Streetwalker Reports

With the solace that I had a delayed Valentines coming with Merry. Wasn't out on the avenue seriously much. Until I was...

Thursday afternoon:

Done with work for the week early & needing to do a few errands, cleaned up & headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy between 2:00>3:15 between my quick stops.

South entirely empty...

North continued that empty trend except at the Madison another homely faced sturdy BSW in mask, grey jacket & shorts highlighted by some sheer red stockings below. Between her actual skin color & stockings those legs had morphed into shades of some county fair award winning purple eggplant shade. Despite the lack of cottage cheese, for a quick second I thought I was having some sort of vision problem.

Another homely deflated dirigible titted & cottage cheesed BSW at Sunny. She made "purple eggplant" look like a fucking fashion model...

Some of these ugly or obese SW remind me of the auto manufacturers who continue to put the ugliest grilles ever seen on car & trucks. Are they bluffing trying to convince us they're not fucking ugly & undesirable? I imagine they think that if they lie often enough, people will start to believe it's true...

Just past Woodstock spotted the younger wide eyed brunette criddler WSW in the same sleeveless red top & jeans from Sunday...yeah...no vision issues here as she stared me down as we passed. She'd also attracted the attention of who I recognized as one of Sarah #1.5 regular patrons upgrading...just barely...yeech...

Overall a boring afternoon run...

Some PPD SUV out, one Clackamas at Luther.

Recon Soundtrack: Bobby "Blue" Bland "The Duke Recordings" - Vol 3 disc 6. Since Monday have gone through the complete six disc set.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StdN_CiCNS4[/URL]

Saturday Night:

After Thursday's tainted recon was determined to not have another insipid inquiry of the avenue. Stayed true to that until Saturday night. Had my delayed Valentines overnight with favorite & told myself if it didn't start raining I'd go out early before heading downtown.

After a nap, shower & with rain holding off, copilot & I headed out 9:45 11:15+- on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper. Of course...five minutes into it some off & on light rain started yet traffic was unusually light for a Saturday night, so I persevered.

Empty until Duke when I spotted standing back some from 7-11 a mixed or sturdy BSW in grey & black striped bulky pullover & tights. Bouncing around in place to stay warm she very much made it clear she wanted to get in truck. First meh of the night, yet it's good to see activity in the South no matter what the result...

In the shadows between Oregon Sunny one thinner WSW brunette in low key dark knee length dress, dark jacket & mask had staked her spot for the evening. She'd attracted an interested vehicle or two, so I skipped looping around. Later looped around on her near 84 & she'd vanished into the ether before I could get around...

Bagger's revealed a couple...

One tallish WSW blonde in the usual mini, boots & shorter jacket window talking on Klickatat & one sturdy+ LSW all head to toe color coordinated in tan skirt, boots & umbrella. Since the McFlurrie hordes were absent at the moment. I came down Klickatat to check out the blonde to see her driving away with her earlier prospect. Nice ass & legs was all I really saw. The color coordinated LSW wasn't too terrible close up, yet in the couple times I passed area she was the last one standing with little interest in her...

Madison again had the sturdy "purple eggplant" BSW in shorts, tan ankle boots below an umbrella getting scooped close by. For some reason I didn't yawn nor did my eyes twitch...

Headed to upper Sandy to waste some time & again it served that purpose very well. It was empty. Though I did see who I thought was longtime WSW Angela from Rammer's & mine FHT near the 122nd hoetel. Considered stopping to say hello & see how she been yet I wasn't up to turning her down for a date & not in a particularly chatty mood.

Sandy hill burped up the younger PAWG blonde with bangs & another similarly sized older dirty blonde WSW. There's those yawns...

Utopia had a fat assed BSW all in black & leggings. It was a double whammy of cottage cheese & fluorescent lighting...cue eye twitches along with yawns...

Crossing at Glisan light was cackler crunt WSW Rebecca in jean shorts & white sleeveless top. She gave me a self-approving swarmy smile as she passed. I think @ that moment even Ghandi would have punched her...

Heading South saw WSW blonde Lauren from my report # 4369 getting dropped off near Fancy House & heading to her car parked nearby.

Got the "fifteen minute warning" text I was waiting for & headed to downtown. After the usual quick stop at her place for some extra clothes & her laundry headed to the barn around 12:00.

Last seen just South of Knapp was my lockdown partner Heather (report # 2922 +) looking more than a tad ramshackle ratchet like. The number I had is no longer working & I thought she'd relocated for good to Southern hometown. Not surprised entirely as that trainwreck headlight has been on the horizon for some time...

Didn't have to worry whatsoever about PPD as not one PPD SUV spotted on 82nd in 1.5 +- hours I was out. I'd hazard a guess the separate shootings in Normandale park & Broadway area were the cause. No Clackamas seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Winterland, SF. November 11 1973. Set 2. Another fine show I was fortunate enough to have attended. And survived. My acid eating high school girlfriend at the time had invited two other couples to come with us. My vehicle at time held three on a good day, so I borrowed my Mom's tank like station wagon for the night. I can still feel my girlfriends reassuring pressure on my thigh & imagine her scent from that supernatural drive home with a station wagon full of tripping balls lysergic acid diethylamide addled laypersons....ahhh...wayward youth in California...

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd1973-11-11.sbd.rolfe-miller.83318.sbeok.flac16[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

82nd & Sandy-BSW or redbone, late afternoon, jeans thong (Gold hoops. Don't remember much because those exposed glutes were jiggling seductively and short circuited the brain! I had a prior appointment or I would've looped around.

[QUOTE=ProperGMan;5793322]82nd & Sandy-BSW or redbone, late afternoon, jeans thong (Gold hoops. Don't remember much because those exposed glutes were jiggling seductively and short circuited the brain! I had a prior appointment or I would've looped around.[/QUOTE]She was out yesterday about 4 ish in the afternoon when I saw her also, walking south up the hill on the southbound side, not really what you could call jean shorts more like a thong plenty of butt check exposure, looked a hard late 20's or early 30's.

This morning around 7 39 was a nice looking girl with a long black coat She was a block past the fork and spoon place. She kind of looked like a civilian. But her walk was slow and she was looking around some I sadly did not have time to flip a you ie but will look for her later on. Hodar went off. Long hair Caucasian girl. Seemed clean from my sun in the eyes view.

Not been a lot out lately. Hope as we get more towards spring. Things pick up.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5793714]She was out yesterday about 4 ish in the afternoon when I saw her also, walking south up the hill on the southbound side, not really what you could call jean shorts more like a thong plenty of butt check exposure, looked a hard late 20's or early 30's.[/QUOTE]Yup, we must've been at the same stoplight. Jeans thong! Haha.

Between the cold, some work & trying to finish remainder of 2022 boat maintenance haven't had a chance to scrutinize the avenue much since Saturday night. Needed to be at West Marine to pick up last back ordered item, so the copilot & I took the convoluted way home around 5:30+-. Not in the greatest hurry as an overnight with Dania was planned when she got off work around 7:00. Sandy>82nd>JCB reverse route tonight.

Skipped upper Sandy because traffic was fucking heavy...and because it's upper Sandy.

Madison had a PAWG blonde bundled up head to toe. Hard to get a handle on what she looked like with all the layers, mask & hat. Out of boredom looped around to see her getting scooped one street South. Still not the best look, yet I'll admit she was an improvement on the recent somewhat disturbing BSW frequenting the area lately...

Baggers was deserted...

Sunny continued in that same vein...

Turned around at Stark & back tracked to high school park to let the patient copilot run around some for a half hour or so...

After that poked around Stark>Sandy to further emptiness...

Heading South again only other spotted was just South of Utopia where a nice late twenties busty WSW blonde in open powder blue down coat, patterned tights & boots. Came around to pawn shop corner where she'd already walked in & was window talking to some commuter before she got in.

After picking up Dania up at 7:00 & a quick stop at her place for her overnight stuff. An impromptu decision for her to treat us to some Chinese takeout led to yet one more JCB>82nd>Sandy>JCB limited recon.

There must be some SW temperature threshold as solitary mutt looking chunky BSW at Beech was the only SW seen the entire circuit...yawn...

A few PPD SUV out & one OSP car near Luther pulling over someone...

Recon Soundtrack: Little Walter "The Essential Little Walter" disc 1 & 2.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOIyTYtMQbE[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPVnJ3T7C0[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPcueboH8LY[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5795651]Between the cold, some work & trying to finish remainder of 2022 boat maintenance haven't had a chance to scrutinize the avenue much since Saturday night. Needed to be at West Marine to pick up last back ordered item, so the copilot & I took the convoluted way home around 5:30+-. Not in the greatest hurry as an overnight with Dania was planned when she got off work around 7:00. Sandy>82nd>JCB reverse route tonight.

Skipped upper Sandy because traffic was fucking heavy...and because it's upper Sandy.

Madison had a PAWG blonde bundled up head to toe. Hard to get a handle on what she looked like with all the layers, mask & hat. Out of boredom looped around to see her getting scooped one street South.[/QUOTE]Keep up the good work!

Had a girl working it yesterday. Pink sweat pants. Was going from car to car asking about a date? Looked like a passable body. Could not get a great look at her face. But younger 20's I will keep an eye out. Sadly I had clients to meet in gresham. Oh well. Hodar is always turning and on alert.

Warmer weather soon.

On the way to the Country Club, out in the numbers, around Glisan 127th, I saw a Part Timer, long legged Blonde WPTSW (orange backpack) walking on the North side of the street.

We made eye contact and I looped back and caught her in the Plaid parking lot.

She needed a ride to 82nd. Unlike AMP I made the time to chat her up. Ended up in the FM parking lot. She swallowed 4 days worth of swimmers. Kept ot to that activity because she was a little 5150 amd I had to get to the tee box.

Never got her name, didn't pull a ZJ and give her my number. Didn't pay anything, just a ride.

Been almost a couple months my since the Barefoot Brunette has graced the lineup. Multiple reasons on both sides...

Anyway...plans were made for an overnight this chilly night after some late afternoon sexting foreplay. The copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 8:30>9:45.

To say the South was lethargic would be an understatement...

I didn't have sight of one until around Mill where the healthy weight WSW blonde seen on occassion was out bundled up in jeans, heavy coat & her Mountie hat.

Sunny & surrounding was deserted...

Bagger's had one semi chunky geeky glasses WSW brunette in dark coat, blue dress with white stripes. She wasn't repulsive but as I came down Klickatat she let her coat swing open to show off her figure & those horizontal white stripes left me no doubts to her chunkiness...

Empty all the way to upper Sandy & back...

Until across from the tree named hotel a tall long legged WSW brunette in tan boots below a clingy red dress jaywalked in front of us. Being the law abiding citizen I am I stopped to let her cross. A pleasant face with legs for days with a smaller chest seen under her short coat. She window talked right on 82nd & threw out a 400.00 quote for unspecified time/services at her room. Somehow I managed to suppress my chuckle & asked her if streetwalker hourly prices have become synonymous with lawyers. In a fit of pique she walked away while still trying to keep that dress from riding up...LOL. A car behind me scooped her right as I left...

Deciding I've wasted enough of my earlier 4.00 a gallon fill-up, parked at a crowded yet somber McFlurrie headquarters & texted that I was "here". "Give me fifteen" was her quick reply. I sipped my margarita & did some stationary recon.

Finally one dark haired WSW all wrapped up in black, walked up Klickatat to corner. Then turned around & stationed her sturdy form by back entrance. That's all it took for the Le Mans type start almost emptying lot as several contended for her. Never got the best look except she did have nice hair...

Turned out the "fifteen" stretched into thirty of watching a still life as it was empty of all action...

Tonight's recipient of my swimmers showed up a tad buzzed yet looking slutty in heels, tight white top & tighter maroon leggings. Soon wetter than the lost city of Atlantis, I've half missed that manta ray lipped bratty slutty squirter & her POV video skills...but only half missed...

The avenue was again empty all the South to the barn @ 10:15...

Some PPD SUV out but mainly in the North end. No others seen...

Brought her to work at 9:30 full of my DNA. Thought of doing a reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB on the way from Vancouver but wasn't inspired after last night...

Recon Soundtrack: Hank Mobley "No Room For Squares". Again...cannot recommend those old Blue Note records enough...

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcq_zg-Zw5k[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfCcx-8dmvo[/URL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57C4lot-go

Safe recons & life.

Those darker pix with her behind you are fucking hot! That's my scene!

[QUOTE=ExtraSensation;5798792]Those darker pix with her behind you are fucking hot! That's my scene![/QUOTE]That was during the spirited sixty nine part of the evening.

Not the first time she's ventured there, yet her nails gently raking me was a welcome new addition to her repertoire.

I later returned the favor...

Then doubled down on that cute backdoor with my dick...

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5769113]Common on the major Blades. A few years back I traveled and Mongered along Inty in Oakland for a few nights and thongs and neglige were on each Block, amazing Hookerish wear that in the moment reminded me of Old Stark days. That was a fun trip.

A few years back, early morning I scored a LSW Nina along the High School grade. Super tight, toned and heavenly pussy, open to Daty and BBBJ, online level Provider, but a Walker. She was from Houston, talked about how Thongs were common there. She stayed at the States and I worked that the whole time she was here.

Around the same time I met a thick Blonde WSW in a one-piece. I took her up the Fremont mountain and stabbed her outside in the trail tunnel. BBBJCIMWS finish.

Last summer when Tyrone blew up Baggers area I saw multiple Walkers on Blast with Thongs and Hookerish garb.

Personally I'm not out there for them. I'm looking for Plain Jane White Girl.[/QUOTE]I used to work for an air cargo company and travelled to Oakland. Inty as you call it was a good show. Saw a couple very hot BSW there one night, this was back in 97-8. Turns out they both part timed for our company for peak season. Had some good times behind the T hangetrs at the airport between planes to turn.

To this day best French ever, boys and all.

Ahh to reminisce.

Between the rain & a mild case of malaise going, ignored the avenue Saturday night & stayed in with the copilot watching too much Netflix. My fishing buddy canceled our shakedown cruise this AM (honey do list from his end...LOL) so all I was planning more of the same this dreary afternoon. Had just stepped in the door from wet copilot walk to a ringing phone around 4:30.

Was from Dania...

"hey Zavi, what ya' doing".

"Chasing the damn copilot around with a towel before she gets on couch & before I start some dinner & movie".

Giggling at that scenario (or me) she obliquely mentioned how she was feeling today. Recognizing a gift set up invited her over to share dinner, drinks & movie to which she readily agreed in hours time.

So with that headed out for a quick JCB>82nd>Sandy upper>JCB run 4:45>5:45 with that still damp copilot. Rain had eased off some & I thought some might venture out...

Nothing seen until Burnside Walgreen hedges where PAWG blonde Taylor was heading North looking at all vehicles. Again, you should avoid this psychotic one even more than most of the numbered Sara or Sarah's.

Sunny was empty...

Bagger's was the same...

All the way to Sandy upper & back didn't reveal a fucking thing...

Taking some refuge from the increasing showers at Oregon arts wall were a Mutt & Jeff BSW roly-poly duo sharing an umbrella. There came those first yawns along with some disappointment in myself for even bothering with a recon...

Never saw a PPD SUV in the hour. One Clackamas parked near Harney.

My nights redemption was ready right on time looking all low key jeans & hoodie along with her overnight bag. A nice dinner, movie & we found enough time for a couple hour long sessions where I was encouraged to fuck that exemplary pussy twice. Brought her to work around 9:45 this morning with more planned soon.

Recon Soundtrack: Hank Mobley "Workout". Still on that Blue Note Records binge.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxTbu6x3rzY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKmi3EArT5U[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUhGYZWjIdw[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

On the way to the Country Club, started at Duke. At Duke saw Gilf WSW CC running errands, dodged her.

Nothing all the way to Holgate. At Eastport Skinny Sweaty 5150 WSW Sweaty Sarah in a Green Suit was fighting the World.

At Eastport saw WSW Chukka walking with her Kyle.

Just past Eastport WSW Lauren looked like she got a good piece of pharmaceutical, nodding while walking.

At Baggers there was Listcrawler WSW Mariah sitting in a car. No less than 6 sets of eyes across the street in the McFlurry parking lot.

The only date able Walker was a Dirty Redhead WSW, same body type as Sarah #30. Thought it was her actually. Kinda cute, Peach one piece, yoga pants, backpack. Looped around on her as she approached multiple windows, and finally she got in a car, to return quickly. Probably multi GPS factors for her inability to seal the deal. Donation and her wanting to date blocks from the Rip. That's what my experienced eyes would surmise. She also had a Toad in a cream 300 checking in on her twice.

To the Champagne Acura Punter, no brake lights and no license plate isn't a good look when trying to pick up Walkers. Must want to get pulled over. Get your shit right.