Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys, I went to see Lake Serene, been a while since my last visit. It is always provided what I expect and is consistent for what I am looking for. Was $$ for all and all went great, was nice to relax.

I was not aware, however others may already know this, but they are closing due to the property and nearby businesses being bought for the water tower expansion by county or Alderwood water district, not sure of all details.

Was also said informed they will be "moving" or joining (was hard to understand fully) Magic Spa off 128th. All this takes place in early January. So if you like Lake S, soon to be gone.

Have a safe one guys.

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]Ha what a turn!

Lisa and Amy (Aibi?) working, both chunky aunties who acted pissed off when I politely asked "Who else is working?

As I politely left the lobby saying "I might be back later" they slammed the other door hard.

Tip: If they act anything other that polite when seeing if you want to spend your hard-earned $$ on them, it's a good bet their service is going to be terrible and to be avoided.

The funny thing about the name of this place "UU Massage and Health Center" is how the UU is a good emoji for their droopy national geographic tits these chunky aunties almost always have hidden away in their pushup bras. Haha.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]This is awesome. But a brutal tease. Thanks man!

I just got back from a lunchtime visit with one of my two "legit" girls that I see frequently. I can understand your unwillingness to blow them up. My two girls will remain a secret to me too!

Hadn't been there in several weeks, they now have a younger masseuse, as you all know age is hard to tell with most Asians, but I am pretty sure she is in her 40's but could pass for younger, looks Japanese. Nice little spinner, nice behind and a handful up top. Seems most on here are more south so PM for more details.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

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[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on. 😂.

I think I just heard your inbox explode. LOL.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6677430]Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Piketty;6679202]Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.[/QUOTE]The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6679540]Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on. [/QUOTE]Who said it was a car?

[QUOTE=NamelessDrone;6678469]Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.[/QUOTE]AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.

[QUOTE=Loopguystl;6679806]AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.[/QUOTE]Very well aware. Point was the fun of corrupting someone into doing something they might not normally do.

I'm well aware of UTR LMTs; used to have a stable myself but they've pretty much all fallen by the wayside in the last year or so.

Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6680059]Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.[/QUOTE]Yep, for new places I'll give them $100 bill for 30 minutes, but let them see I have another one.

[QUOTE=MartiniDan;6677103]Hey guys, I went to see Lake Serene, been a while since my last visit. It is always provided what I expect and is consistent for what I am looking for. Was $$ for all and all went great, was nice to relax.

I was not aware, however others may already know this, but they are closing due to the property and nearby businesses being bought for the water tower expansion by county or Alderwood water district, not sure of all details.

Was also said informed they will be "moving" or joining (was hard to understand fully) Magic Spa off 128th. All this takes place in early January. So if you like Lake S, soon to be gone.

Have a safe one guys.[/QUOTE]Are Julie and Michelle still working here?

[QUOTE=Manager9;6676281]Had a good session with Coco at Shangrila about 2 months ago. Typical $$ and all covered session. She was young (compared to the old ladies that we have in this area), b cups, and had a typical c-section scar. Does anyone have any info on where she is working now?[/QUOTE]Met a Coco today, young, c-section, A / B cup, at 99 on FW.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;6679799]The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.[/QUOTE]Seems more like the point of your post is to brag of your exceptional cocksmanship by declaring "most men would fail" where you succeeded. That's a pretty big claim that you've covered off by ensuring nobody can prove you wrong. And as much as you may wish to believe otherwise, it's highly unlikely you're the only guy she fucked that day. The fact that she asked about condoms means she had them on-site.

You said "vehicle" so I assumed (incorrectly, it would seem) you were having a car worked on since that's the vehicle the vast majority of people on this forum owns. Car, truck, school bus, spaceship, whatever. You omitted details from your story on purpose. It seems disingenuous to start calling out inaccuracies caused by intentional obfuscations.

Any user can start a blog thread in the section below the main city threads. That's the perfect place for stories or advice that isn't directly related to sharing / seeking specific information about specific providers and locations. May I be so bold as to suggest that would be an ideal place for posting your stories? I'm certain "most men" would love to learn how to succeed like you where they have traditionally failed. Personally, Im all ears just not in a thread with the stated purpose of sharing actionable intel.

TL;dr: You are seeking attention. We are seeking pussy. Intel threads are for seeking pussy. Those seeking attention have the tools at their disposal to create their own blog threads for attention.

[QUOTE=Zomfg;6680533]Met a Coco today, young, c-section, A / B cup, at 99 on FW.[/QUOTE]Same one. I reviewed her a week or so ago in the FedWay forum for anyone looking for more details.

[QUOTE=Thefourtwo5;6674001]Thursday late afternoon. Dior. Great body, mid to late 40's. She had nice real perky D cups. She said they nice and firm and her pussy is small (LOL) because she's never had kids. Nice hour massage (. 6) with some real light teasing. Standard HE finish (. 4). Mutual touch available for. 4 on top of that. I might try one more session with her to see if I can seal the deal. She did show me her small pussy but no touching.[/QUOTE]Mimi answered the door yesterday like she has the last few times I've checked. She's a chubby plain looking auntie. I asked for Dior she looked at me like I had two heads. I spelled it out in the air D I O R. She pushed hard for me to "try her. " LOL. Not a chance. I held firm that I'd come back another day and started to leave. She suddenly remembered another girl upstairs and went to get her.

Another chubby auntie showed up. Not tall not DD. Not Dior. Her name was Ewa.

I hate the dumb act when I visit. Either Dior is long gone to a better spa or these guys are up to standard fuckery. Probably both.

Oasis in Wells Ave remains an "avoid" for me.

Hey all, last time (about a month ago) when I went there I saw AMY and would like to avoid her completely. Does anyone know if we they have rotated girls? If yes, who would be the one to go with someone who can atleast show that they are having fun too.

I'm pretty new to the whole AMP thing and wondering if anyone can shout out some spots that are worth checking out. I'm willing to go all the way to Everett if need be.

How is getting "just" a HE at Diva? If I go for that only is the upsell to me going to be outrageous like some have suggested?

Or don't even bother if the massage is lackluster / barely there as some have said in here? I would like to go for an apartment massage but finding one in the Renton area at the $ 200 and under range / hr other than JoAnne and somebody height and weight proportionate is increasingly difficult to find.

I'm looking for a place that has some preferably some fine young Latina or non Asian as I've had enough Asian lately. Best hopes not going over 300, not wanting to travel too far as home is Federal Way and work is Renton.

[QUOTE=Mrzow;6680188]Are Julie and Michelle still working here?[/QUOTE]Julie yes, not sure on any others.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6680856]Same one. I reviewed her a week or so ago in the FedWay forum for anyone looking for more details.[/QUOTE]Seems like a good time to visit FedWay this week. She is pretty much what you both described. She has a good attitude which makes her one of the best IMO.

[QUOTE=WayGspot;6681785]I'm looking for a place that has some preferably some fine young Latina or non Asian as I've had enough Asian lately. Best hopes not going over 300, not wanting to travel too far as home is Federal Way and work is Renton.[/QUOTE]If you can stomach the potential bait and switch, photoshopped pics, overworked providers and zero massage, there's always the infamous Columbian crew in Bellevue still within that $$$ price range on the Tits and Ass board.

I'm curious if any of you guys have ever been approached by an AMP provider to sponsor her for a Green Card?

I ask because a woman who I only laid twice asked me that the other day. I declined of course. Way too f-ing risky financially, plus, and more importantly, I'm married.

Happy hunting guys.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6682421]I'm curious if any of you guys have ever been approached by an AMP provider to sponsor her for a Green Card?

I ask because a woman who I only laid twice asked me that the other day. I declined of course. Way too f-ing risky financially, plus, and more importantly, I'm married.

Happy hunting guys.[/QUOTE]How long are you financially responsible for someone you sponsor?

The sponsor's financial responsibility usually lasts until the applicant either becomes a USA Citizen, or can be credited with 40 qualifying quarters of work (usually 10 years) under the Social Security Act.

Yea way to financially risky.

I'm visiting from the east coast on business and wanted to see the local market. My choices were limited to downtown / belltown so I decided on La Moon spa. Now the spa in facing a busy street. Girl walking gave me a disgusted look while I was walking in the spa LOL, good thing no one knows me in Seattle. Inside I met Emma. She's about mid to late 30's. 5'4" 115 lbs. C cup. She said works in spas in new york and its on rotation. She quoted me. 5 for 30 min massage and 1. 2 tip for CBJ. I asked boom bom and she asked how much I got. I gave her an extra 30 which she did not seem happy about but agreed. 2. 0 in total. She started CBJ, I didn't ask for 69 but her ass was close to my face. Then she laid down and lubed up. I went in and gave her a good pound. She didn't want to do doggy because I was too big. While true it may have also been her not offering. After the deed she seemed to be trying to say goodbye but I asked for massage. I still had 15 minutes lets after all. Gave me a half assed massage. No oil no cream nothing so don't expect experts hands. In total very average experience. Had a lot better and definitely had a lot worse.

Happy hunting.

If think regular divorce rape by an American is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet if you sponsor a Chinese prostitute LOL.

[QUOTE=Radium88;6682591]How long are you financially responsible for someone you sponsor?


The sponsor's financial responsibility usually lasts until the applicant either becomes a USA Citizen, or can be credited with 40 qualifying quarters of work (usually 10 years) under the Social Security Act.

Yea way to financially risky.[/QUOTE]

I went back to Lily this week to see the current line up. I was hoping that Amy was still around since it felt really nice being inside her. I pulled Coco. Short stacked bleach blonde with dark roots. She had a cute face so I stuck around. Her figure was meh though. Large MMs, but no other curves or ass, makes her skinny legs look a little funny on her. Paid for the hour and fun up front as per usual. In the room I saw her bra on the stool from taking off during an earlier session, which didn't matter to me, we didn't have any pretenses of what was going to happen in the room. When she came back into the room, laid down next to me using my body to warm up. I decided to flip the script and perform a mediocre on her instead. She undressed for that. After a bit of that, some cutesy foreplay transitioned us into the main event. Body kisses, CBJ, DATY /69 (she asked for more money for that. I said no, but she let it happen any way), CFS with multiple positions. Duration led to a manual finish. All in all, ok, not bad but not great. She does have a fun and playful personality, if that matters to you.

Other girls are Mia and Bebe. Mia had an attractive young-MILF look to her (from what I recall from a quick into). Taller than Coco and a slender figure with some MMs. She seemed to have a fun and playful personality as well. I didn't get to meet Bebe, so nothing to report on her. I'm wondering if she is the popular Korean Bebe from last month, but I wouldn't even know, I never got to see her.

[QUOTE=AvereageQ;6683255]I'm wondering if she is the popular Korean Bebe from last month, but I wouldn't even know, I never got to see her.[/QUOTE]I don't think so, BUT she did say she'll be back a couple months later. So you'll prob get your chance in December.

I found Coco to be enjoyable, but never tried Amy.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6680926]Mimi answered the door yesterday like she has the last few times I've checked. She's a chubby plain looking auntie. I asked for Dior she looked at me like I had two heads. I spelled it out in the air D I O R. She pushed hard for me to "try her. " LOL. Not a chance. I held firm that I'd come back another day and started to leave. She suddenly remembered another girl upstairs and went to get her.

Another chubby auntie showed up. Not tall not DD. Not Dior. Her name was Ewa.

I hate the dumb act when I visit. Either Dior is long gone to a better spa or these guys are up to standard fuckery. Probably both.

Oasis in Wells Ave remains an "avoid" for me.[/QUOTE]Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.

[QUOTE=SeattleMassage;6681476]How is getting "just" a HE at Diva? If I go for that only is the upsell to me going to be outrageous like some have suggested?

Or don't even bother if the massage is lackluster / barely there as some have said in here? I would like to go for an apartment massage but finding one in the Renton area at the $ 200 and under range / hr other than JoAnne and somebody height and weight proportionate is increasingly difficult to find.[/QUOTE]Went to Diva last week, the chick said "We don't do massage here", offered FS for $$ I declined, she wasn't hot.

[QUOTE=Thefourtwo5;6683304]Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.[/QUOTE]Thanks. They were still playing dumb and knew exactly who I was looking for, I'm sure. She may have been at the store or she was on vacay. These spots hate to see money walk out the door.

Subject change: Spirit Spa on Jackson downtown is HJ only. Smoking hot Mimi with a thin crop top T shirt hugging perky Bs with no bra really got me optimistic. And she let me roam all over her perfect body during the excellent massage. HJ offer only at the end, and she said the boss doesn't allow FS. She then gave me the phone number of her friend who does. Phone number was Lulu Spa in FedWay.

Older broad at Karma on MLK, but looks like she knows how to throw down.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6682421]I'm curious if any of you guys have ever been approached by an AMP provider to sponsor her for a Green Card?

I ask because a woman who I only laid twice asked me that the other day. I declined of course. Way too f-ing risky financially, plus, and more importantly, I'm married.

Happy hunting guys.[/QUOTE]Not super often, but a few times a year maybe. My response is "Sorry, honey. I'd marry you in a heartbeat but I'm not American.” :)

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6653090]Sea breeze.

Saw Gigi and Anna there. Gigi is older but cute and is really playful. Anna is in shape but more colder- didn't open up until after a while. I actually like her now, good massage, she's really thin. Saw her twice. Saw another lady there that was really cute (not Lisa) at the front desk but didn't get her name. Don't think it was Jimmi or Jamie.
[/QUOTE]Stopped by to see who was working and it's still Gigi and Anna. Gigi didn't look too old to me, she's got kind of a boxy jaw and is really thin. Anna is more HWP, but couldn't see her face as she was masked up. Might give Gigi a try one of these days given the earlier review and her petite figure. This is up on Aurora and 200th.