Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mondo72;3401704]Hey Camel,

Well who knows, the one thing I'm sure of the "Jenny" that made the cameo appearance for me I'd not go back with. I know we all have different tastes, nonetheless, this one is nothing to rave about.

It might be that since you mention seeing some good reviews that prolly there would be a better looking one there just not the one I saw.

Maybe you can stop by sometimes and clear things out, if I was you I'd make sure you to see the provider before walking in.

Mondo.[/QUOTE]Nah, the new Jenny who I read reviews for doesn't fit your description. Supposedly much younger. But who knows and like you suggest, Happy probably sees to it that they always have a lady who will answer to the name Jenny.

And since my inbox is filling up with requests asking where the original Happy Jenny is, I took a little browse through RM. She's at True Life Massage Spa in Redondo Beach according to 5-6 reviews from dudes who say they knew her from Happy in Rosemead and have now chased her down to RB. The last review is a few months old. As often happens with the dumb clucks who run RM, the place is tagged as "non-erotic" - I. E. Legit. Then follows this series of reviews of Jenny performing her well known array of unspeakable acts which I suppose many might not find erotic, but nobody could call them legit in the sense we use that word to describe the offerings of a massage parlor!

Benjamin for the works.

[QUOTE=TomLimone;3399609]What's a fair tip for the whole enchilada? Think I over tipped.[/QUOTE]

Just wrapped up with Shirley. Came to visit during lunch. Here's my report:

Although I got a BBBJ with P massage, I'm going to give it a 5 borderline 6. Not because of the talent, but because she's a much older lady. She was kind and took care of me, but insisted I give her a higher tip. Only tip I had in mind was the tip of my. But whatever's. Lesson learned: don't come dressed in work clothes (I wear a suit, but left jacket in car).

Pro tip: your member and balls will be washed before and after LOL.

So far Joy from CTM off Merced is better than Shirley at 701. Next stop, Puente Spa. Please drop pro tips in my inbox. Names of superstars will be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

The Camel;3402842] [But who knows and like you suggest, Happy probably sees to it that they always have a lady who will answer to the nameJenny. ].

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Hey Camel,

Yep, that's just my take on the Jenny at Happy.

Mondo.

Decided to try it but decided to go Russian roulette style and just go with whoever they give me. Parked underground, went up and was immediately asked 'massagi?' when I got off, said ok and was lead to a room. Got prepped layed face down and not once did I look at my provider. Just wanted to let things happen with no expectations, just so I can determine what sort of place it is for myself. Decent massage, she tried to small talk me but I just pretended I fell asleep. When I felt warmth and wetness on my ass, I got up on all fours so she had better access to my man parts. She rimmed me then pulled jr back for a bit while on all fours, still have not looked at her. So I eventually flip and WTF! I lost it immediately, I had Asian grandma sucking my dick!! I was immediately soft, and try that's when she tried harder to get me off. Then I remembered my plan, relaxed a bit and started fantazing about someone else. So BBBJCIM and rimming by grandma, and I'm an old dude too. She had to be over 65! WTF!! I thought!! I'm a sick bastard. So finished, dropped .6 and I got the hell out of there asap! I feel so dirty and ashamed! Don't think I'll go back unless I see the talent first!!

[QUOTE=Maxen;3405806]Decided to try it but decided to go Russian roulette style and just go with whoever they give me. Parked underground, went up and was immediately asked 'massagi?' when I got off, said ok and was lead to a room. Got prepped layed face down and not once did I look at my provider. Just wanted to let things happen with no expectations, just so I can determine what sort of place it is for myself. Decent massage, she tried to small talk me but I just pretended I fell asleep. When I felt warmth and wetness on my ass, I got up on all fours so she had better access to my man parts. She rimmed me then pulled jr back for a bit while on all fours, still have not looked at her. So I eventually flip and WTF! I lost it immediately, I had Asian grandma sucking my dick!! I was immediately soft, and try that's when she tried harder to get me off. Then I remembered my plan, relaxed a bit and started fantazing about someone else. So BBBJCIM and rimming by grandma, and I'm an old dude too. She had to be over 65! WTF!! I thought!! I'm a sick bastard. So finished, dropped .6 and I got the hell out of there asap! I feel so dirty and ashamed! Don't think I'll go back unless I see the talent first!![/QUOTE]Funny story thanks for sharing! This is exactly my worst fears and sorry you had to go thru that!

[QUOTE=Maxen;3405806]Decided to try it but decided to go Russian roulette style and just go with whoever they give me. Parked underground, went up and was immediately asked 'massagi?' when I got off, said ok and was lead to a room. Got prepped layed face down and not once did I look at my provider. Just wanted to let things happen with no expectations, just so I can determine what sort of place it is for myself. Decent massage, she tried to small talk me but I just pretended I fell asleep. When I felt warmth and wetness on my ass, I got up on all fours so she had better access to my man parts. She rimmed me then pulled jr back for a bit while on all fours, still have not looked at her. So I eventually flip and WTF! I lost it immediately, I had Asian grandma sucking my dick!! I was immediately soft, and try that's when she tried harder to get me off. Then I remembered my plan, relaxed a bit and started fantazing about someone else. So BBBJCIM and rimming by grandma, and I'm an old dude too. She had to be over 65! WTF!! I thought!! I'm a sick bastard. So finished, dropped .6 and I got the hell out of there asap! I feel so dirty and ashamed! Don't think I'll go back unless I see the talent first!![/QUOTE]Damn, that sucks. Kinda how I felt when I visited Shirley at 701. I'm really trying to find a young spinner. Advice guys?

[QUOTE=HornDog626;3406091]Damn, that sucks. Kinda how I felt when I visited Shirley at 701. I'm really trying to find a young spinner. Advice guys?[/QUOTE]Most of the girls on the new track in lower azusa between rosemead and peck are 30/40 with some gems younger than that.

[QUOTE=ChickChasin;3406045]Funny story thanks for sharing! This is exactly my worst fears and sorry you had to go thru that![/QUOTE]Lke I said before win some lose some, it's all part of a the 'hunt. '.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3402842]Nah, the new Jenny who I read reviews for doesn't fit your description. Supposedly much younger. But who knows and like you suggest, Happy probably sees to it that they always have a lady who will answer to the name Jenny.

And since my inbox is filling up with requests asking where the original Happy Jenny is, I took a little browse through RM. She's at True Life Massage Spa in Redondo Beach according to 5-6 reviews from dudes who say they knew her from Happy in Rosemead and have now chased her down to RB. The last review is a few months old. As often happens with the dumb clucks who run RM, the place is tagged as "non-erotic" - I. E. Legit. Then follows this series of reviews of Jenny performing her well known array of unspeakable acts which I suppose many might not find erotic, but nobody could call them legit in the sense we use that word to describe the offerings of a massage parlor![/QUOTE]You knew Jenny had to still be sucking and fucking to pay for her Porsche Cayenne ride!

[QUOTE=HornDog626;3403707]So far Joy from CTM off Merced is better than Shirley at 701. Next stop, Puente Spa. Please drop pro tips in my inbox. Names of superstars will be greatly appreciated. Thanks![/QUOTE]Been in the hobby for about half a year now. Lurked for awhile, but decided it's time to do my part and share.

I've been to multiple AMP since I started, but Puente Spa is by far one of my best, if not the best Korean AMP I've been too. They truly have providers that are in their 20's at most maybe late 20's. The oldest I'd probably say would be early 30's like 31 or 32, but still look like they are in their 20's. I haven't found an ATF yet at Puente Spa since I wanted to try all the talents that they have to offer first. Being a Korean AMP, you think they only have Korean providers, but in fact they do have 1 Latina worker. Holy Smokes she was hot and in her early 20's. I forgot her name though, but She says she works Wed, Thurs, and Friday if anyone wants to try her out. Mama. San would be obliged to help you out if you just say you want to try out the Latina Provider. Other than that, it's been awhile since I have tried Sugar, but Sugar was an ATF for everyone and a lot of people recommended her. She has a bubbly personality I can say that for sure and she really tries to make her customers feel wanted. If I remember correctly Sugar works Mon. Wed, but could have changed since then. There are a lot more providers that I have partake in, but some of them I can't recall their name. I apologize for that.

Overall, It's. 5 for the house and $ for tip. And all the providers are easy in the eyes and within their 20's.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3362811]Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to SGV much. Where might simple pho be around. Thanks.

[QUOTE=PaddlePow;3407211]Been in the hobby for about half a year now. Lurked for awhile, but decided it's time to do my part and share.

I've been to multiple AMP since I started, but Puente Spa is by far one of my best, if not the best Korean AMP I've been too. They truly have providers that are in their 20's at most maybe late 20's. The oldest I'd probably say would be early 30's like 31 or 32, but still look like they are in their 20's. I haven't found an ATF yet at Puente Spa since I wanted to try all the talents that they have to offer first. Being a Korean AMP, you think they only have Korean providers, but in fact they do have 1 Latina worker. Holy Smokes she was hot and in her early 20's. I forgot her name though, but She says she works Wed, Thurs, and Friday if anyone wants to try her out. Mama. San would be obliged to help you out if you just say you want to try out the Latina Provider. Other than that, it's been awhile since I have tried Sugar, but Sugar was an ATF for everyone and a lot of people recommended her. She has a bubbly personality I can say that for sure and she really tries to make her customers feel wanted. If I remember correctly Sugar works Mon. Wed, but could have changed since then. There are a lot more providers that I have partake in, but some of them I can't recall their name. I apologize for that.

Overall, It's. 5 for the house and $ for tip. And all the providers are easy in the eyes and within their 20's.

Good luck![/QUOTE]Real MVP. I will go and try out a few. Korean and Latina. Be back with intel.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;3407068]You knew Jenny had to still be sucking and fucking to pay for her Porsche Cayenne ride![/QUOTE]Personally she doesn't really like sucking your cocks and licking your asses LOL. The girls only do this cause they can't work at Mickey Ds. Plus at their age (over 45+), the options are limited with bad English and no US education.

PC out.