General Reports

[QUOTE=Hobby407;1627848]Its been a long year Have met some really nice talent from here. Thanks to all. From time to time I see people post their ATF. What makes one an ATF, the number of times you visit, your comfort level with someone, sometimes you meet one because another one cancled on you and she turns out to be great. So what I'm trying to say is I have 2 ATF's Mystical is my ATF for single session and Mystical and Jersey are with out a doubt are my double ATF's Thank you to both LADIES[/QUOTE]Honey thank you for that, you know what page you are on in my book. And as far as Jersey and I, well we are kinda taken with you as well.

Lots of long deep kisses and warm to you.

XOXOX Ashley

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969;1627810]I find it hard to believe that a reputable provider like Jersey would be comfortable with the fact that you are not LEO just by spending 20 minutes on the phone with you! I highly doubt that because I know Jersey and I know that she requires more than just talking to you on the phone. If that is the case, I do not think I would take client reference from her again! But I do not judge providers by the way that they screen their friends. Mine requires alot more than you sounding sexy with your "Brooklyn Accent" over the phone for 20 min. As a matter of fact a recent sting in Orlando went down with a man who had an accent from another Country! So that is crazy. I just saw someone from Orlando who is well established on the Orlando board and also has reviews on the oThER board and I still required a provider reference. INY. May I make a friendly suggestion to you? Don't come on the board posting stupid comments. We are all here for one reason. To have fun and to be safe doing it. You you do have to make an impression with what you post. You know, with us ladies you can find all kinds of information on us. With us providers, if you do not have a back ground program to do back ground checks on people like I do, you have to rely on either provider references (which I require as well) and also by what you post. If you saw a lady on the board who talked trash and who posted unprofessionally on the board, would you see her (I mean you do hold high standards since you expect teachers to be better than most)? Well we look for that as well in the guys that we chose to see. If you post crap on the board and are not respected by your piers, we will not see you. I do not know you nor do I judge you. But just by the level of comfort on the board, I would not see you. Join us in having fun. Hobby and post reviews, join in on the fun of this board. Its called a hobby for a reason! Hobby hard but stay safe! Kelly.[/QUOTE]Kelly, yes you know me better than that, [red]I do require 2 reputable provider references. [/red] [u]The 20 min. Conversation on the phone definitely is not going to cut it. [/u]

[QUOTE=ItalianNY;1627598]VS: You are correct. I do have a very bad Italian temper, which I inherited from my father and grandfather. I only get pissed when someone insults or offends me as several guys here have, you included. I do not need therapy, old man. Perhaps you need therapy, based on the thousands of posts you have made over the past four plus years. Do you even have a job? Oh, that's right, you are "retired". I have read some of your old posts and you have accused other guys of being LE. I thought I could trust you and confide in you as a Sr. Member. You violated that trust by trying to humiliate me on this board. Fortunately, since we are all anonymous here, I am not humiliated. I should be trusted and I have gained the trust of more than a few guys, via PM's and the exchange of info therein.[/QUOTE]OK, OK, ItalianNY, I guess I also
trust you now.

I trust you to get back in the Kitchen, put on your apron and keep making those Bacon-stuffed Doughnuts dipped in Italian dressing.

Oh and when you do decide to post your first provider review, nobody wants to hear how talented and really satisfying your left hand is, especially when U-turn your Pinky ring around.

As all of your co-horts say,"Freeze, step away from the KY jelly and grab the Crisco, it's time to Make the Doughnuts!"

SP

[QUOTE=Steve Pope; 1628258]OK, OK, ItalianNY, I guess I also.

Trust you now.

I trust you to get back in the Kitchen, put on your apron and keep making those Bacon-stuffed Doughnuts dipped in Italian dressing.

Oh and when you do decide to post your first provider review, nobody wants to hear how talented and really satisfying your left hand is, especially when U-turn your Pinky ring around.

As all of your co-horts say,"Freeze, step away from the KY jelly and grab the Crisco, it's time to Make the Doughnuts!"

SP[/QUOTE]Steve, it looks like you will not be having pasta any time soon. I do not wear any jewelry. Your post was comical and I enjoyed reading it. As I've articulated in prior posts, anyone can PM me for details on providers. I do will not disclose data that will"connect" with another monger on a personal level because it is not worth the potential "risks". I have never and will never give a provider ANY personal information. When I travel to a "brick and mortar" MP or MBS, I always use a luxury rental car. Thank you, Hertz. I think the guys here can figure out why I do that. My description of the providers I've visited will be enough to assuage the concerns of any one of you. There are providers I've seen, that guys who have PM'd me, have seen. They have asked me to indentify certain "body art" on the providers' bodies' to prove that I have seen that provider. I have done that at least 15 times. Consequently, all of the guys who PM'd to verify certain providers, now trust me.

ItalianNY, has posted 75 reports in less than two months and has not posted ONE SINGLE REVIEW. Just a lot of Parroting of other peoples reviews. I can think of no good reason for this other than to build fake credibility to be used against us. Make of this what you may. He also has a Buddy that does the same thing Marine77. Be cautious Ladies and gentleman. Very cautious.

Personally I will not be responding or posting about either of these two handles as I think and feel they are impostors, or internet trolls, I imagine the Moderator is about over this character based on his comments. No more feeding the LE or the troll for me.--VS

[QUOTE=VerySlowly; 1628692]ItalianNY, has posted 75 reports in less than two months and has not posted ONE SINGLE REVIEW. Just a lot of Parroting of other peoples reviews. I can think of no good reason for this other than to build fake credibility to be used against us. Make of this what you may. He also has a Buddy that does the same thing Marine77. Be cautious Ladies and gentleman. Very cautious.

Personally I will not be responding or posting about either of these two handles as I think and feel they are impostors, or internet trolls, I imagine the Moderator is about over this character based on his comments. No more feeding the LE or the troll for me-VS[/QUOTE]I agree with this observation and opinion from VS. LEO, bravado, overly inflated egos, power tripping from having some sort of authority and general arrogant attitude all go together. Try and try again ItalianNY, You got to be a ROOKIE!

SP

Anyone knows if you can turn breast milk into ice cream? Anyone would be up for this?

(And for the record, it's ok for us to drink milk from a cow or some a goat, and even when we are born, but not as an adult. Righhhhht)

If it was one particular lactating provider if she comes from Ohio, I have an idea guys!

[QUOTE=TRowePrice; 1629849]Anyone knows if you can turn breast milk into ice cream? Anyone would be up for this?

(And for the record, it's ok for us to drink milk from a cow or some a goat, and even when we are born, but not as an adult. Righhhhht)

If it was one particular lactating provider if she comes from Ohio, I have an idea guys![/QUOTE]Cows milk is tested before we drink it. Get my medical drift!

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/02/24/london-shop-serving-breast-milk-ice-cream/[/url]

Anyone seen or heard from her lately?

[QUOTE=TRowePrice; 1629849]Anyone knows if you can turn breast milk into ice cream? Anyone would be up for this?

(And for the record, it's ok for us to drink milk from a cow or some a goat, and even when we are born, but not as an adult. Righhhhht)

If it was one particular lactating provider if she comes from Ohio, I have an idea guys![/QUOTE]Well. Very different but actually found a receipe from London. Go figure!

[url]http://dessert-recipes.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-homemade-breast-milk-ice-cream-the-easiest-recipe-0125510/[/url]

[QUOTE=Twilight;1629881]Anyone seen or heard from her lately?[/QUOTE]Last I heard she was with child.

Talked to her a few days ago. She is still around and doing well.

[QUOTE=Twilight;1629881]Anyone seen or heard from her lately?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Steve Pope; 1628750]I agree with this observation and opinion from VS. LEO, bravado, overly inflated egos, power tripping from having some sort of authority and general arrogant attitude all go together. Try and try again ItalianNY, You got to be a ROOKIE!

SP[/QUOTE]The reason why guys like this don't make senior status after 70-80 posts is a lack of credible reviews. Commentary doesn't count, and Jackson understands this. I hope the moderators continue to enforce the "share to receive principle."

[QUOTE=Twilight;1629881]Anyone seen or heard from her lately?[/QUOTE]Last I saw her was way east orlando in may, preggers and was last time, was seeing her February to may but she stop texting me back. Plus I reconnected with another ATF this June to now.

I enjoyed driving out, especially in my vette, makes me feel all James Bond'ish.

I need that Irish girl like I need food, plus I know she has to be making some milky milk!