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I have been this night with Brooke or New Brooke from Naperville.

Her ad can be found both on backpage and craigslist.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_blonde_bombshell_here_to_blow_your_mind_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3653063[/url]

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ads/1433391316.html[/url]

Pics are old, I can tell it is her only from the tatoos... in the pictures seems mature, in person seems younger, barely 18. Got some extra weight since the picture were made. Pleasant body but not as pleasant as in the pictures. body 6.5 on civilian scale, 8.5 on street scale.

Rushing attitude + "clean pervert" as she says, that is no saliva on her body and only CBJ + she does not ride = not recommended.

You may get better results if you know how to deal with her, not sure...

[QUOTE=Silvio]If you want a chuckle please review the link below. Un fuckingbelievable.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/julia_sexy_sweet_bruntte_bombshell_19/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3647242[/url][/QUOTE]
What concentration camp did they pull this one out from? She looks like a skeleton. Perfect for Halloween.

I got this, may be your thing, not mine. I love the underlying pretension. I can be anywhere in 24 hours. Fuck you. Sure you can, but your hairy ass is not getting this cock or money. Anyway, she might be awesome and blow someones mind. I did not try her out, just passing it along:


Hello. Thank you for writing. I am in Chicago's Near North area at 5pm this evening until Sat noon and either doing outcalls or hosting. Have passport, love travel. I can be anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours.

I am young woman from NYC.. I'm 29, 5'7", 120 lbs. 32Ax27x37. Long wavy dirty blond hair and brown eyes. Work out a few times a week. Unshaven from head to toe. I do not shave any part of my body. I am moderately hairy. You won't notice in a picture or first glance perhaps, but it's very much there.

I am seeking a one time, occasional or ongoing arrangement with a smart, financially successful, older gentleman.

I love ancient poetry, impeccable manners and the outdoors.

You must love dogs.

Photos at:
[url]www.*******.com/AndieinNewYork[/url]

$100 hour Dinner, drinks, shopping
$250 for 30 min Private Time
$400 for 1 hour Private Time
$600 for 2 hours Private Time
Tip for driver $20 for 30 min $30 Hr
Drive time $30 Hr

There is a male model available if you prefer to meet with a couple. 5'10" 165lbs 6 pack abs, large pecks, body of a god kind of physique. Italian/Spanish. Dark, dark tan. Short black hair. Pictures currently not available.

The only way to arrange a time to meet is to call. Please be professional, polite, and respectful. I do not accept reply emails, text messages or blocked calls. 917-406-4563. I will only discuss scheduling ever - date, time, and place to meet. I am very select about whom I meet. By calling, you are agreeing to the terms of this entire email. See below for further etiquette.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Andie

You have contacted an escort. All monies exchanged is for companionship, dinner, drinks, dessert, dancing, clubbing, shopping, private modeling, and exotic dancing. Further photos and personal descriptions are not available. An escort does not sell sex. Do not ask if certain code word activities are available. Always keep the conversation light, polite and totally professional. I will only meet with individuals whom complete my personal screening process to my satisfaction. Total discretion means if we see each other outside of our arranged time together neither if us will acknowledge the other. Nothing in this email is negotiable. Any attempt to do so will end our arrangement.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

[QUOTE=IcedOut]Sorry it took a couple weeks to post this been busy. Two saturdays ago I called a woman who advertised without a name on BP. She was a thick black girl who described herself in the ad as having a "horse ass" and that her ass is "home grown" and some other nonsense. She has a 312 area code. I met her downtown because we agreed to do a car date. She parks and hops in. She is not bad. Nice face and tits and a nice round ass. We get to my secluded spot downtown and she starts with the rules. Don't touch me. Don't touch the condom after I put it on you. Then after I tell her I've made a mistake I say I'd like to just stop and offer her a ride back to her car. She says no. Long story short I tried to get my money back the hard way. She ran out of my car and I eventually started running down the street screaming to bystanders that I was trying to mug her. I don't think they believed her but it made me nervous enough to just walk back to my car and call it a day.8 down the drain. Stay away from this one she's a thief and a robber.[/QUOTE]Hey, I think i know exactly who you are talking about. I saw her pics and i was very tempted to call and set up a appointment.

Thanx for the heads up.

If you have I'd like to hear how it was. If not, I'll TOFTT & report back.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_sweet_kind_naughty_ready_for_fun_blonde_goddess_36/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3571171[/url]

[QUOTE=Loverman2000]Hey, I think i know exactly who you are talking about. I saw her pics and i was very tempted to call and set up a appointment.

Thanx for the heads up.[/QUOTE]I've seen nine sisters...all of whom are ripoffs.

[QUOTE=Northside Jim]If you have I'd like to hear how it was. If not, I'll TOFTT & report back.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_sweet_kind_naughty_ready_for_fun_blonde_goddess_36/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3571171[/url][/QUOTE]I saw her for a massage a few months ago. It was ok, technique was good. She's a little big for me, it was fun but probably won't repeat.

I agree a little big but fun. but I had a little more than a massage.

[QUOTE=Mylar 824]I saw her for a massage a few months ago. It was ok, technique was good. She's a little big for me, it was fun but probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

Debating on having either come by. Bailey told me after 10pm tonight, wondering if anybody else met her. If not I'll let you know tomorrow.

[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/profiles/1708/[/url]
[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/profiles/3108/[/url]

Thanks for the info on Kat guys! Sounds like she's a little "big boned." The only big bone I like is mine. Thanks again, I may try her anyway, if I do I'll report back.

Visited an apt last nite. Had an asian name of Ice. Nice bod and enthusiastic. Actually gave a halfway decent massage. Non rushed and got real wet for me. 1.2 for the half hour but was there actually 45 min. She lives in Chicago near chinatown but was working out of halsted/roosevelt. Ad in CL.

What's up everybody this my 1st time posting on dis section buh I have a few posts on the SW part. Gota question theres a tiffany gurl on CL usually stay by NW indiana or sumthing and sometimes DT. Really big booty white gurl pretty face. Have been weary of her for a long time now not sure if she legit. Any info on her would help tried callin 1-2 times before buh never no answer.

Is that the only thing you got there.

[QUOTE=Quimby]Visited an apt last nite. Had an asian name of Ice. Nice bod and enthusiastic. Actually gave a halfway decent massage. Non rushed and got real wet for me. 1.2 for the half hour but was there actually 45 min. She lives in Chicago near chinatown but was working out of halsted/roosevelt. Ad in CL.[/QUOTE]

Careful on how you use that term: I always thought it was definition # 2, but apparently not.

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gurl[/url]

Anything in Stacy in Lansing?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ads/1453612319.html[/url]

(DISCLAIMER: this is not a MP, but not quite an escort, so I don't know where to post this. So I do both places. Anyway)

Backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let_me_be_the_one_22/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=3362182

Checked this out the last time she was in town. She was set up at a nice hotel room downtown, and was very discreet. She made sure that hotel staff didn't know about her services.

Now, I never had a tantra massage and was curious. I must say. NOT BAD! If you like a quick table shower, bad massage, and an upsale on the flip that leads to a quick HR. Then this is not for you.

Massage took place on the bed. Nice music, scented or non-scented oil. She fancies herself as a professional and actually to provide a relaxing, spa like environment. She did the massage, gradually getting herself undressed in the meantime. Some whispering and teasing in your ear, some light body to body rubbing, and light touching (she doesn't allow rough groping, or touching of the happy place), which was SLIGHTLY disappointing. Anyway, her entire purpose is to get you relaxed and horny as hell. Starts the HR. Very slowly. And wants you to let her know just before you bust a load. When you get to that point, she eases off. Teases some more, massages, then slowly starts back until you release (IMO) one of the best damn loads I had in a LONG time. She was good at what she did. Afterwards, she offers you a real shower in the hotel room.

The negatives: 1) she makes you so horny that you really feel the need to throw her on the bed and ride the shit out of her. 2) I wish the mutual touching could have been a little more. Uhm. "groping-esque". She claimed to have real sensitive tits and only wanted light touching. The ass grabs were good though. 3) either there was nothing, or it was VERY hard to tell if more was on the menu.

Positives:

1) Nice looking lady. I would put her a little closer to 40 than the 35 she claims. Nice body, GREAT skin. Feels good rubbing against you.

2) I was actually relaxed when done. Kind of a bonus considering what the ultimate goal was.

3) A+ HR.

4) Nice location/accomodations.

5) Nice, friendly, and unrushed.

If you want to try some different than 1. For a AMP massage + HR, then give it a shot. Not for guys looking to fondle at will and possible get a cheap fuck. YMMV. To me, it was worth the 1.2 and I may try again if she's still in town next week.

[QUOTE=Hot Ur1]Anything in Stacy in Lansing?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ads/1453612319.html[/url][/QUOTE]Seems waaay too good to be true. I wonder what her rates are.

I bet she's at that Windmill hotel off of Torrence.

I have been putting off this report in the hopes that she would redeem herself or at least attempt some apology:

Amanda Justine. NCNS. Very disappointing. And the fact is we had an hour conversation if it was five minutes. I really believed we clicked and this was over the phone so imagine how displeased I am in reporting that she did not show up. And I am rs2k also, have been since 2000 thank you very much.!

However my second choice that afternoon did take extremely good care of me. The lovely, if sightly more buxom, Amelia Taylor came through like a champ.

Pcats etc. Has got to be the premiere service in our fair city, thank you charlie, if you read these boards. The beautiful and sweet Lucia Bella made me regret ever going anywhere else for the attention I need.

I am, however, a frugal guy and if one is looking for a well put together inexpensive walk on the wide side, then the lovely Eden of chicago would be an educated man's diversion.

Just my two cents,

Pin

Hey Guys,

I'm just looking for a fun reliable stripper for a bachelor party this weekend.

Not looking for anything that would interest Tom Dart, but want a hat chick that will put on a good show.

Thanks,

Babyface Chi

Anyone see the new asian girl in willowbrook? she looks really hot from the photos.

I ive on Chicago's southside and most of the escorts are in Schamburg and O'hare hotels. Does anybody know what part of these locations most escot are located.

[url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.

[QUOTE=Yupyup321]I ive on Chicago's southside and most of the escorts are in Schamburg and O'hare hotels. Does anybody know what part of these locations most escot are located.[/QUOTE]Actually, both BP and CL have lots of escorts offering service from the south side of metro Chicago. Can't tell if they're what you're looking for, but if you take a look, you can figure that one out for yourself.

[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]Well at least now we all know which provider to avoid. You must have a death wish, man.

[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]


That's just.....well....I guess all I can say is WOW!!! That had to hurt, that's truly TOFTT, or more like jumping on the grenade!!!

Thats not a BBW thats a DAYAMM!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]That's just.....well....I guess all I can say is WOW!!! That had to hurt, that's truly TOFTT, or more like jumping on the grenade!!![/QUOTE]

That girls like a moped, fun to ride I suppose.... No condom king? Sure your odds of getting HIV are slim, but there is a lot of other shit that can travel up your pee pee. Yuck.
[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]

Mannn if you're going to risk bbfs at least do it with a girl that is ridiculously hot. Imagine if you caught something serious fucking that blob thing.

[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]Bck when I was in high school, we had a saying about ugly girls:

"Throw a flag over her face and f**k her for Old Glory!"

I'm not sure even that "encouragement" (AND a couple of the famed "blue pills") would be enough to get me up for that!

Brrrrrrrrr!!!!!

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Mannn if you're going to risk bbfs at least do it with a girl that is ridiculously hot. Imagine if you caught something serious fucking that blob thing.[/QUOTE]The Blob, from the 80's movie, is the best way to describe that horrifying huge pile of shit!

No wonder she is so cheap. I'd rather go to Chinatown and get a hand release instead of banging that.

[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]


I'm sorry but this story seems to be full of more holes than swiss cheese there is no way a pro semi-pro or even newbie is gonna let you have her without a cover and then to let you finish inside her c'mon even if she is clean there is no way she is gonna chance that you have anything, besides who the hell would follow up with her after that report, not any guy who values his health. Now i like bigger girls cause well I'm a big guy and little girl seem to delicate for me and looking at her site and her prices compared with other bbw pro's there ar etoo many things that scream out BULLS*^$.

[QUOTE=Bishop69]I'm sorry but this story seems to be full of more holes than swiss cheese there is no way a pro semi-pro or even newbie is gonna let you have her without a cover and then to let you finish inside her c'mon even if she is clean there is no way she is gonna chance that you have anything[/QUOTE]I agree - something about his writing style scream BS.

However... I have dropped many a load BB inside a pro. I know, I know, call me stupid if you want to. Just saying, it does happen...

Has anyone seen her. She looks so hot that it to good to be true. Al I can think about is shooting loads into her.

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Wow you guys are rough. To each his own! Everones tastes are different so leave him be for choosing a woman to HIS liking. If someone here is into Trannies, that's their business and I for one won't give him shit for it...just not my thing!

Now if you want to blast him for bbfs, that's a reasonable criticism.

But don't kid yourself Bishop. There are plenty of girls who will do BBFS. When I was younger and stupid and single, I did it many times. Mostly with 2 non pros I knew but a couple of times with pros when I ws drunk. I had other opportunities ove the years to partake but have passed on it for many years. Now that was years ago (15-20) and no longer. I have tested clean several times since then and thank god I didn't get Aids.

I dod get crabs once years ago and that really sucked!

Strap up and live to tell about it.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]I agree - something about his writing style scream BS.

However... I have dropped many a load BB inside a pro. I know, I know, call me stupid if you want to. Just saying, it does happen...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yupyup321]Has anyone seen her. She looks so hot that it to good to be true. Al I can think about is shooting loads into her.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/25_years_old_36_hips_wow_28_waist_36d_chest_naperville_i_88_27/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3004956[/url][/QUOTE]That picture is pornstar Phoenix Marie

[QUOTE=Yupyup321]Has anyone seen her. She looks so hot that it to good to be true. Al I can think about is shooting loads into her.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/25_years_old_36_hips_wow_28_waist_36d_chest_naperville_i_88_27/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3004956[/url][/QUOTE]

The porn star these pictures are stolen from can be found here: [url]http://www.bigbubblebuttbooty.com/asses/40-inch-plus/[/url]

[QUOTE=King Mermaid][url]http://www.windycitybbw.com/[/url]

I saw this girl yesterday. I have never been to a BBW before and never found them that attractive, but she was cheap and I was horny. I went to her place in uptown. Nice place, nice well decorated and clean place. She is a big girl. She was too big to ride me or to get it in doggie, but missionary I was able to bang her. She was very nice and clean. She didn't mind me raw dogging her which was awesome. I knew she did not get much dick because of her size so I took off the latex and it was phenomenal. She lets you nut in her too which is great.[/QUOTE]Those pics are fake.

Those are pics of BBW star Princess Lissa

Oh man, that's too funny.

Great find!

How'd you even find those anyways?

[QUOTE=Jkbald]The porn star these pictures are stolen from can be found here: [url]http://www.bigbubblebuttbooty.com/asses/40-inch-plus/[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bishop69] there is no way a pro semi-pro or even newbie is gonna let you have her without a cover and then to let you finish inside her c'mon even if she is clean there is no way she is gonna chance that you have anything[/QUOTE]

Many girls offer BBFS. You can't ever know what they're doing with someone else, you only know what they do with you. And whatever they do with you, they're doing with someone else. It's the truth of the hobby no matter how many people don't know about it.

Guys listen I understand that there might be several girls that will do bbf but c'mon in this day of HIV, AIDS, and Lord knows what else is it worth the risk? I also stand by my view that who in the hell would want to use a provider in this day and age that doesn't practice safety first, even if you don't get the big one those little whammies are a *****. one other thing that struck me as odd was the rate structure c'mon 85.00 for a half to a semi-pro (and yeah she is a semi cause she will post body pics but nothing x-rated or face pics) that a bit hard to swallow, most bbw providers esp those in the uptown/river north area charge at least 150 for a half 100 if the are running a "special". but hey to each his own I still stand by my claim of BULLS***