Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=TerryTT;2252331]Is anyone besides me having difficulties with the provider ads website? It seems slow and clunky when trying to get there and it seems as if there are fewer provider ads there too? It's simply a question and not an attack on any entity.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Yeah we know and are working on it. We bought a script when we started it (developing from nothing is fucking expensive) and it's having difficulty with the size of the database. The Russians are working on it and we hope to have it fixed soon, it's the main reason we haven't gone to it all over the forum. We always get stuff fixed sooner or later but with our budget it just takes us some time.[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=SpartanKY;2252283]Yo, I don't mind the ads, I know you got to make money somehow. But could you turn off the one from Fuckbook/socialsex.com? It's got this one where this girl is gaping her asshole, and the ad is gross. Some dudes are in to that, I know some of us aren't.[/QUOTE][BLUE]See the comment above regarding budget, no those guys keep the lights on, and this site free for you guys, not to mentions pays for my pussy. It would be very nice if you (universal you, not SpartanKY you) checked them out.

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This time Stormy. A shot in the Glockman style taken during her Memphis visit. I'm getting a nice "taste" of your local talent. Send more!

[QUOTE=Admin2;2252675][BLUE]Yeah we know and are working on it. We bought a script when we started it (developing from nothing is fucking expensive) and it's having difficulty with the size of the database. The Russians are working on it and we hope to have it fixed soon, it's the main reason we haven't gone to it all over the forum. We always get stuff fixed sooner or later but with our budget it just takes us some time.[/BLUE]

[BLUE]See the comment above regarding budget, no those guys keep the lights on, and this site free for you guys, not to mentions pays for my pussy. It would be very nice if you (universal you, not SpartanKY you) checked them out.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Most have faith that it will be sorted out.

Want YOU to pick them up, get a room or do a car date for 150 the piss and moan when you don't or threaten to expose you when you don't pay their freight or do it the way you want to. Time to clean house gentleman and take out the trash. JMO on the big board.

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;2253504]Want YOU to pick them up, get a room or do a car date for 150 the piss and moan when you don't or threaten to expose you when you don't pay their freight or do it the way you want to. Time to clean house gentleman and take out the trash. JMO on the big board.[/QUOTE]Honestly, Whenever I get chicks like that, I put them on blast and then I make it my personal priority to name and shame them every chance I get.

Yes, I still have that chick's bra from the last cash-and-dash that I have (details are in the Columbus forum). I make it a point to take pictures of it every time I go to the ATM and send it to her boyfriend / pimp, which usually results in a tirade of angry voicemails. I've lucked into where she lives based on some information stalking and just keep on going to ATM's near their house whenever I'm near my oncologist's or go up for an appointment.

That also leads me to an interesting segway -- due to my oncologist yelling at me, I'm apparently in the "No Fun Zone" for the indeterminate future -- and it's not just sex, it's booze and a lot of my diet has changed. Boo. Hiss. Anger. On a positive note, it's giving me a lot of opportunity to harass that chick.

It is so slow as to be almost unusable. I doubt it is just me.

**edit** I see this has already been addressed.

PS I work in the database arena. I use databases that I guarantee are bigger and they are not slow. Indexed correctly, size shouldn't slow it down much. This is something they should fix for free.

Make sure the images are in a separate table that isn't accessed until they are building the web page.

I'm not really very good at this stuff, but I think this should not be hard to fix.

But if I am full of shit and the size of the database really is the problem, have them delete any ad's that are more than 30 days old.

50 states * 15 Cities * 20 providers * 15 ads per month = 225,000 records that is TINY
50 states * 20 Cities * 20 providers * 20 ads per month = 400,000 records that is SMALL

[QUOTE=Glockman;2251726]You may see her like you have never have seen her before.[/QUOTE]Well, have you?

While I was on my way to Memphis a few people contacted me about taking pictures. Can you please contact me again by text or pm please as I would love to take some more pics as I actually had a wonderful time taking pics the last time and would love a variety to put on my website. Thank you so much and I am sorry that I deleted the names and also the person that contacted me!

Stormy.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2253917]Well, have you?[/QUOTE]Now that you have made her famous, half hours are off the menu.

[QUOTE=OhioLegMan;2254006]Now that you have made her famous, half hours are off the menu.[/QUOTE]Is lot of traffic and since I am a low volume provider I am really trying to stay low. But if you ask nice enough I just might do it. With 2 references of course. I love the pics so far can't wait to see more. LOL Stay safe out there.

Stormy.

[QUOTE=OhioLegMan;2254006]Now that you have made her famous, half hours are off the menu.[/QUOTE]While I feel your pain, somehow I have a hard time believing that a redneck from Memphis has much influence over Cincinnati providers. But hey, at my age I can barely get my pants off in a half and hour. And that's with no belt and slip off shoes.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2254077]I love the pics so far can't wait to see more. LOL Stay safe out there.Stormy.[/QUOTE]Okay, if you insist.

Way too slow. Takes over a minute for the site to open, So bad I do not check it very often anymore.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2253577]It is so slow as to be almost unusable. I doubt it is just me.

**edit** I see this has already been addressed.

PS I work in the database arena. I use databases that I guarantee are bigger and they are not slow. Indexed correctly, size shouldn't slow it down much. This is something they should fix for free.

Make sure the images are in a separate table that isn't accessed until they are building the web page.

I'm not really very good at this stuff, but I think this should not be hard to fix.

But if I am full of shit and the size of the database really is the problem, have them delete any ad's that are more than 30 days old.

50 states * 15 Cities * 20 providers * 15 ads per month = 225,000 records that is TINY
50 states * 20 Cities * 20 providers * 20 ads per month = 400,000 records that is SMALL[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen Kimmie Love? Sounds like a good hump day option for me. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/2531-Kimmie-Love-wants-to-LOVE-on-You.html[/URL].

I just tried to send a message to a girl on the site and I got an error message saying they couldn't find the webpage I was looking for (whatever that means). ANotheR site costs a ridiculous amount of money and mostly has copied BP ads. It's getting to be really hard to stay in the hobby.