (after waiting 12-15 mins in the parking lot. I would've left but little head was in control). I got out the bathroom and we both started undressing. I put donation on the bed. I donated $ for a short stay which is high for a short stay. But again, I was TOFTT mode.
She performed a good CBJ. A minute or 2 later she hopped on for CG. I asked for RCG but she declined. She said she only do that for people who stay for an hr. Reason is because she said 'it hurts. ' I was like wtv, we moved in to K9. Not even 5 mins in, this girl tells me to finish. She said this is what short stay is. I offered her more money to finish peacefully but declined because there was another guy waiting at the parking lot. Then she warned me that she kicked the guy out before me without him finishing. This girl just wants to hustle you for your HEM.
SAVE YOUR MONEY & SKIP THIS ONE. (You can message me for further details).
SAVE YOUR MONEY & SKIP THIS ONE. (You can message me for further details).
SAVE YOUR MONEY & SKIP THIS ONE. (You can message me for further details).
Her BP ad expired. But I googled her other ads: (you've been warned).
[URL]http://escortprofile.xxx/971-203-4067/?pid=15314010[/URL]
You should always do a thread search here for names
[QUOTE=JoeFreeman;2189363]Hello all, I'm looking at Jessica for tonight but I'm not quite sure. Texted back and forth. I'm going to TOFTT if no one has been there and done that but she seems kinda cheap for the looks. I've checked the oThER site for the two numbers I've found for her but nothing, I've found history of her across the country from Sacramento to Texas to here but my novice researching skills have come up dry on reviews. She's quoted me. 6 for a quick visit and $ for the half. I'm assuming at those prices she's either a high volume provider or one of those with a teeny tiny menu but at. 6 I guess can't really go too wrong. Anyhow any intell would be helpful.
[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fun-and-super-nice-ready-to-play-sterling-20/15198080[/URL][/QUOTE]Sexingit reviewed Jessica on 7/7 in post 4251.
[QUOTE=Sexingit;2144612]Jessica is back and with a new number. I saw her last time she visited. Since the pics are real I decided to try her for the hour with msog. Well she complained the entire time, tried to rush me and eventually we negotiated for the hhr because she couldn't handle my size.
She's hot but she won't provide what you discussed.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2144612&viewfull=1#post2144612[/URL]
