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Gentleman, there is a heaven, and that place is Park Avenue Spa. Decided to make the venture out there as it's actually pretty close by. Called ahead of time to make an appointment with Emily as I heard she's one of the best around. Got there and was a little surprised that it was actually in the office building. Walked in and was able to go right to the suite they are in. Checked in and was met with Camilla, who is not advertised on the ad. Informed her of my appointment and was told that she was actually in a session. Odd since I just booked an hour with her. Oh well, Camilla looked hot and I went with her. Oh man, did I make the right decision because she was the perfect mix of sensual and aggressive and had me finished before I even knew what was happening. She is stacked, just like the other ladies at PAS, and such a sweetheart. Had so much fun.

Ran into Emily as I left and she shook my hand and apologized. Promised to make it up to me.

I think I need to make an appointment to go tomorrow.

Go, fellas, because as we all know, we never know how long places this good will last.

Your mailbox is full.

[QUOTE=Bjceb;1989068]Anybody happen to experience this one? She is posting like she is legit only, but she is only staying at low end hotels and doing incalls there. Just has my spidey sense tingling on this one. You never know if it is waste of time or not. I know I can't even count the amount of therapists that post like they are only legit and provide services.

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[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/trv/4292545045.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Googled her number and found this in an older ad. Ouch.

SEXUAL, PROSTATE or SENSUAL MASSAGE Do the right thing and save this type of massage for your wife! You can not sell the emotions that can only be shared by a loving couple! We do NOT offer prostate, sexual or sensual Massage. This will NEVER change! Even asking for this is called solicitation and therefore illegal.

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OK, the title is not as bad as it sounds. The spa is on 192, maybe a half mile West of 192 Therapy Spa that used to be Touch of Asia. It does not seem to have a name and I did not take down their number but it's next to the Fox and Hounds British pub. Stopped by on the off chance and hooked up with Jessica. Maybe a 7.5 on my scale, Chinese and a little plump for my taste but I am being really picky. I guess 25 maybe a little less? $70 for the house for 1 hour. Took me to the room and I asked for table shower. WOW!

Great massage and I left very relaxed and happy. No negotiation at all that makes me EXTRA happy so $80 for tip. She gave a great massage, was friendly and accommodating and never mentioned anything about a tip so I thought that was reasonable and she seemed VERY happy too, both during the massage and afterwards. Seniors who have messaged me in the past may PM for full details.

When I go back, as sure I will, I'll try and get the name of the place and the number.

V.

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So I have has an issue lately brothers...yes my reviews have dropped off lately but there is a reason. And it is not from lack of wanting to share or visitations. Jag, guide me with how you handle a "don't review me online" request? I want to be a gentleman but not leave you all high and dry...I had good experiences with both providers above.

I am serious too we should be gentleman to our providers but need to be able to share.

Thanks for the advice.

The Jag has another big review, cumming if you will, at a USASG Forum near you...

JaguarXF

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I personally don't mind reviews but I don't like too much details in them. I prefer those to be sent via PM. If you find a gem and want to spread the word PM a few of your trusted buddies on here to get the word out. If I found a review, favorable or not, that someone wrote after I asked them not to I wouldn't be too happy. I would probably no longer see that person or anyone that came to me thru the review.

Just a little advice from the other side. Hope it helps.

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So I have has an issue lately brothers...yes my reviews have dropped off lately but there is a reason. And it is not from lack of wanting to share or visitations. Jag, guide me with how you handle a "don't review me online" request? I want to be a gentleman but not leave you all high and dry...I had good experiences with both providers above.

I am serious too we should be gentleman to our providers but need to be able to share.

Thanks for the advice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SinkoM;1989996]Gentleman, there is a heaven, and that place is Park Avenue Spa. Decided to make the venture out there as it's actually pretty close by. Called ahead of time to make an appointment with Emily as I heard she's one of the best around. Got there and was a little surprised that it was actually in the office building. Walked in and was able to go right to the suite they are in. Checked in and was met with Camilla, who is not advertised on the ad. Informed her of my appointment and was told that she was actually in a session. Odd since I just booked an hour with her. Oh well, Camilla looked hot and I went with her. Oh man, did I make the right decision because she was the perfect mix of sensual and aggressive and had me finished before I even knew what was happening. She is stacked, just like the other ladies at PAS, and such a sweetheart. Had so much fun.

Ran into Emily as I left and she shook my hand and apologized. Promised to make it up to me.

I think I need to make an appointment to go tomorrow.

Go, fellas, because as we all know, we never know how long places this good will last.[/QUOTE]I hear so much about PAS but have never been. The market for a massage with HE is $100, ALL IN. (30 minute AMP is $60 plus $40 tip; independent massage girls are flat $) What did your great session at PAS cost you please. Thanks.

[QUOTE=AncienTone;1990761]I hear so much about PAS but have never been. The market for a massage with HE is $100, ALL IN. (30 minute AMP is $60 plus $40 tip; independent massage girls are flat $) What did your great session at PAS cost you please. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I paid $140 for an hour. I didn't get the FS option as it was my first time there.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;1990756]I personally don't mind reviews but I don't like too much details in them. I prefer those to be sent via PM. If you find a gem and want to spread the word PM a few of your trusted buddies on here to get the word out. If I found a review, favorable or not, that someone wrote after I asked them not to I wouldn't be too happy. I would probably no longer see that person or anyone that came to me thru the review.

Just a little advice from the other side. Hope it helps.[/QUOTE]I'm going to agree here with Paige. It pops up a few times in the reviews I have published. I get the "thanks, but no thanks". It is important to share experiences and help our follow gentlemen, but we do not want to to discount the provider's feelings either. A report that says you had a solid time with someone from a particular part of town, blah, blah, blah and then ask Senior Members to PM for specifics works just as well. I would never want a provider to feel that I am causing her an issue and / or feel uncomfy with any of us. We're the good guys.

The downside there is we then start to have a heirarchy on members here more so than we do now.

Now saying all that, you ladies do know that BP is by far more watched then this review site, right? Nothing on here would technically be admitted in any preceeding. If it is, you should really find better representation And if you are posting on BP under Erotic Services or Body Rubs, you are basically saying what you provide already. In the BP ad you provide a basic location which is all that would be on here anyway. So I always get confused as to why a provider in good standings with a solid review would not want to let other members here know they provide safe and reliable service. But then I am on this end and it is hard to put myself in the provider's mindset.

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I literally have gotten massages all over the world. In Brazil, it is almost impossible to get a legit massage because Brazilian women would rather have sex! Reviews can be graphic because of the nature of the services and legalities. In the US, we have to be more discreet and look out for women who can put out of business for performing massages without a license.

I find the best reviews the are ones that provide details on the legitimate massage. If a therapist puts forth the effort there, 99% of the men will leave feeling they got their money's worth and leave at least a $20 tip. If a guy is interested in a HE then he should consider where the therapist posts her ad. If it is under massage or therapeutic then the odds go down. If the reviewer says that he had a good experience and would return then most likely that good experience including a HE unless he specifically stated otherwise.

If you are looking for anything beyond a HE then candidly I think it often depends on you. I always shave and shower before a massage even if the place offers a table shower. I also get manicures and pedicures. If you do not think women notice and appreciate these things, you need to reevaluate your approach to women. At some point you also have to ask yourself why you want to have sex with a 50 year-old Asian woman when for the same amount of money you could see a young attractive escort.

Another important factor is who is posting the review. Do they seem to always have a good experience or are they a guy who is never satisfied?

Gentlemen,

As you know, I hobby with a purpose, in order to bring you perverted cats, (and not so perverted cats) the best Intel I can on our lovely and "imminently" qualified provider talent here in Orlando.

Very soon, I will be posting 3 cum churning reviews of the luscious ladies that you see in these links.

Get your popcorn and Kleenex ready...cumming very soon (within the next few days) to a USASG Forum near you...

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=Summertime0777;1989981]They got some unwanted TV time and left town. What a loss!

.[/QUOTE]Any one heard where the went? Yes What a loss.

So, ventured back to PAS today and found myself seeing Emily, who waited for me so I could see her after I wasn't able to see her yesterday. Same kind of experience as I had with Camilla yesterday, though the biggest difference is that Emily has natural breasts while I believe Camilla has fake ones. I love natural breasts more so than fake, so I definitely enjoyed my experience a little bit more. Also ran into Patricia while there. This place is doing everything possible to bankrupt me. Too bad I will be out of town for most of February.

$100 for 30 minutes of fun, simple handshake and Russian.

[QUOTE=Bicerock;1990813]I'm going to agree here with Paige. It pops up a few times in the reviews I have published. I get the "thanks, but no thanks". It is important to share experiences and help our follow gentlemen, but we do not want to to discount the provider's feelings either. A report that says you had a solid time with someone from a particular part of town, blah, blah, blah and then ask Senior Members to PM for specifics works just as well. I would never want a provider to feel that I am causing her an issue and / or feel uncomfy with any of us. We're the good guys.

The downside there is we then start to have a heirarchy on members here more so than we do now.

Now saying all that, you ladies do know that BP is by far more watched then this review site, right? Nothing on here would technically be admitted in any preceeding. If it is, you should really find better representation And if you are posting on BP under Erotic Services or Body Rubs, you are basically saying what you provide already. In the BP ad you provide a basic location which is all that would be on here anyway. So I always get confused as to why a provider in good standings with a solid review would not want to let other members here know they provide safe and reliable service. But then I am on this end and it is hard to put myself in the provider's mindset.[/QUOTE]I think what she is saying is a public post of details brings all the crazy's, not wanting to RTFF kind of guys, to her door. I don't think any provider wants one of those as a client and I know none of us like the constant stream of new boys stepping in here with their hand out. I think she meant post that you had a solid time and take pm's for details. I bet your next visit with her will get you some very nice extra mileage. And, she won't have to waste time protecting her safety screening out the idiots who just want to jump into the pool without investing any time or energy trying to understand how the club works. You will be helping us, the ones who don't need a complete road map of what to do and the girls will appreciate how you show respect to them.

Please, don't misunderstand me. I am not saying you disrespected anyone. Just talking about the idiots who pop in here with a hard on.

I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701.[/URL].

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=SexXes;1991272]Don't worry about it. How will they know who posted the review? Unless you have a third nipple and post about it you are anonymous. Know what I mean?[/QUOTE]LOL, totally agree, my post are normally short and sweet, I don't have the talent for writing long ass penthouseletter style reports.

[QUOTE=Summertime0777;1989981]They got some unwanted TV time and left town. What a loss!

.[/QUOTE]I was wondering if there was a news link or more details about what the media attention was that sent them away. Just curious.

Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl?

[quote=jaguarxf;1991102]i will be brief (yes, the jag can be terse) with regard to jasmin. She is the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and i have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of bp links:

Jasmin at invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on obt just south of 1-4 that she shares with natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, i can't say for sure. Let me say that jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude btb. Lovely shaved vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl, http://www.homepath.com/listing?listingid=41322516. Menu options are solid. Pm about fs, daty.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/bodyrubs...&image=9722701.[/url].

Jaguarxf.

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[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1991102]I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701.[/URL].

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207[/URL][/QUOTE]Can someone please PM me with the meanings of those abbreviations? I am having trouble finding their meaning. Or anyone that knows I would appreciate it.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1991102]I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701.[/URL].

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207[/URL][/QUOTE]Can you send exact location link not working. Also where is Luxsa. I have just moved here full time.

Love your posts.

Thank you for the amazing reviews!! I want to set something straight though. I DO NOT offer FS. I never have and never will. It is not an option on the nenu. If you hear different that person is lying. But anyways, thank you all for the correct accurate reviews. Muahhhh xoxo.

[QUOTE=BackJack;1991514]Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl?[/QUOTE]Let's see if I can take a stab...

COA. Cum on Ass.

COT. Cum on Tits.

BBACF. Bareback Ass Crack Fucking.

BBBL. Bareback Ball Licking.

[QUOTE=Mckenzie123;1991804]Thank you for the amazing reviews!! I want to set something straight though. I DO NOT offer FS. I never have and never will. It is not an option on the nenu. If you hear different that person is lying. But anyways, thank you all for the correct accurate reviews. Muahhhh xoxo.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the boards, McKenzie. Had a chance to see you and I was very happy I did. Go see her, people. I never had FS or claimed to have it with her, but even without that, she is well worth it.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1991102]I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701.[/URL].

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm guessing for anything other than a stroke or external humping she's asking 200-250 ? These prices are so inflated LOL. I'd seriously rather just see a less attractive girl with more service per $. MBS, Invigor8, both are / were weak on the Pussy Per Dollar.

I rolled the dice out of desperation due to aches and found Lisa, very nice lady.

If you need a serious massage and want to walk out feeling refreshed, this lady can do it. She knows how to use what she has and has strong little hands to give a great rub with a soft enough grip for the finale. I walked out 120 lighter but ready to take on the everyday bullshit without a care in the world.

Avoid the other lady that works there with long curly hair unless you enjoy variable personalities.

[QUOTE=SA2222;1981843]I saw her. She is chubby, more than pics indicate. Draping not required. However, she didn't get close to the privates. Not much teasing. No HE, although I didn't ask because she never hinted at it, even though she looks the part and is a nice, chatty gal. My guess is that extras might be available and there might be some good fun to be had with this one, but I just didn't push the envelope. One thing I will point out that is important. She uses some kind of gel that's a ***** to get off. That shit was still on me after two showers. Plus, the residue is all over my shower floor and I almost slipped and busted my ass because of it.

Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Also, if you look at her ad and then type her full name (its the first part of her gmail address) into BING, the results are ... Interesting.

Since I won't venture into a MP, I had the next best thing. A MP come to me. And that is exactly what Lindsey provided. A great massage performed inside my residence by a cute, friendly young woman. My back was wrecked prior to this session but her skilled hands soon changed that. 90 minutes later I was a new man. In the end I was happy, very HAPPY. Will definitely repeat.... [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9761560&image=9761558[/URL].

This PSA applies to SOME providers, but not all. This PSA is more for Rub Gals and LMT's that provide extras.

We hobbyists all know that YMMV with each of you lovely, sexy and oh so talented ladies. You will FS some clients and not others. It's all part of the game.

All of you know that we men are testosterone driven, lecherous creatures who think about pussy, what, 200 time a day, according to the sex experts? (Especially the married ones, LOL). ALL of you, who are experienced providers, know how to hustle us out of our hard earned money. You have your favorite clients and we have our favorite providers. For you to post here that you DO NOT provide FS, BBBJ, BBACF and / or BBCF, etc. Etc., for your ATF clients is, indeed, disingenuous, misleading and even borderlines on the paradigm of "unfair trade practices". I believe it is called: "Truth in advertising". You sexy ladies post your prurient ads, licentiously and decadently all over CL and BP. Your succulent, plump round, testicle tightening, soft and tender 100% feminine asses and breasts, are posted with your ads, begging us, even exhorting us, to fuck you (Note: all FS sessions are "non-health care related") into the next zip code, if you will (I actually believe I fucked Alexa and Emily at PAS into the next county, Keri into the microwave and Patricia into a sweet rendition of "ay Papi Jag, fuck me" All of us red-blooded men get turgid (erect) looking at your sumptuous ass pics. I (as I know other men have) have nearly "rubbed one out", if you will, on more than a few occasions while oozing pre-cum all over your edible ass pics. You gorgeous women know what turns us men on, indeed. That is the intent of your ads, correct? I believe they call that "wise marketing strategy". As a connoisseur of fine feminine asses, The Jag can tell you that he will NOT respond to an ad unless I can either see your ass, or, in Lindsey's (LMT), Jen's, (LMT) Jenna's (LMT) case, I can see enough of your ass, or, your facial bone structure to determine that you may have a nice ass, (anthropology 101) in order to make an educated guess as to whether or not I want fuck you.

I have publically addressed this issue in the past with other well-known and beautiful providers such as Hailey and JJ. I have also discussed this matter with about 6 other UTR rub gals, via back channel PM's. I have received a few PM's from two or three guys that have been hobbying a long time, but do NOT post on the Board much. These men have told me that they have had FS with several of the providers that I have reviewed here. These men, like me, paid big Jag coin to get FS from these providers. The details these esteemed brothers gave to me about these ladies lead me to believe that they were honest and truthful. Of course, there is no way to know for sure, absent a lie detector test and a face to face meeting with the provider. However, these gentlemen seemed worthy and I have to trust them at their word. We have ALL heard providers tell us: "Oh Jag, you are the ONLY client that I have sex with, I swear babycakes", only to find out later that it is a FUCKING lie. All of us brethren have been there. Truthfully, it really sucks when you think you have an ATF provider that is ONLY banging your brains out, only to find out that she REPEATEDLY lied straight to your face and that she is, in fact, fucking one or more of our fellow brethren. But, we, as mature men, understand that this hobby is a fucking business and as far as the providers are concerned, it is ALL about the coin. This is not a hobby for the faint of heart, or, for those men who tend to become "attached", if you will, to a provider. Doing so will likely bring you emotional heartache and disappointment.

As I have said before, publically and through back channel PM's: ALMOST every FUCKING provider has their price. It's as simple as that. True, some, but very few providers have never provided FS. There may be a few gals that DID provide FS but, are not doing so any longer. I would submit that a lot of men, including myself, unequivocally respect that. Regrettably, however, some providers post here saying that they do not provide FS, BBBJ and DATY, etc., when they know, IN FACT, that they are fucking AND / OR sucking one or two of their ATF clients for a MINIMUM of 200-400 dollars per orgasm / ejaculation.

So, please ladies, continue draining our ball sacs and bank accounts, but, do not post here stating that you are not FS when we all know that most (again, not all) of you do. Many of you gladly provide FS IF you are VERY attracted to your client AND the Jag coin is right. Personally, I love all of you beautiful and sensual ladies. The Jag has always been a complete and consummate gentleman to each and EVERY provider that I have ever had the pleasure to have seen. I have paid them very well, indeed, and I will continue to do so until I leave the hobby.

Accordingly, as long as I (and my esteemed hobbying brothers) have the requisite coin and as long as you are willing and able, we hobbyists will continue to go balls deep into your soft, tender, wet AND tight Vaginal flesh (covered as always).

Hugs, kisses, and loads of Jag jizz deep, deeper and finally balls deep into your cock craving, spermatozoa swallowing cervix (s).

Love always,

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=Flraven05;1992348]Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews![/QUOTE]Sounds like you need some immediate stress relief sir! I could read it loud and clear friend, she came to his place, she did a good massage and left him happily ended.

[QUOTE=Flraven05;1992348]Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews![/QUOTE]This should help with Lindsey.

Lindsey. LMT. No draping required. She is the gal in the photos. Gentlemen, because Lindsey is an LMT, I will not get into much detail here. I do not believe that she reads the Board. But, I do not want to take any chances and fuck up my future sessions with her. I saw her twice. Our first session was so fucking intense and explosive, that I saw her again a very short time later. So, please, my brethren, allow The Jag to say this: I don't know of many young co-ed type women that are as intensely sexy as Lindsey is, yet maintains the demur innocence of the "girl next door" look. IMHO she is the personification, of curves, femininity and smoldering sensuality. IMHO she a very sexy body with a beautiful "heart shaped" ass. Great tits too. When you see her in person, you will be amazed at how beautiful Lindsey is. Her hair was gorgeous, silky smooth and smelled fresh. Lindsey's smile was effervescent and illuminating. Her hands and nails were perfectly manicured. Lindsey's personality was as good as any gal I have ever seen. Her skin is flawless: sooo very soft and smooth. Her hands are easily as smooth as any gal in the LMT biz. I put her right up there with Tara Marie and Jackie Joy. Lindsey's body was so very warm and smooth while she performed a FULL BTB massage. We started with me on my stomach while she massaged my back, legs etc.

After about 20 minutes of that, I flipped over. That's where the fun began. Lindsey slowly began to massage my chest, stomach, legs and inner thighs. Her soft hands working their way sensually up my straining thighs, toward my sac.hers soft hands gliding ever so slowly across my twitching cock and churning ball sac...back and forth back and forth with soft sensual flowing strokes all across my cock, sac and lower pelvis with her soft, soft feminine hands and fingers, while she looked up at me with her beautiful seductive eyes letting me know that she was getting turned on. Soon, the intensity and sexuality of the BTB massage overwhelmed us both!!

My massage with Lindsey was among the best that I have ever had. Lindsey takes very limited appointments, as she has a full time sales job and only does LMT part time. I will repeat as often as I am able to afford her tender, loving, caring and sensitive touch.

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JaguarXF.

[BLUE]I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;
[list]Click on their name.[/list][list]Click [i]Add to Ignore List[/i][/list][list]Click [i]Yes[/i][/list]Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1992433][BLUE]I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;
[list]Click on their name.[/list][list]Click [i]Add to Ignore List[/i][/list][list]Click [i]Yes[/i][/list]Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I ran into the same situation when I first posted here. I have since decided to keep a low profile and only share with a select group of like-minded brothers by pm. It was almost like I was the new bull in the pasture challanging for supremacy of the herd. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Knowledge is power.

[QUOTE=GymBagJim;1992439]I ran into the same situation when I first posted here. I have since decided to keep a low profile and only share with a select group of like-minded brothers by pm. It was almost like I was the new bull in the pasture challanging for supremacy of the herd. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Knowledge is power.[/QUOTE]And I hear you in your post, my excellent gent. Honestly, I am not trying for Board "supremacy". I am just sharing my Intel for all of you to enjoy and to utilize to your aggregate benefit. I just happen to enjoy writing detailed reviews.

I have read some of your posts, GBJ, and they are awesome, indeed, my brother. You are quite the "eloquent one", if you will. You know how The Jag, and others (though not all) on here love detailed reviews.

If I ever start seeing Escorts, I will be carefully reviewing your reviews, along with several other SM's, so I will know where to go for the best escort "dreams".

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1992433][BLUE]I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;
[list]Click on their name.[/list][list]Click [i]Add to Ignore List[/i][/list][list]Click [i]Yes[/i][/list]Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.[/BLUE][/QUOTE]You forgot to mention that the Administration members here will also put people on an ADMIN ignore list. Case and point I posted something after Jag had went on and on about his cock, The Admin then placed him on an ignore list I can not manipulate.

I'll never buy the argument that a poster is making shit up just because his experience hasn't happened to me. Anyone who's been in the game long enough probably has a couple of true experiences with LMTs who are otherwise legit, but for whatever reason decided to cross over and offer a HE, BJ, FS, or something else that their other customers would never imagine. For obvious reasons, these UTR providers will and should probably never be discussed publicly. I haven't read anything here from any poster that screams bullshit. On the contrary, most of the reports from some of this board's most prolific writers are consistent with some personal experiences, yet some guys remain in a state of denial.

As for any provider who comes on here to deny offering certain services, shut the fuck up. You only draw more attention to yourselves. Some of you, with your fake phony pictures just need to keep on sucking and licking, and stop posting before we start calling you out for false advertising.

[QUOTE=Falstaff1;1992596]You forgot to mention that the Administration members here will also put people on an ADMIN ignore list. Case and point I posted something after Jag had went on and on about his cock, The Admin then placed him on an ignore list I can not manipulate.[/QUOTE]This is true. I was assessed an infraction for responding to a post made my a member in my ignore list not knowing they were placed in the list by admin. I don't always log in to view the forum and Admin swore that I must have logged out to read that member's posts then log back in to flame him. Not the case...I only log in to click on a picture or to post...not always necessary.

I don't even know how you view that list, just how to add them.

[QUOTE=Flraven05;1992348]Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews![/QUOTE]His review told me everything I needed to know. Not everyone gives a Jag penthouse letter review. Thank God.