Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Crisler;5244145]Thanks!

What changed since this report?

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?17375-Escort-Reports&p=4715114&viewfull=1#post4715114[/URL][/QUOTE]Lack of supply. Beats jacking off I guess.

[QUOTE=TJ321;5244280]Lack of supply. Beats jacking off I guess.[/QUOTE]Ain't that the fucking truth.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5242489]After corresponding a bit and with some mongers who have gotten a little bit more than a therapeutic massage I decided to try again. Male appointment for Sarah's on Odana. I showed up and was told that I had a wait an hour. Someone else came at my time and she saw them.

She offered for me to go to Verona and see one of her coworkers. I showed up 15 or 20 minutes later and she was seeing somebody already.

Half an hour later I am getting a draped, completely professional therapeutic massage. No t's. Nothing remotely close to The fun that has been reported by a couple of people.

So, my conclusion is either people are full of shit and posting nonsense, or Sarah's and Rosie's have universally decided that I am not worthy of a happy ending. I am 40's, fit, good looking, polite. I don't see an obstacle there. Remote possibility is that they think I am a cop, but seems unlikely.

I post this so anyone reading prior reviews realizes that there might be 2 sides to this coin. I've been to Rosie's twice now in Sarah's for a 5 times. Great therapeutic massage. HE is not a given.[/QUOTE]Have you tried State Street? The girls are generally pretty fucking hot and if all you want is a hand job, you'll likely be happy.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5244562]Have you tried State Street? The girls are generally pretty fucking hot and if all you want is a hand job, you'll likely be happy.[/QUOTE]For double the price of any AMP and giving the troll guy half. Hard pass. That place is awful.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5245321]For double the price of any AMP and giving the troll guy half. Hard pass. That place is awful.[/QUOTE]I understand balking at the price, and I understand aversion to the dude. And I've never visited State. But I have to say that my experiences at its Canyon predecessor were more than twice as enjoyable as any I've had at a local AMP.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;5245360]I understand balking at the price, and I understand aversion to the dude. And I've never visited State. But I have to say that my experiences at its Canyon predecessor were more than twice as enjoyable as any I've had at a local AMP.[/QUOTE]I'd agree if they had any consistency. At Canyon depending on who you saw you could get a HJ, BJ, FS all different levels of undress.

I don't like the random wheel of what I might get especially with what I've read on the new crop at state, 1 girl doesn't even allow touching like wth not paying premium prices for a trip to the unknown.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;5245360]I understand balking at the price, and I understand aversion to the dude. And I've never visited State. But I have to say that my experiences at its Canyon predecessor were more than twice as enjoyable as any I've had at a local AMP.[/QUOTE]I'm not a huge fan of State St. And I've actually never been to an AMP. All I know about them is what's reported here. And it just doesn't sound appealing. Also, surely there's management involved. Yes, the fat man sitting on the couch is unappealing. But does the general invisibility of the management at an AMP mean it doesn't exist? Or it's just more palatable?

Anyway, personally, I'd much rather pay $120 for an hour plus tip for a young college hottie to give me an FBSM, mutual touch, than hope and pray that when I flip some Asian granny might touch my cock, but first let's haggle about the tip.

Every time I go, I swear, I'll never be back. But you know the deal. There ain't a whole lot else to choose from in Madison.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5245394]I'd agree if they had any consistency. At Canyon depending on who you saw you could get a HJ, BJ, FS all different levels of undress.

I don't like the random wheel of what I might get especially with what I've read on the new crop at state, 1 girl doesn't even allow touching like wth not paying premium prices for a trip to the unknown.[/QUOTE]Re consistency, at least I always had control over who I saw at Canyon, so I had a pretty good idea what to expect (except the first time with somebody, of course). My worst experience there was almost as good as my best AMP experience. Having said that, I haven't tried all that many AMPs, so.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;5245544]Re consistency, at least I always had control over who I saw at Canyon, so I had a pretty good idea what to expect (except the first time with somebody, of course). My worst experience there was almost as good as my best AMP experience. Having said that, I haven't tried all that many AMPs, so.[/QUOTE]Maybe I've always had bad luck but the fat man scheduling isn't very responsive and double books a lot expecting a no show. That's why I don't give him any $.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5245400]I'm not a huge fan of State St. And I've actually never been to an AMP. All I know about them is what's reported here. And it just doesn't sound appealing. Also, surely there's management involved. Yes, the fat man sitting on the couch is unappealing. But does the general invisibility of the management at an AMP mean it doesn't exist? Or it's just more palatable?

Anyway, personally, I'd much rather pay $120 for an hour plus tip for a young college hottie to give me an FBSM, mutual touch, than hope and pray that when I flip some Asian granny might touch my cock, but first let's haggle about the tip.

Every time I go, I swear, I'll never be back. But you know the deal. There ain't a whole lot else to choose from in Madison.[/QUOTE]I just want to know how that guy is able to recruit. 1 look at him and you'd think a girl would just leave cause I'm sure he makes them show him what they got LOL.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5245620]Maybe I've always had bad luck but the fat man scheduling isn't very responsive and double books a lot expecting a no show. That's why I don't give him any $.[/QUOTE]I've certainly experienced being unable to book a desired time. But in all fairness, once I've scheduled, they always follow through. I don't go very often. Because I dislike scheduling by email, I dislike walking by the fat man, I dislike the setup (massage table vs. bed), I dislike not being able to shower afterwards, etc. I'd prefer to meet a girl there and get takeout, but the times I've tried, they usually politely say No.

[QUOTE=Crisler;5244562]Have you tried State Street? The girls are generally pretty fucking hot and if all you want is a hand job, you'll likely be happy.[/QUOTE]I have searched STG, Rubmap and others. I have found information on GBH, Odana rd and grand canyon drive, but I found nothing on State street. Can someone please direct me on where it find out more?

[QUOTE=Binder79;5245772]I have searched STG, Rubmap and others. I have found information on GBH, Odana rd and grand canyon drive, but I found nothing on State street. Can someone please direct me on where it find out more?[/QUOTE]Any ads similar to this one are for providers who work out of an apartment on State Street. Appointments are usually only available during business hours and by email only.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/emileywinter-special/107237834877[/URL]

The only providers I've seen there no longer work there so can't give any recommendations on anyone currently there.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5242489]After corresponding a bit and with some mongers who have gotten a little bit more than a therapeutic massage I decided to try again. Male appointment for Sarah's on Odana. I showed up and was told that I had a wait an hour. Someone else came at my time and she saw them.

She offered for me to go to Verona and see one of her coworkers. I showed up 15 or 20 minutes later and she was seeing somebody already.

Half an hour later I am getting a draped, completely professional therapeutic massage. No t's. Nothing remotely close to The fun that has been reported by a couple of people.

So, my conclusion is either people are full of shit and posting nonsense, or Sarah's and Rosie's have universally decided that I am not worthy of a happy ending. I am 40's, fit, good looking, polite. I don't see an obstacle there. Remote possibility is that they think I am a cop, but seems unlikely.

I post this so anyone reading prior reviews realizes that there might be 2 sides to this coin. I've been to Rosie's twice now in Sarah's for a 5 times. Great therapeutic massage. HE is not a given.[/QUOTE]You got to go there alot & leave the Jacksons at home & break out the BEN FDRANKLIN'S, Sarah likes 2 or 3 of them. Then you might have fun. Curb.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5242489]I am 40's, fit, good looking, polite. I don't see an obstacle there. Remote possibility is that they think I am a cop, but seems unlikely.[/QUOTE]Really? Seems to me there's a halfway decent chance they might think a 40's, fit, good looking, polite guy is a cop.