Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HOB2015;3300304]Saw her ad on the other site. Dreamed that I opted for her Sun $100 bodyrub. Easy verification in the dream for a 10 body. Opened door in silk robe and heels. She undressed me and walked me to her massage table. Deep tissue and light touch on backside hitting the right spots. I flipped over and robe was off and rubbed my chest with breasts over my face. She then massaged my feet and got on the table and slid on top of me. As my dream went on I opted for a Russian release and exploded on her chest. She finished massaging hands and offered a shower to wash me down. Dream damage $ . 5 and was the best massage in a long time. Will repeat for more PM me for contact info.[/QUOTE]Says your inbox is full. Is there an ad link you could share?

Messaged you back thanks for the alert

[QUOTE=Milwaukeeguy;3301048]Says your inbox is full. Is there an ad link you could share?[/QUOTE].

I only do AMPs. For me it's a no hassle release. And even though you may get a granny tugging your junk at least you don't have to worry about getting robbed or even the drama setting up appointments with BP girls who look nothing like their pics. That said here's my tips 1: do some research and not just read reviews. BP and craigslist are your friend for locations. There's also a review site dedicated to AMP reviews. It's now a pay site if you want to see reviews but they have a section called AMPs near me. I look for 2 things, do they have a table shower, and do they accept CC. Most don't do both. Gives me a polite out if I'm not feeling the one who greets me. 9 out of ten she's the one giving the massage. 2: Bring a cover. Slip it in with your cash so as count out money for the house you end up at the cover. 3: get on table undrapped and in what I call frog pose. Think HS biology class. I make sure everything is sticking out the bottom and my knees are out as far as I can get them. 4: if she asks hard or medium say soft 5: Jaws or the shark fin keep your hands under your face and when she's at the front of the table give her the fin to the inner thigh. If she doesn't move your hand away you know she's ok with roaming 6: when she gets near your ass or inner thighs start grinding your hips like you're dry humping the table some mmm sounds help let her know you lookin for more. Hope this helps. My look is more old dirty biker than business casual so I think that helps too. I don't ask for names cause it really doesn't matter. Just mention Cindy in an AMP post and you'll get what I'm saying. A bunch of back and forth about which Cindy and where is she now. 9 out of 10 it's not the same one.

[QUOTE=DartMan;3302045]I only do AMPs. For me it's a no hassle release. And even though you may get a granny tugging your junk at least you don't have to worry about getting robbed or even the drama setting up appointments with BP girls who look nothing like their pics. That said here's my tips 1: do some research and not just read reviews. BP and craigslist are your friend for locations. There's also a review site dedicated to AMP reviews. It's now a pay site if you want to see reviews but they have a section called AMPs near me. I look for 2 things, do they have a table shower, and do they accept CC. Most don't do both. Gives me a polite out if I'm not feeling the one who greets me. 9 out of ten she's the one giving the massage. 2: Bring a cover. Slip it in with your cash so as count out money for the house you end up at the cover. 3: get on table undrapped and in what I call frog pose. Think HS biology class. I make sure everything is sticking out the bottom and my knees are out as far as I can get them. 4: if she asks hard or medium say soft 5: Jaws or the shark fin keep your hands under your face and when she's at the front of the table give her the fin to the inner thigh. If she doesn't move your hand away you know she's ok with roaming 6: when she gets near your ass or inner thighs start grinding your hips like you're dry humping the table some mmm sounds help let her know you lookin for more. Hope this helps. My look is more old dirty biker than business casual so I think that helps too. I don't ask for names cause it really doesn't matter. Just mention Cindy in an AMP post and you'll get what I'm saying. A bunch of back and forth about which Cindy and where is she now. 9 out of 10 it's not the same one.[/QUOTE]I never bring a cover because in Milwaukee you won't ever use it. If I go to a FS AMP in Chicago, Houston, L. A, Dallas, or Atlanta, etc they have plenty there, and the right kind needed. I would never get on the table undraped in a frog pose. If I'm a bit nervous my cock goes scared turtle on me. Face down towel over your butt. I do my homework too on the other sites to make you there will be no disappointments. The lady usually takes off the town. I did go to a FS Caucasian place in St. Petersburg, a real MILF palace. They did not provide a towel and got upset when I asked for one. I had to feel up the gal so she knew I was OK. Then they got me a towel but it soon came off.

I always hate entering and leaving an AMP. Don't want to be seen. Most all strip mall AMPs I've been to have an unmarked back door that they will let you leave from.

Do you have a link or recall the heading of her ad? Does she do BP? It would help me narrow down who you are reviewing.

[QUOTE=HOB2015;3300304]Saw her ad on the other site. Dreamed that I opted for her Sun $100 bodyrub. Easy verification in the dream for a 10 body. Opened door in silk robe and heels. She undressed me and walked me to her massage table. Deep tissue and light touch on backside hitting the right spots. I flipped over and robe was off and rubbed my chest with breasts over my face. She then massaged my feet and got on the table and slid on top of me. As my dream went on I opted for a Russian release and exploded on her chest. She finished massaging hands and offered a shower to wash me down. Dream damage $ . 5 and was the best massage in a long time. Will repeat for more PM me for contact info.[/QUOTE]

PM me for the info please.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;3304015]Do you have a link or recall the heading of her ad? Does she do BP? It would help me narrow down who you are reviewing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaysFun;3304015]Do you have a link or recall the heading of her ad? Does she do BP? It would help me narrow down who you are reviewing.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=6214&boardID=103&page=1[/URL]#6214.

I'm betting it might be this one. Everyone treats this shit like there UTR when he said she was from the Other board. Why he didn't just link it I don't know. Getting readily available info on the board is like pulling teeth have the time.

I never drape myself when I first lie down. If she comes in and drapes me I'll slowly slide it off during the massage. The amount of roaming, if any, allowed is a key indicator of what to expect at the end. It's not 100% but a lady who doesn't allow roaming will unlikely provide what you are seeking at the end. And definitely show signs that you are into it. Even if the massage itself it's that good some moaning when she's in the area of the boys and some grinding is always good. I get that some are nervous, even some who aren't first timers. Just try to act like you've been there before even if you never have. Be friendly, smile. Some guys give off a LEO vibe no matter what they do. Some just look like cops. You can't help that.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;3305114]I never drape myself when I first lie down. If she comes in and drapes me I'll slowly slide it off during the massage. The amount of roaming, if any, allowed is a key indicator of what to expect at the end. It's not 100% but a lady who doesn't allow roaming will unlikely provide what you are seeking at the end. And definitely show signs that you are into it. Even if the massage itself it's that good some moaning when she's in the area of the boys and some grinding is always good. I get that some are nervous, even some who aren't first timers. Just try to act like you've been there before even if you never have. Be friendly, smile. Some guys give off a LEO vibe no matter what they do. Some just look like cops. You can't help that.[/QUOTE]I do what I'm comfortable with which is usually a towel cover. I think its rude to be completely undraped, even in a FS spa. I'll admit, I'm out of practice. I've been going to AMPs for over 20 years. It was fun at first trying them all out. I would only go to those that I knew would be a home run. Eventually it became clear there was no perfect AMP. I've been to a few that were very nice. Women under 40, spinners, tiny bodies with large man made breasts, long legs that looked like they were walking on stilts in those high heels. Victorias secret lingerie, warm table shower, full menu, no holes barred covered all for about $2. 0. Others just a massage and HE for. 8 to 1. 0. I really could care less about roaming.

I found some in your area that were ok. Thanks to you fellows I followed your advice and found some nice ones. Some are gone. Then a girl would leave one spa and go work at another. Now there would two spas where they know me. Then a girl from one of those moves on and calls to say she is at a new place. Just like planting seeds, the weeds begin to grow. Finding an AMP provider is now very easy and hassle free. The hard part is finding one I really like that knows how to finish. Then getting an appointment. The whole appointment game really sucks because even if you set up a time, they will not turn down a walk-in. Maybe there is one girl out there who will hold open a space for me you I can be sure she will text to see how far away I am if some guy strolls in as I'm getting close.

A friend mine likes going to visit the old shoe that woulds out of the extended stay place by Mayfair. I'm pretty sure he has a big crush on her. He's found something he likes and it sounds like she likes him too. Like having a mistress.

Thought a bit of conflict of interest to post a link from another forum / review site on another forum / review site. Its obviously clear she's not UTR.

[QUOTE=Joeyaugust;3304744][URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=6214&boardID=103&page=1[/URL]#6214.

I'm betting it might be this one. Everyone treats this shit like there UTR when he said she was from the Other board. Why he didn't just link it I don't know. Getting readily available info on the board is like pulling teeth have the time.[/QUOTE]

I saw ads pop up this weekend for a new AMP in West Bend. Just a few blocks from Lavender and on the other side of the road. Has anyone checked it out? I plan on stopping in later this week to see it for myself. If I do I will report back.

Another note. Made an appointment with Cindy at 92nd and cap. When I got there I told the gal behind the counter about my appointment with Cindy. Was told she is working but she would take me. Kinda pissed but said ok. Lame massage. Very little teasing. Gave HJ and started putting on my socks. I got dressed and looked at the time. 40 minutes. This is the one that speaks pretty good English. The place is just too busy.

Was there this week. Doesn't have a sign but does have an open sign. I was greated by a very friendly chubby girl who later said she was Japanese. The massage was sub par for most of the AMPs I've been too. Kneeled on me and was uncomfortable. She seemed to go from one area to another with no real plan. Just a little teasing before flip and then asked if I wanted HE. She negotiated her price which was a little high and the finish was fine. Don't think I'll be back. Bad massage hate having to negotiate. Lavender better massage but HE is never guranteed.

[QUOTE=WrldTrek;3306372]I saw ads pop up this weekend for a new AMP in West Bend. Just a few blocks from Lavender and on the other side of the road. Has anyone checked it out? I plan on stopping in later this week to see it for myself. If I do I will report back.

Another note. Made an appointment with Cindy at 92nd and cap. When I got there I told the gal behind the counter about my appointment with Cindy. Was told she is working but she would take me. Kinda pissed but said ok. Lame massage. Very little teasing. Gave HJ and started putting on my socks. I got dressed and looked at the time. 40 minutes. This is the one that speaks pretty good English. The place is just too busy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WrldTrek;3306372]I saw ads pop up this weekend for a new AMP in West Bend. Just a few blocks from Lavender and on the other side of the road. Has anyone checked it out? I plan on stopping in later this week to see it for myself. If I do I will report back.

Another note. Made an appointment with Cindy at 92nd and cap. When I got there I told the gal behind the counter about my appointment with Cindy. Was told she is working but she would take me. Kinda pissed but said ok. Lame massage. Very little teasing. Gave HJ and started putting on my socks. I got dressed and looked at the time. 40 minutes. This is the one that speaks pretty good English. The place is just too busy.[/QUOTE]Appointments at AMP's typically do not mean a thing. They are always going to take the next guy that comes in rather than risk keeping an appointment and the guy runs late or doesn't show up. Unless you saw Cindy with your own two eyes you can't even be sure she was there. She has been at that location for a while now so they must be due for a rotation. I will say that in many trips to 92nd and Cap and 144th I have never been shorted on time. Even when they were busy. I hope this isn't the start of them following every other place and rushing customers out when they get busy.

With all the attention that 92/ Lincoln has been getting, I've decided to go back to a tried a true. The last three times have not been disappointing. High quality messages with satisfaction.