Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5311963]Like Salmon heading up our rivers each year these first warm days of the year always seem to transform this old mans libido as much as they did years ago. Perhaps it's that my blood flows more spontaneously or something. Still...I'd thought I'd taken care of it w/ my double header weekend of Barefoot Brunette Friday night & Merry Saturday>Monday morning. Yet no, I had to take that copilot & my neighbor boys to a local park this afternoon where I spotted some hot redhead mom w/ her kids. Got me thinking about chesty North end one & the oldest boy mentioned to me as we walked home said "Zavi, she had nice boobs". "Yes, she did my blossoming horndog buddy young friend she did". Of course I immediately knew I was destined to head out later. Unicorn glitter trails & all that.

After a nap & shower that willing copilot & I did some time JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # around 9:45>11:00.

Right out of the gate at Flavel was Princess Bubblegum Whatever who was sashaying slowly from the 7-11 to the Dar Ron where she went in a room. My guess her new base of operations. Does that woman own any other attire besides fucking tracksuits?

Sarah 1.5 was tweaking hard around the storage place before Division. I swear I could hear what's left of her brain crackling like a bug zapper on a warm Summer night.

Nothing until Sunny Market where a younger skinny BSW (not the one from my previous reports) in grey tight, flowery patterned top & hair tightly in a bun was walking in for some sedan. Just the fact she was thin made me check her out closer only to discover that her eyebrows looked like a couple of furry earthworms took a nap over her eyes.

Eyebrows or not, still somewhat gobsmacked to see two BSW w/ asses smaller than mine recently. It's skewing the cottage cheese statistics. Not that I'm bitching....

Bagger Vance was in the usual area. Saw her get scooped once. Lots of aimlessly circling cars tonight after a Monday evening McFlurrie treat.

Sandy upper # again sucked ass. Skipped it the rest of the night.

At Sandy hill spotted a trim late twenties redhead WSW nicely filling out a spaghetti strap white mini dress w/ black ankle boots showing off a nice set of tits. I knew not the unicorn I was seeking but all I was seeing was red hair (unnatural) along w/ that two squirrels in a sack ass wiggle calling "Zavi". Turned right at Failing & she walked in nicely. Hopped in smelling good (though intensely) of perfume w/ a touch of weed. Introduced herself as Sophie & was quite the friendly chatterbox. Some tasteful tats on leg & symmetrical ones on each shoulder. Started South w/ the check being my hand up her dress after she pulled her dress up some to expose her thong. Unfortunately her ask was $200.00 to come South w/ me for an hour or so. With my pussy budget blown somewhat this weekend, I was hesitant to spend that much & she wasn't biting on the $100.00 + tip I was offering. After telling her some of the areas that are good for walking, she gave me wet kiss on the cheek as I dropped her off near Utopia. I mourned the missed opportunity as the smell test passed w/ flying colors & she seemed fun. My dick started to whine just a little. Shut the fuck up...greedy bastard...I thought.

Skewing the statistics towards cottage cheese & asses bigger than mine column again was a older BSW in white dress, ankle boots & short dark jacket across from Sunny Market. Actually that ass might cancel the smaller ones it was that large. Sigh...

Empty all the way to JCB & we stopped to fill the truck & headed North again. Pretty much all had disappeared & I thought one last circuit to Fremont & then home. We soon found our way to before the old Taco House only to spot Sophie again causing a squall of circle jerking mongers jockeying for her attention. As we passed she waved at me & I did likewise. Turned North again we braved the gauntlet of dumb moves & shit going on. We passed Sophie again & she yelled at me to stop. Went around the block to find her walking in at Klickatat w/ several determined vehicles swarming her from all compass points. Impolitely cut off a silver dodge truck w/ two dudes in it (who the fuck mongers w/ a friend?) & got to her first as she hopped in yet once more yet readily agreeing to my previous offer. Cool thought as she leaned around & got some sloppy love from the copilot (and no having the copilot doesn't count as mongering w/ a friend LOL) as I got a perfect view of that thong ass on her riding up dress my dick started to stop it's previous whining. I guess the silver dodge circle jerk buddies weren't too happy w/ that & followed us North. Asked if she knew them & she replied, "they wanted me to fuck 'them both for some lowball amount & no way in hell was I getting in that truck". Ultimately I caught a red light at Glisan & they pulled along side us. While the driver circle jerk stared at us through his closed window & Sophie hunched face down in my lap. I rolled the window down & gave them a thumbs up followed by "fuck off dickhead". Continued to follow until Taboo where they turned into lot. The ethos of 82nd is getting weirder & weirder by the day. SMDHS.

At home after a glass of wine or two we got to know one another much better. With those heels & clothes off I noticed a few more star & misc. tattoos on her back & got some light DFK between spending some time on those nice titties. Still the chatterbox as I went face deep on her w/ some g spot work to her clamorous delight (one of the loudest I've ever been with & I'm sure my neighbors got an earful through the open window). Some warrior woman like BBBJ w/ all the extras that are so noteworthy when you're w/ a women who takes pride in her sucking dick well. Due to my pussy proclivities the previous weekend I was very slow to catch up w/ her orgasms yet w/ her riding me like I was some sort of sentient Sybian working hard. I finally felt that familiar feeling & gave her my diminished swimmers load deep in that sopping wet pussy.

Not that I could have gone again anytime soon but for the reduced price...one pop only. Gave her the requested $100.00 + $25.00 tip & brought her to the hotel named after a tree. She mentioned she'll be here most of the week before moving on & will be out after dark. Get her before she goes South. Though a warning to you w/ wife's or such, it's going to take some airing out before my bed & truck or even the copilot doesn't smell like her perfume.

A few screenshots from the aborted & shaky video + one of Merry from Sunday.

Light PPD SUV around but Clackamas was lighting up a few near the borders.

Recon Soundtrack: Ornette Coleman "Dancing In Your Head" + Charlie Haden & The Liberation Music Orchestra "Dreamkeeper".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUY8hiU6vA[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHndxFjUwAY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fvCtyAbNg[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]You write very well. Almost puts us in the roomw you. You founda unicorn, redhair, great perky tits, and is a 3 hole option. Does it really get any better then that? Happy Hunting. Jeff.

With the traditional Christmas copilot long walk on Saturday put on hold, the humans all bundled up Sunday & headed out to 1000 acres for a chilly hike. After that crisp outing (not crisp enough that the copilot didn't indulge in a belly flopping Sandy swim...LOL) pointed for home & since Merry wanted to hit Budlandia before settling in for the night a Sandy>82nd>JCB run happened around 4:15+-.

Baggers & surrounding was vacant of all...even the naturally well-insulated...even the post-holiday workers.

The brunette WSW Collete (sp?) with the big eyes I talked to Thursday night was again out in same yellow hooded coat. She'd moved South to Oregon though.

While waiting outside Budlandia, Sarah #1.5 came slithering by yet again in the same clothes from last recons. Discovered to my dismay that smell a vision is tangible. I found myself developing an involuntary twitch...

Heading South in the by now increasing dark...I swear there was trim BSW in jeans, ankle boots & bulky fur hooded coat just South of Duke Autozone. The body language never lies & she might have smiled @ us...wearing only my prescription sunglasses probably doesn't help that..

Again another recon where PPD wasn't high on my radar. Though I saw some.

Recon Soundtrack: William Parker "Corn Meal Dance".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18amw49kpQc[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5379716]Lunchtime:

After frying in the sun yesterday & this morning had to venture out for a miscut barge board to finish up job. Thinking how promising last Wednesday's lunchtime recon had been (report #3968) & still thinking of that young redhead or long haired & legged blonde. The panting copilot & I did a quick JCB >82nd>Sandy after lumberyard to take advantage of the trucks AC & allow my brain to cool off to prevent further sun stroked inability to read a tape measure.

Nowhere near as promising as previous areas report as all I spotted was Bagger across from her bench.

And one of the usual Flavel fuglies sweating up the avenue.

Wednesday Night:

Finishing up work middle afternoon & unloaded tools. Noticed a text from the Barefoot Brunette "work closing early AC died hot & stinky wanna' to pick me up". Headed up to her work after warning her "I was absolutely hot & stinky w/ added patina of old house filth" "no matter I want you for your clawfoot" was her reply. Upon picking her up she recoiled from a hug & " announced "you weren't fucking kidding Zavi". LOL. According to her I won & we hit the tub immediately. Another fine time was had & I brought her home around 10:30.

Of course I did an impromptu recon while out. JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # 10:30>11:50+-.

Three to five different BSW all sides of the street at Sunny Market. While some cottage cheese was lurking the thinner ones brought that average down some. Also looked like some of them were being watched over by their obvious Tyrone.

Upper Sandy revealed horseface WSW "Wilbuuuurrrr" at 104th looking at cars. To the copilots gratitude I refrained from singing that TV theme tonight.

Bagger was looking different in blue dress at her usual area. On later pass she was heading into Popeyes, no doubt for a six piece.

Not a soul spotted in that general Sandy high school area tonight. You'd think there be a run on McFlurrie...tonight especially.

Must have been blue dress night as WSW waddler "Denthead" was out near Glisan in one. Again waving like a Special Olympics winner at all. Waved wildly & idiotically at me w/ PPD SUV next to me. SMDHS. No wonder she's been arrested so many damn times.

Last spotted was just past Hong Phat was glimpse of short haired brunette w/ pale legs below jean short w/ low heels. Went for another look out of boredom...yeah I shouldn't have. Quick let me lookup a synonym for skanky trash.

Well this fun I said to the copilot as I called it & headed home as fast as I could at all of 30 fucking MPH.

Light PPD out tonight & I'm starting to think Clackamas is on strike I see so little recently.

Recon Soundtrack: Captain Beefheart Trout Mask Replica.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CeLjmIW5wk[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]Whats the going rate for BBBJ or FS out here? Visiting soon from florida, here in south FL BBBJ is $20 and FS $40-60.

[QUOTE=KanyeForPres;5704081]Whats the going rate for BBBJ or FS out here? Visiting soon from florida, here in south FL BBBJ is $20 and FS $40-60.[/QUOTE]For those prices you'd just get laughed at..well...maybe not by Sarah #1.5...LOL.

Triple +- your Florida rates for sweetwalkers in Puddletown.

Good luck.

Not out much earlier this week. What little time I actually spent out...wasn't a damn thing to see. I'd promised to play taxi driver for Dania on her return. So with needing to be downtown around 10:00 to meet her train the copilot & I headed out around 8:45>9:45. JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper as usual...

South end at the Ogden bus stop was the PAWG blonde whale with the pretty face was getting scooped.

Nothing until arts center wall Sunny where a few were out...

At Oregon a wide body WSW in jeans & rumpled up stocking cap that kinda' made her head look like a penis.

One sturdy meh BSW in blue track suit by phone booth.

Across from track suit was the hard work ethic pet hospital BSW as I passed she was trying unsuccessfully to stifle a mouth gaping yawn. I feel ya'...I really do...

All of the above got scooped...even penis head...

Bagger's was abandoned of all ass minus the leg tatted blonde WSW in fur hooded blue jacket, black jeans & ankle boots accessorizing tonight with a small backpack. Studiously tapping away at her screen while ignoring the few circling cars...proving it's just not me I guess...

Sandy Upper still sucked...all that route ever accomplishes is a time reset until I get back on the more productive areas.

After the Sandy reset. Across from tree named hotel a BSW or light skinned was rocking some tight jeans above some black ankle boots. Despite the weird blondish wig with light blue highlights was pretty good looking. Not so good was her nearby Tyrone when I looped around for a 2nd look plus the older grey no plates Jeep douchebag that almost head me head on...wonderful...

Last seen before heading down to Union Station was the big eyed WSW spinner Colette walking in near Pappy's. Look for that yellow coat...

Timed my arrival at train station faultlessly as Dania came out & spotted me with a smile that I could see under her mask. After popping mask off in the truck gave me a deep sloppy kiss & said "I wasn't sure you'd come". Later I did...twice...

Some PPD SUV out South to North. The stealthy silver U/C SUV gave me a quick rush as it lit up behind me South of Powell then passed...for certain that cured those yawns...

Staying in tonight with favorite regular...movies, champagne & the last of my Buoy 10 salmon on the menu...

Recon Soundtrack: The Third Mind - "The Third Mind". Borrowing the title from a Williams Burroughs novel yet a Dave Alvin record by name. It's more a group effort with members of Camper Van Beethoven, Counting Crows & Richard Thompson Band among others. They just don't make fucking records like this too often.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X5bmxWBImc[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juQZaCi7wNI[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Though I'm not holding my breath..may our year prove to be full of respair...finally...

Started my hobbling here some 20+ years ago. Been away for years but now I'm back. Been out to my old spots and found a few on 82nd. Out several times this week with a low hit percentage. NYE was out half the day with nothing and a couple throw aways after dark. Curious on the reports of "Sandy upper numbers" exactly how far out you going? Went down Sandy to around 20th which used to be a high return area and saw nothing.

Sandy lower numbers is dead might find a straggler off 82nd upper numbers I go far as 122nd and go around the block but its hit and miss these days but gems can be had rarly so I always make a pass up sandy every 2 or 3 runs down 82nd and back.

[QUOTE=KanyeForPres;5704081]Whats the going rate for BBBJ or FS out here? Visiting soon from florida, here in south FL BBBJ is $20 and FS $40-60.[/QUOTE]Hey I live in Washington state and was think about driving down but I know you'd be lucky to get BBFS for $ girls try to charge up to $$$ an hour.

From years ago. On NW couch near the Fred Meyer and by the big church on the corner is a bus stop. Used to find some girls there and good quality ones. As its up the hill. Pickings are better. But I have not cruised this area in ages. Anyone know if its still active? Girls would walk down both sides of Fred Meyer and in the back on Couch.

Lower Sandy has been non productive for a long time. I am sure the occasional straggler is there. Used to be hear Shaffer on MLK or in that area was ok. Not sure now as my path is different and not in that area. In the past I had found some good tail there. Upper sandy. From 105th to 122 occasionally has something. Its the ugly no tells near 122 end of sandy which has quite a few nefarious types living in these places. As such. A few of the girls need money to keep the room so you see them out on Sandy. Challage is if you do decide to visit the girls room. These hotels usually allow smoking in the room which for me is a turn off. Had one girl who was nice. Bang her a few times in the hotel room. But sadly she moved on.

With all the rain and cold. Its been pretty bleak out lately. Hope things pick up.

Stay safe out there. Still seems like a shooting a day or a few shootings every day. Its worse than Bagdad out there. LOL.

Better off slummin Old Town in the AM ( the sign of a desperate man). The NW stroll has been dead for over a decade.

[QUOTE=********;5713503]From years ago. On NW couch near the Fred Meyer and by the big church on the corner is a bus stop. Used to find some girls there and good quality ones. As its up the hill. Pickings are better. But I have not cruised this area in ages. Anyone know if its still active? Girls would walk down both sides of Fred Meyer and in the back on Couch.

Lower Sandy has been non productive for a long time. I am sure the occasional straggler is there. Used to be hear Shaffer on MLK or in that area was ok. Not sure now as my path is different and not in that area. In the past I had found some good tail there. Upper sandy. From 105th to 122 occasionally has something. Its the ugly no tells near 122 end of sandy which has quite a few nefarious types living in these places. As such. A few of the girls need money to keep the room so you see them out on Sandy. Challage is if you do decide to visit the girls room. These hotels usually allow smoking in the room which for me is a turn off. Had one girl who was nice. Bang her a few times in the hotel room. But sadly she moved on.

With all the rain and cold. Its been pretty bleak out lately. Hope things pick up.

Stay safe out there. Still seems like a shooting a day or a few shootings every day. Its worse than Bagdad out there. LOL.[/QUOTE]I have to agree, been many years since I hobbled in pdx, but even then, NW was scarce, and lower sandy, or even DT, pickings were slim to none, or underage.

And recently, with all of the violence DT, I would think most providers would avoid the area.

It seems 82 is more dangerous than most other places. I have tend to find the quality. If you can call it that. Better in the old days on NW couch area. Its up the hill. Yes not as many girls there. However quality is better when you do find a girl. Not the total stuff you see on 92. Seems also most shootings and LE is on 82nd. Its a hot bed of activity. OMG just park and eat at McDs on freemomt area of 82 . Lots to watch there. Tons of HEAVY MEAT there. I shutter to think. Thunder legs. But there are diamonds all over. Just keep looking and.

When I am driving. My eyes are always on high alert. In this SE side of town. You have distracted Drivers, and Nimrods that just walk out in the street and cross with out looking any direction. . So 82 is good but occasionally 162nd from Glisan to Division can be ok. Spring will be here shortly.

Anyone have updates on the Downtown actions and any new areas pop up. Wish I could go back to Couch and see what is happening there. You could park in the church parking lot and watch for a while.

I work near 82nd and have made passes at various times of the day with little to no talent out and about. Only times that yielded results where after 7 pm. Now with COVID soaring and the weather, I suspect that we won't see any improvement for a while.

Friday Night:

With NYE weekend already planned wasn't planning on any recons on NYE proper yet the object of my desire was called into work until 10:00...sigh. Adding the copilots extreme displeasure to the early MAGA mortars firing from all compass points. What the fuck is up with all random sonic bombardments that started at 4:00...seriously fuck you idiots. Truth be told, truck rides do kinda' calm the pup, so we headed out between 9:00>10:00+- JCB>82nd>Sandy upper before heading downtown. I wasn't expecting much with the random showers. The avenue didn't disappoint...

My unfortunate first sighting was Sarah #1. 5 just before Division in meltdown mode. Maybe she doesn't like fireworks either though she wasn't drooling as much as the copilot.

Sunny was empty though the cute spinner WSW Colette was taking refuge from passing downpour at Utopia. Later seen walking in for waiting vehicle near dental place.

Baggers was deserted...

Sandy Upper # was the same soul sucking route...

Heading South again @ the 84 bus stop was doing my usual gymkhana pothole avoidance routine did hold one surprise as we got lit up by PPD SUV. After a quick explanation of my weaving with flashlight in my eyes & papers check headed South again & pointed downtown long before the usual "fifteen minute warning" text.

At Walgreens hedges one older 30+- brunette trim WSW in mini & boots smoking under an umbrella. She actually wasn't bad looking...

Merry & I rang in the New Year with a late dinner with a still panting slobbering copilot at our feet...

Never saw a PPD SUV until I got pulled over.

Recon Soundtrack: Branford Marsalis Quartet Oakland December 31 1990. Opening for the Grateful Dead & after seeing Marsalis sit in with them on March 29 1990. I tried hard to get tickets for this to no avail. Instead had to settle to listen & record the nationwide broadcast in snowy New England. A notable set with Bruce Hornsby sitting in adding some fine keyboards.

[URL]https://ia600705.us.archive.org/23/items/BranfordMarsalisQuintet1990-12-31/BranfordMarsalisQuintet1990-12-31.mp3?cnt=0[/URL]

Monday Afternoon:

After bringing my favorite home I was needing some groceries in the worst way. Before braving the store did a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # between 3:30>4:30. The skies opened up as I left the driveway...

Empty until Sunny where WSW festering fuckwaffle Denthead was getting her first bath of the year. WSW cackler crunt Rebecca also was slithering around Utopia area. Between them & Sarah #1.5 I'm positive you could get an STD just by glancing in their direction...

Baggers divulged its namesake getting drenched...

Plus one sturdy yet cute faced brunette WSW in black pants & boots all below a blue & white umbrella. Gave me some pick me up eyeball as I passed.

Finished shopping & with rain intensifying only made it to Baggers before aborting & turning around.

Only other seen all the way to JCB was whale sized blonde wig wearing BSW in open black jacket at Oregon. Due to her forecast foresight to carry an umbrella. I was gifted (sic) a view of some scary ass salt water taffy tits. That recent jungle fever soundtrack in my head definitely got muted...

I did spot a shit ton of PPD SUV out + one Clackamas at extreme South. Much more than New Years Eve for some reason.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Oakland December 31st 1990, set 1. A companion piece to Marsalis set. Marsalis seamlessly integrated this night as well as the 3-29-90 show I did make it to earlier that year.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd90-12-31.sbd-satellitefeed.hall.1688.sbeok.shnf/gd90-12-31d2t02.shn[/URL]

Thursday Night:

Between the rain & lack of recent avenue revelations thought I'd give it a rest for a few days. The barefoot brunette had texted me a few times during the last ten days, yet I had dance card full & told her I was working at coast until Wednesday night. She started the frisky texts this morning & finally called her at lunch.

My swimmers replenished & 10:00 meet agreed upon. Since it wasn't raining with fairly tepid temperature thought some avenue laps were in order. Headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper around 8:30.

The healthy weight blonde WSW last seen in Mountie hat near Fancy House was in ripped jeans & hoodie near Autozone. She's SW doable is all I've got to say about her...

Sunny had the scary salt water taffy titted BSW showing off her cottage cheese ass in tights. To my relief her jacket was closed tonight...

Baggers was vagina vacant...

Sandy Upper hadn't changed for the better. Only the odd suicidal pedestrian testing your night vision & reflexes...

Sandy side of the Knolls driveway had a flurry of activity w/ the leg tatted 30's WSW blonde in mini & boots showing the top of her black thigh highs. She was window talking with several interested motorized punters. She's ignored me on several occasions so didn't bother to look if she finally made up her mind...don't bother anymore...

Sandy hill at Failing revealed a younger ASW in jeans & sandals. Back channel report says open menu is available, yet the stereotypical signs of abuse are unveiled when she gets naked.

All the way to JCB & back to Baggers was boring as fuck empty. Over the stereo I talked to the copilot way more than usual tonight...

Having had enough, parked at McFlurrie headquarters to see if something...anything showed up. Only thing spotted was a long in the tooth skinny criddler dirty blonde WSW in jeans & pinkish hoodie who engaged me in lot. 80.00 to come back to her room at president named hotel. I begged off for all the reasons you'd expect. That she had a nose like Jamie Farr being the least of them.

Waited for twenty+- minutes in the still life that Baggers has become until that boredom coma took over. Think I even caught a quick upright nap SMDHS. At least that's what barefoot brunette teased as she hopped in truck laughing at me. Looking fuckable as always had a quick overnight & brought her to work this morning.

Saw three PPD SUV out all night. All at once near Hermiston's old spot questioning some criddler.

Right around Quasimodo's old spot a king hell pothole caught me unawares. Southbound fast lane on your driver's side. It fucking sucks...

Last one on 82nd turn out the lights...

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Oakland December 31st 1990 set 2.

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5715491]Friday Night:

Recon Soundtrack: Branford Marsalis Quartet Oakland December 31 1990. Opening for the Grateful Dead & after seeing Marsalis sit in with them on March 29 1990. I tried hard to get tickets for this to no avail. Instead had to settle to listen & record the nationwide broadcast in snowy New England. A notable set with Bruce Hornsby sitting in adding some fine keyboards.
[/QUOTE]Plenty of tickets on shakedown st! I made it in with ten minutes to spare. Missed Marsalis though.