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[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1714892]Thoughts on risking Outcalls at your own house? What if you had a spouse? Seems a little too risky to me. But I'm curious for input, since there is some solid experience floating around here.

Thanks,

FunTimes[/QUOTE]Generally I avoid but with a minor exception. With a few trusted ones if they don't have incall I will pick them up and take them to my place. I will never ever give out my address and let them come to me. I'm in the burbs and will only do it at night, take a roundabout way, use another freeway exit than is logical, lie about what city I'm exactly in, and ensure the lights on my address are off. I don't have a woman to worry about but even with that I'm not totally comfortable. I also try to watch their phone to ensure they aren't looking on a map where we are located. Any one of these girls, even trusted ones, having your address seems like a very bad idea.

Trust? Are you kidding me? I do not believe half the shit coming out of most of these girls mouths let alone trust them. Get the pussy, pay her, avoid putting her in a class that she does not belong in. Its a business transaction. She sells pussy. You purchase it. Nuff said. Leave the other shit out. You begin talking about how you really trust a girl selling you pussy, you are making a big mistake.

[QUOTE=Dingusmcc; 1715152]It's like everything, there's a risk involved. If you come across somebody that you can really trust and do all you can to minimize risk, then the fun with that extra thrill maybe can be justified.

Me?

I did it once. Was it fun? Hell yeah!

Would I do it again? Only with somebody I felt I could trust. The one I did was with a very well established provider who also had a something to lose (at least I think she did?) , and she's long since retired.

Most (all?) of the ladies we talk about around here, I wouldn't trust. Way too much drama![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CharlieKane200;1715069]I've done it a few times, but it's not the smart way to go. Very little upside and huge downside.[/QUOTE]The upside is they know they can't leave until you let them out. I am much more comfortable in my home than a dumpy hotel / apt. I'm single and don't care what the neighbors see after midnight.

Once I was threatened by a pimp when I refused to pay a girl who wouldn't perform. But he was all bark.

I stash valuables out of sight, light candles and wait. If they're late at least you're not stuck sitting in some random parking lot.

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes;1714892]Thoughts on risking Outcalls at your own house? What if you had a spouse? Seems a little too risky to me. But I'm curious for input, since there is some solid experience floating around here.[/QUOTE]A provider once told me about the time she went to the wrong house. Do you want a provider showing up at your neighbor's asking for you?

[QUOTE=Member #4201;1715294]Trust? Are you kidding me? I do not believe half the shit coming out of most of these girls mouths let alone trust them. Get the pussy, pay her, avoid putting her in a class that she does not belong in. Its a business transaction. She sells pussy. You purchase it. Nuff said. Leave the other shit out. You begin talking about how you really trust a girl selling you pussy, you are making a big mistake.[/QUOTE]Like I said, I'm not talking about any of the trash that's talked about here on this site. I'm talking about the kind of providers that seem to have been driven away from the Milwaukee market by the anger infused bickering that's taken over here. I'm talking about the Linden / Velvet type of providers (professionals who do this on the side 'cause it's fun and pads their Christmas club).

I know what you're saying, I honestly haven't come across anybody in the last 7 years that I'd trust with YOUR info.

This one made my day, and I had to come here to share.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fast-rides-to-your-customers-faster-then-a-taxi-21/7771300[/url]

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1714892]Thoughts on risking Outcalls at your own house? What if you had a spouse? Seems a little too risky to me. But I'm curious for input, since there is some solid experience floating around here.

Thanks,

FunTimes[/QUOTE]IMO, the safest way to execute this hobby is to do it completely separately and apart from the rest of your life. Period. I am kind and respectful to the women I meet. I treat them as a person when I am with them, not a piece of meat. I am generous when they deserve it. However, I will never trust these girls with anything, including personal information. It's nothing personal. Most ho's will tell you, you can't trust a ho. Does it mean ALL of them are thieves or untrustworthy? Not necessarily. But even after years seeing someone in this hobby, you can't KNOW for sure. Therefore, trust none of them. As one poster said succinctly, very little upside, too much downside.

[QUOTE=Member #4201;1715085] Some of these ladies may even have a pimp and return and clean you out.[/QUOTE]I saw Risky Business and figured there has to be some truth to it. First, the tranny showing up at the door, and then the pimp cleaning the house. Although the pimp probably isn't as classy as Joe Pantoliana and would just run roughshod through your shit.

Even at a hotel outcall your money is not safe. I fell for the lamest scam when I first hired an escort. Called one out of the phonebook and she said they have a pretty blond. I asked the price and she said $. Being drunk, it sounded fine to me. Gurp. The gal shows up, looks pretty nice in a tight skirt and tank top. I have the moolah ready. She takes it and says she needs to make a call. Sure. She goes in the bathroom, makes her call. She comes out and says she has to pay her driver. Stupid me, said 'sure, no problemo'. The kicking myself began as soon as I saw the 'driver' pull up in a beater. She gets in and they drive off. I wish I had discovered this site beforehand.

Lessons.

If they suggest a girl, see if they have a different one. Asian, blond, brunette. If those girls are all booked, red flag. Keep your money secure until you know the deal is solid. Don't let them leave the room with your money. I"m not sure how it goes letting them make calls. I assumed it was a 'ok, I"m here' type of call, but you know what happens when you ass-you-me something.

[QUOTE=YeahItsMe; 1715573]This one made my day, and I had to come here to share.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fast-rides-to-your-customers-faster-then-a-taxi-21/7771300[/url][/QUOTE]Nice to see he drives such an inconspicuous car, I'm sure the neighbors wouldn't notice it at all.

[QUOTE=YeahItsMe; 1715573]This one made my day, and I had to come here to share.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fast-rides-to-your-customers-faster-then-a-taxi-21/7771300[/url][/QUOTE]Seems legit

[QUOTE=Sinlover;1715871]Nice to see he drives such an inconspicuous car, I'm sure the neighbors wouldn't notice it at all.[/QUOTE]My thoughts exactly. I wonder what Mr. M's ride looks like?

[QUOTE=Sinlover;1715871]Nice to see he drives such an inconspicuous car, I'm sure the neighbors wouldn't notice it at all.[/QUOTE]He may even bargain for a little taste. This is a scam, a way for this chilly pimp to recruit a stable, especially if he runs into some gullible young girls turning tricks.

[QUOTE=Sinlover;1715871]Nice to see he drives such an inconspicuous car, I'm sure the neighbors wouldn't notice it at all.[/QUOTE]I can't imagine anyone would take him up on his offer. Doesn't a taxi cab charge about the same? And Howard has a pint, he's probably just doing some scouting and recruiting.

Okay, I was Alternate I D for a while, but now the old Coochie Eater is back. And I'm back with a story.

There's been some discussion about trusting providers in your home. Sure, and why don't you invite the Taliban to your 4th of July fireworks bash? Cheeses Crust on a Crutch! Maybe you want to go through the state's sexual predator list and invite a couple of the guys over for your daughter's 10th birthday party. They can entertain while you go get drunk somewhere.

The reason I had to disappear for a bit is because I trusted a provider with some info, AND I tried to promote her as well. Everything was fine, she even threw some free poonanny at me for helping her. Until one of her friends saw her pic on this website. WELL! Now the shakedown begins. Some hassle and calling of bluff later, I am mostly out from under it, but MAN, who needs this?

My name is John, Ed, Murgatroyd, Mohammed, Nkwame, ANYTHING but my real name. I live in Denver, Springfield; Truth or Consequences; New Mexico, ANYWHERE but where I live. My wallet's in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the side panels of the door, not under the seat, THE TRUNK. I have exactly on me what I can afford to be stolen, ripped off, conned out of or otherwise wasted, including tip. If I have hired an escort to come to my hotel room, I give her HALF of the money up front, and HALF when I'm happy.

And these women that I've come to know and trust? Fuck that, I'll trust that the AIDS virus will be kind to me and not infect me today. I'll trust that my marriage will last forever and that the woman who now is my hated and hateful ex-wife really loves me and that it was just a little spat that broke us up. I'll trust all the politicians in Washington, and I'll trust all the clergy, especially the Catholic priests. So, of course, I'll trust some bust-down, drug addled, pimp-controlled wh0re with my vital information, my address, access to my valuables (especially while I'm at work) , my wife and my kids.

Use your fucking heads guys. I've walked the line as close or closer than most of you. I've been foolish AND lucky. I've warmed my fingers, but haven't got them burned. But MAN, you don't want to go through what I've gone through. Like Lefty, I'm single, so I can act without as much constraint as many of you, but REALLY, [b]NONE[/b] Of you want to go through this shit.

On the other hand, if you want to be existential and philosophical about this, you can say "Getting my house broken into, having my wife divorce me because she found out I was fucking prostitutes, putting my kids at risk when the pimp called me up and said he knew their names, that was when my life really turned around.

I hear you. I live in an area of Milwaukee that has more cops and fireman than any place else. For years I had a parade of SWs, escorts, and welfare moms coming and going. Yep there were a few problems with those who wanted to come visit unannounced. Some who didn't want to leave. And some who became "projects" that I kept around as pets. I think I liked the fact that I was in control and offered the lady an environment that made her feel comfortable too. Also I was saving money and not dropping $20-30 at the suburban. But its getting worse. SWs and Escorts seem to be getting uglier and fatter than ever. They show up in old jalopies ready for the junk yard, all wrecked with broken out windows and huge dents. They are covered in tats from head to toe, dressed in modern Goodwill, and a wig out of the 70s. Cottage cheese asses and baby guts. The pics they post are BP. Well if that is their best effort, you can expect much worse in person. If you see the belly covered up. They are covering a big gut. All women with flat stomachs with show you. Those who don't cover them up. Basically anything being covered up in their BP pics, they are hiding unsightly tattoos, track marks, stretch marks, and fat. When you see them wearing stocking up to the thighs, they are hiding a lot of mistakes they made which they now regret, usually botched tattoos. Keep in mind the pics you see on BP, they probably took a hundred pics until they could find the right one that showed all the good parts and hid all the bad stuff. If it looks questionable in the pic, real life is a whole lot worse. Some take a good pic but show up high, on crack, stink of tobacco or pot, talking a mile a minute. Suddenly their good looks means nothing, you just want them to leave. Sometime you do find a needle in the haystack and get a good one. Then what happens, it becomes all about them and they want to have sex their way so they can get off. They want you to DATY, or do mish because it gets them off. Well what about how you want to get off. You're paying for that privilege. Had a SW come over a while back, asked to take shower. Ok, thats fine. She cleaned up old miss puss really good because she wanted some DATY. Well I'm not doing that to some meth addict. She was hurt and disappointed. If she wants a nice guy to do that to her, then she needs to get off drugs and find a boyfriend. Had an old worn out escort over recently. Took one look at her and decided her clothes should stay on. Paid her full price for just a BBBJCIM. But she kept insisting on wanting to give me FS. One look at that big sloppy ass and baby gut, I passed. I ask all you seniors, what percent would you say are totally no shows, extremely late, or have wasted more than an hour of your time with unexcusable delays? They couldn't hold a job if their life depended on it. They'd be late for their own funeral. Even AMP vacations are getting more disappointing. Not that the service is bad but the good ones are becoming so busy its hard to just walk in and get serviced. Kind of like going to a popular expensive restaurant on Saturday night. You got to wait, go through the stress. By the time you get in, you are all stressed out, sometimes to the point you don't even want to go through with it. You're all fucking mad because you had to wait. Then you can't see the your favorite girl because if she is your favorite, she is everyone elses too. So you end up with the one nobody wanted. Its gets worse. You go back the next day and get her again.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1717496]Okay, I was Alternate I D for a while, but now the old Coochie Eater is back. And I'm back with a story.

There's been some discussion about trusting providers in your home. Sure, and why don't you invite the Taliban to your 4th of July fireworks bash? Cheeses Crust on a Crutch! Maybe you want to go through the state's sexual predator list and invite a couple of the guys over for your daughter's 10th birthday party. They can entertain while you go get drunk somewhere.

The reason I had to disappear for a bit is because I trusted a provider with some info, AND I tried to promote her as well. Everything was fine, she even threw some free poonanny at me for helping her. Until one of her friends saw her pic on this website. WELL! Now the shakedown begins. Some hassle and calling of bluff later, I am mostly out from under it, but MAN, who needs this?

My name is John, Ed, Murgatroyd, Mohammed, Nkwame, ANYTHING but my real name. I live in Denver, Springfield; Truth or Consequences; New Mexico, ANYWHERE but where I live. My wallet's in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the side panels of the door, not under the seat, THE TRUNK. I have exactly on me what I can afford to be stolen, ripped off, conned out of or otherwise wasted, including tip. If I have hired an escort to come to my hotel room, I give her HALF of the money up front, and HALF when I'm happy.

And these women that I've come to know and trust? Fuck that, I'll trust that the AIDS virus will be kind to me and not infect me today. I'll trust that my marriage will last forever and that the woman who now is my hated and hateful ex-wife really loves me and that it was just a little spat that broke us up. I'll trust all the politicians in Washington, and I'll trust all the clergy, especially the Catholic priests. So, of course, I'll trust some bust-down, drug addled, pimp-controlled wh0re with my vital information, my address, access to my valuables (especially while I'm at work) , my wife and my kids.

Use your fucking heads guys. I've walked the line as close or closer than most of you. I've been foolish AND lucky. I've warmed my fingers, but haven't got them burned. But MAN, you don't want to go through what I've gone through. Like Lefty, I'm single, so I can act without as much constraint as many of you, but REALLY, [b]NONE[/b] Of you want to go through this shit.

On the other hand, if you want to be existential and philosophical about this, you can say "Getting my house broken into, having my wife divorce me because she found out I was fucking prostitutes, putting my kids at risk when the pimp called me up and said he knew their names, that was when my life really turned around.[/QUOTE]