Massage Parlor Reports

Longtime listener, first time caller.

This won't add a ton of newness since Jennifer is spoken (mostly) highly of here, but there was a revolving door that was notable and humorous to a degree.

So I arrive for my pre-scheduled appointment, showered and waited. At 10 minutes past, the lady who was up front when I arrived (Stephanie) came in and said Jessica would be there in 5. It only took 2 or so until she came in. Massage began. 10 minutes in, a customer enters the building and I could hear muffled sounds of discussion outside. Jenn apologized and stepped out. Back 30 sec later. More massage. More Jenn stepping out, two more times. Apparently this guy had gone to Oasis and didn't like the girls there. Then came to Royal and saw two women (including Stephanie. Who was young, small and reasonably cute) who he didn't want. He said he wanted someone younger. The guy wanted Jennifer, and didn't want to wait. So finally Jenn returns and says she doesn't want to lose customer and if it is okay for Stephanie to continue massage, with Jenn returning in 30 minutes. While irritated, the massage had been fine so far, and the concept of 30 minutes with Steph and then a continuation from Jennifer didn't sound awful. I'm a "don't make waves" sort of push over with cute women who touch my naked body. Sue me. So Jenn leaves, confused Stephanie comes in and starts rubbing my back. Almost immediately is touching fun areas so things are ok. Within a few minutes we talk about the arrangement a bit and I explain what Jenn had said about returning after. Then Stephanie says to please hold on and leaves. A minute later she returns and says that Lindsey will continue the massage. Lindsey is from Oasis but sometimes works at Royal, I guess. So confused Lindsey appears, we chat, I explain my understanding and then she leaves only to return a minute later. She apologizes and she starts. All goes fine with conversation and good, true massage talent. She talks about the idiot who Jennifer left for."Cheap bastard" was one of the nicer comments. Couldn't be 20 minutes later Jenn returns, asks if I want 4 hands which I politely declined, and she finally finished the massage with an entertaining HE. I got her digits for the first time, and she apologized, so since I had nowhere to be, and had three different girls work on me, it wasn't the worst I've had. Although the one with the most interruptions.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr; 1463859]Pacific on 44th st. Is a good bet. Most the girls offer what you are looking for. Read back on previous posts for the best choice for you. I have not heard anyone getting extras from the massage place you tried on Monroe. Best to read up here on the forum before you head out not knowing what to expect.

Good luck, report back of your good / bad experiences.[/QUOTE]Who do you guys recommend that I set up an appointment with that would most easily offer a HJ on the first time and is somewhat decent looking LOL. This is at Pacific 44th.

[QUOTE=Darshane; 1464023]Longtime listener, first time caller.

This won't add a ton of newness since Jennifer is spoken (mostly) highly of here, but there was a revolving door that was notable and humorous to a degree.

So I arrive for my pre-scheduled appointment, showered and waited. At 10 minutes past, the lady who was up front when I arrived (Stephanie) came in and said Jessica would be there in 5. It only took 2 or so until she came in. Massage began. 10 minutes in, a customer enters the building and I could hear muffled sounds of discussion outside. Jenn apologized and stepped out. Back 30 sec later. More massage. More Jenn stepping out, two more times. Apparently this guy had gone to Oasis and didn't like the girls there. Then came to Royal and saw two women (including Stephanie. Who was young, small and reasonably cute) who he didn't want. He said he wanted someone younger. The guy wanted Jennifer, and didn't want to wait. So finally Jenn returns and says she doesn't want to lose customer and if it is okay for Stephanie to continue massage, with Jenn returning in 30 minutes. While irritated, the massage had been fine so far, and the concept of 30 minutes with Steph and then a continuation from Jennifer didn't sound awful. I'm a "don't make waves" sort of push over with cute women who touch my naked body. Sue me. So Jenn leaves, confused Stephanie comes in and starts rubbing my back. Almost immediately is touching fun areas so things are ok. Within a few minutes we talk about the arrangement a bit and I explain what Jenn had said about returning after. Then Stephanie says to please hold on and leaves. A minute later she returns and says that Lindsey will continue the massage. Lindsey is from Oasis but sometimes works at Royal, I guess. So confused Lindsey appears, we chat, I explain my understanding and then she leaves only to return a minute later. She apologizes and she starts. All goes fine with conversation and good, true massage talent. She talks about the idiot who Jennifer left for."Cheap bastard" was one of the nicer comments. Couldn't be 20 minutes later Jenn returns, asks if I want 4 hands which I politely declined, and she finally finished the massage with an entertaining HE. I got her digits for the first time, and she apologized, so since I had nowhere to be, and had three different girls work on me, it wasn't the worst I've had. Although the one with the most interruptions.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a day at the circus, LOL. Seems like you took it all in stride, you must have good patience. I'd say Jenn owes ya next visit. I get irratated if they answer their phones while I am getting my massage, let alone three girls going in and out. Geeeeesh

Darshane, I had to laugh. That was quite a session!

I would agree that it probably ended up being pretty good with such a variety of "hands" on you.

Thanks for sharing!

In the interest of accuracy, and the feebleness of my memory, I'm now thinking the third woman in this scenario may have been named Leslie and not Lindsey.

So why is it so hard for Royal to stick with a schedule? You would think that if you scheduled an hour session in advance, there would be no interruptions. I have never had interruptions during a massage at Pacific on 44th. A customer is paying for an hour / half hour of relaxation. The interruptions don't make for a relaxing massage. I guess we need to be specific that we don't want interruptions, although this should be a given. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=ElJudoka;1465982]So why is it so hard for Royal to stick with a schedule? You would think that if you scheduled an hour session in advance, there would be no interruptions. I have never had interruptions during a massage at Pacific on 44th. A customer is paying for an hour / half hour of relaxation. The interruptions don't make for a relaxing massage. I guess we need to be specific that we don't want interruptions, although this should be a given. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I believe the whole circus came to Royal when the disgruntled customer walked in the door.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1467517]I believe the whole circus came to Royal when the disgruntled customer walked in the door.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but this is a disgruntled customer who did not make any appointment. And according to Jenn, he'd never been to Royal before. She was just seeing potentially lost $$ if someone walked out, I'd imagine. Leslie / Lindsey had said she'd seen him at Oasis before. So basically Jenn didn't want to let a disgruntled new customer walk out, so risked an existing customer. <shrug This isn't big business, and I couldn't understand the foreign language conversations that were flying back and forth, so I hesitate to get my rant on. I'm not a monger. I'm a "few times a year" guy. We'll see what the experience tells me in a few months when the itch is strong and the money is available again.

Just curious, are Jennifer's sessions the only ones that get interrupted at Royal? If so, is there anyone else at Royal that provides a session that is comparable to Jennifer's?

[QUOTE=Heavenlee;1412025]Is she ok if you handle yourself while she massages?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the delay, I've been travelling out west and if anyone is going to Oregon, I can give you some referrals.

I never tried, but I don't think she'd be ok with it based on my past experience.

She's was pretty straight-laced the last time I saw her.

If anyone has had a recent experience to the contrary, I'd love to hear of it.

I went to East West Manual Therapy the other day based on a tip from a friend. It was one of the best massages that I've had all year. There are alot of ladies there and a happy time was had by all. It was better than my last few visits to Royal, Oasis, or Kiets place.

[QUOTE=Walt999;1472162]I went to East West Manual Therapy the other day based on a tip from a friend. It was one of the best massages that I've had all year. There are alot of ladies there and a happy time was had by all. It was better than my last few visits to Royal, Oasis, or Kiets place.[/QUOTE]Can you give some details? I. E. Prices for what services received? Also, name of who you visited.

I am also very interested in going here any info would be great I think I will probably go anyway this week it is always fun to try out a place that you have never been before. Ad on CL says. 50 for hour so it seems compareable with Royal and Oasis. Worth a try I think.

Went to EastWest Manual Therapy again today. I had a black girl named Valerie give me an awesome massage. Ithought maybe I just had beginners luck the first time I was there, she was finishing up and asked if there was anywhere else. I motioned for a H / E and she complied and said I could touch her. The massage was an 8awesome the H / E was a 9 and she was a 7 so you do the math! 50 for the massage 20was for the tip. So I recommend you guys to give East West a shot.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1473282]Can you give some details? I. E. Prices for what services received? Also, name of who you visited.[/QUOTE]I got a h / e with touching for 60 plus 20 for a tip didn't try for more. There are a lot of girls there so still seeing who is the "go to girl" there. I had a heavier girl named Sasha on my first visit. The.

Massage was great and the h / e was very good. Still testing the waters there. Had my second visit there today and it was even better than the first. They are having some kind of discount going on this week but for the service you get you might as well tip the girl an extra 10. Well worth the trip guys.