Massage Parlor Reports

Hate to make one of these posts but I'm struggling here. I've been striking out lately in this area, aurora / Naperville, and Chicago. I can't say that is been horrible but mediocre at best. It is probably my fault as I avoid the hot spots because the constant interruption and high traffic kills it for me. I will be around Lombard tomorrow so if anyone wanted to throw me a bone would be much appreciated (VERY MUCH! I've been trying to find a big booty Asian, big nipples, a girl that dresses extra slutty (especially tiny thongs) idk. Something different.

Not much to offer with AMPs RN but if you need some info on OTC at the titty bars in Melrose park or 390 I got you.

Has anyone tasted Momo recently at Lane's?

[QUOTE=OPIllini;7025210]Didn't know where else to put this, since I figure Elmhurst is close to Lombard, it should work.

Anyway, I went to The Best Relax Massage on York Rd in downtown Elmhurst, 2-3 blocks north of the Metra station. Got a four-hand massage for an hour with Amy and Mandy. Amy and Mandy are both older ladies in their mid to late 50's, not glamorous by any means, but not fugly either. Door fee was $140 (remember with four hands it's double the amount).

I was eagerly looking forward to a good massage with a L1 finish, but my enthusiasm greatly dampened once they told me to keep my underwear on. That's definitely a sign that the place was legit. Also, Mandy told me she was married and that her husband also worked there. I knew then I wasn't going to get a L1 ending. The massage itself was actually good as both Amy and Mandy have great massage skills, but neither gave out any hints or teases of something more. Same thing with the flip.

They both want me to come back soon, but I'm skeptical about any monger getting anything but a good massage..[/QUOTE]Been to both places. They are just regular business. No levels t all.

I have seen talk about Asian apartments western burbs. Do anyone have info they can put here or DM me?

So here is my short review of Relax. I went there twice last month. First time I got Kiki. She was very fun and upbeat. She does dfk and BBBJ. Everything is on the menu except no massage. In and out in 40 minutes with the table shower. Second time I got Wewe. Pretty massage. No kissing. Covered BJ was outstanding. Full menu.

Need to try Ewa and Mocha next.

Mamasan made it sound like they might be moving locations.

[QUOTE=Visconti5683;7037576]Hate to make one of these posts but I'm struggling here. I've been striking out lately in this area, aurora / Naperville, and Chicago. I can't say that is been horrible but mediocre at best. It is probably my fault as I avoid the hot spots because the constant interruption and high traffic kills it for me. I will be around Lombard tomorrow so if anyone wanted to throw me a bone would be much appreciated (VERY MUCH! I've been trying to find a big booty Asian, big nipples, a girl that dresses extra slutty (especially tiny thongs) idk. Something different.

Not much to offer with AMPs RN but if you need some info on OTC at the titty bars in Melrose park or 390 I got you.[/QUOTE]Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=JoeDirt12;7039724]Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Is this Ewa taller like 5'9 ish middle aged with a killer ass? There was one Ewa in the quad cities quite awhile back and damn she had a killer ass for a older lady.

I appreciate that brother. I ended up trying to go to lanes and 3 guys pulled up and walked in as I was about to go in. My fault as I went when everyone gets off work. I decided to skip it as I'll be in the area all next week. I wasn't a big fan of pure but haven't been to relax in a while so maybe I'll try that out. Thanks again. Sent dm with info (can't give #) but can give you all the info I have.

[QUOTE=JoeDirt12;7039724]Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Visited Relax last week and had called ahead and asked for WeWe. Cute younger girl. Asked for table shower, and since she was wearing a skirt, she just tied it up above her waist to keep it dry. She has a gorgeous, round ass! Also, was going commando. Very thorough table shower and back to room for a decent massage. On the flip CBJ, 69, Reverse CG, that ass is perfect, Back to 69 where I finished. She does has a good looking chest, which I was able to enjoy. I didn't make it to CG which I will do next time. When we were done and I was complementing her I said she was a beautiful woman. She seemed shocked and said "girl". Don't know if I offended her, but she was still all smiles, and grabbing the junk. Wonderful place, going back soon.

[QUOTE=DabGuy888;7035773]Hi All.

Has anyone been to the Schaumburg location? I live right across the street in the apartment complex on the back side of the building. I have went there 4-5 times and have not had too much luck. The first 2 times was L1, but they look like they got rid of that girl and the other girls don't appear to even do L1. I was wondering if you guys had any tips or strategies I can use to get more mileage at the Schaumburg location. I know they do have rooms upstairs not sure if these are living quarters or if they do other things upstairs too? I used to get the same girl twice, but not so much anymore. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am just looking for L2/ L3. The third time I went the girl had a very revealing outfit, but did not provide even L1. I noticed that they do mention tips and bring up "customers don't tip them well" or joke around that "tip me well after a compliment". Would that be an indication that we could have negotiations.

Thanks all for your input![/QUOTE]You have already asked us this elsewhere, and we supplied a response. You won't get L3 at a place that is even iffy on L1. Time to venture out a bit further than your backyard. I suggest VIP Massage Spa on Bartlett Rd. It is not too far from you.

P.S. I think your inbox is full.

Who's been to Apple Spa lately? I'll be working in the area next week and thought I'd pay a visit. I haven't been since 2021. Still entry plus $160? Anyone standout?

Not much help here but went 2 maybe 3 months ago. Door + 160. She started w / 200 came back at 160 w / no argument. Unfortunately I have no intel on the current talent but haven't been disappointed w / the girl or standard k spa service the few times I've been the past year or two.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7048717]Who's been to Apple Spa lately? I'll be working in the area next week and thought I'd pay a visit. I haven't been since 2021. Still entry plus $160? Anyone standout?[/QUOTE]

Anyone tried Momo at Lane's?

[QUOTE=JoeDirt12;7039724]Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Have dreamed at Relax at least 6+ times at this point and have always used the front. I've had great experiences for the most part when I've drawn Keke's bubbly personality. Other times I've drawn a subpar experiences from others I didn't get names of. Especially when I've asked for a switch and been denied (assuming others are already busy). Through all my visits I've yet to get blessed with Ewa and am still very eager to.

I've noticed on many of my visits some stay in the far back room instead of the front rooms. Wondering if you always "bang on door" and have a better experience that way? Have been tempted to use the back but didn't know if it would make a difference + the front just seems like a more formal approach. Would be curious to hear the difference in selection and experience through banging on the door?

Tried Bloss on a whim- got a cute little thing in a pink body hugging dress. Nice itty bitties, prolly an A cup but they were cute. Surprisingly good massage, I actually felt good afterward. So had to be 45 minutes of massage with a little tease here and there we got to the flip. CBJ was good, but not god enough for me. Went to hand, which should've done the trick, but alas I couldn't finish. Told her no and to stop. She apologized. Here's the thing. I went to grab her goods and she said "period". I felt a pad between her legs that must've come out of a Depends box. That kind of dashed my spirits to start. Then I caught her watching the clock a few times. She will talk dirty though. CUm in my pu, and fook a-me. Made me smile. 7 a door and 12 was asked but I said 1. She said Good for 12, not happy 100. Oh well. So the last thing is I couldn't help but wonder afterword if she may've been a lady boy. Maybe that's why the giant pad, maybe the itty bittys. I don't know, maybe I just had an unsuccessful release and was sour about it. Anybody got a word to add?

Oh. Her name started with a D like deera or dreena or sumpin.

Good luck boys!