Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ryry34;7053614]Have dreamed at Relax at least 6+ times at this point and have always used the front. I've had great experiences for the most part when I've drawn Keke's bubbly personality. Other times I've drawn a subpar experiences from others I didn't get names of. Especially when I've asked for a switch and been denied (assuming others are already busy). Through all my visits I've yet to get blessed with Ewa and am still very eager to.

I've noticed on many of my visits some stay in the far back room instead of the front rooms. Wondering if you always "bang on door" and have a better experience that way? Have been tempted to use the back but didn't know if it would make a difference + the front just seems like a more formal approach. Would be curious to hear the difference in selection and experience through banging on the door?[/QUOTE]I bang on back door Everytime because every tom dick harry and their mother know what is going on in there. I literally leave if they don't answer back door. I don't want to use front door. One thing that is strange to me. I have been there at least 25 times. Never asked and shown the table shower people talk about. Not sure why.

Also I do things backwards I can't wait until the flip. I get things out of the way first so I can enjoy massage on time have let. Never had a bad experience there except for the one round faced girl awhile back she was really annoying and always smelled like booze. Get stuck with her once. Always said no way when I say here. Haven't seen her in a while

[QUOTE=JoeDirt12;7053972]I bang on back door Everytime because every tom dick harry and their mother know what is going on in there. I literally leave if they don't answer back door. I don't want to use front door. One thing that is strange to me. I have been there at least 25 times. Never asked and shown the table shower people talk about. Not sure why.

Also I do things backwards I can't wait until the flip. I get things out of the way first so I can enjoy massage on time have let. Never had a bad experience there except for the one round faced girl awhile back she was really annoying and always smelled like booze. Get stuck with her once. Always said no way when I say here. Haven't seen her in a while[/QUOTE]I started doing the same. The last couple times I went there the back door was actually open and I just walked in. It's weird in the front, there's always a guy who I think works at the vape shop is smoking. It's saw awkward making eye contact.

[QUOTE=UsaJB007;7052594]Anyone tried Momo at Lane's?[/QUOTE]Good question. Which is all it seems that you do. Maybe post a review now and then and yes I read down you know how these posts work. Oh well good luck.

[QUOTE=UsaJB007;7052594]Anyone tried Momo at Lane's?[/QUOTE]I highly recommend Momo. Great personality, Amazing body. Playful TS, CBJ, CFS. Had a great time.

I've had a few awesome times at relax. Not even going to try to remember the names (yew yew?) but I will be in town next week and was wondering if I should stick with them or branch out. Any suggestions are appreciated.

[QUOTE=UsaJB007;7052594]Anyone tried Momo at Lane's?[/QUOTE]Yes. She is one of the best in the business. Currently on my Mount Rushmore if AMTs.

Just went to Relax. Met by V. She's good but she doesn't last long. So she had to call in Ki to finish the job. I asked about Eva and was told that she no longer works there.

I texted Eva and she stated that she was on holiday and she'll be back.

[QUOTE=JustADude2023;7055366]I've had a few awesome times at relax. Not even going to try to remember the names (yew yew?) but I will be in town next week and was wondering if I should stick with them or branch out. Any suggestions are appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you end up at Relax don't go with Sophia. I had a great visit with her a few weeks ago, but then this week I ended up there again and it was night and day. Others have also reported sub par visits too.

Momo is basically the gold standard of area K Girls from local K Spas. She is a Chicagoland K Spa legend. If she does it, it's likely going to be one of the best you've experienced in a K AMP. Her ACG / RCG combo is. Ugh - chef's kiss. Amazing body, and a beautiful face done up perfectly. Seriously, she may as well be a make-up artist. She has perfectly proportional to her body flawless fake Bs. Her B2 B tease with cat bath while her beautiful hair brushes against your skin is the stuff day dreams are made of. She slips the jimmy on sans hands and it's like it never happened. You're like, where did that come from? I keep meaning to ask the brand name of the pink one's she and a few others use. They really do feel good. Don't expect GFE with her. I'm not sure if it's on the table, but as far as I know it's not. Her personality is absolutely one of a kind. She's funny if you get to know her.

That brings me to my question. Is she back? It's been a bit.

[QUOTE=UsaJB007;7052594]Anyone tried Momo at Lane's?[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't count on anything more than L1+ at VIP. Especially if you don't have a rapport with the women. I do hear it's a possibility. I've been close-ish hahaha. It's a Korean establishment. No table shower. HF is $60/80. The women are, respectfully, in their 50's and 60's. They do a wonderful massage, and I do enjoy 2 of the Mts quite a bit actually. It's a good time, but like I said L1+. Wonderful personalities and service.

[QUOTE=Lurker1111;7045799]You have already asked us this elsewhere, and we supplied a response. You won't get L3 at a place that is even iffy on L1. Time to venture out a bit further than your backyard. I suggest VIP Massage Spa on Bartlett Rd. It is not too far from you.

P.S. I think your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaleRoca70;7055715]Just went to Relax. Met by V. She's good but she doesn't last long. So she had to call in Ki to finish the job. I asked about Eva and was told that she no longer works there.[/QUOTE]Do you mean the famous Ewa? I don't think I've ever known of an Eva at Relax. Hoping Ewa isn't gone.

Went to Lane's late Friday afternoon. I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the massagenator, but based upon reviews, It was NOT Momo. My gal was the deceptive type of Asian massage, girl, she had the face of a 45 year old and the body of a 30 year old. I was put into the room just to the right as you come in, which I didn't even know existed until then. Mamasen didn't take the money, but told me to put it on the table. She left and and I waited. In a bit, this older looking face peeks around the corner and I start thinking I got rooked. But, when the rest of her came in, I was very okay. She was not thin, not thick, just well packed and configured. Natural Cs that matched her very nice (by AMP standards) body. The overall session was very enthusiastic, including her enjoying getting her diddler rubbed for a good 15 minutes. The TS was decent, got all the right areas, though not necessarily "playful" or extraordinary. She was talkative and personable, what I could understand of her english. Many positions were tested out. We went the full hour and there was no rush (except by mamasen who would shout out foreign phrases occasionally at the end). The total was house fee plus $160. She did try to get more, but I just told her that was all I had. My overall experience was good. She wasn't the Momo that was described in this thread, but she was enthusiastic and wanting to please.

[QUOTE=JohnJohnson126;7057692]Do you mean the famous Ewa? I don't think I've ever known of an Eva at Relax. Hoping Ewa isn't gone.[/QUOTE]If ewa is gone that would be sad, she had the best head game at all of relax.

I went there later in the evening on a Wednesday a few weeks back. I was surprised at the layout. The place is a lot larger than I thought, not just a long hallway with doors on each side. I really had a lot of trouble understanding MMS. She asked me a question and I said yes and was put in a room. After a short wait of very attractive, therapist came in but not long after that, the MMS pulled her out. Turns out this person had an appointment with someone else. I waited and another therapist came in also attractive, but not quite as attractive as the first one, not old, not young, but very nice shape. The shower was fine, But nothing special. The massage was decent. The after party was just OK. Mish was all she was up for for the main event and she seemed tired and not into it. Hand ending. Normal price FS, no trying for more. Seems like I would have been better off making an appointment But I don't always have time for that. Certainly be willing to try again but there are definitely more sure fire places out there.