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Amen Coochie! Your post should be required reading for every new member of this forum.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1717496]Okay, I was Alternate I D for a while, but now the old Coochie Eater is back. And I'm back with a story.

There's been some discussion about trusting providers in your home. Sure, and why don't you invite the Taliban to your 4th of July fireworks bash? Cheeses Crust on a Crutch! Maybe you want to go through the state's sexual predator list and invite a couple of the guys over for your daughter's 10th birthday party. They can entertain while you go get drunk somewhere.

The reason I had to disappear for a bit is because I trusted a provider with some info, AND I tried to promote her as well. Everything was fine, she even threw some free poonanny at me for helping her. Until one of her friends saw her pic on this website. WELL! Now the shakedown begins. Some hassle and calling of bluff later, I am mostly out from under it, but MAN, who needs this?

My name is John, Ed, Murgatroyd, Mohammed, Nkwame, ANYTHING but my real name. I live in Denver, Springfield; Truth or Consequences; New Mexico, ANYWHERE but where I live. My wallet's in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the side panels of the door, not under the seat, THE TRUNK. I have exactly on me what I can afford to be stolen, ripped off, conned out of or otherwise wasted, including tip. If I have hired an escort to come to my hotel room, I give her HALF of the money up front, and HALF when I'm happy.

And these women that I've come to know and trust? Fuck that, I'll trust that the AIDS virus will be kind to me and not infect me today. I'll trust that my marriage will last forever and that the woman who now is my hated and hateful ex-wife really loves me and that it was just a little spat that broke us up. I'll trust all the politicians in Washington, and I'll trust all the clergy, especially the Catholic priests. So, of course, I'll trust some bust-down, drug addled, pimp-controlled wh0re with my vital information, my address, access to my valuables (especially while I'm at work) , my wife and my kids.

Use your fucking heads guys. I've walked the line as close or closer than most of you. I've been foolish AND lucky. I've warmed my fingers, but haven't got them burned. But MAN, you don't want to go through what I've gone through. Like Lefty, I'm single, so I can act without as much constraint as many of you, but REALLY, [b]NONE[/b] Of you want to go through this shit.

On the other hand, if you want to be existential and philosophical about this, you can say "Getting my house broken into, having my wife divorce me because she found out I was fucking prostitutes, putting my kids at risk when the pimp called me up and said he knew their names, that was when my life really turned around.[/QUOTE]

Gentelmen I have a big problem with a big question?

Many guys are asking for Abbies info. And I have given to them but resently I have recieved a number of requests from people with 0, or 1, or 2, or 3. Comments on this site. In other words very Newbies. I want to help, but I don't want to put a great gal like Abbie or anybody at risk. Every one of those providers wheather it is a SW, or a Backpager, Craiger, or from a friend, I don't want a LEO GETTING THROUGH. Any advice that is consistant and correct. And gals out there I would love your imput too. If a gal doesn't want to give up her name, you can PM me.

What should I do. As of now I won't give it out. And there are a lot 14 just in the last four days.

Help me.

Jess has pretty much blown up my phone since I saw her last. A text every other day or so wanting to know if I am in town or coming to town.

I made an appointment for her at 8 PM. I talk to her at 8 and she wants to know if I am going to pick her up at her door or out in the parking lot. Well my friends here is where I screwed up big time. I should have just drove over and picked her up. But no I thought I wanted to get her out of her motel room and into mine. No problem right? Especially when we are staying at the same hotel. I told her my room number and said walk over."Ill be right over just a few things to do". Do you want to here the whole story about the 20 texts and two phone calls? Nope. I don't blame you. Lets just say she had a family problem.

It was some what entertaining in a weird way and I was dozing during most of it so it wasn't a total waste of time. I remember what MW JRP always said " Make other plans and tell them when they call that you will make an appointment again later when they are less busy." I should have done that but she kept telling me how this is going to be better than our last date and she was going to make it up to me when she saw me. Well our last date was fun but scheduling was a pain. Little head said this is more problem scheduling than last time so better date than last time will be great. Any of you inexperienced mongers want to bet on the outcome?

I think it was 9:35 when she showed up. Oh I am so sorry, I am so glad to see you, this is going to be so much fun, etc. I like the talk.

We get comfortable and things are going well. Nice slim body, A's on top. Nice BBBJ and I am getting into it. DATY is clean and tasty. She is enjoying it so she said and she might be telling the truth because when I saw her later she said she would like to see me again because the pussy eating was relaxing and she needed that after her family problems.

No FiV. Tried at least twice to convince her to let me do that. I even tried the "you were going to make it up to me" line and the rule stayed in place.

I switched to CFS mish, by the way BB was available. We just get started and well that is not correct we had been at it for at least 5 minutes when she said we have to finish this up quickly because the family problem was getting worse. Here is what happened. She turned her phone ringer off and as we were switching positions she saw that she had 3 calls from family members and she was going to have to answer them soon. So much for the "you were going to make it up to me"

She put a little more effort into it and in a reasonable time I was done.

I probably over paid her at 60. She did not just run out the door but was gone by 10:20.

You probably think this is the end of the story but you would be wrong. After she leaves my ATF texts me that she is available if I want to see her. So I make an appointment for 12 and get cleaned up and head out to get something to eat. As I start the car Jess comes walking down the parking lot headed out to spend some of her new riches. I truely am just killing time while I wait for recovery so I agree to take her two blocks to the store. She is getting somethings and a new phone card as if she does not do that her phone will be dead tomorrow. Here I am and I TOFTT. Without a phone none of you guys are going to get a crack at her so always helping my fellow mongers out I agree. Two blocks to the store is 10 blocks or more because I can not make a left hand turn. She goes in and I told her I would wait for her,"up to 10 minutes" She said she could walk back but was very thankful that I offered. She goes in and comes out. She missed the store closing by 1 minute and now her phone was going to be off. Softy that I am and I am just killing time I take her a couple of miles to find a phone card. While in the store I get a call asking if I could spare $5. She was buying more stuff than she had money for. LOL. That plus a taco and I dropped her off.

OK so the bottom line. Would I see her again? Yes I will but Alex is so much better for about the same money, Tracy is lesser and cheaper. I will keep things in prospective.

[QUOTE=JvMan; 1718869]Gentelmen I have a big problem with a big question?

Many guys are asking for Abbies info. And I have given to them but resently I have recieved a number of requests from people with 0, or 1, or 2, or 3. Comments on this site. In other words very Newbies. I want to help, but I don't want to put a great gal like Abbie or anybody at risk. Every one of those providers wheather it is a SW, or a Backpager, Craiger, or from a friend, I don't want a LEO GETTING THROUGH. Any advice that is consistant and correct. And gals out there I would love your imput too. If a gal doesn't want to give up her name, you can PM me.

What should I do. As of now I won't give it out. And there are a lot 14 just in the last four days.

Help me.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking if someone is that new, like we all were at one time, if you want to answer someone's inquiry about a girl, just don't go into great detail. Maybe verify that her pics are real but other than that, wait until they've posted some so you know they're not likely to be Leo.

I had received her digits from here and I was very interested in seeing her. I tried hard to get a time set up and she was just not available when I was. I was interested in a morning date as a last option before I checked out and left town. Ok we were on but she wanted to know how much? Well I usually do not discuss this before hand and I did a poor job of negotiation as I left out some very important details. I made my standard offer of 40 but did not include the tip for performance. She shot me down. I eventually got her to respond with a counter offer. It was 120 for first date. Substantially more than I was lead to believe and I had just received a call from ATF so I left the negotiating table.

So I can just say that she was not out of line with many BP girls and her quality is very high as reported from others. I would like to see her at some time it is just that I now had better offers on the table.

[QUOTE=JvMan; 1718869]Gentelmen I have a big problem with a big question?

Many guys are asking for Abbies info. And I have given to them but resently I have recieved a number of requests from people with 0, or 1, or 2, or 3. Comments on this site. In other words very Newbies. I want to help, but I don't want to put a great gal like Abbie or anybody at risk. Every one of those providers wheather it is a SW, or a Backpager, Craiger, or from a friend, I don't want a LEO GETTING THROUGH. Any advice that is consistant and correct. And gals out there I would love your imput too. If a gal doesn't want to give up her name, you can PM me.

What should I do. As of now I won't give it out. And there are a lot 14 just in the last four days.

Help me.[/QUOTE]It's not only leo to worry about. It could be a pimp or any other kind of trouble. When in doubt ask the provider. I've never seen Abbie, but my understanding is she screens and she is careful who she sees. Most girls like that don't want their number widely distributed. I don't recall seeing Abbie advertise much if ever. If she wanted her number out there the easiest way to do it is advertise.

I would not give an unknown person a provider's phone number any more than I would give an unknown person my bank account or credit card number. It's not that hard to read the fucking forum and find a few providers to see. Anyone who wants to put in a little time and effort to get established can do it.

What these scavengers are really saying to us is they don't want to waste their money taking one for the team. They would rather we waste out money and when we find a good one let them know so they don't have to waste their money. Isn't that really what it boils down to?

[QUOTE=JvMan; 1718869]Gentelmen I have a big problem with a big question?

Many guys are asking for Abbies info. And I have given to them but resently I have recieved a number of requests from people with 0, or 1, or 2, or 3. Comments on this site. In other words very Newbies. I want to help, but I don't want to put a great gal like Abbie or anybody at risk. Every one of those providers wheather it is a SW, or a Backpager, Craiger, or from a friend, I don't want a LEO GETTING THROUGH. Any advice that is consistant and correct. And gals out there I would love your imput too. If a gal doesn't want to give up her name, you can PM me.

What should I do. As of now I won't give it out. And there are a lot 14 just in the last four days.

Help me.[/QUOTE]Senior means SENIOR. If someone has one, two or three posts, then they must be a TRADER. If I find a hot girl, I like her and I want to promote her, I'll PM seniors with her number, I don't even wait to be asked.

If someone who's not a senior wants a number, they better DAMN WELL have a number they can give me so I can call a b1tch and say "Li'ltinydick told me to call you. What's his deal?" If the girl doesn't know his screen name or if he hasn't given me his real name, then NO NUMBER!

When I started on this board, I wasn't a senior (weird, huh?) , and I had to post a bunch of shit during the six months it takes to become a senior (6 months whether you post once or a million times). I posted real shit: [i]"Had a great time with Dora. Number for seniors and traders"[/i] Or [i]"Got ripped off by Lawanda. AVOID AVOID AVOID."[/i] I hit this board hard with lots of posts, so that when the magic day hit, members knew me.

I don't think that's too much to ask of anyone else here. I want to help everyone too. I want the girls I like to make lots of money getting their pussies stretched and be thankful so they cut me deals or throw free pussy at me from time to time. I want all of you to get your dicks sucked so many times your nuts shrink two hat sizes. But I will not put girls at risk.

Nuff said

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1719147]It's not only leo to worry about. It could be a pimp or any other kind of trouble. When in doubt ask the provider. I've never seen Abbie, but my understanding is she screens and she is careful who she sees. Most girls like that don't want their number widely distributed. I don't recall seeing Abbie advertise much if ever. If she wanted her number out there the easiest way to do it is advertise.

I would not give an unknown person a provider's phone number any more than I would give an unknown person my bank account or credit card number. It's not that hard to read the fucking forum and find a few providers to see. Anyone who wants to put in a little time and effort to get established can do it.

What these scavengers are really saying to us is they don't want to waste their money taking one for the team. They would rather we waste out money and when we find a good one let them know so they don't have to waste their money. Isn't that really what it boils down to?[/QUOTE]I have seen Abbie more times than all other massage gals combined and the impression I get from her is that she doesn't not like her phone number passed around so I have never given it out. She doesn't mind her email address being given out because as you correctly stated, it does provide her the opportunity to do some screening.

I was only talking about e mail. Still even with e mail the wrong person could get a hold of her. I agree. I would never and have never given out her phone number. She is the best.

[QUOTE=Miltown;1719522]I have seen Abbie more times than all other massage gals combined and the impression I get from her is that she doesn't not like her phone number passed around so I have never given it out. She doesn't mind her email address being given out because as you correctly stated, it does provide her the opportunity to do some screening.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater;1719430]Senior means SENIOR. . When I started on this board, I wasn't a senior (weird, huh?) , and I had to post a bunch of shit during the six months it takes to become a senior (6 months whether you post once or a million times).[/QUOTE]My first post was on 04-11-11. While I only have 14 post, I've reviewed a dozen girls. How do I obtain my senior status if it's only a matter of 6 months?

[QUOTE=YeahItsMe;1719945]My first post was on 04-11-11. While I only have 14 post, I've reviewed a dozen girls. How do I obtain my senior status if it's only a matter of 6 months?[/QUOTE]I think you need to be a member for 6 months, and have at least 25 posts.

[QUOTE=YeahItsMe;1719945]My first post was on 04-11-11. While I only have 14 post, I've reviewed a dozen girls. How do I obtain my senior status if it's only a matter of 6 months?[/QUOTE]I'm sure the answer to your question can be found in the forum policies and guidelines which can be accessed from the front page.

I have to say I am not as hung up as some on the concept of senior status. When I post that I have a number to share I sometimes have seniors I've never seen post come out of the wood work. I would prefer to share with a newer member like you who does contribute rather than a senior who doesn't contribute shit and hasn't for years.

What I do when I get a request for information is click on the member's name. That opens a box that allows you to send a pm or view forum posts. I click on view forum posts to look at the member's posting history. You might find a guy with a thousand posts all saying "wow, those pics are hot, I'd sure like to fuck her". That does nothing to help anyone, but if you just look at status, the person is a senior.

I realize anyone can share info however they want, but this is the thought process I go thru. I like to share with trusted members, regardless of senior status.

[QUOTE=YeahItsMe;1719945]My first post was on 04-11-11. While I only have 14 post, I've reviewed a dozen girls. How do I obtain my senior status if it's only a matter of 6 months?[/QUOTE]Ok, let's think about this a bit. Senior status is basically to protect our little pussy providers so they don't get their perky, dangly, large, mushy, firm, saggy or completely fake tits in Uncle LEO's wringer (LEO = Law Enforcement Officer for you new guys). Is this a fool proof system? FUCK NO! Any police officer with a modicum of patience could post completely fabricated reports on here for six months, then BAMMO! He's a senior. He then could garner important information to bust our favorite girls, leaving us only with internet porn and the thoughts of the nun we had in third grade.

But by reviewing posts, we can get an idea of who might be a worthwhile senior to send info to. So the combination of senior status, and you, being proactive, reading posts by seniors will give you an idea of who can be trusted and who can't. Imagine you read a series of posts by [b]ImaNuGuy[/b].

1. Rained today. No one out.

2. Cruised south loop. Didn't see anything.

3. Picked up BSW, LaWanda, great BBBJ.

4. North loop, lotsa LEO, no action.

= = =

23. Great Post! Can't wait to try her!

24. WSW, took my wallet. WTF?

25. Saw Betty again today. Really excellent.

Notice the theme (or lack thereof) in these posts. They provide NOTHING! Nada! Zip! Zilch! Not a FUCKING THING! Yet ImaNuGuy will have senior status when his six months are up. BFD! He could be LEO, he could be a 16 year old kid wanking his doodle with one hand while typing with the other, he could be your mother-in-law.

So if you want to become a [u][b]TRUSTED[/b][/u] Senior, then you post shit like this.

1. Picked up Tatania on 4th and GF. Gave excellent service. Got digits. Will provide for [red]SENIORS[/red] and [red]TRADERS[/red].

2. Great BBBJ from LaKeesha on 28th and Lisbon. Big titties. BBBJCIMS for .40. Numbers for [red]SENIORS[/red] and [red]TRADERS[/red].

= = =

25. Hey! Tomorrow is the big day! I'm finally a senior! You guys have been great! There are lots of girls that need fucking or a good drink of liquid courage, so let's celebrate with a big fuck fest and trade a bunch of numbers!

If you want to really get creds on this board, PM digits to seniors without them asking so they don't have to write you first.

Oh, and one more point. The REAL reason that law enforcement doesn't pay a lot of attention to this board is because it's ALL FUCKING HEARSAY! Not one word of this shit is admissible in court. The [b]Coochie Eater[/b] account is actually written by three different guys from all over the country. We plagiarize other people's postings from different states then tweak it to fit Milwaukee. The guy writing this right now is housebound and can write only when his anti-psychotic meds don't overwhelm his ability to type. He doesn't even know the other two guys, but imagines one of them is in Tallahassee.

The one thing that LEO can do is get a provider's number and call her up. If he can get her to respond without an entrapment defense, he might get a conviction out of it. So it's easier for LEO to cruise the streets, call the BP girls, or sting you assholes for pandering.

So there you have it. Get laid, get sucked, get digits, post, read posts, get to know seniors, separate the wheat from the chaff, share digits: Easy, cheesy, lemon squeezy, summer breezy. If you had had 25 posts by 10-11-11, you'd be senior now.

Good luck!

I'm totally agree with you. I'm not Senior ut I am already have a good relationship with members that really want to share and discussed real stuff I'm looking to open to anybody who is not here just hit the high number.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1720521]I'm sure the answer to your question can be found in the forum policies and guidelines which can be accessed from the front page.

I have to say I am not as hung up as some on the concept of senior status. When I post that I have a number to share I sometimes have seniors I've never seen post come out of the wood work. I would prefer to share with a newer member like you who does contribute rather than a senior who doesn't contribute shit and hasn't for years.

What I do when I get a request for information is click on the member's name. That opens a box that allows you to send a pm or view forum posts. I click on view forum posts to look at the member's posting history. You might find a guy with a thousand posts all saying "wow, those pics are hot, I'd sure like to fuck her". That does nothing to help anyone, but if you just look at status, the person is a senior.

I realize anyone can share info however they want, but this is the thought process I go thru. I like to share with trusted members, regardless of senior status.[/QUOTE]

I am fortunate enough to have pm relationships with several seniors so I don't feel deprived of any valuable information. What is VERY frustrating is not being able to provide timely information to the general board. So far my record for writing a post and actually seeing it posted is 17 hours. I think the quickest I have seen something posted has been 4 hours later. It makes it very difficult to engage in coherent conversations with Seniors in an open forum. I have even resorted to pm'ing a Senior to post time sensitive information for me. I see the true value of senior status is the ability to post timely information.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1720521]I'm sure the answer to your question can be found in the forum policies and guidelines which can be accessed from the front page.

I have to say I am not as hung up as some on the concept of senior status. When I post that I have a number to share I sometimes have seniors I've never seen post come out of the wood work. I would prefer to share with a newer member like you who does contribute rather than a senior who doesn't contribute shit and hasn't for years.

What I do when I get a request for information is click on the member's name. That opens a box that allows you to send a pm or view forum posts. I click on view forum posts to look at the member's posting history. You might find a guy with a thousand posts all saying "wow, those pics are hot, I'd sure like to fuck her". That does nothing to help anyone, but if you just look at status, the person is a senior.

I realize anyone can share info however they want, but this is the thought process I go thru. I like to share with trusted members, regardless of senior status.[/QUOTE]