Massage Parlor Reports

Fellow mongers, was hoping to get some feedback about which AMP or provider to dream of this weekend, and would love to hear everyone's recent dreams & nightmares, the good & the bad before deciding which one to try. Please PM only as I feel posting publicly on the board is now riskiest with the proliferation of spas recently.

FYI, I've had typical AMP dreams at BP, Oriental & Moon as well as new relax center. Find BP a bit greedy, Oriental hit & miss & too public, & moon too old. Curious about new AMP next to hooters & any other place or provider I might not know of. But please feel free to inform me of current dreams of places I've mentioned too if you have had them as the names change constantly at these places, so does vary the mileage.

Thanks to all who respond & I will respond in kind my dream as well.

[QUOTE=BobWill425; 1880933]Fellow mongers, was hoping to get some feedback about which AMP or provider to dream of this weekend, and would love to hear everyone's recent dreams & nightmares, the good & the bad before deciding which one to try. Please PM only as I feel posting publicly on the board is now riskiest with the proliferation of spas recently.

FYI, I've had typical AMP dreams at BP, Oriental & Moon as well as new relax center. Find BP a bit greedy, Oriental hit & miss & too public, & moon too old. Curious about new AMP next to hooters & any other place or provider I might not know of. But please feel free to inform me of current dreams of places I've mentioned too if you have had them as the names change constantly at these places, so does vary the mileage.

Thanks to all who respond & I will respond in kind my dream as well.[/QUOTE]BobWill, please see my review from 8/13/13 ("New AMP next to Hooters. Well, sort of.") The AMP next to the old Hooters is named Oriental Massage, same as the AMP at Townside Festival on Franklin Road. That's the one you describe as "hit or miss". Both AMPs are affiliated and at the time of its opening the new Oriental Massage was using the business cards and price lists from the Franklin Road shop, with the Franklin Road address. Your experience may vary of course but the new AMP seems to have embraced the same general policy as its sister shop.

In fact, if you are looking for a recommendation my advice would be to start at my review and scroll up to the present. There is even a recent review about the new masseuse at BP.

[QUOTE=Frelance; 1881182]BobWill, please see my review from 8/13/13 ("New AMP next to Hooters. Well, sort of.") The AMP next to the old Hooters is named Oriental Massage, same as the AMP at Townside Festival on Franklin Road. That's the one you describe as "hit or miss". Both AMPs are affiliated and at the time of its opening the new Oriental Massage was using the business cards and price lists from the Franklin Road shop, with the Franklin Road address. Your experience may vary of course but the new AMP seems to have embraced the same general policy as its sister shop.

In fact, if you are looking for a recommendation my advice would be to start at my review and scroll up to the present. There is even a recent review about the new masseuse at BP.[/QUOTE]

LOL, thanks lance, but I'm no newbie here (see "senior" status, haha. Dude, I am a seasoned monger!) it's cool, I'm not defensive or anything, after all, you & I have shared info. Seriously, I know where you're coming from- some rather green fellows of recent have asked for recon & clearly have not scrolled downward- and there are some on this board who ask for info but offer no quid pro quo. I'm not that guy. If I've been there I'll share it with you, mostly by PM.

I HAVE & do regularly read the board including your report. I think I was hoping for more detailed recounts of recent dreams.

I personally feel (to protect our valuable resources) that we are far too free with info on public forum at times. Let's face it, saying you 'dreamed' of some place may (marginally) protect you, but pretty much blows the whistle on whomever you've dreamt of. & I'm not easily spooked or a conspiracy theorist either (hey, I was the guy who pointed out a couple years ago that the marked cruiser that is parked down from BP is of a different jurisdiction &, contrary to some fearful mongers, was not a threat to our little gem) I just know some valuable contributors to society can be quick targets for uncles & I'd rather not give them anything to go on. My suggestion is we post something like,"hey guys, TOFTT at the new place, regular / senior members PM for deets". May not be much, but at least make your uncle work for that donut.

PMing you with a more detailed explanation. Cheers.

[QUOTE=BobWill425;1881457]LOL, thanks lance, but I'm no newbie here (see "senior" status, haha. Dude, I am a seasoned monger!) it's cool, I'm not defensive or anything, after all, you & I have shared info. Seriously, I know where you're coming from- some rather green fellows of recent have asked for recon & clearly have not scrolled downward- and there are some on this board who ask for info but offer no quid pro quo. I'm not that guy. If I've been there I'll share it with you, mostly by PM. I have read the board including your report. I think I was hoping for more detailed recounts of recent dreams. I personally feel (to protect our valuable resources) that we are far too free with info on public forum at times. Let's face it, saying you 'dreamed' of some place may (marginally) protect you, but pretty much blows the whistle on whomever you've dreamt of. & I'm not easily spooked or a conspiracy theorist either (hey, I was the guy who pointed out a couple years ago that the marked cruiser that is parked down from BP is of a different jurisdiction &, contrary to some fearful mongers, was not a threat to our little gem) I just know some valuable contributors to society can be quick targets for uncles & I'd rather not give them anything to go on. My suggestion is we post something like,"hey guys, TOFTT at the new place, regular / senior members PM for deets". May not be much, but at least make your uncle work for that donut. PMing you with a more detailed explanation. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Well said. And no slight was intended.

Heys so I answered an ad on CL for massages anybody got any info on a girl goes by Nikki massages? Says she works in the Hollins area.

[QUOTE=SunDrop;1881673]Heys so I answered an ad on CL for massages anybody got any info on a girl goes by Nikki massages? Says she works in the Hollins area.[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed by several, including me, in this forum. (See post 186)

Try using the search function; there aren't many girls named Nikki that have been reviewed in the Roanoke Massage Parlor Reports. The search feature is a bit challenging at times, but this one should be easy.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe Jr; 1882057]She has been reviewed by several, including me, in this forum. (See post 186)

Try using the search function; there aren't many girls named Nikki that have been reviewed in the Roanoke Massage Parlor Reports. The search feature is a bit challenging at times, but this one should be easy.[/QUOTE]Hey thanks John.

[QUOTE=SunDrop;1881673]Heys so I answered an ad on CL for massages anybody got any info on a girl goes by Nikki massages? Says she works in the Hollins area.[/QUOTE]I've reviewed her as well. Very nice girl and incredible body. Average massage and typical HE. I saw her twice and won't be repeating. Too expensive. Better deals out there but she is definitely someone that everyone should see once because of the outstanding and nude body.

Sexey massage ad no phone # anyone? Sampled

[QUOTE=Jim1960;1882857]Sexey massage ad no phone # anyone? Sampled[/QUOTE]Haven't tried that one yet Jim. Has anyone tried Hope on Backpage yet?

[url]http://roanoke.backpage.com/BodyRubs/call-hope-now-571-442-6207-26/11224448[/url]

[QUOTE=Cujo1958; 1883278]Haven't tried that one yet Jim. Has anyone tried Hope on Backpage yet?

[url]http://roanoke.backpage.com/BodyRubs/call-hope-now-571-442-6207-26/11224448[/url][/QUOTE]I have awsome girl love the nuru massage LOL.

[QUOTE=Cujo1958; 1883278]Haven't tried that one yet Jim. Has anyone tried Hope on Backpage yet?

[url]http://roanoke.backpage.com/BodyRubs/call-hope-now-571-442-6207-26/11224448[/url][/QUOTE]I sure hope someone TOFTT soon. That looks promising if true.

[QUOTE=GatorAlum;1883423]I sure hope someone TOFTT soon. That looks promising if true.[/QUOTE]I did and yes worth it but she has put alitle weight on sence those pics but ye the nuru is wow.

[QUOTE=GatorAlum;1883423]I sure hope someone TOFTT soon. That looks promising if true.[/QUOTE]That last pic looks like I know her but can't get a handle on it-but that first is a different girl I'am sure.

[QUOTE=PaulyWalnutsYo;1884168]I did and yes worth it but she has put alitle weight on sence those pics but ye the nuru is wow.[/QUOTE]Thanks Pauly. BTW, what the hell does "ye the nuru is wow" mean? You can PM me if it is something you don't want to talk about on the forum.