Southside crawl; on the way to the Country Club
Pleasantly surprised by the presence of 4 Walkers between Flavel and Foster.
Thick WSW with side ponytail ala Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. She was playing the bus stop game. Saw her picked up at Duke PP.
The BBW Blonde was out by the Weld shop. Picking her up is the sign of a desperate Man.
Saw a WSW or HSW / Mixed jump into Grandpa's ride ten feet from the Blade, not to be seen again.
Picked up a younger, Blonde WSW who I've never seen. Name is Remy, said she was from Keizer, looking to relocate to the Duke area. Talked her rates down to an acceptable donation rate. Looks were of a former gymnast, muscular yet feminine. Short and she smelled good. Took her to a public spot I know and stabbed it with a BBBJCIMS finish. No number, but pulled a Zavi and gave her my Poon phone number, so we'll see.
Nice to see the Southside active.
Currently 5 over through 11. $2 dollar skins.
Fractured Hooker Tales Zavi Edition: "Three For One" (kind of) part 1.
Giving up for the moment on my long convoluted 2nd P4 P South of the border experience. Finished this languishing lamentation of three FHT in one single evening.
This tale begin when one weekend with me working long hours at a yearlong+ live in coast job with previous copilot. We were only coming back to Portland on weekends Friday night through Sunday evenings+ since the beginning of year. During this period sporadically fucked this civilian waitress at coast some yet she'd moved South a month before. I'd met my MDA addled coast ex at this time, but she was involved with some backwater buckwheat & while the flirtation was strong we'd yet to fuck...
So my life had morphed in addition to stocking up on food & supplies gathering on weekends was to fuck as much as I could before heading back to my Walden Woods incel like existence @ isolated jobsite. This time was only tempered by it being a "blank check & whatever it takes" gig & pressing all my buttons at once...financially...artistically & spiritually every night as I watched the sun drop in the Pacific each night.
My long time bounce "J" (FHT # 3643 & 3649) was somewhat cranky at me for working on her weekday birthday a few days earlier & was ghosting me this particular Saturday.
I got especially fucking irked at her since I had taken a two week break from job & along with the previous copilot we had taken a ten day road trip vacation down PCH Mexico not less than sixty days ago. But that's another FHT. LOL.
Now I'm a somewhat articulate for a wood butcher yet every time we discussed my continued absence & the tradeoffs that were resulting. Not only did was "J" feeling neglected, but it was also all my fault for going all in for my fucking dream gig. Most of the time felt like I was trying to explain a water planet to someone from Dune...
Giving up on "J" & her transient bitchy mood this Saturday night, I did what any backed up bozo with a limited window of opportunity would do & hit 82nd this early September night.
Was one of those nights where the selection was fine & bountiful...
After a lap or so & some near misses, my lust o meter had narrowed my targets to two that especially made my dick sing.
This spinner WSW 20's shoulder length real redhead longer skirt, light windbreaker over spaghetti strap top showing off some serious nipple & sandals in the general area of where Hong Phat is now.
Or...
This slumming TNA long legged big tit brunette in pigtails (whose name I cannot remember for the fucking life of me) in bikini top, cut off jean daisy dukes & heels. Tattoo band around one upper thigh & some scattered lipstick kiss tattoos peeking out from those x rated Dukes of Hazzard shorts.
Didn't matter which one...I wasn't in an especially picky mood. I was under time limitations...
Caught the diversifying brunette near Oregon & we headed to high school park for some outdoor under the stars fuckery. Though definitely high seemed cognizant enough & a deal was struck for a reasonable BBBJ with CFS menu. Found a dark grassy area in the back shadows & spread out a blanket while getting naked. Her kitty didn't quite pass the smell test, so I busied with my fingers as she gobbled up my dick, until she didn't...
Despite some gentle shaking or light whacks on the head. She was down for the count & soon commenced to snoring so loudly the copilot came over from the shadows to see what the commotion was about. After trying to rouse her snoring self for a good fifteen minutes figured she was out until she slept off whatever she had ingested. I put her clothes next to her & folded the blanket over her. But not before taking back the donation, left her the Mexican blanket...as I'm not a monster.
With that futile foreplay adding additional fervor to my evening's objective, started the process all over again. To my disappointment it was less bountiful than it had been earlier & I started concentrating between previously crowded Stark McDonalds to Glisan Park area. When I spotted the dome head Asian vice officer & his female partner patrolling, spotlighting & stopping to chat with a WSW I'd been looking at. I took to the side streets off 82nd to see if they worked their way down the avenue or just put some distance between us. As I came up to stop sign on one of those dark streets lo & behold was the redhead coquettishly smiling at me...bingo as my dick sang...
Hopping in & introducing herself as Marla she pulled off her windbreaker & told me to sample her perky ample B cup nipples as she inched her hand up my shorts leg. As we agreed to 80.00 + tip for car date & we headed up near Tabor. Another wearing so much perfume it left a puddle on my seat, the smell test came back excellent & her salacious orations were having the desired foreplay effect. Parked, we got mostly naked & some DFK started on one another. She was flexible as fuck all & with the passenger seat in full recline, I'd stretched out & we'd got into this inverted 69 with her slobbering over my dick while I buried my tongue & face in that tasty Strawberry Shortcake soft red lightly tufted pussy. Was just about to get her under me & bang one out in that tasty pinkness when suddenly with the speed of a methed out Cheetah & the agility of gymnast she had the door open complaining of a cramp. Of course...she rabbited on me yet not before I caught a hold of her light windbreaker with the donation in pocket. Last seen running full bore & bottomless with one jacket sleeve towards Tabor Dog Park. LOL.
Any man able to think or reason clearly would have called it for the evening yet it didn't occur to me especially since I hadn't lost any cash all night. If anything I was more dumbly determined to bust one out in something other than my hand...
By now it was 11:00+ or so the aforementioned vice unit were seen again concentrating North end earning their keep & area had surely taken a downturn for the worse hoe wise. Since this was the era when the South end still was dependable as North, decided to let North cool off & see what it might offer up so headed South. Also to air out the redhead's lingering overkill perfume...
All this pursuit & foreplay had me pussy drunk & needing more water to sober up. I stopped to replenish at Flavel...
Fractured Hooker Tales Zavi Edition: "Three For One" (kind of) part 2.
...the 7-11 was in full on crowded critical mass party like mode with walker or two, pharmaceutical reps, hustlers & loonies hanging out. Parked off to the side & made my way in. Register line was long & stupid slow & finally got back to the truck where an attractive though BBW raven haired light skinned BSW with an enormous rack was standing near truck. I'd missed her in the large crowd of people & as I opened truck door she asked, "looking for some company" followed "only 100.00 for an hour". It was high for the times, specially South, but it was right in front of me & home was five minutes away. Since I'd never spotted her well-proportioned BBW thickness before, I appraised her for a minute. Squeaky clean in tight top & jeans above heels with some artfully applied makeup & lipstick accentuating those DSL. Though the eyebrows weren't doing much for me for me, those real sweater puppets & her DSL overruled them.
She agreed to two pops in the hour at my place & I told her get in. After the check, she cheerfully told me her name was "Brandy", twenty years old & "open minded". Within minutes was home & stripped to some colorful big girl panties above her heels. As I progressed to savoring various parts of her bountiful curves she did think to mention no BBBJ, kissing or BBFS. Wasn't really looking for or expecting or looking for BBFS but was disappointed in the no kissing or that CBJ was the only option. Was allowed to DATY that tasty shaved pink kitty & play with those soft boobs as much & long as I wanted, though I imagine she was mentally doing her grocery list throughout with those fake ass moans. I indulged until covering up & pounding out a pretty good yet quick nut in MISH. Ahhh...that's better Zavi...
Back to more DATY with a few rimming probes thrown in for the hell of it with her throwing out a bargain backdoor upgrade option. Agreed, but her putting a cover on half hard dick & commencing to sucking had the contrary effect. She knew how to compensate for those shortcomings & her covered only edict as she twerked to my amusement & jiggled her ass, tits & curvy soft ass while I watched & her humming that "Milkshake" melody along with rapping some of the words. Infuriately (yet funny as fuck to me) reminded me of Family Guy episode when Peter was in prison was what came up in my horny mind. That thought wasn't helping...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-eU7I5TKbY
Finally some hesitant uncovered Russian ("don't you dare come on my tits") did the trick enough actually cover up & aim for that pink backdoor after lubing up. That ass must have seen enough dick in it's young life as it was far from snug. Reminding me "my hour was almost up", I concentrated pounding on that quivering Jell-O like ass & swinging tits until my 2nd load dropped into the bag. For a big girl she moved really fucking fast to disengage. No bathing in the afterglow... LOL.
After we tidied up & I brought her back to the yet increasingly lively madhouse at Flavel 7-11. Was what I imagine a fucking Criddler Mari Gras would be like. Conscious of the still somewhat lengthy list for Sunday before heading West again. All I wanted by now was some needed sleep. I had a moment of concern as the truck had started running slightly rough & seemed low on power on the short trip there & decided to forget going to my bank & eat the bank fee for her 45.00 anal upgrade tip & hit the cash machine inside 7-11. Just as cash spit out two PPD pulled in front of store, lit up with lights & started a combination lot clear & warrant check roundup. Very much amused for a minute until I saw shiny domed Asian vice officer & his partner + other squad cars joined the party & focused on a couple of Flavel regular walkers...
My truck & waiting copilot were on the Flavel side of lot & I walked out. Frozen in place nearby was Brandy totally freaked out on the phone to what I assume was her Tyrone..."there's cops all over baby" & "I'm going to jail" blubbering away. She shot me fucking daggers & rudely shooed me away as I approached to slip her the remainder. Somewhat pissed joined the copilot in truck & sipped my water. After a good five minutes, still no Brandy...
Soon Dome head & his partner were on opposite sides of the trucks windows telling me to "leave now" as they shined their flashlights in truck & my eyes. That I told them "I was waiting for someone" fell on the deaf ears that only authoritarian assholes seem to have...."Leave now or face arrest"...something like loitering or failure to obey spiel. I said fine & fired up the truck...sort of...as the dashboard lights went full on pinball machine payout & she refused to run or idle & finally died with a semi quiet backfire of un-burned gas. Dome Head 's bitchy partner ordered to "try again it's just flooded"...mentioning that I smelled gas, I got out disagreeing with a fucking beat cops diagnosis. Got out & opened hood...fuck me, as the gas smell wafted up stronger. I said sorry, it's not moving under it's own power. Pseudo & bitchy auto technician partner ordered me "try again" along with "I don't smell gas". With my exasperation showing I did once more to just clicking sounds & then nothing...fucking wonderful...I just looked @ her "like I told you"..
Explaining yet again to these tunnel visioned pseudo "mechanics" I was dead in the water. They told me just "lock it up & get it later". Really? I somewhat sarcastically alluded to fact it was the 21st century & windows were electric. I couldn't just roll them "up" & I sure as hell wasn't leaving unlocked vehicle here. I refused their offer to call a tow truck & told the partner I had free towing as part of my insurance & I'd rather use my service. An irritated "sheesh" was the response to me using a service I pay for. That's when they asked for my license & registration etcetera. As dome head walked off with my papers. She barked "why aren't you calling your insurance". Uh...because "your partner has the insurance card with 800 number along my other papers". Giving me yet another bitchy glare like I was the fucking stupid one in the room. She retrieved the card & I called. As I called, also wandered towards the front of the store to see if Brandy was still around or had been detained. Didn't see her...
Tow guy said It'd be about an hour. Got my papers back as dome head said, "he's clean". He seemed disappointed...SMH...I'm surprised they didn't check the copilots dog license. Mentioning they'd be in the area to make sure I'd "obeyed their orders". True to their word while copilot & I waited outside truck, the few times they passed blinded us with their spotlight. Whatever...so much for protect & serve. Each time they came by I waved & grinned widely at them...
My tow came about 2:00 AM & dropped us off at home. Abusing that free tow policy, Monday had truck towed to shop where a new battery & TBS sensor & the better part of two days wages fixed the issue. Though I didn't get back to job until midweek, I did get time to smooth things over & fuck "J" properly some before I left...so there was that...
In hindsight was one of those tug of war reward nights where I wasn't quite certain if I'd had an enjoyable time. Weird..yes...mildly stressful...yes...enjoyable...that I still vacillate on...unconsciously this was the night I decided to stop letting my dick make my all my decisions on 82nd...sometimes I even believe that...
I also had to be very aware of the nights Dome Head was out & about after this...
Never saw Brandy on the street again. The Craigslist ads I'd found never got updated. She resurfaced on Backpage until feds seized. Popped up later on EB & been there ever since.
A once & done desperation date. She must have found the fountain of youth as she's only aged four years in the previous thirteen. LMFAO...
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Can't tell you how many nights I've had like that ZJ
Contrary to my mantra "live to fight another day" I've had many nights where determination to meet my needs outweighs the mantra.
For a variety of reasons I've been there. Some were shitty service (inability to bust a nut) or fuck this chick is gross not giving up until I stab the right one, or a Walker as a fluffer for another, a bunch of different scenarios that I've encountered in my time. Ill admit this is not the way to operate and obviously a money pit. But sometimes Pornhub won't do. Caution to the wind, the job has to be done. Will also admit in everyone of those scenarios, I've wondered if the one that sealed the deal could taste, smell the previous Fluffers.
Dead weekend at least when I was out
Took a spin down 82 at 5 pm on Sunday. Not a peep out. Even the hard up never picked up fugllies were not out. Oh well. Guess my timing was off. Always searching for a new off the radar regular. My old one went silent. Must of got a BF to take care of her.
Sandy had a LE sitting mid strip and watching everything. When I see that. I usually only make one pass and get the hell out of there. LE people are trained observers, it is amazing how many times they can remember your vehicle and how many times you went up and down the strip. They are watching you watch the streets for working girls. And if they did stop you. They know quite a bit about your habits already.
Just be careful out there. Too many shooting. But for us. Its usually bad guy on bad buy not us mongers.
The cold weather will slow down the walking for this week though. But then end of the month is almost here and rent is due. Happy Hunting.